Each time you finish stuffing yourself I’m going to give you a first place ribbon like they would give to a prized pig at the county fair, now wouldn’t you like that my little piggy?
I love how you look when you see me bring out the funnel, your eyes go wide and you can’t help but bite your lip in anticipation knowing that in just a few moments your belly will be pushed to its limit as you gulp down more calories in a shorter amount of time then an Olympia body builder might consume during a whole day.