Jesus Christ, I'm so horny. I'm in a real 'feed me, Daddy' kind of mood.
I just want to be the kind of full where you just stand there and appraise me. Weigh me and measure me before and after, see how big you can make me swell. Get me high and moaning and just keep bringing me food.
Fuck, I want to be your big girl today, Daddy. I want to impress you with how much I can eat. I want to be round for you. I want to feel like your feedee for the night.
Afterwards, lay me down and manhandle my body. Make me jiggle, Daddy. Slap my belly.
I want to make you as horny as I feel. Make me cum for being such a good, fat, girl for you.
since you just posted that sick dazai anthology chapter, have you seen the other anthology chapter (wan style) where dazai is sick and goes to the port mafia to see chuuya and ends up getting chuuya sick??? SKSJDJDJKSHS I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT IT AHH IT LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE (the wheezeee iykyk)
i also just read an anthology chapter the other day with sick kenji. he is so wholesome 🥺
love that you’re posting all the canon bsd sickness content <3 this fandom needs more sickness (affectionately <3)
I HAVE ITS SO FUNNY...it's so very dazai...and this is so skk. they are passing illnesses to each other all time time intentionally or unintentionally 100%.
i haven't seen the kenji one you're referring to please let me know where to find it!! he's my son i love that boy 😭💖
and omg yes of course i will provide in every way i can 🙏💖 you guys are the ones who make it fun !!!
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
(I'm so sorry babe, I had to 🤣)
This has been sitting in my inbox filling me with both amusement and rage for several days. I finally have a coherent response.
Lesbianism as birth control. Your argument is invalid. So there!