#FUUUUUCCKKKKK

[caliphoria17]

FUCK NETFLIX, MAN! FUCK YOUUU!!! 😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬

[m3djed]

i hate apple so much

[onboardsorasora]

For the neighbor au, there’s definitely a package mix up. Maybe max accidentally opens up a dildo that Daniel bought

Maybe Max got a lot of packages that day, stuff he'd been waiting on for a while so he'd just opening box after box not really paying attention until he takes out the packaging for this six speed thrusting vibrating dildo.

He drops it back in the box because what the fuck. Looks at the packaging tape and sees that it's not his. It's Daniel's with Daniels full govt and his address.

Well shit. This isn't good.

Also this was very good but so not the point.

There's a knock on the door and he groans because sassy runs to the door and she doesn't do that. She also doesnt befriend people either so he knows

He opens the door to see Daniel looking cozy and comfortable in a navy sweatshirt and shorts. His stubble was growing in.

"daniel"

"hey neighbor. Uh I think they delivered my package to you accidentally. I can just grab it and get it out of your hair."

"uh what package, what does it look like?" Max panicked. When it doubt lie lie lie!

"I dunno it's pretty small box. I mean if you haven't gotten your mail yet I can like come back."

"uh yeah that works."

"Ace"

Daniel leaves and Max panics because fuuuuucckkkkk

He had two whole problems here and he didn't know how to solve any of them

[originaldouble]

DUDE DROPS THIS AT 2 AM AND GOES TO SLEEP WHAT THE FUUUUUCCKKKKK

[shittilydrawnmituna]

@shittydrawnsollux FUUUUUCCKKKKK Y000UUUUU

Y0U RU1N3D TH3 C4PT0R N4M3 W17H YOU L4ME 5HIT P15555BL00D

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[everydaygremlin]

fuuuuucckkkkk i forgot i had to get my hair cut tomorrow

[heartbeetz]

I haven't posted about my KR guys in a while and I know I must've posted this clip before but I just remembered it and I'm making you all look at it again.

This makes me so ill. From the "Michael gets amnesia" episode. "You always called me KᎥtt." Fuuuuucckkkkk aaaaahgfggg that's his best friendddd. He sounds upset he's like "I know you don't remember me rn but please remember my nickname" aaaauhghhg he just wants to feel connected againnn

[interestsofabookwormbitch]

FUUUUUCCKKKKK

I've recently realised I'm not ace. Or at least not fully ace. Like I thought I was because sex always seemed gross if I tried to think about it with me, and I never look at someone and go "Sleep with me", the only thing is I also fantasized about fictional sex, so you know, I identified as aego.

Until like 4 days ago I was thinking about this guy I have a crush on and my mind just took off, and it's not a fluke because I've tested a little bit whether the idea grosses me out or not, and it most certainly does not, let me tell you.

So I guess I'm demi now, because I totally only want to sleep with him because I actually got to know him and hang out with him.

And like wow, it's so weird to actually like want to have sex with someone, and it makes it even worse that I know nothing will happen because now there's a part of me that wonders if I could just have like one night, because I actually want that aspect too, but I know I couldn't. And so now instead of one impossible scenario running through my head, it's two.

[nahimjustfeelingit-writes]

FUCK MY YEARS OF TWITTER PORN FUUUUUCCKKKKK. Lets hope kills khadafi or however you spell his name brings his tumblr back.

Oh yeah lol I follow him on Twitter.

[krshush]

Corporate ALSO wants 30 Credit Card applications by today. We have gotten. 4. @ Corp seriously fuuuuucckkkkk offfff

[circus-diner]

fUUUUUcckkkkk..

”Hey, don’t worry, you’re doing great so far”

[dazedanddated]

FUUUUUCCKKKKK YYOOOOOUUUUUU

[marblesmind]

Fuuuuucckkkkk my life dude I failed my yuri exams and now they’re gonna have to take me out back and put me down like a rabid dog

[blue-thief]

*has the urge to read fanfic for the first time in months* *searches up specific trope for specific ship, nothing else* *finds nothing*

FUUUUUCCKKKKK-

[grnherbs]

FUUUUUCCKKKKK I LOVE SUSHI <333333333 i’ve been trying to broaden my culinary horizons lately so i should find a good curry recipe to make ;w; i love cooking so much honestly like it’s so therapeutic for me aiskxjskskskwjjsk

i can be having THE WORST day and if u just throw me a cutting board and some vegetables to chop i will turn that frown upside down so mf fast

WAIT I LOVE COOKING TOO!! it's been so sad living in catered accomodation this year with like nothing but a microwave, i miss cooking so so bad it's so so therapeutic i agree!

we're just the same person

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

fuuuuucckkkkk university starts NEXT WEEK how did time go by this quickly