Happy Endings are for Fairytales, and Baby, This isn't Cinderella
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by insecurephangirl
um hi i did a thing and pm i just got angsty
Words: 1544, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Phan, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: M/M
Characters: danisnotonfire, amzingphil, Phil Lester, Dan Howell
Relationships: Phan - Relationship, Dan and Phil - Relationship, danisnotonfire and amazingphil - Relationship
Additional Tags: Self-Harm, Suicide, Angst
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5000 Question Survey Pt. 16
1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
i haven’t watched it
1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever?
shutter island was pretty surprising but that’s the only thing i can think of right now
1503. What are you currently angry at?
nothing
1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover?
it’s probably me
1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention?
i don’t know
1506. What do you have issues with?
plenty of things lol. this world and all of the crazy shit going on in it
1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)?
damn. it’d be so hard to pick. either jack or one of my parents. i’m assuming my sister and her wife would be good bc they live in an air force base
1508. Do you have any fillings?
yeah
1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home?
nothing really lol. i do the same shit when i’m alone and when people are here. masturbate, i guess???
1510. Have you ever had a near death experience?
not that i can remember
1511. Do you read on the toilet?
sometimes
1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
not particularly
1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor?
probably not, tbh
1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom?
a lot, actually
1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean?
yes
1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle?
yep
1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
i sure do
1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
i think in autumn
What would be the best day?
maybe friday
1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?
Boy/girlfriend: be trustworthy and kind
Parents: supportive and dependable
Friend: funny and adventurous
Teacher: intelligent and creative
Doctor: personable and make me feel comfortable
1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up?
i’d try to spend as much time as possible with them and try to make them feel better in any way that i could
1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
either 2017 or 2016
1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person?
i don’t think so
1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
farting
1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
yeah, it really does
1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most?
being outside
1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
never seen it
1527. If you were on death row (if you don’t feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted) what would you want your last meal to be?
hot wings, french fries, and some beer
1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
as quick as possible, or in my sleep
1529. Who would you want with you when you died?
jack and maybe my parents
1530. What would your last words be?
i don’t know
1531. What is your favorite summer song?
all summer long
1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
yeah
1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else?
i’m sure
1534. Do you eat red meat?
sure do
1535. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
someone has said i have before
1536. What would you consider a blessed event?
uhhh... i don’t know, in a literal sense, i guess a baptism?
1537. What would you consider a miracle?
someone getting saved from dying
1538. Here’s a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
Dave Williams:
Ian Curtis:
Aaliah:
Rozz Williams:
Elvis:
Tupac:
Michael Hutchence:
Sid Vicious:
Jimi Hendrix: elvis, i guess???
1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
probably telling me to die or wishing death upon someone i love
1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you?
i’d rather catch them i guess
1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boy/girlfriend, would you do it?
no.
1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
three years younger.
1543. Would you rather like your guy/girl more than s/he likes you, or have him or her like you more?
i don’t think i’d be happy with either of those
1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new person for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same person a hundred times?
kissing the same person a hundred times, definitely
1544. If you could read your boy/girlfriends mind, but only by letting him or her read yours, would you do it?
yeah, i guess
1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
my whole family, they know me so it’s not like it matters
1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
yeah
1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
depends on what it is
1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion?
not really
1549. Have you ever looked in anyone’s wallet that wasn’t yours?
not unless they told me to
1550. What time and date is it?
december 18th 2017 6:49 p.m.
1551. What song would you (or have you) sung karaoke?
separate ways or livin on a prayer
1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day?
i would if i had one
1553. Could you survive without:
Electricity: i don’t think so
Heat: i think i have enough blankets
Air conditioning: no, i’d be way too hot in the summer
TV: yeah
Radio: definitely
A car: as long as someone else had a car to drive me
1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head?
yeah, actually
1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now?
i will play some video games
1556. What age would you want to stay forever?
i guess the age i am now, 21
1557. What is the softest part of your body?
my butt or boobs probably
1558. What would make your day if it happened right now?
i won the lottery or got a brand new car somehow
1559. What are you thinking about?
sex
1560. Are you on:
Drugs: no.
The road to nowhere: nah
The crazy train: no.
1561. Do you say everything to people’s faces or do you talk behind their backs?
i’d rather say it to them.
1562. What is gone that will never come back?
my youth haha.
1563. What’s your biggest turn on?
when jack grabs my thighs or my neck or pulls on my hair
1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator?
no.
1565. Are you spiritually dead?
i don’t think so
1566. What’s your favorite care bear?
the grumpy one
1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon?
idk who that is
1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car?
nahh
1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band?
no???? idek what that’s from, should i?
1570. If you aren’t an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is?
IDK?
1571. How many private entries do you have?
nada
1572. Are you clumsy?
yes, very
1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery?
i’ll just let them go honestly. i don’t care enough
1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery?
no because it’s not permanent and it’s very expensive
1575. What is the most expensive thing you own?
probably my computer
1576. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘cell’?
my phone
1577. Have you ever had goat’s milk?
i don’t think so
1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life?
not really.
1579. If there was a 'penny per page’ internet tax would you pay it?
nah
1580. Do you treat your pets like family members?
absolutely
1581. Have you ever eaten tofu?
sure have, it’s not that bad either
1582. Do you believe that the 'war on drugs’ is effective?
idk.
1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)?
shoes and clothes
1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you?
i don’t have a password for my diary
1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes?
idek what that is
1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary?
-
1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+?
idk what that is
1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills?
whatttt?
1589. Who do you know that acts phony?
plenty of people i work with
1590. Do you like American Pie?
yeah, i like it
1591. What is the last law you broke?
speeding.
1592. Have you ever run away from home?
i always wanted to but never did
1593. Have you had a good feeling today?
not really
1594. What was it?
-
1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow?
yep
1596. If yes, how much per tooth?
$1
1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts?
sure
1598. Have you ever tried out for something?
yeah
1599. Did you make it?
yeah, sometimes
1600. What’s your favorite lullaby?
twinkle twinkle little start, if that counts as a fairytale
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Happy Endings are for Fairytales, and Baby, This isn't Cinderella
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2o86NYz
by insecurephangirl
um hi i did a thing and pm i just got angsty
Words: 1544, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Phan, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: M/M
Characters: danisnotonfire, amzingphil, Phil Lester, Dan Howell
Relationships: Phan - Relationship, Dan and Phil - Relationship, danisnotonfire and amazingphil - Relationship
Additional Tags: Self-Harm, Suicide, Angst
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2o86NYz
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Happy Endings are for Fairytales, and Baby, This isn't Cinderella
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2o86NYz
by insecurephangirl
um hi i did a thing and pm i just got angsty
Words: 1544, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Phan, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: M/M
Characters: danisnotonfire, amzingphil, Phil Lester, Dan Howell
Relationships: Phan - Relationship, Dan and Phil - Relationship, danisnotonfire and amazingphil - Relationship
Additional Tags: Self-Harm, Suicide, Angst
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2o86NYz
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