#Fishie McFishFace

[allangstnocomfort]

The Murder Of Fishie McFishFace

One Shot

500 words

[hometoursandotherstuff]

On board the Loch Ness pleasure cruiser Fishy McFishface, marine biologist Hector McFudgeon carries out his regular health inspection of the Nessie tadpoles!* Hector said "This one is called Miss Chumpkins and she's 3 months old. She's a really sweet-natured girl! They can be quite boisterous and fun-loving and they will occasionally nip off a finger or two just to let you know how much they enjoy their check-ups."

*However, a study by Folk Zoology Society researcher Floe Foxon found that giant European eels are unlikely to be responsible for sightings of larger animals in the loch. 

[sedgesnuggles]

I’m going to America in a few days for a 3 week long trip for my work, wondering what I should name this little guy who’s coming along

[wordsforrain]

Fishy McFishface

[ao3feedandreil]

by Renee_Walker_09

Sir Fat Cat eats Neil’s fishie Fishie McFishFace

Words: 496, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard, Sir Fat Cat McCatterson (All For The Game), Fishie McFishFace

Relationships: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard

Additional Tags: Pets, Crying Neil Josten, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Andrew Minyard Loves Neil Josten

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[tectonicatomic]

He’s on guard

[simmingbee]

Nika and Talia retired to lounge chairs after having a bit too much kava.

Also... The commune got a pet fish... who looks like it has SEEN things.

I think I named it something generic like “Fishy McFishFace” 

[squeaken1]

I designed a boat for my animation I will be working on. I gave it a temporary name, but I want to give it a good name. It's for an "Apprentice Fisherman", which is a "level 1 fisherman". He made it through basic training and went from level 0 to level 1. He also will fail at every attempt to catch fish in my animation. If anyone wants to give me ideas for names, go for it! If I like it, I'll credit you in the credits of the animation!

( @cavocc I will not accept “Boaty McBoatface” or “Fishy McFishface”!!!)

[skul-the-terf-slayer]

Hi :) im getting a betta fish what should i name it?

Fishy Mcfishface

[queercapwriting]

My favorite thing about today is The Great Fish Discourse of 2K17™. I never had a fish but I do have a cat named Sushi

Okay since you love it so much, here, I’m gonna compile the most recent The Great Fish Discourse of 2K17™asks here.

Because yall are the most and I love you to pieces.

*caution* -- some of these are upsetting af.

And what will the discourse topic be today? Kryptonian biology? Illogical ear piercing? *spins wheel* FISH NAME DISCOURSE  

when my sisters were in third grade our school gave us three crayfish left over from a science project, and we really didn't like one of them so we named it spinach. Flash forward 2 months, and we donated one crayfish to the pet store bc we learned it was cannibalistic, one crayfish was dead, and spinach climbed out of the tank and my grandma found him dead behind our curtain.            

I had like 20 fish, but one day when my mom was washing the tank she killed them because she washed it with clorax and she didn't scrub all the clorax completely off. When putting the fish back like 10 min later they all died and sadly one of them was pregnant. Just thought I'd said that.      

I don't know about the fish name, but its bowl should be called Finland haha this is why I don't have friends            

My sister named her fish Harold...             

Fishy McFishface.             

I once had a finish named Tim. Idk why             

I never had any pets so my friends gave me a rock that looked like it had a face. They called it Rocky.     

I had 3 female betas that lived together and their names were Darth Betta, Betta Fett, and Quingon Fin. They were all girls but fish don't have gender norms so whatever      

everythingbluu said:                                                                      What even is this discourse lmfao all these anons be clever af with the names tho