#Fuck me this game took a turn
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"Dear passengers, if I might have your attention. We are currently passing though a picturesque valley and if you look to the right of the train, there are some beautiful snowy mountains in the distance. And on your left is, of course, the corpse of a dead god."
#Fuck me this game took a turn#Final fantasy xv#Didn't take me longer than *checks palm* seven years to get around to this one#Spoilers for a seven year old game I guess!
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ive been procrastinating a lot, and you'll NEVER guess why
#truly a game that just lets me be fucking malicious#just straight up evil#i punched every single cerberi in the dick until they died#the boss will be stunned and you'll just see +DISRESPECT +DISRESPECT#it took p-ranking all of act 1 to realize that +DISRESPECT is just for punching the guys and NOT for punching them square in the balls#speaking of which i've p-ranked all of act 1 on violent and i only bought the game 5 days ago#act 2's giving me a fucking headache so maybe not#unrelated finally i can draw my two favorite things in the same frame. body horror and robots#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#flesh prison ultrakill#v1#flesh prison#minos prime#ultrakill minos#he's implied. i'll tag him anyway#ill get back to murder drones eventually#right now im in my ultrakill arc#and oh boy am i turning evil
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I'm still so mad about the Wyll rewrite actually
#like on top of how shitty it is that larian chose to listen to the vocal racist part of the fandom calling wyll boring/aggressive/etc#it really fucking sucks that i will never get to know what the real deal was with wylls revenge quest#i was SO CURIOUS bc i was certain more of his quest would play out in act 2 and 3 w the goblin vengeance stuff#like his utter hatred for spike?! who took his eye??? HOW??#and now its oh yeah he lost that eye in the dragon fight.#how all the other goblins KNEW him or at least OF him and they had this history#i wanted so badly to uncover wylls backstory with the full game.#and instead they rewrote it. so I'll never know.#like the revenge quest angle is so fun to me! love Astarion's revenge quest on cazador for that reason#and like i just wonder what could have been#wyll could still have been out to get karlach and that all stays the same#but the goblin history and revenge quest could have played out alongside it too#like WHAT did the goblins do that pissed him off so much?#and his moral compass is like the same so u know it was something horrible#like ok wyll signing a pact to save the city kf baldurs gate ok yeah yay#but wyll turning on the goblin gang he was fighting with and signing a pact to save 1 young boy from a goblin raid hits different
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Hey if anyone wants to check out Moving Pictures Redrawn [a fan-made remake of the first chapter of BATIM that Mike n Meatly may have ordered to be taken down? It's unsure at the moment] Guess who downloaded a copy before they did that~
#batim#batdr#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#honestly if they did order the take down um lmao tbh#I guess Id do the same it must be embarrassing for a fan to make a better game than you did literally improved your damn#flagship title bc it fucking sucks#but yeah in the name of preserving this piece of art this person mustve spent forever making hmu if u wanna download it <3<3#its genuinely so cool I hope it turns out someone was posing as the bendy devs bc like this is so awesome#to have it taken down just feels so shitty#idc if its just a better batim if I could fucking sue Meatly n Mike for selling me a piece of shit of a game#thats not fun to play buggy as hell and has some of the worst storytelling ive ever seen#then took this down bc actually we cant let ppl play chapter 1 for free anymore ugh its just salt in the wound of how shitty they r#this remake is so cool I cant believe I got it to run on my computer#the way they redesigned the general areas is so damn cool too this is genuinely such an improvement and meatly n mike should be fucking#begging on their knees for the fans to forgive them if they did take this down fuck them so so much#mike literally has flaunted his fucking wealth in the past do we really think he needs the extra 20 bucks from some poor soul#buying his elaborate scam of a game that has a broken save system really? Does he need that money? No the fuck he doesnt#ramblez
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Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)
Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???
#okay the fact that he basically goes 'do your thing and I'll be waiting for you for as long as it takes' is sweet but#BUT#I TURNED INTO AN ILLITHID TO SAVE HIS STUPID TENTACLY ASS#(and not to have to kill Lae'zel either)#I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID#I did all that PLUS I forsook my romance with Lae'zel and then the game fucking ends with A LETTER?#NOT EVEN AN IN-PERSON GOODBYE?#LARIAN??? HELLOOOO?#I had a whole sequence of Karlach going to Avernus with Wyll which don't get me wrong I'm glad she's fine!#I was so scared she was going to die!#but why is that the only cutscene I get#nothing about the other characters and most of all NOTHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR#the narrator goes 'you won't have to face this burden alone anymore' and my shippy ass was already smiling ear to ear#thinking 'cause I'll be with the Emperor right'#'I'll be with the Emperor right...?'#and then cuts to black. what the fuck. What the actual fuck.#Larian you buffoons shouldn't have let me have sex with him if you didn't have a romance ending. No I'm serious I feel scammed#'Zero are you really complaining about not having a romance ending with the tentacle fucking thing' YES#YES DO YOU KNOW ME YES HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THAT GAME
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okay i'm going to be nicer to totk for real now *deletes most of my drafts*
#bwark#god i'm fucking trying to have some kind of epiphany here where i can have it all click and be like ''even if i have my problems i can still#get enjoyment out of it'' but this game makes it so damn difficult#''i can discuss the story'' wait nope can't. story sucks ass and butt#''what about the exploration? that was the best part of botw'' uh no can't do that when the surface is practically the same and there's no#substance to the sky or the depths#''gameplay?'' i don't like ultrahand. which sucks when that's 90% of the gameplay#i respect the work that must've gone into it and the creativity it's drawn from fans but making one gameplay aspect literally ALL YOU DO#runs the risk of alienating people who can't get behind#and sure other zelda games have their gimmicks but it's different#like take tp for example. i get that the wolf mechanic isn't for everyone. but aside from the early game twilight sections and a few sparse#puzzles in the later game you're never really forced to play as wolf so it doesn't overstay its welcome#god i just remembered that totk turned wolf link into meat chunks. another thing they took from us 😔#actually on that genuinely why couldn't they just bring him back?#like you're reusing a ton of shit from botw anyway??#which brings me back to my main point is that anything that isn't new is just. botw again#shrines are back but they're uglier. dungeons are the divine beasts but in a new coat of paint#why did they add more shrines to the game anyway? like you'd think they'd at least lower the number because fans didn't want them to return#the SINGULAR leg up i can think of id the bosses. yeah i love botw and i'll hold my hands up and say that a lot of the common complaints for#it don't bother me personally but yeah the blights absolutely sucked#divebombing colgera with the dragon roost theme playing was the closest thing that this game came to giving me an experience#okay i'll shut up now I'M GOING TO BE NICE EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
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More moments of Makoto weakness... Obviously he doesn't let himself go crazy, but the fact he even thinks this... He's not doing well at all. The reason why Makoto is strong is not because he's immune to feeling despair but because, at the end of the day, he's able to keep going and not give up anyway
#ooc ramblings.#alex rereads danganronpa //#god. damn. how shaky Makoto's mind is after an execution is always jarring to me because of how strong-willed he can be#i think dr3 is VERY bad but it has some tasty moments that I like. nowadays I'm a big fan of Makoto being susceptible to the despair#vid (even if I think the plot point that the remnants were brainwashed into despair was just really bad and took away#a lot of interesting things about their characters and turn to Junko's side that were implied in DR2)#because he's not immune to despair! Makoto's a regular guy who was just too stubborn to ever give up. who wanted to LIVE. who wanted#his friends to live. and he dragged his friends out of the pit that they had gotten stuck in and reignited their wills to keep moving#forward. and he carries all this hurt and despair with him too#the helplessness he felt in the game and the anger he felt towards monokuma and the despair he experienced is forever etched onto his soul#and the video exploited the incredible amount of guilt he feels for having (to him) failed to save the others in class 78. for having lived#where the others died#yet he keeps going and he will always reach his hand out towards others. his kindness was forged and tempered in FLAMES#god i fucking love makoto naegi. my goat
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i keep forgetting hell is supposed to be evil. like i KNOW it is but also it just wants to play toys. but the only toys available are people who they're making kill each other for its entertainment
#hell is like if you took a kid who plays with barbies and makes elaborate fucked up plots and then put it in an immortal long lived super#organism built to house the damned and see their torture for who knows how many years#hell is building a roller coaster in rollar coaster tycoon that kills people#hell is quick saving and then killing everyone in a fallout game and then reloading#its like an ignorant socially stunted adult thats still very child like and has a near childish cruelty to them#literally just started teleporting husks into human bases just to see what happens#once again reiterating that its just like calib- (gunshot) (gunshot) (gunshot)#actually a disturbing amount of characters from that webcomic are hell like. to me.#but caliborn sticks out the most because his only exposure to people was the internet and gamzee trying to turn him into an evil#universe destroying being. of course hes a socially stunted person who is cruel and callous and grows up to be LE#.. also lets face it like caliborn hell would probably start drawing yaoi of two guys they know of-#sorry that was unprompted#anyways hell was basically on the same emotionally stunted child to emotionally stunted evil adult pipeline caliborn is. to me.#and is now an adult with a very twisted mindset
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so i finished the teal mask dlc
#i'm not okay#i'm dead fucking serious i have never been so disquieted by a POKEMON GAME PLOT like this before and i don't like it#i'm so upset#look. LOOK. listen it has been established that the player's choices in pokemon do not actually matter outside of mild dialogue changes#i'm totally fine with pokemon moving towards more consequence-based stories#but if you're going to do that here then you NEED TO ACTUALLY /GIVE THE PLAYER A CHOICE/#THIS PLACE SUCKS I JUST CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME AND I'M FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW ;;;;;;;;#FUCK YOU CARMINE I HATE YOU#I HATE YOU I HATE YOU#TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN AND I WILL DECK YOU IN THE FACE#YOU FORCED ME TO BE A BAD FRIEND TO THIS SWEET LITTLE BOY AND THEN WE TOOK AWAY HIS ONLY CHANCES AT FRIENDSHIP WITH ME /AND/ OGERPON#ABSOLUTELY HEINOUS#CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT#HE TRIED SO DAMN HARD THE ENTIRE TIME AND DID NOTHING WRONG AND I WILL /DIE ON THIS HILL/#I'M SORRY KIKI ;;;;_______;;;;#literally he had his completely justified joker moment at the end and my friend was like 'yeah sorry he's evil now' and I just paused#and then turned to her and said 'never love anything'#this is unrelated but if Iruma in M!IK ever turns actually evil like this at any point ever I am defenestrating my tv#i am SO tired and i am betrayed SO often CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT ;;;;;;;#WHY CAN'T MY SWEET LITTLE GUYS JUST STAY SWEET LITTLE GUYS FOR ONCE#Kieran is my SON you can't DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!#also i would die for Ogerpon btw#she is my daughter and i love her#i want to squish her little face and hold her in my arms forever#i need a plush of her right the fuck now#if any of you villagers or tourists scare her or make her sad again i will cut you and that is a THREAT#my art#kind of lmao#pokemon
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I was reading this drow dnd handbook last night and this line made me cackle
just imagining shri’iia in astarion’s confession scene internally being like
#she’s like HUH.#like it is a very sweet scene. in game. but in my head she’s like HUH‼️#and they took a bit time to actually admit both they’re feelings bc he is being very brave and vulnerable but she won’t even have the#decency to look at him !!!!! and when he’s like look just tell me to fuck off and I’ll leave she’s like no that’s not it!!!!!! then he see#that she’s actually flustered. the tips of her ears are blushing and she’s a terrible mess rn and he’s like oh? oh.#and she’s like look. hand on his shoulders. clench. finally making eye contact.#I would like it if we were something too BUT quite frankly I don’t know what this is and im going through the worst tummy ache rn but I#like this vibe. and he’ll be like same bestie.#HENCE why I hc their ‘official’ lock in is the graveyard scene in act 3 ….!!!! they’re just in a situationship (for ME)#but in game I just go for the option where she asks what does he want to do but in my head it’s a whole mess lol#hitting them with the jbfication beam where love confessions turns into this long winded mess but unlike jb#they won’t have to argue abt it lol
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HEY SPEAKING OF TENDER SUGAR, have I ever linked this amazing cover? Yeah yeah, "CINEMATIC COVER" is such a cliche, but this cover has more the mood of the mix that's used in the actual game instead of the soundtrack version... It's awesome! I can practically hear Joseph prattling on about the Sacraments while Henry disassociates in the bg.
This was supposed to have a link to the song but it didn't link, so here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbumhWJtKWo
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#It took me nearly 20 years but I can finally appreciate Silent Hill 4 for more than just the music#it turns out that when you're not the one playing the game it's an amazing game#that is to say#I'm not getting so angry at the obnoxious ghosts and the gameplay loop I'm actually able to pay attention to and enjoy the story#So now I feel kinda guilty for not appreciating it at first#but man fuck jasper and cynthia's ghosts in particular#and I'm sorry but the fart monsters are still hilarious#anyway if you've never played silent hill 4 maybe don't but check out an LP instead and you can enjoy the weiird cool story it has#or play it if you want to the water prison is cool#and twin victims monster is one of the series best#anyway back to art#Youtube
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some aesthetically pleasing visuals from the beginning of my first and current playthrough of kenshi
#i didnt know how to turn the UI off yet when i took these but honestly its part of the aesthetic anyway#oh well fuck da holy nation#if you havent heard of kenshi yet just trust me go grab it#kenshi#kenshi game#kenshi 2013
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damn the family event i was supposed to go to today was canceled and it is bittersweet. Like I really didn't wanna go bc i am still not over everything, and seeing them always sets me back really bad. but damn, this family is so dysfunctional. everyone single family member just bailed or ghosted for different reasons. its kinda sad. I always feel as if I am the person who broke the family facade too. I bailed the last 2 years on this event too. so it is double ouch.
#gonna go uh. process things I guess.#like ;-; i was kinda hoping to see my sisters and aunt. moms okay. i mostly just didnt want to see my dad...#i scare my dad. he is scared of me. he turns all red and avoidant. i dont know why.#okay i do know why but its so complicated. he read through my diary when i was at work once#i fucking hate him for being such a control freak but i am just like him i guess#and lets just say; what he read probably has changed his view of me forever#i should be allowed to uncover repressed memories in privacy without family members reading it...#and i am allowed to have whatever pain i have about those things that happened...#i hate him for reading through my things#i am allowed to stumble and make mistakes and it was confirmed by my sister that it did happen so...#i am allowed to have feelings about it even if it is over reacting in others eyes and express it privately in my diary#i dont remember what i said in the note bc he took it. he wildly misinterpreted it too#he thinks i think he is a predator. no!!!! i dont think that!!!! im just hurt by weird things he has done#this stupid entry i wrote ruined our relationship but he shouldn't have read it#that note was only for me and potentially my therapist#and he never even talked to me about it. thats the worst thing. he sent my mom to talk to me about it#and he misinterpreted it so badly. bc theh both speak different languages and#the things my mom was telling me.. i was like.. i did not say those things... wtf#horrible game of telephone#txt
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"this wulf fellow has choice language"
#artluli#tf2#i dont really like how this turned out its really bad#added shading to try and make it better but it looks worse but i guess ill post it anyway i suppose#if youre wondering why im sweating its because im terrified of playing online multiplayer games#that might sound weirdly specific but dude it gives me so so so much anxiety#ive been wanting to play more but i cant bring myself to do it because im too scared#“scared of what skaluli” the people and how well i perform#i would rather play a horror game because that shit doesnt scare me as much as fearing judgement of the people i play with because im shit#i know i shouldnt care what other people think and should just try and have fun but god this shit is scary#before anyone says anything i turned off voice chat straight away when i downloaded it thank god thats an option#but even without hearing their voices i feel like i can still hear their thoughts and judgement and anger#it took hours of trying to convince myself and then someone else telling me ill be okay just to play the game for a little bit#and when i got to leave i felt like i was having a fucking anxiety attack#anyway i really like this game but im way too scared to play it! which is fucking stupid that thats even a reason
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It's so funny watching Orin disguised as a party member try to convince me that they are that person like ok it is kind of convincing at first i can see you did some homework when researching how to play the part but then she goes a bit far with portraying the character's negative traits that you just gotta look at her and go
#prince's gaming tag#ngl my first playthrough she took Lae'zel at camp and in that scene she says Yenna is the faker and i was suspicious of Yenna#so i almost believed her#but my gut told me not to trust Lae'zel and it turned out i was right#i just watched a compilation of Orin kidnaps victim scenes and watching the Halsin one was kinda cringe but yea we had that convo#about him feeling the city's corrupted but he wouldnt go so far as to hurt Scratch#like ive bedded him. i know he wouldnt fucking do that#i didnt watch the minthara one yet bc i wanna have her for a playthrough before watching anything with her in it#i know thats the point of her doing that but its still funny
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so was anyone gonna tell me that Neil Newbon is the VA for Astarion or was i gonna have to find that out myself when he suddenly started uploading his playthrough of the game on YT
#Seven.txt#viddy game stuff#bg3#astarion#like??? as soon as i saw it i was like OH OF COURSE IT’S YOU!!!#like. i only have a surface level of knowledge abt Astarion from passively consuming other’s posts abt being obsessed w/ him online#but i can tell that if i ever actually took the time i’d probably be rlly into the character#okay so Full Transparency- this post and the prior few tags have been siting in my drafts for the past 12 days#and i know Neil has been uploading his playthrough since even further back but i am late to everything okay it's how i am#and anyways in that time i have watched hours upon hours of Astarion scene compilation videos on YT#and i can now confirm- yes i am Really into the character lmao. like. Severely into the character#like. i'm-making-a-playlist-for-him-and-its-already-got-50-songs-on-it level of Into Him. it's over for me boys there's no turning back#i'm fixated. there's no saving me#like i have never dungeoned a dragon ever before in my entire life but this fucking man.#this man is making me wanna drop $60 and 150gb of my PC's storage space on a game i have no idea how to play#i think it could make for a fun recording experience. but idk if i'll actually do it. i'll sit on the idea for a while first#but Astarion's existence and the sickass character creation is calling my name. i think... it could be a fun time#not like i literally even have the time to dump into a massive game like that but i waaaant to. i kinda want to#anyways Seven found a new traumatized little blorbo to fawn over everybody watch out. a reblog storm may cometh#they couldn't have cast someone better for Astarion i stg#Seven stop falling in love with the characters Neil Newbon voices/acts as challenge FAILED#lmao now i'm thinking about putting BG3 Astarion and RE8 Heisenberg in a room together. could u fucking imagine#talk about taking the whole vampires vs werewolves thing to another level#Astarion isn't a True vampire and Heisenberg isn't even a fucking werewolf and that makes it so much funnier to me#just two old fucked up somewhat non-human guys. i'm genuinely trying to picture them interacting. how would it go#anyways i have been awake for 30 hours with only a 1hr nap in the middle. and i have just eaten a sinful amount of spaghetti#and am currently riding the high of finally having posted ch4 of ES. with no big responsibilities tomorrow. and so u know what time it is#time to be insane on tumblr until i pass out
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