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#GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT
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okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.
so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement
eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:
Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?
Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually
#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought#'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married'#easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule#also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now#through the power of the bit Anything is possible#and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk#it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking'#barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly#they make it an Event#sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible#julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there#as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes#GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT#laughingstock#wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON#i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces!#theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh#i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple#howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it#now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire!#which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop....#i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill#i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts
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2aceofspades · 11 days
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TW: Blood/Injury
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I'm still not over this chapter...
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Big surprise there
(~also I referenced this post by @/teaableu for Usagi's Nexus fit~)
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yelenadelova · 5 months
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Nobody talk to me i’m thinking about how Mags was 5 when the Hunger Games first started. She had to live through those games for all 75 years of them, 64 of them as a Victor. Think about how many tributes she mentored, how many kids she watched the deaths of, how many she felt responsible for. How much she suffered at the hands of the Capitol.
And she helped the rebellion. She volunteered to go into the games again at 80 years old, to save the life of someone she loved. She was part of the plan to help Katniss survive. Ultimately, she gave her life for the rebellion. She died in an arena. She died as part of the very games that tormented her existence for 75 years. And she never got to see the results. She never lived to see Panem free from the games and the capitol. She never got to see peace.
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elderwisp · 1 month
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Atlas: Taryn? Hey!
Atlas: What happened-
Taryn: Please don’t. 
Atlas: Can you talk to me?
Taryn: [ strained ] What is there to say that you don’t already know? I keep asking myself why you’re so nice to me all of a sudden. Why would someone like you be around someone like me and it’s such a… Mind-fuck. 
Atlas: I swear to you, it isn’t like that-
Taryn: Am I just a one night stand?
Atlas: [ stammers ] N-No! 
Taryn: Convincing.
Atlas: I’m sorry it wasn’t a good enough response, I’m just caught off guard. Why would you assume that?
Taryn: Because my questions made sense the minute you walked out of that building and there was lipstick smeared all over your face. Then you gave me this look, something about it made me realize I wasn’t the first and I don’t think I’d be the last. 
Atlas: [ flatly ] We didn’t even catch each other's name, that’s how little it meant. 
Taryn: [ barely a whisper ] Oh now that’s incredibly fucked up… Was that supposed to make me feel better?
Atlas: Bee-
Taryn: [ voice breaks ] Was it worth it? [ pauses ] Don’t… Answer that. I’m… Gonna go now.
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skribblezcorner · 18 days
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Zosan methinks
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seldompathic · 1 month
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He would. He absolutely would.
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satiricallyhere · 11 months
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here's to hoping mercury never fully integrates into ruby's group and is just Emerald's Weird Boyfriend they all tolerate for her sake
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red-high-tops · 2 years
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Bakugou: I don’t care about Deku’s he’s just my rival and I need to beat him.
Also Bakugou: I would fuCKING DIE FOR HIM-
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deng-yi-deng · 6 months
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me: ugh I don't know if I can keep watching this
counterpoint:
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five-a-day · 7 months
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Yes, sometimes a well intentioned wish can lead to... "nuts."
-Prismo
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Here’s some bonuses featuring Sveinn and Ice King. :>
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Thinking about Bad Toman Kisaki slowly becoming more and more disenchanted by Takemichi over the years as he watches him devolve into a selfish, heartless delinquent who always does as he's told, eventually becoming a Toman Exec who quickly accepts murder orders. How this is exactly what Kisaki wanted, to keep Takemichi close and to have him suffering, but he still almost hates seeing Takemichi devolve from a willingness to be hurt for others to fearful obedience of authority. How he's simultaneously disgusted by the villain Takemichi has become and delighted by the grip he has on his life. How though this is a way of exacting punishment on Takemichi for stealing Hinata's heart, by the time Kisaki holds the gun to Takemichi's head, his hero has already been gone for quite some time.
He must be shocked to see Takemichi cry for probably the first time in years after Chifuyu gets shot. When Takemichi begins to cry, Kisaki basically asks him if he's still a crybaby after all their time together and says he's disappointed. I'm not exactly sure why he says he's disappointed, but there are at least two probable reasons.
First, he's disappointed that he wasn't able to fully remove Takemichi from his old crybaby self. He wanted to erase the "crybaby hero" from Takemichi, to make Takemichi terminally unrecognizable from his "crybaby hero" self.
Second, he could be disappointed that Takemichi, who hadn't seemed like his old self in years, is only returning moments before death. Kisaki misses the old Takemichi, his old hero.
I think Kisaki is conflicted between these two very different sentiments here, because while he chose to keep Takemichi around for twelve years and make him suffer, he also always idolized the hero Takemichi used to be and probably missed him very much.
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yvixtrae · 11 months
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making a quick shitpost before work to continue losing my mind about boris pavlikovsky and the boreo ship bc i rewatched the goldfinch recently and idk wtf i was on the first time that i watched it bc i didn’t have so many thoughts and feelings about it like i do now but GOD boris is literally the top person on the kin list now and it viscerally aches to think about it and literally last night at like 2 in the morning i was practically foaming at the mouth like i have rabies bc of two silly goofy stupid side by side epiphanies with thinking about boris and reflecting on myself--
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theslyvoid9 · 2 months
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one day... i'll make proper and beautiful marble hornets fanart but for now i must work
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that-foul-legacy-lover · 10 months
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guh. head hurty :(( we rest today, mothlings, have a lovely day <33
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lowkeyclowning · 1 year
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OHHV MY GODD I HAD TO MAKE A SEPARATE POST: HIS THIGHS HELLOOOOO??? OH MY GOF BRO THE STANCE?? 🫡 WHATEVER YOU NEED I AM ON IT
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crescentneko · 1 year
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Mfw its taking all of my strength and willpower to not make ultrakill ocs dbdhdhdbd
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