#GARYPOST

[grabbingary]

3 SYSTEM SERVERS AND NOT ONE HAS SAID HI TO GARY.. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THEM, THEN?

[frostbite-the-bat]

WELCOME TO THE

[gary-goldstein-law]

Spies are forever Liveblog

Wow that is a BAD accent-

[dhungski]

But why,

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

[whats-9plus10]

Henchman 21 day on 9/10 who’s celebrating ?

[killerwizrd555]

my dad, walking into the kitchen and seeing that my cat is eating his wet food "oh wow! :D that looks really yummy zorro! what a lucky cat :)"

[spamtoon]

Media Sketch of Gary the Gadget Guy - Representation of Stance During The Great Mall Protest of 2015

While the protest ultimately failed, Gary the Gadget Guy was reported stating that he "don't like [malls]" (Gary the Gadget Guy, 2015). While he remained largely distant from the protest he helped the cause in his abstinence, seeing as he and many other mascots were absent from the project, giving the team working on the building of the Puffleberry Mall a great deal of trouble.

[yaikat]

i am not immune to the garyposting so here’s a quick doodle as a break from homework :)

[player1064]

and another jamie post before we return to our regularly scheduled garyposting.... sweet baby boy wazza with a fellow 'blue that switched to red'

[okultraoldmanyaoi]

heads up in advance (even though i’ve been garyposting for a bit now) : i use he/she pronouns on gary. if my posts ever seem confusing that’s probably why

[fungii]

[grabbingary]

MOW

[frostbite-the-bat]

gary the gadget guy fancam

inspired by this (same audio bc I didnt know what song to pick)

[gary-goldstein-law]

I’m gonna romance your nephew so hard. I’m gonna treat him so fucking well and there’s nothing your four eyes can do. By the time I’m done with him he’s gonna be wined and dined to the max. Just you wait old man. This has nothing to do with the money anymore and all to do with the fucking spit running through my veins

- @Ask-Max-Jägerman

Are you dating my nephew out of spite???

Just treat him well, or I will get my baseball bat and take you out by the knees and make sure nobody finds all the pieces of your skull.

[gary-smith]

I love your blog soo much!!!! Please post forever. Also Gary Smith is Bae

THANKS SO MUCH MANi shall garypost until my end

obviously he is, yes

[killerwizrd555]

Gary: oh Chloe! we have a whole bunch of bananas here!

me: oh.. I don't like bananas

Gary: we have a slew of them!