#GERALT

[nicestmeangirl]

A tale in three acts:

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: what are you doing

Geralt: my hands are cold. I'm putting them between my thighs to warm up

Jaskier: you know... my hands are cold too 😉

[underpreparedbard]

I can’t put into words just how happy it makes me that they brought Joey in to do Sirens Of The Deep

Game Geralt and show Jaskier? Such a DREAM combination

[kromanjoma]

Tumblr is the only site I don't post wips on 😩 idk why ai just feel like posting them would suffocate the feed? idk. anyway im gonna try and post more wips here from now on

[tielmamon]

hand slipped

[spidertams]

A Geralt of Rivia, from back when I was reading the books

[powdermelonkeg]

This can be any iteration of Geralt, but I'm picturing TW3

[alpinearts]

"His blood was draining away quickly. There was no time. The witcher cursed and bit her hard on the neck, just below the ear. He dug his teeth in and clenched them until her inhuman howling became a thin, despairing scream and then a choking sob—the cry of a hurt fourteen-year-old girl."

[wiltkingart]

the lovers

[0dde11eth]

Geralt and jaskier lost in a hedge maze. Geralts getting increasingly stressed out and snappy

Jaskier: I spy with my little eye...

Geralt (interrupting): jaskier if the answer to your answer is the hedges around us I'm going to punch you

Jaskier: no it wasn't it wa-

Geralt (interrupting again): let me guess it was the sky? Leaves? Dirt? Shut up bard and let me figure out how to get out of this fucking maze

Jaskier had actually spied the exit and wanted to cheer up his stressed out cranky Witcher. But he's going to grant geralts request and keep quiet. That'll teach the witcher some manners

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[pastaandreievich]

Book Jaskier: chaotic idiot who starts shit like he isn’t the size of a football you can punt over the fence

Hexer Jaskier: chill lil dude who follows you everywhere and just wants to snuggle and lounge in the sunniest window

Netflix Jaskier: unhinged feral last kitten in the sad box on the corner with big ol eyes that make you forgive him for destroying your couch

Geralt: always desperately trying to herd cats

[roskuil]

Vesemir's first day ☀

Previous

[auntmote]

love them 🖤🤍

[bluedillylee]

the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

[lakka-arts]

my only thoughts regarding twn

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