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You know when dogs are carrying a suppperrr long stick and try walk through a door way and it hits the sides?
Yeah every Witcher has done that. With a sword, spear, cool stick etc. They've all run that and were completely bewildered as to what happened
Once geralt did it with jaskiers lute shhh dont tell him
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Just like last time, I'm picturing TW3 Geralt, but this can be any Geralt.
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Modern au idea where, like every famous person, Jaskier takes part in some silly speed cooking segment in a late night show and he accidentally outs his relationship with Geralt when he can't open a glass or can or something so he runs to the audience where Geralt's sitting to cheer him on and then thanks Geralt by kissing him on the cheek like he always does and it's just so natural for both of them that they don't notice they've done it until Jaskier is openly asked about it by the host once the cooking is done.
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Geralt: That's not what happened!! Where's your damn respect?!
Jaskier: It does not exist. Hope this helps ♥️
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A Geralt of Rivia, from back when I was reading the books
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the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn
you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol
[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]
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