#GET AWAYYYYYY

[phanchester]

who the fuck told dan and phil about the natural voice compilations.

[mrsoulstice]

Hellcat vs police cruiser

[samdyke]

wincest shippers can consider themselves to be more intelligent about media analysis or whatever all they want but i can consider hitting them with a comically large hammer. or a car. so think about that

[nightfallsystem]

i think i should probably do something to get better communication with my system aand to stop us from being mean to eachother but im like really lazy

[karofsky]

literally DO NOT

[riacte]

I have a feeling Iskall+Joel duo is gonna blow up immensely so I pray Twitter won’t assign them a [noun] duo name. Like SwedishBeans is cute already. Or I dunno. Smallskall. Which sounds like a joke Iskall would make tbh. Even worse, Ismall.

Anyways I very much enjoy watching them circle around and getting used to each other lmao. Giggling at each others’ puns. The competent mean girlies of HC. If they join forces it’s gonna be so Yoelover for the sad soggy crowd.

[cryptidmagician]

i may or may not fully realize this, however on the bright side: A.B.A

[fluffypotatey]

You once said "how do we know Macky wasn't trapped in a time loop for his afterlife and that's why he's like that" and the Ten Kings of Hell were shown with the Scroll of Memory which does basically that, so you may have been onto something, and I know we mostly attribute memory manip to LBD but if they have the scroll then they may have done so to Macky instead making him relive some messed up AU of his fight with SWK in hopes he'd be angry enough to take kill SWK for his impermissible immortality.

cool thing about lmk is that they lean on the fact that “maybe your memory is lying to you” and show it with LBD and the Samadhi Fire and the Brotherhood and the memory scroll and MK’s own memory

like how many iterations have we seen now of past!swk???? how many times are we retold but there’s a slight change in animation or the style????

can’t find the link for it rn but there was a post about Azure’s own memory being flawed (the flashbacks we see, the memories he shows MK, and the memories in the scroll) and a theory about how the Ten Kings (or some of them) manipulate Azure’s own motivations and emotions concerning swk (ESPECIALLY IN THE S4 SPECIAL!!!!!)

so yeah, you are on to something there, anon

[muirneach]

EW CHARLES AND CAMILLA JUMPSCARE WTFFF

[wornlilac]

i love personal blogs!! " do u really??!?!?! :D " no

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

Thinking about this again

[soldier-poet-king]

I need to lie in the sun. I need more impulsive piercings. I need to shave my head. I have to grow my hair to my waist. I need a tattoo. I need to quit my job and disappear into the woods. I need to ladder climb and be ambitious in my career. I need to stick my arms in warm dirt. Etc etc etc etc

[wmnylander]

the reaction to the NHL bringing 4 teams to sweden has been something that's been bugging me for the last few days like no, you don't need to 'grow the game' in sweden. everyone knows that there's already a steadfast loyalty and enjoyment of hockey there. but have any of the north american old men with (unfortunately) access to the internet thought about how accessible these games are to other european fans?? even some fans from non-european countries?? how it's easier for people not in canada/the us to enjoy literally 2 whole games because they're at a normal/manageable time?? that's how you grow the game. it's how you grow any sport. losers.

[meownotgood]

very extremely stressed I need to write about aki sex before I EXPLODE

[absentmoon]

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^ me frowning disapprovingly