#GET HUMBLED OR DIE

[roseofcards90]

Professor: just follow the rubric and you'll do good on the assignment

Class: okay *follows rubric to a T*

Professor: what the fuck FAILING GRADES FOR ALL OF YOU <3

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god

[remxedmoon]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I’M OLD NOW!!!! so!!! as celebration i’m finally posting my isatsona!!! because a while back i saw someone bring up the idea of making sonas based on our roles in the fandom and i thought that was a fun idea teehees. he is like 2 inch tall and obsessed with a weird card game involving sacrifices. they’ve apparently Changed at some point but no one can tell what’s actually different about them. they keep a small bird in their apron at all times. do enjoy them.

also!! greyscale + alt without his glasses below!!

[mangoisgay]

Take these doodles I did after the update launched 😭😭

[incorrectfatui]

Pantalone: I can‘t believe I let myself get tricked into buying fake gemstones from those merchants.. Dottore: It‘s okay Pantalone! I‘ll get you some authentic gemstones. Pierro: I wouldn‘t promise that if I were you. You have no idea where to find gemstones, do you? Dottore: Dottore: um, but first I‘ll track down those merchants and get you your money back! Crucabena: I don‘t think you have any idea where to find those merchants, either. 

[sneez]

more of my oc tervis (any pronouns), the creepiest most miserable little weirdo in town. which is saying something [id under cut]

/ ID: four digital drawings.

The first image is a series of drawings of Tervis on a paper-textured background. A heading at the top reads 'Tervis (Humble)'. One is a coloured headshot of Tervis looking to the left; they have a gaunt face, short receding hair, a scar bisecting their lip and right eyebrow, greyish skin, and are wearing a red shawl around their neck. An arrow pointing at their right eye reads 'one blue eye (mostly blind)'; another arrow pointing at their left eye reads 'one brown eye'. They have a serious, hostile expression. The second drawing is an uncoloured full-body sketch of Tervis. Next to this is the same drawing but coloured and with more polished lineart. Tervis is a thin, hunched figure wearing a long, dark brown robe, a greyish bag on their back, and a red shawl around their head and neck. They are barefoot, and are leaning on a walking staff with both hands. An arrow pointing to the walking staff reads 'needed for walking, useful for hitting'. Tied to the belt around their waist are several long scrolls of paper with writing on them. An arrow pointing to the scrolls reads ''blessings' they paste on infected houses'. Tervis is looking warily out at the viewer from beneath their eyebrows. An arrow pointing to their head reads 'scar from getting hit in the face with a brick (also knocked out a tooth)'. Alongside these drawings are a series of bullet points giving information about Tervis. These read:

   indeterminate age, indeterminate gender

   religious fanatic (unclear which religion)

   lives alone somewhere in the steppe

   dislikes everyone but is nicer to children than anyone else

   has every disease

The second image is a fake screenshot from the video game Pathologic. Tervis is looking out at the viewer; the background shows scenery from the steppe. The text on screen reads:

CHANGELING: I still don’t see what you could have done that would make you personally responsible for this plague. TERVIS: Responsible… no, not merely responsible! This is my plague, cast upon my head alone. I am the originator; my sin is at the root of all. I have ventured into the town. I have seen the canker there. No matter how many houses I bless, my sickness sinks deeper. The rotted limb is the death of the body… Surely you understand me. You are a healer, are you not? CHANGELING: What is it that you are asking me to do? TERVIS: Let me be the lamb, worker of miracles! My blood shall wet the earth, and bright flowers shall grow… My putrefaction will provide the soil within which new life will burgeon, pure and free of sin and decay. Let it be done. I am ready. My failing flesh is but little sacrifice; in death my weakness will be my strength. Soon these torments will be at an end.

Below are two dialogue options:

You’re insane!

What makes you so sure your death would solve anything?

The third image is a fake screenshot from the video game Pathologic 2. Tervis is looking out at the viewer, and has been painted in semi-realistic style. The text on screen reads:

Tervis: Why do you force me to live? Damn you! Your cure is poison to me. Now I shall never be blessed. You should have left me to bleed.

Below are three dialogue options:

Don’t be absurd. I wasn’t going to watch you die.

What makes you think you deserve suffering?

I wish I had.

At the bottom of the image is a line of dialogue which Tervis has just spoken:

The air is foul. There is rot in this place. The stench of corruption shall be – what was it? What was it? The stench of corruption shall be… swept aside…

The fourth image is a coloured scene depicting Tervis and Clara. They are central in the composition; around them is the steppe, which has been rendered in a loose, painterly style. Tervis is kneeling, their walking staff cast aside, and are reaching out their hands to Clara in a desperate, pleading gesture. They are crying, their face contorted in an expression of agonised ecstasy. Clara stands beside them, one hand reaching out, the other held above Tervis’s head as though about to touch their brow. She has a solemn, pained expression. Behind her head, a break in the dark clouds gives the impression that she is haloed by sunlight; rays of the same light fall onto Tervis, illuminating their face and red robe. End ID. /

[shannonsketches]

like why did they change where Vegeta was when Cell announced the cell games in the anime

why did they make this vegeta starting shit with yamcha instead of chillin in the lab with his family? why did they take Bulma out of the lab? Why'd they say she was Out while Dr Brief was repairing 16? Why did they change Bulma working on advanced robotics to running in late with her baby?

it's the same scene except: - Bulma's actively at work being a scientist - Vegeta's not being rude to her (or anyone else!) - Vegeta waits for Trunks instead of leaving the room - Cell interrupted the airwaves, which means Trunks and Vegeta were just hanging out with Bulma and Dr B while they were working

Those are all Great Character Details!! That the anime rails against!!

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

[secretswansong]

i need a new starkid musical where jason the football player is the one who gets unfortunately involved with the lords in black and pays a heavy price (and maybe kyle can be an unwitting unwilling accomplice) just for the hatchetfield nighthawks to win the big game but it’s all fine in the end because the lords in black also say “fuck clivesdale”

[july-19th-club]

i love when neal's like i've GOT to look like i'm in the 1940s even on my downtime so im at home at 9pm on a weeknight in a white tank tucked into a pair of chinos. with a BELT. and im going to wear this to draw with pastels, a notoriously non-smudgy activity

[cherrywhite]

The only thing keeping me from being 100% sure that any of the 4 main TSV cast will die (aside from wishful thinking) is the commentary from episode 40 where Jon Ware says that vulnerable moments are tricky because people assume they're death flags. So, ya, maybe I SHOULD stop seeing death flags in moments that are just moments but also you have these things just hanging over characters like hey, Hayward, what is the opposite of a sacrifice, huh? Gonna share with the class? Oh you'll share when you next see Paige, huh? Cool, cool. Btw Paige if you see your friends again there will be no comfort like, WHAT

[isfjmel-phleg]

🥜

[mariusroyale]

i fear the rottmnt fandom is sansing leo’s character

doinky rant in tags too:

i fear some ppl in this fandom over exaggerate Leo’s insecurities

bc let’s get some things straight

he’s an arrogant, talented guy who is sometimes an idiot and excels in strategy (a real line he’s dancing with tbh)

he’s great at compensating for what raph lacks in terms of leading: strategy, trusting ppl (like the first time they were w big mama (but their skepticism varies from time to time like w Jupiter Jim)), plus his skillset in fighting is nuts!!

and vice versa: raph often lends an ear to the team upon realising his approaches to certain missions doesn’t work (something Leo doesn’t consider until towards the end of the movie when everyone puts their heads together to make a plan)

let’s get this, too:

while, yes, under the guise he puts up,

he’s just a confused teenager learning shit

and he uses his charm to put up a front that he knows what he’s doing because he’s scared and confused,,

i feel ppl aren’t using the fact that

LEO IS SILLY

HE IS A SILLY FACE MAN

and hey did u know u can make rottmnt angst without making baseless torture towards Leo 😃

[ban-joey]

ive been thinking about the physical compatibility scene for like 24 hours. jesus christ. bisexual moment

[faithfromanewperspective]

me sometimes, looking in the mirror: this is a body but idk if it's me. looks too mainstream, i'm not really sure i'm the kind of person internally who fulfils beauty standards. doesn't look like me

me other times: fuck off beauty standards stop stealing my body type. go and make some fat people feel good about themselves for once or just cease to exist either one works

[pumpkingeorge]

I caught a spider in my house and I thought about putting her outside, but I think I’ll hold onto her for a little while. There are so many flies in the house from my sister not closing the doors. My new temporary pet will help me rectify the problem.