#GIB ME YOUR THOTS

[immagoudaboi]

What are your thoughts on Kung Fu Panda?

PS MWAH

MWAH MWAH smooches and more smooches!!!

I was putting off answering this because I wanted to fully communicate to you how much I LOVE KUNG FU PANDA!!!!

I have absolutely no training in any form of martial arts except for that one camp I went to for a week, where my instructor told me if we knocked down a cylindrical punching structure he’d pay for a trip to Disney world, and I almost! ALMOST knocked it down!!! So for a few years I thought I’d squandered a trip to Disney world but came to the sorrowing conclusion that he would’ve never bought me a ticket to Disney world even if I had indeed knocked it over— ANYWAY TANGENT ASIDE, I can’t answer to the accuracy of any techniques these plushy anthropomorphic animals use hehe

Kung fu panda (and How to train your dragon) are some of my FAVORITE tween classics. If I have kids, they will watch these trilogies, and they WILL love them as much as I do >:)

This may be a hot take, but my fav of the 3 movies is the 2nd one….

SPOILERS FOR ALL 3 KUNG FU PANDA MOVIES! (Haven’t watched any of the shows so I can’t comment on them)

1st movie: absolute cinematic master piece. Loved the animation, loved the story, adored the music/score, loved everything about it. I’ve watched dozens of analysis videos on this trilogy, and I can say with the greatest of confidence that it was phenomenal. It asked a great question (one I did not pick up for about a decade lol) . Who am I? (As Po)

As a child I never put 2 and 2 together to figure out that Ping the goose, adopted Po LOL I just thought yup this goose materialized this panda yup that’s natural.

Tai Lung is one of my favorite villains of all time and his connection with Shifu is so crucial and heartbreaking. Loved how Po learned about discipline yet never lost what made him special and unique. The designs are great and Ping is the best father up there with STOICK THE VAST 💪

2nd movie: great example of growing with the audience— it takes a much darker tone to the first one. Hans Zimmer is a literal music genius and his scores are just MNGH. This movie forces Po to confront his tragic past, and asks him who he was. Personally very touching, as the lesson was that your past is a part of you but does not solely define you. Watching Po come to terms with the death of his people was harrowing, yet satisfying as he finds his inner piece. The entire color palette changes to red, black, white, and gold and it’s absolutely gorgeous.

Love Po and Tigris’ relationship and seeing how the furious 5 come to accept him and trust him as their new leader and friend. Also Ping is the best.

3rd movie: haven’t watched it in a while, and definitely the weakest of the 3, but wow it’s still amazing. I don’t have many thoughts since I’ve watched this only 2 or 3 times, but I love all the pandas 🐼 loved dim and sum and all the food names pandas. A very slight nitpick was how Po’s bio father was depicted in the flashback of the 2nd movie vs how he is in the 3rd movie, but all can be forgiven. The animation is stellar in this movie tho and the color palette is such a vibrant green and fresh feel! Ugh loved these all. I was absolutely mortified when the ox did villain (I forgot his name) destroyed Oogway’s statue. Oh, man, I was HOT with FURY!

General thoughts:

I think I like the 2nd movie better is because of the personal connection Shen has with Po.

Tai lung was connected to Shifu and the ox dude was connected to Oogway, but Shen was the direct reason why Po’s mother was killed and why his village was destroyed. Also. GARY OLDMAN. EXCUSE ME! The animation of the Shen as the peacock is just. I cannot take my eyes off the screen. The voice acting is everything.

I’m definitely forgetting things but this is all I can remember right now. UGH I LOVE THESE MOVIES!

[stuckstucktrolls]

🗣️gib 2 me ur thots ouo

I don't know who or in what circumstances, but I want to throw someone at your feesh.

Also obv more Boof Brigade. They need cahoots time.

[cinnamonest]

I raise you one handholding idea with another

Handholding while restrained 👀

You have your hands tied (above you + maybe missionary style, behind you + doggy style, in front of you + maybe cowgirl??) And your yan forcefully holds your hand and tell you that if you dont love him you'll find the strength to break away (ofc you can't)

Or you're angry and you SQUEEZE + Dig your nails into his skin (enough to deeply bleed) ofc it depends on the yan but most would just use it against you ("Baby/Darling you're feeling that good?" Or "That's it, I want to feel you hold me~")

Ah I've got so many degen thots....for next time ofc ;)

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Pls gib degen thoughts 🥺 I like this one so much hhh

[bangtan-dreamland]

gib me a snippet of ‘good girl, bad boy’ pls i’m dying of curiosity i don’t remember planning it and AAAA how could i not remember DEMON HOSEOK??? i feel like i’m betraying him 🤔

isjadhxcb why is this sending me,,, do you perhaps not remember because it was thot!penny I was talking with-?

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'And what's that supposed to mean.' Your words are quiet, but there's a firm sense of danger behind them, and- 

 His breath trembles as your fingers slowly make their way from his shoulders, to his chest, to his necktie- you pull him close, close, closer, and, hells, your scent.

 'Fuck,' he shudders, harsh groan leaving him as he breathes your presence in, unable to escape what with the close proximity between the two of you. You are absolutely tantalizing to every sense of his, and he doesn’t know what to do about it except beg. For what, though? 

'You don't know what you do to me, pretty girl.' 

 'So show me,' you dare him, steel eyes meeting his. Your lips brush briefly against his- an invitation, a plea.

And just like that, his self-control snaps.

[trashcatsnark]

I was tagged by @shallow-gravy​ to do this like OC bio thing, 

I spent entirely too long on this graphic and may post it as a solo thing at some point. 

Basics:

Name: Dahlia Josephine Hale

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual/Pansexual (she’s comfortable with either terminology)

Pronouns: She/Her

Other:

Family: Victor Hale (biological father, deceased), Bambi Monroe (biological mother, alive, remarried after Victor’s Death, estranged), David Monroe (stepdad, alive, preacher who goes by Father Monroe, hated by Dahlia), Genevieve Monroe (half sister, alive, estranged)

Birthplace: Alden, Louisiana (fictional for the sake of easy writing)

Job: Junior Deputy at the Hope County Sheriff’s Department

Phobias: She fears being what she considers a monster, being a bad person, which is a lot of what spurs on her bleeding-heart tendencies with the Seeds (and the clusterfuck of her situation). Less of a phobia and more of a trigger, but having her hair pulled. And less a strong phobia and more anxiety around pregnant people, due to past experience when her mother was pregnant. (Kim helps her get over it though)

Guilty Pleasures: Dahlia isn’t really ashamed of many things she enjoys, but she has a weakness for cheesy romantic shoujo manga and romcoms that she’d rather remain secret.

Morals:

Morality Alignment: Chaotic Good

Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath

Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice

This or That:

Introvert / Extrovert

Organized / Disorganized

Close-minded / Open-minded

Calm / Anxious (calm on the surface, but horrifically anxious under her façade)

Agreeable / Disagreeable

Cautious / Reckless

Patient / Impatient

Outspoken / Reserved (she tends to be quiet, but she will shamelessly call people out if she smells bullshit)

Leader / Follower

Empathetic / Unempathetic

Optimistic / Pessimistic

Traditional / Modern

Hard-working/ Lazy

Relationships:

OTP(s): All of them….I am a shipping slut, cause I love so many of the fc5 characters; the main ship is Dahlia x Polyseed, her with any but most importantly all Seeds is what gets me up in the morning and helps me sleep at night. Other potential ships, I like playing with and absolutely make me melt are Dahlia x Pratt, my soft damaged boy deserves a cute feral gf and no more pain, thank you.  And I also fucking die for Dahlia x Eli, socially awkward leaders and reluctant heroes going soft for each other, yes please.  I’m also weak for Dahlia x Sharky, he loves dep no matter what, fight me. And Dahlia x Jess, two feral gfs together??? Sounds like heaven to me. (I’m a thot first, a writer second, what can I say)

OT3: Kim x Dahlia x Nick, DAHLIA AS THE MEAT IN A RYE SANDWHICH MAKES ME WEAK, THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

BroTP:  Dahlia and Jess, Dahlia and Sharky (and hurk jr for bonus disaster points) , Dahlia and Pratt. Outside of gross noncon stuff, I also die for like kinda iffy on each other, to friends, to lovers, so a lot of my like bonus ships I like thinking about are just what if her good friend and her became something more.

NoTP: Dahlia x Hudson, as much as this pains me to admit because I love Hudson so much and am a thot, but I feel like in plotting/writing about Dahlia her initial crush on Hudson is something she needs to get over because there’s no like substance behind it and for a while it gets in the way of establishing anything that could be a genuine connection between them. She likes Hudson because Hudson is pretty and has been nice to her, even if it’s just minor exchanges. Most people who’re really nice to Dahlia are either really old by her standards (Like Whitehorse becoming a dad figure) or are trying to get something out of her. So, Hudson not rushing to harass the probie and being a mature, kind, and attractive person in Dahlia’s life led to her first little crush. And to me as Dahlia gets more genuine connections, building a pseudo family with the resistance, those butterflies and warm and fuzzy crush feelings of Hudson will fade cause well, lots of people are pretty and nice to her, now, the standards for a romantic crush will rise. And I think them ending up together would undermine that progress.

Uhhhhhhh, tagging anyone who wants to do it, gib me your ocs