#Gabriel is in jail

[afkaskus]

For some reason, I'm really invested in knowing what future Miraculous character will be doing.

This are my headcanons so far and why:

(long post, in the tags you can read the resume)

Marinette: Designer. We all know this is meant to happen, it's super clear. BUT, I'm not meaning designer as a fashion designer, I meant it as a costume designer. She works mostly on movies but loves working on theaters. Sometimes she also helps with scenography and for some reason she knows a little about lighting as well. She still takes little commissions from a few artists. I like believing that she saw the fashion desing world with another pov and decided to not be part of it. Taking the Agreste company? I think she will enjoy to destroy that empire, and also will want to have her own name.

Adrien: I LOVE "Baker!Adrien" headcanon. Yes, he works with the Dupain-Chengs, and he loves it. He has the family he has always dreamed of. Also there has been a few mentions in the show of Adrien as a food seller. Tom will be thrilled to adopt Adrien and show him everything he knows. Tom will also be happy that he has someone to take over the bakery when he retires.

Gabriel: In jail. He deserves no other place to stay.

Nathalie: haven't think that much about it. But I don't think she will end up in jail like Gabriel. She's smart, she's better than that.

Alya: an reporter. It's meant to happen. She also has a few enemies because she DOES tell the truth. Maybe she will travel with Nino and they'll match their works with their travels, so maybe she's an independent reporter.

Nino: The best DJ in the world. As I said before, he matches his work travels with Alya's work, but also, they are pretty independent from each other. They love the feeling they get when they haven't seen each other in a few weeks and then they meet again in a total different country.

Kagami: Ok, hear me out in this one. Kagami is a tattoo artist. She's very good at drawing and art, but I don't think she will enjoy being in a place where rich can control everything. She's already rich and she might have the contacts to be a very recognized artist, but, let's be honest, that's not something the both rich kids want. After realizing that her mom is not the one who controls her life, she decided to be rebellious and got a tattoo herself (big thing for being japanese), after that, her friends convinced her to become a tattoo artist and she ended up loving the idea. I also like thinking that Tomoe paid a lot of people in the art industry to not let people accept Kagami as an artist, but I think is kind of brutal. Now everyone has a tattoo made by Kagami. Luka and Adrien have a competition to see who gets more tattoos.

Luka: He has his little shop, the one he named in Wishmaker. He loves making people happy finding an instrument that's made for them, specially kids.

Juleka: She's an stylist. She's the best and most revolutionary. She has a lot of knowledge in makeup and hairstyle.

Rose: She's a famous singer and songwriter, she's also Juleka's muse and they go on tour together. Juleka and Marinette help her with her style.

Chloé: She's an influencer and has her own cosmetics brand.

And that's everyone I have thought of for now.

[1941-crowley-slut]

I hope everyone realizes that aside from Crowley not being in heaven, Aziraphale will also not have anything else he likes.

There are no books in heaven. There's no tea or hot chocolate, no music, no crêpes or sushi. So not only does he lose the love of his life and has to operate without him, but he also isn't allowed any of his comfort things, all while I'm sure the angels are hostile against him (even if they pretend otherwise).

Aziraphale has nothing.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Gabriel: Machine, I’m afraid I am on my period.

The pain is excruciating.

I... I’m sorry?

You... You’ll… You'll eat it for me?

V1: Yes. Yummy :]

Gabriel: Machine! That is not- Agh.

I mean I suppose it could provide sustenance for you, but I- Agh.

H-hold on.

V1: YAYYY.

Gabriel: *sighs* Eat well, Machine.

Audio Source

[theartofnieriel]

Post-Hawkmoth, the wound inflicted by Chat Noir leaves a visible scar. Gabriel feels a little insecure about it.

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reblog, don’t repost. thank you

[ponytailzuko]

i think when marinette n adrien are older, and they live together, and marinette gets well known for her fashion business, lots of times there are pictures online of them and marinette has the color coordinated and cohesive outfit, and then adrien is right next to her in his pajama bottoms, a tanktop he stole from her, sparkly cat eye sunglasses, and a leather jacket. the next day, marinette is the one in pajamas because she forgot to change and adrien is dressed to the nines so he can be the hottest person in the corner store. they go to get milk and you see up and coming fashion designer marinette dupain cheng in business attire and fingerless gloves driving a hot pink motorcycle with her supermodel boyfriend adrien agreste on the back, who has on a hoodie with cat ears on it, leather pants, and neon orange crocs. they share closets. adrien just buys shit he thinks looks cool with no care for what coordinates, and he also lets marinette embroider whatever she wants on his stuff. she stretches out his shirts because she ties them at the hem so they fit her. he wears her pants, and when she complains he stretched them out, he tells her thats what a belt is for. they dye their hair together. they hype themselves up to get matching tattoos and they cry when they’re the one in the chair. they do whatever the fuck and ignore the pics of themselves on the miraculous universe’s version of twitter.

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

Do you think I could file for custody of all the human-like Sentis that have been created on the basis of "I made them so I'm technically one of their parents"?

[gg-ladybug]

I bet Parisian Police are FREAKING the FUCK OUT in universe

Roger, holding his notepad: …so he was murdered?

Bugnoire: …he sacrificed himself. You know. For Paris. Against Monarch. It was a valiant battle.

Roger: So he was murdered. Where’s his body?

Bugnoire: …gone?

Roger, waving towards Emilie: And his wife just…?

Bugnoire: …returned home. So Adrien wouldn’t be put in the system.

Roger: Ladybug, what the fuck, there were public enquiries—

Now the movie-verse is melting down too because

Roger: Ladybug, why did Gabriel Agreste give up? We need to know in case we pursue prosecution. It’ll decide how many years he gets.

Ladybug: The power of love <3

Roger: LADYBUG, HE STOPPED AFTER HUGGING CHAT NOIR

Ladybug: Yeah, bye now <3

[fridgrave2-0]

i can't describe how bad mission impossible 7 is, it ruined my life

i wasn't expected it to be good or at least fine, but it's something else in the worst way possible

if benji is not the creator of the entity and not a twist villain, i will break something

[mariocki]

Man in a Suitcase: Three Blinks of the Eyes (1.28, ITC, 1968)

"This is your American sense of honour?"

"No, man, that's just a little English one-upmanship."

[coyging]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wear Headphones :]

Transcript:

Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.

Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.

End Transcription

*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*

And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??

Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)

Clip 1

Clip 2

Clip 3

[weardes]

this little choreographed move 🤌

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

jonah: killed a guy at work today

seth: what

jonah: he was trying to lure some kids to the backroom

seth: did you make it hurt?

jonah: yeah

seth: good

He’s supportive. At least.

[crumb]

I like the movie Malignant but it does feel like detransition propaganda lmaooo i mean im joking but am i really. free Gabriel 2023 also yeah he killed some people but!! the doctors basically tried to kill him outright which is at least medical malpractice and at worst just straight up attempted murder of a child. and then he himself killed a ton of cops so!!! I'm struggling to find the negatives honestly

[keepscrollinghun]

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gabriel dies in prison canon

That’s the dream