#GamzeeJane

[davekat-sucks]

[bubblybluejelly]

Year 6 of the Gamjane redraws! Decided to play with the posing a bit this year!

[missfinefeather]

The following conversation has ADULT THEMES!

Wakraya

I want to point out

JaneGamzee was a rather popular ship

Since he appeared randomly as her guide

And had her staring at his codpiece.

Nora (fae/faer)

WHAT???

GhastlyGhifin

Eurgghhhh....

Nora (fae/faer)

...........................................

Wakraya

So this doesn't come ENTIRELY out of nowhere.

Nora (fae/faer)T

There's NO hope for this fandom

Solidad

I mean, I saw a few joke pictures but I didn't think people were serious about it(edited)

GhastlyGhifin

Ah, yes, of course. Gotta find every tiny sapling to put in this horrid forest.

Wakraya

Solidad

Why ???

Nora (fae/faer)

deep facepalm

adreamer

Urghh.

Solidad

How many are post-Epilogues ?

Wakraya

0NoBrandMinda

ahaha

GhastlyGhifin

HAH

Solidad

I don't know if that makes it better or worse

GhastlyGhifin

Your got your wish, guys, the ship's canon! Happy?

Wakraya

Oh wait noThere's at least one

Mistook the date

Nora (fae/faer)

WHAT

adreamer

of course..

Nora (fae/faer)

Burn it.Print it out and burn.

Solidad

Is it one the explicit ones ?

Nora (fae/faer)

Then burn the AO3 server.

adreamer

I don’t think so.

Wakraya

Nope. Actually it seems to be a fix-it fic X3

GhastlyGhifin

You can't fix something that was flawed from the start.

adreamer

Which is understandable but yeah...

Solidad

How do you fix Candy and still keep that relationship ???

How does that work ?

Wakraya

Ssssh X3

MissFinefeather

Heh, not too long ago, I came out as trans for my RP Forum. It received overwhelming support from it. I realized I had a semi-platonic blackrom with a guy when he responded to the thread...

Wakraya

Enough clowning around here.

:O

Blackrom!

GhastlyGhifin

What in blazes kind of flirting is that?

MissFinefeather

My character has the power to store things in her stomach, so he would tell me that he would kidnap my character and turn her into his man purse

GhastlyGhifin

Who's this guy RP-ing as, Kraven the Hunter?

Solidad

That suddently makes a lot more sense

MissFinefeather

At the time, he was playing as Gannondorf

WakrayaT

Miss' character's power is vore.

Oh man, knotting, vore, Gamzee/Jane, today's just the gift that keeps on giving!

MissFinefeather

I honestly genuinely took his threats seriously at the time, and I shot back by threatening that I would sneak into his castle to shit on his bed

Solidad

So to review, we had during this conversation : Knotting, Gamzee sex, Troll penises and Vore(edited)

Nora (fae/faer)

Wasn't knotting yesterday?

Wakraya

It was also a few minutes ago

Solidad

we also had it todayI love this server

Wakraya

When Terezi canonically mentioned the innuendo

adreamer

Just a regular day in Miss’ server

Wakraya

Hey! Epilogues are tagged Mature.

MissFinefeather

Goddamn, this is going to be a long conversation to post...

Wakraya

By default, this chat is also Mature X3

Maybe you could post the conversations after?Rather than during.

GhastlyGhifin

Perhaps it's best left un-posted.

Wakraya

Perhaps that too

Nora (fae/faer)

Oh yea, and hide under a cut

Wakraya

Not bringing the GamzeeJane blight

NoBrandMinda

My server is slightly more innocent than this one, we actually did have to explain the knoting joke when it came up at this point lol

Nora (fae/faer)

Well, tbh I don't get it

That's an actual joke?

Wakraya

How old are you Nora

Solidad

This whole convo makes me wonder if there are any minors hanging around the server

GhastlyGhifin

And perhaps it's best it stays that way.

adreamer

How I almost wish we could infect it...

MissFinefeather

But yeah, me and Ganon ooc kind of developed a mutual antagonistic respect...

Nora (fae/faer)

I'm 18

Solidad

It's dog dicks

Wakraya

Feel free to poke me in Direct Messages and I'll-Or Solidad can drop it :V

MissFinefeather

Oh, you'll get poked in more that one way Wakraya

Wakraya

zdsfasfa

Solidad

This whole conversation is a mess

Nora (fae/faer)

...............

I guess if I still don't see connections I'm probably better off

GhastlyGhifin

Indeed.

adreamer

I love it though

MissFinefeather

Solidad

Let's knot get into the details

adreamer

sad violin noises

GhastlyGhifin

Keep that comparatively younger mind of yours free of our filth, Nora.

Nora (fae/faer)

"Free of filth" that ship has sunk long, long ago

adreamer

sinks into abo hell

Solidad

The image didn't load for a second and I was terrified of what you could have posted, considering the theme of the conversation

GhastlyGhifin

Pfff

Wakraya

I think, for the sake of Miss' copying and conversation pasting, we should halt the knotversation for now X3

NoBrandMinda

Gentlemen. It has been a privilege playing with you

Solidad

Why is this what I'm doing on a friday night ?

MissFinefeather

I'll put a content warning on the post, with a "read more" thing

Solidad

That's not what I expected my adult life to be like

adreamer

I’m doing it because I love Miss’ epilogue liveblog

Nora (fae/faer)

I'm just along for the ride

GhastlyGhifin

Frankly, this is exactly how I figured my first few years of adult life would go.

Solidad

I live for this whole trainwreck

GhastlyGhifin

Another server I'm in has gone on far more sordid tangents, believe me

MissFinefeather

I wonder if people used to think of me as an innocent type? xD

Wakraya

I did.

Nora (fae/faer)

Not after your reaction to Equius x Aradia

Wakraya

YEAH the Equius-Aradia reaction was the first kicker

Solidad

I thought so during the early days of the liveblog

GhastlyGhifin

There was probably a period of.....a month? Two? Where I was unaware of your less innocent side.

Nora (fae/faer)

I don't remember how early I joined

Solidad

I started reading during the first few days, that I remember

though the exact date is a mystery

Nora (fae/faer)

Before the first Rose x Kanaya interaction, bc you kept being distracted by Rose x Jade art

GhastlyGhifin

Ah, yes

God, how long ago it seems

Nora (fae/faer)

Y e a h

MissFinefeather

Oof, wow, my Rose x Jade thing

I think I was really desperate for lesbians

Wakraya

RoseJade is still a good ship

GhastlyGhifin

Yeah

Nora (fae/faer)

Isn't its name Guns'n'Roses?

GhastlyGhifin

At that time, your shipping pool was comparatively limited

And yes

Wakraya

Lmao yeah

MissFinefeather

Yep

NoBrandMinda

rofl

Solidad

So, I just checked through my browser history and I was literally there the day you announced you were starting your first liveblog

NoBrandMinda

The irony of being "desperate for lesbians" while reading HOMESTUCK is more than a little funny

Nora (fae/faer)

Pfft, true

Wakraya

Gay Singularity.We got the Gay AND the Singularity in the end.Ironic.

Solidad

Early Homestuck shipping is always wild

before you get to know the characters

Wakraya

Specially before Ectobiology gets to play.

GhastlyGhifin

Eugh, yeah...

Wakraya

It's always kind of fun seeing people get to the Veil and everyone being

CamTheWizard

I wasn’t there at the time, but I want to know what happened to the Dave and Rose shippers

Wakraya

"Whoops it's incest"

CamTheWizard

Lol

Solidad

Show of hand, who shipped Rose and Dave before the reveal

GhastlyGhifin

Luke and Leia all over again.

Nora (fae/faer)

I got spoiled on Rosemary, so not me

MissFinefeather

Liveblogger Nora had a pretty funny reaction to DaveRose being sunk

CamTheWizard

That was beautiful

Nora (fae/faer)

Ah, yes, the constant need to clarify which Nora we're talking aboutI don't think I've had this nickname anywhere close to long

seer

Got too many lesbian vibes when I first saw Rose's room to think about shipping them

Solidad

Before joining the server I thought you and Liveblogger Nora were the same person because of Miss' texts posts

Nora (fae/faer)

Just since "Familiar" SU episode

Yeah, I'm too into binging stuff to liveblog anything

Solidad

same

Nora (fae/faer)

Maybe I should change the nickname, I don't even use it anywhere else, it was only a joke about how I'm a lot like Steven

CamTheWizard

I find I do watch less stuff because of my liveblog

It does take a lot of time

MissFinefeather

I hear ya thereI've long been a fan of liveblogs, hence why I wanted to do one so bad

Solidad

I might start a liveblog one of these days but I'm way too busy with school right now

CamTheWizard

Homestuck ended in 2016 and I basically spent the next several months reading aaaaaaaall the homestuck liveblogs. Eventually I ran out and was like “welp, time to start one myself”

MissFinefeather

This'll be the head image when I put this conversation on the blog

Solidad

Nice

Wakraya

OH MY GOD

NoBrandMinda

ha

GhastlyGhifin

fitting.

Nora (fae/faer)

PFFT

Fit 413%

Solidad

We did it people, we are now challenging and controversial material

GhastlyGhifin

I knew this day would come.

Wakraya

Day by day miss' blog becomes more 18+

Solidad

I'm proud of this community

NoBrandMinda

So does Nora actually understand the knot joke yet, or have we just been dancing around it too much lol

Nora (fae/faer)

I don't

MissFinefeather

Gamzee to Jake:

Wakraya

We explained what it relates to but didn't go in depth

Solidad

Who wants to describe a dog's penis

because I'm not in the mood

Wakraya

)0===>

Solidad

Classy

Nora (fae/faer)

Second half is just The Homestuck Arrow TM

Wakraya

Where 0 is called a knot

MissFinefeather

See when a boy dog loves a girl dog... or a girl dog with a penis love a girl dog...

NoBrandMinda

Several people are typing

GhastlyGhifin

As long as ducks, sharks, and echidnas stay out of the conversation, I'm good.

Solidad

Why does the animal world has to have so many weird penises ?

Wakraya

Man we really struck the lame end of genitalia in the animal kingdom

GhastlyGhifin

simple, but effective.

Solidad

And why do we know so much about said penises ?

NoBrandMinda

furry porn, mostly

Solidad

true

Nora (fae/faer)

Talk for yourself

Wakraya

Because we're all pervs

MissFinefeather

Bad Dragon

GhastlyGhifin

I learned about duck penises from TBFP and shark penises from Game Grumps.

Solidad

Despite all of my knowledge I'm actually not a part of the Furry community

Wakraya

We're all dorks

Solidad

True

Nora (fae/faer)

Try N3RDS

Wakraya

The joke is that a dork is another name for a penis

CamTheWizard

Nora (fae/faer)

...............................

GhastlyGhifin

wait, it is?

MissFinefeather

We're here to watch me liveblog, this is not a regular activity

Wakraya

Yep X3

Nora (fae/faer)

Yeah it's notAnd I wouldn't mind if it never became one.

MissFinefeather

Especially consider i'm not liveblogging right now due to be too engrossed in this conversation about dog dicks

Ydah

An avarage wakraya night.

Solidad

One day someone is going to see this conversation and all of us are going to have some tough questions to answer

GhastlyGhifin

Ydah, didn't you go to sleep like an hour ago?

Ydah

....Dont tell my brother

MissFinefeather

She never stays asleep

Solidad

I'll @ them, if you don't go to sleep

NoBrandMinda

(But yeah, in case Wak's emoji wasn't clear, dog penises have a bulge near the base, colloquially called a "knot" for the purposes of hanging on during sex) 

(Bec was a male dog) 

(Do the math)

Ydah

Oh shy goodnight

Solidad

Thanks Minda

GhastlyGhifin

I'd rather not go into detail about sharks and ducks.

Go down that path on your own time.

Solidad

You're the hero we need but not the one we deserve

CamTheWizard

Yeah I had completely missed the subtext of that

NoBrandMinda

CamTheWizard

The day after my liveblog of that page my inbox was full of a dozen different explanations of dog dick

GhastlyGhifin

Minda, your server is stuffed to the brim with night owls.

NoBrandMinda

lol, yup

Solidad

What better way to wake up than with detailed descriptions of animal genetalia in your inbox

CamTheWizard

GhastlyGhifin

Wakey wakey, eggs and don't google duck dicks

adreamer

Heh...

Wakraya

Please don't google duck dicks

Because

Solidad

I feel bad for female ducks

Wakraya

You could watch this instead.

Solidad

must be a though life

GhastlyGhifin

WAK NO

MissFinefeather

Educational

Nora (fae/faer)

I'm. Not going to watch this.

Wakraya

Educational

Nora (fae/faer)

It's past midnight and I want to be able to actually go to sleep

Solidad

I also feel bad for the people who aren't currently on the server who'll have to piece together this whole mess of a conversation

CamTheWizard

I’m just imagining Wakraya doing jazz hands there

Nora (fae/faer)

Want to see a thing that's actually sweet and not this, for a change?

MissFinefeather

Part of me wants to give up and make a NSFW channel, but I feel like there's a line being crossed there

GhastlyGhifin

Yes please.

CamTheWizard

What fun would that beIf there was a nsfw channel on this server, we would all be doomed

Nora (fae/faer)

(Picture of a cup full of red stuff. They’re name is on the cup.)

Wakraya

:D

Solidad

nice

MissFinefeather

Is that  tomato soup?

Nora (fae/faer)

Also I'm Russian, which is why you might not recognize the letters

And it's cocoaSo, sweet in multiple ways

Wakraya

Reminds me of the other day when I went to my doctor for the first time to talk HRT, and immediately scratched off every mention of my deadname and wrote my chosen name on top.

CamTheWizard

Nice

MissFinefeather

I've been thinking of changing my name soon or at least starting the process

Little hesitant because I don't look like a woman yet and I know I'm going to need a new Driver's License Photo that I'll have to live with for the next years...

Nora (fae/faer)

I'll go legally change my name this autumn

GhastlyGhifin

I'd say wait for a look you're comfortable with before setting it in stone, er, plastic.

MissFinefeather

To be honest, I was thinking of changing my last name to something shorter but... now I'm thinking of a name that'll be longer

Nora (fae/faer)

For me tbh any kind of transitioning is a distant dream

CamTheWizard

I just thought Finefeather was your chosen name

Nora (fae/faer)

Even though the only thing I really want is 80085 gone

MissFinefeather

That's it actually. I was thinking of going with Kelsie Finefeather

I think it would be symbolic to adopt it as my real name...

GhastlyGhifin

Eh. Sounds like a Duckberg resident. Might wanna go for something shorter.

MissFinefeather

You sure?

GhastlyGhifin

I mean, it's your choice, and certainly an option.

CamTheWizard

What’s a Duckberg

GhastlyGhifin

Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, etc.

CamTheWizard

I thought we had enough Ducks in this conversation

Wakraya

also sorry we're distracting you Miss X3

Nora (fae/faer)

Stop right there.

GhastlyGhifin

You know what, the name's actually kind of growing on me.

NoBrandMinda

I like Finefeather

Nora (fae/faer)

Me too

MissFinefeather

^^

Nora (fae/faer)

Btw fun fact: closest thing to adapting my chosen name into English is Jean

GhastlyGhifin

Not bad!

Nora (fae/faer)

True, but ironic considering there's already sometimes a mixup between me and Nora the liveblogger, and there's also Jean the liveblogger

MissFinefeather

Hahaha!

NoBrandMinda

Also, you've gotten to the point of the conversation that finally helped me figure out Terezi and Vriska's relationship, and I can't for the life of me figure out why it took me so long to see it: They're sisters.

CamTheWizard

It is your fate to endlessly be confused with Homestuck livebloggers

Solidad

Jean is originally a french name but whatever

NoBrandMinda

They literally called themselves sisters from the very beginning, even though trolls don't have families as a concept

MissFinefeather

Oh! That actually makes sense!

GhastlyGhifin

Well, not outside the caverns, they don't.Hell, the name I've used for Vrisrezi (borrowed from Tealtang's exellent comics) has been Scourge Sisters for the longest time.

NoBrandMinda

That was the name of their Flarp team

GhastlyGhifin

indeed

NoBrandMinda

Also I love Terezi accidentally describing her EXACT RELATIONSHIP with John while describing what she's looking for in a kismesis

Nora (fae/faer)

I'll move the rest of the thing about names to general

Solidad

That would be an awkward conversation to have

"Hey ! our respective friends have adopted a genetic clone of the sister you've been looking for for goodness knows how long and kept the same damn name for her ! Btw how is that search coming along ?"

GhastlyGhifin

"Hey, could you delay your return by, say, another 18 or so years? What does that translate to out there?

adreamer

Hm.

MissFinefeather

Sorry for the long break

adreamer

It's okay.

MissFinefeather

I had dinner, and I got too engrossed in videos

GhastlyGhifin

It happens

MissFinefeather

Kubz Scouts playing through the first Phoenix Wright game

adreamer

How was the video?

MissFinefeather

The Silver Samurai case. So many twists and turns

adreamer

That's cool.

MissFinefeather

And Kubz Scouts is really into the game

adreamer

: ) I probably would be too.

adreamer

Do you wanna continue on?

MissFinefeather

Alright alright, I'll get back to work

Let's finish this page at least xD

adreamer

Yeah.

NoBrandMinda

Classic case

GhastlyGhifin

Just to clarify, John's son isn't Harry Egbert. John's son is Harry Anderson Egbert.

adreamer

Because of course it is.is so happy they chose roxy's color because <33

NoBrandMinda

Glad who chose Roxy's color?

adreamer

Or asked for it, yes.I'm just happy my color's pink. Which shouldn't matter but shrug

GhastlyGhifin

Better than mine, at least.

MissFinefeather

Yeah, mine would probably be pick too if I didn't go for the obvious tyranny joke

NoBrandMinda

I'm happy with mine

Wakraya

:B

adreamer

Of course you are. ::::)

NoBrandMinda

The 8est part of 8a8y Vriska is it means I can unironically say Vriska did nothing wrong.

adreamer

jumps to case's stream from a long while ago where he did say vriska did nothing wrong and <33

Wakraya

I want to point out this is an adopted grub.

Either Rose or Kanaya had the idea of getting Rose hormones to incite milk production.

So that she could have a sharp-toothed insect-bodied baby from a species that doesn't even nurse naturally to drink from her.

adreamer

shudders in milk pile

Wakraya

This feels like a good moment to point out, story-wise.

Meat and Candy are the only things Cherubs really eat. With Calliope and Caliborn showcased as the narrative self-inserts of the Fandom, it's only normal they'd eat up these meta-narrative elements with gusto.

Specifically, though, Candy appears at its strongest embodied by a very particular Sucker.

It is not as dramatic and explosive and flashy as Trickster Mode.

But the way Candy goes off the rails... Really reminds me of it. That "Everything is right but everything is wrong" feeling.

MissFinefeather

Phew, feel much better

Damn nature and it's calling...That... I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Hussie was going for! : O

That was @Wakraya

He didn't plan my bowel movement...

that I know of...

Nefronis

Truely a mastermind, breaking through your mindStorytelling genius right there

NoBrandMinda

I'm pretty sure I did the exact same thing when I got to that page lol

"Should I keep going tonight?" [Sees Gamzee] "Nope."

MissFinefeather

XDDD

Gamzee is the worst

GhastlyGhifin

Concur'd

MissFinefeather

Welp, time to post this conversation...

[sserkets]

Can't Be Blamed - GamzeeJane

Jane unexpectedly ends up spending her afternoon with, of all people, Gamzee Makara.

Prompt was Unexpected Kiss.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7983988

Part of my ongoing series found here (http://archiveofourown.org/series/436480 )

[zombiemoshpit]

Drew some GamJane to make myself happy.Mostly thinking of a silly little fanfiction I read not too long ago about a pocket sized bard.

Here’s the fic by the way (x) :o)

[sugarbunnydeku]

I cannot help myself, especially not where Gamzee and Jane are involved. :I

[the-name-is-rizzotherat]

A playlist for a heiress and a clown. Listen *here*

My Manic and I Laura Marling // Take Me to Church Hozier // Landfill Daughter // Losing my Religion R.E.M. // Sure as Hell Not Jesus Cosmo Jarvis // Drumming Song Florence and the Machine // The Horror of Our LoveLudo // RunDaughter 

Cover Art by the wonderful http://ruf1ohn1tram.tumblr.com/

[davekat-sucks]

Gamjane / bakingpies is better then davekat :33

Gamzee x Jane aka GamJane aka Crockpot is better than Davekat.

[bubblybluejelly]

I know it seems like all I do is redraw stuff but its fun

[tuungstenn]

i love gamjane so much i want her to smash his face with a rolling pin

[the-name-is-rizzotherat]

Collection of gamjane AUs

So I have this habit of thinking up AUs all the time and it especially happens with GamJane. I might write some of these later but if anyone wants to write something be my guest.

Renaissance Fair AU: Jane works at a Renaissance fair demonstrating bread baking in an outdoor oven. Gamzee is a new guy working the fair as a jester/bard. Jane watches him juggle and totally doesn't blush when he comes up and serenades her while playing the mandolin.

High School AU: Jane always walks home from school because it's pretty close to her house and she likes the time alone to think. This changes after an kidnapping attempt (she's still an heiress) that comes way too close for comfort. Now she can't walk home alone and since her dad can't skip out of work early and she doesn't have a job she mostly waits for rides from friend. But Roxy and Dirk are in tech club and Jake has wrestling so she normally sits on the steps of the school for at least an hour. Gamzee who is in one of her classes sees her one day when it's freezing outside and offers to walk with her because he has nothing to do and "seems like it just ain't right to leave a sweet sis in the cold." She's hesitant but agrees and finds herself kind of relaxed when walking with him. He's large and a little scary looking but his easy going manner makes him unthreatening to her. He offers again the next day and from then on he always walks her home. (One day she gets up the nerve and kisses him. He smiles and says, "well ain't that a miracle."

Tattoo Parlor AU: Gamzee and his brother Kurloz run a tattoo parlor together. One day just-turned-nineteen Jane Crocker comes in to get the tattoo she's been wanting to get for a while but has been too chicken to get until she decided to hell with it, she can handle a needle. She goes in with her design picked out and only a little bit terrified. The boys can tell and Gamzee offers to let her squeeze his hand while Kurloz does the tattoo. Jane gets through it like a trooper although Gamzee's hand might be sore for a while. He doesn't really mind, especially after she says yes to his offer of hanging out sometime soon.

Neighbors AU: Gamzee lives in the apartment next to Jane and is always borrowing ingredients. First its an egg, then a week later a cup of flour, even a muffin tray. He's over at least once a week asking if he can borrow something or other and after a while Jane gets fed up. One day she just decides to drag him to the store so he can get some darn groceries and stop stealing hers. It's an interesting experience at the store. Jane discovers that Gamzee is awful about shopping and always forgets to buy essentials or things he actually needs. Despite that the trip isn't that bad and she has fun and likes learning about her neighbor. When they're done he offers to cook her dinner as a thank you. Dinner is one of the most amazing things Jane has ever eaten.

[davekat-sucks]

[bubblybluejelly]

I AM A DAY LATE BUT THE SACRIFICE IS STILL HERE, I CAN’T POSSIBLY FORGET THE YEARLY TRADITION, Also! Happy new years everybody!

He gets bigger each year

[imaginegamjane]

What if like on her birthday every year Gamzee made Jane Breakfast in bed

this is just so sweet and perfect