Fans of my twitter account may remember the semi-regular feature "really good official Dirty Pair images I found"
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I know, I know, what would you do without me
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Daddy Woowoo washing his car in booty shorts makes Knives almost turn feral
crazy things going on
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His name is Brandon, his daddy knows a senator, and he’s the most annoying guy in your university’s history department
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rereading the seduction scenes in sir gawain and the green knight and I'm tempted to go in and highlight every time lord bertilak is mentioned because I'm SURE that lady bertilak mentions him more than gawain does and much more casually too. and she knows about the exchange game which is SO fucking loaded. like she's shamelessly hitting on a creeped-out gawain and every so often she goes "hey do you remember my husband? my husband that I have? who you swore you would give whatever you win today? (which you established encompasses sexual favors when you decided to kiss him like I do you to "transfer" your "winnings"?) anyway on an unrelated note do you wanna fuck me?" and gawain politely declines
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Look lesbians, I love book stores as much as the rest of you, but we really need to start investing in some lesbian bars. You're just not going to find a hot stud grinding up on you between shelves while you're reading Angelou
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Annually 2018, pg. 22-23
Chris and Neil pictured with Betty Page and Nancy Culp of Record Mirror magazine at The Dive Bar
"Fifteen minutes later we're in the heart of Soho. The plot thickens as we're lead down a red-lit staircase to an underground bar where a jukebox loudly plays the vilest selection I've heard in my life. More drinks are bought, the tape recorder is produced and the evening is recorded for posterity.
All right, then lads, what is this place?
'We've come here for you actually. because it's normally nearly empty and they've got a record player,' says Neil. 'Actually, it used to be a Dansette, but I think they've got a stereo now. It's not as scuzzy as it used to be.'
This bijou little cavern of kitsch is none other than the infamous Dive Bar, as mentioned in 'West End Girls'. 'And here we are live,' adds Neil. 'We come here 'cos no one else does,' says Chris.
'"West End Girls" is just about going out,' illuminates Neil. 'You know, you're going mad with boredom and you come to somewhere like this as a prelude to going out somewhere exciting.'"
"West Enders" Record Mirror (Nov 23, 1985), pg. 34-35
"West End Girls" section of Please: Further Listening 1984-1986
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Genuinely going to throw up because my people pleasing is telling me that if I don't wrap these presents perfectly all of my friends are going to hate me. I haven't even fully wrapped one up yet WHY IS GAY BAR PLAYING AHOGUHUHAGHAHGHAGHGHHGHA
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there's never going to be a third season of Galavant but if there ever is a third season of Galavant I need Richard to have a song about how weird and uncomfortable it was to have a network-mandated girlfriend and he's much happier now that he's finally gotten to come out as gay
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