#Gimme Bruce who just has chronic adoption syndrome | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

puppetmaster13u · 1 year

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Honestly I think it'd be funny if each time Bruce returns from time or interdimensional adventures he just keeps coming back with more kids. Like DC, you're telling me he wouldn't see sad child or child on a dying world and not take them home to be bundled up and given Alfred's cookies?

#batman #batman au #batdad #batman adopts all au #dcu #dc #batman has adopted alien starfish u think he wouldn't adopt a different version of himself or kids #The only reason we never got batman in Flashpoint world is because he would Instantly adopt sickly labrat superman #and they knew it #there would be nothing in the world that could stop him #murder grandpa batman from flashpoint also joined in because uh SON #his son??#not dead???#no way is he letting him out of his sight???#Bruce: *looking at the court of owls talons*#Bruce: Hnn #Bruce: B a b i e s #Gimme Bruce who just has chronic adoption syndrome #Bruce who has all his kids at once #50+ in canon alone if you include every comic series episode etc #Did the math #including clones (tho i am probably missing some) that's about 80 kids

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