#HE DESERVES CUTE LITTLE PLUSHIES AND CUTE LITTLE BLANKIES AND LOVE AND

[killuaisaprincess]

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[zuffer-weird-girl]

Prepare for trouble, and make it double!

My attempt of making a writing colab along with @thotsforvillainrights and her beautiful baby Kaishi! Hope I made justice for your cute little one!

"Boreeeeeeed....." the kid whined, upside down besides his fatger on the couch as he read a book without much caring it in the first place.

With a huff, Kaito raised himself up and kneeled right besides his dad, leaning his hubby cheek against his shoulder.

"Papaaaa?" The boy almost whined as Kai only flipped a page of his book. The five year's old pouted as he stood up and started to make noises with his mouth, knowing how much Kai was bothered by them.

"For crying out loud, what?" The older malr snapped as Kaito stopped making noises and just stared blanky back at him "Well?"

"I'm bored."

"... do I look like an amusement park to you brat?" Kai sighed before driving his attention to his book "Go play with your toys or read something. "

"You are the most boring dad in the world papa." Kaito pointed out with a frown and before Kai could come back with some smart ass reply they heard door's noises and Kaito immediately brighten up.

"Mama!" The boy shouted in goee as he climbed off the sofa as Kai immediately thanked God or whoever was above for you to finally be home.

"Woah hey bub!" You giggled with a few packs on your hands as the child hugged onto your lev with all the strenght he had.

"I missed you! Being with papa alone is boring." You tried to prevent a snort to come before you just giggled and carresed both of your son's checks lovingly.

"Guess what? There is a surprise on the hallway and maybe you womt be just as bored."

"But papa said we cant have a dog." The kid pouted as your heart clenched a little... you were still fighting over Kai to at least get a puppy.

"Is not a puppy sweetie. But is your cousin Kaishi!" You smiled brightly as your son's (e/c) shined a bit even if his face didn't changed at all "Go say hi to him and be nice!"

"Ok." The kid nodded and went pass you as you picked the bags and soon heard shrieks of gless coming from the hallway and a very fearfull looking Chisaki Kai almost drop himself on his way as he found you with wide eyes.

"I heard screaming. From two kids. We have only one. What did you do?!" He almost exclaimed as you arched an eyebrow and giggled.

"You already forgot hon? Our nephew Kaishi is here to spend the day with us. Isn't adorable? Kaito will have a playdate almost!" You stopped giggling when your husband's face went as pale as it could get "oh my god Kai you're okay?!"

"T-Two... brats... Two little demonic pests... in the same house... in my house..." his golden eye twitched as he brought one of his hands to scretch his forearm.

"Aren't you being a little overdramatic?" You tried to coax him to relax until you both froze at the sounds of devilsh giggles, pots falling and surely Rappa and Mimic's screams of anger.

"I am not." If you didn't knew your husband, you surely would've tell by his tone of voice that he was actually terrified.

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"This drink will make everyone's who drink it into a rat!" Kaishi exclaimed while adding dead leafs into the pot as kaito nodded with a determined and concentrated face.

"Rats like cheese... I guess maybe a bit of spoiled cheese?" Kaito offered while pointing at to the trash can.

"Yeah! That will work!" Kaishi smiled as Kaito quickly picked with his already dirty hlittle hands the before saftely wrapped spoiped cheese and dropped onto the pot.

"Now what?" The boys looked at each other before Kaishi picked a bit of mud nearby, silently suggesting to put as Kaito smiled and nodded.

The... substance, was indeed something. Not only the appearance of it was terryfing but the smell of it almost made the two young boys puke.

"We will have to drink that?" Kaishi spoked, his little voice all funny due to him covering his nose as Kaito immediately shocked his head in disaproval of the idea "So who will?"

"..."

"..."

"Papaaaa!!!!" "Uncle Kaiii!"

He froze aat the voices of the boys as he was trying to play shogi in peace with Pops as the elder only chuckled when the two energetic boys opened the door's room, Kaito carrying a cup of God's know why.

"What now?" He arched an eyebrow from his place of the couch at Kaito covered in mud and dirt offering him a cup.

"Drink it!" Kaito told simply as Kaishi covered his mouth to prevent a giggle to escape.

"Why on hell I would do something like that?" He stared at the two before he felt his hives appearing on high speed "You both. Bath. Now."

"Drink this first papa!!" Kaito stoomped his foot down, not getting a tad bit scared when Kai just stood up with a glare.

"Kaito Chisaki."

"Drink it!" The boy accidentaly tripped and it sended the mixture right on Kai's necj and some of it on his mask... thankfully.

"Oh geez." Pops chuckled while grabbing his cup of tea as he saw in question of minutes Kaishi grabbing his cousin's hand and yelling to run as Kai ran after them with a pissed offf shout.

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You finishedd making the snacks for the kids until you saw your husband on the doorway, eye twitching, sleeves rolled back, from head to waist all dripping wet as the two boys greeted you like little angels... and to notify, they were sparkling almost.

"Uh... I heard some shouting but I thought you three were playing so.." you smiled awkwardly as you picked Kaishi up as he nuzzled on your neck as Kaito pouted as the jelly little mommy's boy he was.

"Those pests..." your husband muttered in a murdeful tone of voice before sighing and going straight to the bathroom.

"What did you two do to your poor uncle and father huh?" You asked as the two boys stared at you back before both replying in the same time.

"We tried to turn him into a rat."

Oh dear...

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You soon notice that the boys were handfull even to yourself together so you quickly offered a movie to put on as you saw the look of your husband's face as he tried to just eat his dinner in peace but alas, his son and nephew had other plans on just asking ever type of question possible and if not answered right away they poked him, not caring about his mysophobia anymore.

"You're an angel you know that..." you smiled in sympathy as your Kai rested his head on your shoulder, completely drained from having to deal with two versions of hyperative children of the same gene.

"You deserve to rest my poor baby." You murmured while kissing his temple as he grumbled something.

"Gross." Kaito commented as Kaishi nodded in aproval.

"Disgusting." Kaishi tried to imitate Kai's voice only to end up laughing along with Kaito.

"... tell me is already the time to bed for those..." your husband almost begged until Kaito got up to fist your clothes on his tiny fists and rest his head on your lap.

"Can Kaishi stay the night mama? Pretty please?" He asked with the puppy dog eyes you just couldn't refuse.

"Absolutely no-" "of course honey." Kai got his face up from your neck only to glare daggers at you as the children cheered.

"You traitor..." he spoke in utter disdust as you could only giggle.

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"The boy are sleep. The extra cushion did came in handy." You smiled as your husband immediately fell into the bed with a groan.

"They're quite... handfull." You laughed at his mumbling and went to do your night routine... as soon as you finished you got out of the bathroom to met Kai already on his back staring at the ceiling before those amber eyes fell on you.

"They did drain your energy out today huh?" You sit down close to him and softly started to comb your fingers into his hair as he sighed in relief.

"... Lay down.. is getting cold and I dont want you to get sick." He mumbled sleepy as you smiled in utter love for usual anti social germophobic man, giving excuses only for you to lay down and touch him.

"Needy arent we?" You teased, face front to him as he opened one eye lazily before testing the waters and giving you a kiss that soon turned heated.

"I will show you needy."he growled lowly as you felt already heat coming down there and also a tad bit of hardness on his part as he hover over you to attack your neck only for-"

"We can't sleep." Kaito opened the door, carrying his plushie as Kaishi yawned wlazily and opened one eye.

"Auntie? Uncle?"

You just patted your husband's back when he just dropped on you and screamed in frustation on the crook of your neck.

Tough day for daddy Kai.

[yamithediaperdork]

Cutest widdle champion part 2

To say the last 24 hours of Umbraby's life had been interesting would be a understatement. Having gone from one of the most handsome and dashing Starlit angel knights in service of his god he was now now basically a toddler and was learning to deal with the enhanced powers his new form gifted him with, as well as the limits and draw backs.

He was stronger then before of course but that came with a lost of reach, His flying skills were vastly improved and he was a aerial ace now but that had come with a lose of speed and balance while on the ground, due to his new stubby legs and well the thick massive diapers his Goddess (Who insisted on being referred as mommy now, a term and arrange he was rapidly warming up to) had made clear he needed.

As a godly force he had never learned to use the potty and in such a small body well, let's just say he had gone though more then a couple of diaper changes. (he wasn't keeping count though Mommy was, but she was nice and didn't bring it up.)

The other Starlit angel's, those that reminded loyal to their diminished goddess had been confused when she had invited them to meet her new champion. Quick beat, the second in command asking if she was allowed to just abduct a helpless little boy from the mortal plain, and asking if Allimir had been made aware of this.

upon finding out the former head of the knights had been given a promotion and was in fact the cute widdle guy being cradled by the goddess and being bottle fed, all worries were addressed and some chuckles rang out among the knights, as well as comments about how adorable and cute the former captain was.

"Congratulations on your promotion friend. You deserve." Quick beat said, smiling widely and while there was hint of teasing in it, the other angel meant it, and even offered to take over feeding his friend.

well fed and a diaper change later, Lulnyq didn't want there to be any doubts that her chosen form for the new champion was a mistake and also wanted to give her cute widdle champ a chance to adept to combat in his adorable new body and so arranged a series of matches between the starlit angels as Umbraby sat in her lap, sucking his thumb with the winners of each match then getting a chance to spar with the former captain.

Umbraby naturally struggled with the first few matches but before long was dominating the fights, even the one against the now captain of the guard quick beat and sharing a hearty handshake with his friend, a awesome moment somewhat marred by the fact that Umbraby had started to soil himself again and cried for mommy.

deemed ready for his mission he was escorted by Mommy and all his 'brothers and sisters' as he saw them now, Clad in his heroic champions grab and playing with his cloak as mommy worked to prepare a portal to take him to the exact location where her three worshipers were waiting.

"i didn't have a temple in the area the tournament is being held, but the three children you'll be meeting know everything about you and were more then willing to host you. they know about your 'needs' and don't mind handling that so make sure your on your best behavior." Mommy was saying, kneeling down and putting her hands on his shoulders and trying to ignore the soft comments about her ample backside coming from the other starlit angels. "Your representing mommy..heck all of us." She added and kissed Umbraby's forehead.

Maybe it was his small size, maybe it was he'd never actually left the realm before, but Umbraby suddenly felt more like Allimir, as in less of a champion and wanted to cry and toss his arms around his goddess, his mommy and beg to stay. to offer up the role of champion to anyone else.

Mommy clearly could see what he was thinking and gave him anther kiss , this time on his cheek. "You'll be ok little champion. I stocked everything you'll need in your cloak, and you can call upon them as needed. in fact the cloak itself can shape change into a soft and warm blankie should you find yourself missing us."

Reach into the cloak herself she pulled out a soft and cute bat stuffie and offered it to her scared widdle champion who hugged it and seemed to draw courage from it.

"There's a book in there about the other god's and their champions, more about the rules, Your weapon Night Blade and of course the most important thing.." And she paused and winked before finishing. "Lots and LOTS of extra diapers." She giggled and tickled his tummy.

Allimir blushed and went to argue, but one does not merely ignore the tickles of a mommy, let alone a goddess.

with some last words of encouragement from his brothers and sisters, and a last second diaper check from mommy, Allimir/Umbraby took a big breath and stepped into the portal, not quite sure what to expect.

Dwere nibbled on her lip, checking a wall clock. The goddess had said to expect the champion half a hour ago and she couldn't be out of bed much longer as it was nearing the nightly bed check.

14 year's old and average size for her age, she had her long brunette hair loose around her shoulders and was in a light black nightgown with it being so late.

She was a priestess in training at the wayward soul's Orphanage and the only worshiper of the night goddess in the city (or for a good 400 miles around at that)

As a priestess she wanted to be there when Allimir arrived and greet him but at the same time while some of the non priests or priestesses in training were given more leeway on night time wandering (it still wasn't smiled upon) it was a very big nay nay.

"I hope he shows up soon, oh gosh, what if he doesn't show up!? Those papers i forged will be left with no child to prove an-" she started to whine and then suddenly the back of her nightie was lifted and her modest white bloomers were suddenly yanked up between her cheeks and Dwere had to clamp her hands over her mouth to keep from shrieking.

"Relax will ya, he'll git here when he git's here!" Giggled the prankster of the gathered gathers, A dirty blond 4 year old who hair was cut short because she loved to play in the dirty and would get tangled with leaves and the like and this just saved time.

Vivi was her name, and unlike the girl ten years her senior she was clad in just layers of faded white cloth diapers, secured with a oversized safety pin.

She was yanked out from under the nightie by the third and final member of the group, who was chuckling softly and trying and failing to scold Vivi.

Dressed in a pair of tight olive green shorts and a faded white top, his hair was in a semi mohawk and was light grey, contrasting with his light grayish skin as a half drow.

"Vivi, I think we've had this talk before, you can't -snk- just go around yanking on peoples undies." Selen scolded, picking her up and cradling the four year old in his strong despite his slim frame arms.

Dwere turned around, fire in her eyes and Vivi say the wisdom in seeking shelter in the arms of the slightly girlish half drow.

"Gosh, I'm Sooooo sorry Dwere." Vivi said, the words and tone making you think she was but the HUGE grin on her face as the oldest of the three (Selen being 7) glared and yanked at her crack.

And wouldn't you know it, with her back to the area where the champion was suppose to show and a hand digging at her wedige, the portal opened and out came Allimir, who paused for a moment, watching Dwere and tilting his head, then rubbed the back of his head.

"Uh.. Is that how you greet people on the mortal plain?" he asked cutely, and started to turn around and grab at his behind.

"NO!"

One misunderstanding explained later, and introductions made, Allimir had lots of other questions for the trio even as he hugged his stuffie and looked around the room.

"ok..First question.what's with all the mini prison beds in the room and that large table over there?" he asked, pointing at cribs and then a changing table.

"heh, never seen a nursery before?" Vivi asked. "It's where diaper butt like you n me sleep! Those are called cribs, and that's a changing table where they can put you while changing yer diapies." Vivi said, then after a second added. "Oh you'll be bunking with me by the way, but don't think you'll ever out do me when it comes to booms!"

"Vivi! we do NOT challenge a champion of our goddess to a boom boom contest!" Dwere hissed, not for the first time wishing there was a minimal age requirement to worship the goddess.

"Though you gotta admit that would be cute to watch.. from a distance." Selen chimed in.

"I'm sure that the champion of the goddess does NOT go boom boom th-" Dwere started and then was cut off.

"Actually I'm open to any and all challenges, and I was told I was a super duper big boomer by mo- I mean my goddess and fellow Starlit angels." Allimir chimed in and smiled.

"..Can we PLEASE try and get off the topic of boom boom diapers?" Dwere asked, face palming.

"ehehehe sorry. Ok, why so many beds when it's just the three of you, and are you two diapered as well?" Allimir asked, thinking this was just the three kid's home.

"Oh sweetie, this is a orphanage. a nice and open one that that offers training in priest and priestess's and offers training for any religion. they keep a big nursery because you can never be sure HOW many babies they'll have in here. Normally most of the kids here are potty trained by 2 or three at the latest bu-" Selen was explaining when Vivi cut him off

"But who wants to give up AWESOME diapies n' being able to just go whenever fer icky undies and having to sit on a smelly potty?" Vivi giggled.

"..what's a potty?" Allimir asked. " I just learned about getting rid of body waste like, 24 hours ago.."

"And now you being in diapers makes sooo much sense." Dwere said, then wrinkled her nose as a smell started to fill the nursery. "Speaking of.. ok which one of you?"

"heh, if it was ME ya would know it." Vivi said and winked, turning around and wiggling her butt and slapping it.

Allimir meanwhile was hiding his face in his plushie and whining softly.

"I'll handle changing him, you better get moving double time Dwere, it's almost bed check." Selen said, nodding at a clock and goiving over to the changing table, then frowning as he looked in the compartment for diapers.

"oh uh.. yeahhh they hafa wash more diapies because I kinda you know.." Vivi said said sheepishly.

"We CAN NOT leave a champion in stinky diapers!" Dwere whined, panicking and getting ready to offer her Nightie for the cause when Allimir chimed in.

"it's s'ok, I got this." he said, setting his Bat plushie down and then reaching into his cloak as the three mortal watched, eyes going big as saucers and he pulled out a spare diaper. "Mommy looks after me!" he beamed happily.

with the with the champion changed and Vivi seeing she had some serious competition in the nursery, the champ and the brat were put in her crib and quickly conked out, Allimir sucking on his thumb and hugging his stuffie while Vivi hugged a silver fox plushie, though instead of sucking on her own thumb she was sucking on Allimir's.

Dwere made it back to her own room just in time and had to explain why she was so out of breath and getting a lecture on proper behavior for young girls, but otherwise was left alone with cheeks burning red.

Selen was spotted in the halls and started to get a semi lecture on wandering the halls before saying he heard some of the little ones crying and wanted to help out and changed the diapers. Thankful to not have to do the dirty deed themselves, the caretakers who'd caught him let him go with a pat on the head and telling him what a good boy he was.

All was calm and good, at least until the next morning.

Vivi couldn't be sure exactly what time it was, having not bothered to learn how to read anything as of yet, but she was woken up by the panicked screams and whimpers of terror of Allimir and sat up in their crib, rubbing a eye and basking in the morning sunlight.

Despite the crib rail still being up, she was alone in the crib, and as she listened, she could make out the cry's of terror from UNDER the crib and pulled herself up, JUST too short to get out of the crib on her own.

"Allimir? Buddy? what's wrong?" She called out, trying to get her face between the bars so she could look down, though the bar's were JUST too close together.

"S-Something awful and strange is happening! it's some sort of energy attack or something!" Allimir Cried out.

"Huh? I don't see anything.." Vivi said, turning her head towards the window.

All she saw was a bright and sunny day out.

"But..but..it's so bright out there!! What's going on!?!" Allimir whined and whimpered, choking back a sob of terror and doing something else, as the smell reached Vivi.

Ironically it was as the funk reached her it clicked what was going on.

"Heh..hehehehehehehe Allimir that's called daylight. didn't you have that back home?" She giggled, thinking of how silly it was. "Daylight can't hurt you..well as long as your not out in it too long." Vivi added, thinking of the time she had played outside all day and gotten wicked sun burn.

The sniffles slowed down and Allimir slowly came into view, coming out from under the bed and locking his tear filled eyes with Vivi's amused ones.

"Y-You promise?" he asked, hovering in the air, making his diaper droop more then it normally would of as he hiccuped and ran a arm across his eyes.

"Swear by the goddess." Vivi said and gave him a warm smile, then added "but you better get your stinky butt back in here, if a caretaker find your hovering that's gonna be all SORTS of questions."

Allimir nodded slowly and floated back into the crib, though he made a grossed out face as he plopped down on his muddy back side, Just in time as the door opened and in came one of the adults.

"Oh great..anther stinker.. as if there weren't enough of them in here." The balding older man said, rolling his eyes.

"heh, G'morning ta you took Kalect!" Vivi giggled, then turned to Allimir. "That's Kalect and he's the one who gets the pleasure of wiping our BUTTS!"

Hearing the utter delight in Vivi's voice and seeing the older human frown, Allimir couldn't help but break into a fit of toddlerish giggles.

One series of diaper changes later and Allimir was trying to get used to the outfit he'd been dressed in, Mortal clothing was just so weird!

his own clothes had been taken away to be washed,save for the cloak which he had turned into a blankie and the caretaker let him keep with him at least.

but bow he was in a pair of grayish white socks, a white diaper shirt and a pair of shortalls over them, and was trying to adjust to the mortal diapers that just didn't feel right on his sensitive booty and had him wiggling like he had ant's in his pants. (he hadn't told to take out extra diapers when he'd gotten his change the night before and a look from Vivi told him that offering one now might not be a good idea)

"How are you not bugged by how rough this material is!?" Allimir whined for the forth time as Vivi in just her diapers (they had given up long ago on trying to dress her for the most part) snugged.

"I never knew anything else. but hey, your a CHAMP right?" She said, putting a arm around him and pulling him in. "You gotta get used to a little discomfort."

"Ngggh.. I suppose that tr.." Allimir trailed off, as his nostrils flared and then he covered his nose and gagged."whats that awful stench!?! I thought a poopie diaper was bad!" he cried out.

"Heh, this is where all the stupid big kids go tinkle and boom boom. it's called a bathroom." Vivi explained then added. "and NOW you see why I just go in mah diapie."

"Really, I thought that's just because you like tormenting other people." Selen said, coming out and smirking, and getting a raspberry blown at him but no denial from Vivi.

"How's my favorite little pamper packers?" he asked, Bending a knee and drawing both of the diaper butts in for a big hug.

"Eh, We're ok..Right Allimir?" Vivi said the asked, she had agreed to keep his little fit to herself to help him save face.

"Uhh yeah! Totally! no crying fits or hiding under the crib here!" Allimir said, blushing and giving a shaky grin, and making Selen raise a eyebrow.

"where's Dwere?" Vivi asked, trying to change the topic.

"oh she got roped into helping make the morning portage to teach her purity or something like that." Selen said and shrugged. "Anyways, ready for your first taste of mortal food little guy?"

"Yeah!" Allimir said, giggling and holding up his arms to be carried.

To be continued

[katrinawritesthings]

Jonghyun/Everyone; jonghyun gets exactly what he deserves which is neck smooches from everyone; PG-13

happy birthday gay baby

“Brat baby,” Minho says sternly against Jonghyun's mouth.

“Thank you, I am baby,” Jonghyun says cutely.

Jonghoodie au

Tae wakes up grumpily, but only because ve's always grumpy to wake up. Instead of letting ver body do this to ver, ve refuses the gradual opening of ver consciousness and instead wiggles deeper under ver blankies and into the warm body in front of ver. It's  J, ve's pretty sure, because they're shirtless and their arm is under ver head, a comfy beefy bicep pillow.

 Ve doesn't remember falling asleep with J last night, but ve's not complaining about waking up next to them either. Ve's never going to complain about their habit of sneaking into bed with ver in the middle of the night. Ve shifts closer instead, tangling their legs together, finding J's other arm and then their hand and holding it close under ver chin like a plushie. 

 Almost as if in response, J shifts closer to ver, the arm under ver head wraps around ver neck, hugging ver close, and the hand under ver chin uncurls its fingers. J taps their fingers over ver jawline, ver cheeks, ver mouth, gentle little boops that make ver smile. They tap the tip of ver nose gently with one finger. They slide that finger down and, just as gently, insert it into ver left nostril. then, they delicately pick up a booger,  move their hand down an inch, and push their finger between ver lips.

Tae laughs, which allows J easy access through ver open mouth, and they wipe the booger off on ver tongue, which only makes ver laugh harder. 

“Was that--” Ve pauses to rearrange the booger in ver mouth and swallow it. “Was that supposed to gross me out?” ve asks. If it was, J missed the mark completely. Ve does that all the time on ver own. J chuckles, moving their hand around ver face to ruffle through ver hair.

“No, just make you laugh,” they say. Their voice is rough, barely more than a whisper; that must have been literally the very first thing they did after they woke up. Tae loves them a lot.

“You're like, my best friend ever,” ve says. Ve knows ve's not supposed to have a favorite qpp, but. J knows that they're everyone's honorary favorite. Very well, if their pleased little hum is any indicator. Tae nestles closer to rub ver face against their chest, warm and soft, and then wiggles up the bed. Ve leaves the sanctuary of ver blankets, braving the cold air so ve can rub ver face further up J's body, their collar bones, into their neck. There ve places a sloppy, sleepy kiss, more of a mush of lips against their throat, trailing them around the side of their neck and under their ear.

 J giggles happily, strong arms holding ver close. Tae blows a raspberry against their skin for good measure, then gives them one last little kiss before rolling onto ver back and pushing ver palms into ver eyes. 

“G’morning,” J says, a sleepy little mumble of a word. Tae nods back as ve yawns into ver forearm. For once, ve's not so grumpy to wake up.

~

Key wails dramatically when she rounds the corner into the hallway and sees that the bathroom door is closed with the light on behind it. She doesn't deserve this. Walking up to it, she hears music played too loud from a shity phone speaker and Junghee singing along to it and perks up a little. That's not so bad. She can still be saved.

Slapping her hand gently but loudly enough to be heard on the door, she whines through the wood.

“Let me in,” she calls. “It's time to pee.” it's 1:17 p.m. exactly. They all know that that's her pee time. Her body is on a schedule.  Thankfully, the door opens quickly, Junghee's cute smile and pink hair filling in the gap before she pulls it all the way open.

 “Morning Boonie,” she smiles, and then, “Scuzie,” she says, twisting to slip past Key and out of the bathroom. “Don't pee forever, I'm kind of in the middle of something,” she adds, pointing to her hair, which Key realizes is half damp and straight, half dry and purposefully curled to look extra fluffy. She glances passed Junghee to note the hair curler on the counter and shakes her head, smiling fondly.

“I won't,” she says, closing the door behind her.

 And she doesn't; she pees quickly, foot tapping to the song coming from Junghee's phone that she left in here, and then washes her hands and opens the door back up. Junghee is leaning against the opposite wall, just chilling, and Key gets to look her up and down once before she perks up and slips into the bathroom with her. Mismatched socks, Minho's boxers just barely peeking out from one of Tae’s giant hoodies, the scent of Jinki’s body wash clinging to her skin. Key guesses she got out of bed feeling especially snuggly today.

“Did you have a nice pee?” she asks, lifting one eyebrow. Key grins back.

“I sure did,” she says. She reaches up and fluffs the hair at the back of Junghee's head gently. “Want me to do the back for you?” she asks. Junghee always gets pouty that she can't do the back of her hair as good as the rest of it. Junghee smiles wide when Key asks, though, nodding quickly with sparkles in her eyes.

 “Please do,” she says. So Key does, gently turning her around to face the mirror and grabbing the curler from on top of the counter. She doesn't curl Junghee's hair, exactly; she just makes it a little wavy, a little bouncy, a little fluffy, like a nice soft pink cloud. Just the way that Junghee likes when she's feeling extra cute.

When she's done with the back, Junghee presses a smoochy to her cheek and takes the curler to finish the rest herself. Key takes a  moment to just appreciate her, her cute hair, her cute face, her cute everything. Her cute neck, the little baby undercut hairs on it that peek out above the hoodie.

Suddenly Key feels the uncontrollable urge to kiss, so she does, gently taking Junghee's wrist with the curler to hold it away for a second with one hand and pushing her head gently to the side with her other hand. She places the smallest, loveliest smooch on the side of her neck, then watches in the mirror as Junghee's  face turns almost as pink as her hair. She smirks, proud of herself, when Junghee puts the curler down to put her face into her hands next.

“Fuck,” she whispers. “Kibummie,” she says next, peeking up with her big gorgeous pouty eyes. 

“Hmm?” Key hums, extremely gay and in love with the nickname and also a tiny bit suspicious. She knows that Junghee is going to ask her for a favor and honestly, the real question is whether or not Key is enamored enough right now to let whatever it is slide. 

“Can I borrow your cute unicorn earrings?” Junghee asks hopefully.

Absolutely fucking not, Key thinks immediately.

“No bub,” she says gently out loud. And before Junghee can pout more, she gives her another little neck kissy. “But when we go to the mall this weekend I'll buy you whatever earrings you want,” she offers. She takes Junghee's loud hissed “Fuck yeah” as a yes.

~

It's close to lunchtime, and it's Jinki’s turn to make lunch today, and they were planning on making everyone cute little grilled cheese sandwiches, so they are very confused when they smell cooking beef and bacon as they walk down the hallway to the kitchen. And  they’re even more confused when they peep in and see Jonghyun at the stove, cast iron on and lots of different little foods all chopped up and set aside on the counter.

Slipping inside, they tickle their fingers over Jonghyun's waist to announce their presence before wrapping their arms all the way  around her and hooking their chin over his shoulder.

 “I thought it was my turn to make lunch?” they ask, watching as Jonghyun finishes pulling out the final pieces of bacon and dropping them onto a paper towel, dabbing at them with a napkin to absorb all of the extra grease. Jonghyun glances at them over her shoulder with a little frown, and then a little smile, shrugging with his other shoulder so she doesn't push Jinki off.

“One of us messed up then,” she says. “You can just help me,” he adds cutely. Jinki smiles against his neck.

“You mean, like this?” they ask, and cling tighter around her waist. They also kiss Jonghyun's neck, light, soft, distracting. Jonghyun whines, shivering, but he also doesn't push Jinki off. Jinki takes that as permission and keeps doing what they’re doing, pressing soft, breathy kisses all over the side of her neck as Jonghyun pulls them around the little kitchen. 

This was kind of an impulsive move, they'll admit, but they can't deny that it's fun watching Jonghyun’s hands shake as she tries to clean out the skillet and then layer up nachos inside of it. When Jinki bites down on his neck and sucks gently, Jonghyun full on whimpers and accidentally dumps all of the peppers into one area. It takes her over a minute to actually spread them all the way around evenly because Jinki doesn't stop.

Eventually, Jonghyun sets up three layers of chips and cheese and toppings. Jinki lets him go for just long enough to bend down, open the oven, put them in, and close it. Then, as Jonghyun reaches for their little strawberry timer, Jinki turns her around and  pushes her up against the counter, pressing their bodies together so they can feel Jonghyun tremble.

“How long do those have to be in for?” they ask, lips just under Jonghyun’s ear.

“Like, 15 minutes, ish,” Jonghyun says, voice shaky. He twists the timer on between their stomachs and then carelessly dumps it onto the counter behind them. Jinki hums quietly, shifting to focus on the other side of Jonghyun’s neck and give that some love as well.

“Sounds like just enough time for some hickeys,” they smile, and latch onto Jonghyun's neck again. All Jonghyun does in reply is squeak a little and tangle her fingers into Jinki’s hair.

~

This definitely is a time that Minho is having right now. He pants quietly from the effort of it, from keeping up with five puppies all clamoring for attention at once. Key's 2 little poodles, always so well-behaved at home and eager to let off energy as soon as they hit the dog park; Tae's two little fucking gremlins, tripping over each other and nibbling all over his hands; and not Roo, snoozing gently under a park bench, but her dad, Jonghyun, his hands all over Minho's back as Minho struggles to get the other four under control. 

He's “helping,” he says, but the way his smile curves up only at one corner and his sharp teeth show between his lips betray his lack of benevolence. He's being a nuisance. On purpose. His hands pap and rub all over Minho’s shoulders, offering moral support, offering comfort, distracting him as he kneels in the grass and tries to snatch the tennis ball out from between four eager mouths.

Luckily, he gets it after another moment of struggling, and he chucks it as far as he can away. Before all of the puppies have even gone off chasing it, Jonghyun is pulling him back to his feet and nestling into his shoulder. He's acting all little, all cute, playful smile on his lips, foot popped up cutely as he takes Minho's face in his hands and steals a kiss. Minho can't find it anywhere inside of him at all to be mad at him when he's this cute, and that annoys him, and Jonghyun knows that, and that annoys Minho even more. 

“Brat baby,” he says sternly against Jonghyun's mouth.

“Thank you, I am baby,” Jonghyun says cutely. Minho rolls his eyes, and then all of the dogs come back, the tennis ball firm between Adam’s teeth. He drops back down to his knees, fluffing all of them up, feeling Jonghyun leaning all of his weight on him yet again as he tugs the ball free.

This time, after he throws the ball, instead of letting Jonghyun pull him up, he turns around and gets one arm around Jonghyun's legs, picking them up as he stands and getting his other arm around Jonghyun's waist, effectively scooping him up into his arms in one smooth movement. 

Jonghyun squeaks in surprise, an adorable high-pitched noise as he clings around Minho's neck. His feet kick in the air as he pulls himself closer. Minho takes advantage of their positions by opening his mouth wide and then closing it down on Jonghyun's neck,   biting him all over gently, making deep growling noises. Jonghyun giggles, squirming in his arms, his laughter reaching out loud through the dusklit dog park, loud through Minho's ears and in his chest.

It makes him soften immediately. It's such a pretty sound. He stops biting in favor of just kissing, dropping soft little smooches all over his skin. That, of course, makes Jonghyun laugh even more. He does stop squirming though, and just holds on around Minho's neck, hands running through his long hair. Minho readjusts his grip on him to be more secure, nosing into his neck and slowing his kisses down, making them softer, more loving. 

He only stops when the puppies return. He raises his head and looks down, smiling at all of them hopping around his legs. When he looks back to Jonghyun, he's smiling as well, hearts in his eyes, looking dreamy and pink and loved all over. Minho kisses his cheek once before setting him down. Then, Jonghyun takes his turn to kneel down and wrestle the ball away from everyone else.

 ~

Everything is a little fuzzy, a little muffled. Voices come in and out of focus, loud and clear one moment quiet and far away another. Jonghyun is incredibly comfy, warm, nice arms around him, a heartbeat beating steady next to his own. His eyes are closed, the light behind them a cozy orange glow. He breathes slow, deep, relaxed and satiated.

And then he's falling? No-- wait, yes. Wait, no. He's not falling, but he jolts up anyway, sitting up straight, eyes snapping open. He breathes in deep and sharp through his nose, blinking the living room into focus. Dim lamps, stars through the window behind the couch, TV on behind him, Tae under him looking up at him with ver warm brown eyes.

“You okay, J?” ve asks. Ver hands rub soothingly up and down his sides. Jonghyun blinks more, rubbing his palms into his eyes, and then nods. He's a little sheepish. He was just falling asleep, that's all.

“Yeah,” he says. He yawns into his hoodie sleeve and lets his hands fall into his lap for a moment. Then he lifts them to push gently on Tae's shoulders, pushing himself up. “I'm gonna go sleepy,” he mumbles. He's gonna go sleepy somewhere that isn't in his cute babefriend’s lap. He wants a nice comfy warm bed. 

“Okay,” Tae says gently. Ve holds Jonghyun close for just long enough to tilt ver face up and press a little smoochie to his neck. “Nighty night,” ve says.

“Sleep tight,” Minho adds, scooting over from the other side of the couch. He puts his hand on Jonghyun's thigh and leans up to kiss his neck as well. Jonghyun blushes at both of them and hides his face in his hands as he wiggles out of Tae's lap. Both of them gently tug one of his hands away and take turns holding it as he shuffles out of the living room.

In the hallway, he trails the fingers of one hand along the wall so he doesn't bump into anything and let's their little motion activated night lights guide his way towards the bedrooms. Before he gets there, as he approaches the bathroom, Jinki comes out of it, running their fingers through their hair and yawning into their other hand. When they see Jonghyun, they smile sleepily and hold their arms out. Jonghyun takes the tiniest detour to walk into their arms instead, letting them hug him close.

“Sleepy time?” they ask. Jonghyun nods into their shoulder, and then he tilts his head a little to the side because he can tell that they're leaning in to press a warm kiss to his neck. Several of them, one to each tender hickey that they left on him earlier before. “Sweet dreams, Jongie,” they murmur into his skin. Jonghyun smiles and nods and mumbles a few little noises back as Jinki lets him go.

He continues down the hallway, counting doors until he reaches Gwiboon's. He knocks with his sleepy little hand and, when she   calls out that it's okay for him to come in, does. She's in bed, cozy blue light lamp on, doing stuff on her laptop, all washed up and ready to snooze in a little bit.

“Can I sleepy with you Kibummie?” Jonghyun asks hopefully. She smiles and nods immediately, pulling her covers aside and scooting over a little bit to give him room. Jonghyun smiles on his face and in his heart as he walks over and crawls into bed with her. Before he gets all the way settled lying down, she cups his face, pressing a kiss to his cheek, his jaw, his neck.

 “Sleep well, baby girl,” she smiles. Jonghyun smiles his sleepiest back and wiggles down under the covers. It's incredibly comfortable here and he feels like he's going to doze off easily, which he’s very happy about. He had a big day today busy being cute and he deserves his rest.

[little-owly]

oh my goodness please take a moment to squeal with me at the thought of ja//ck being a REALLY shy little!!! He's all boisterous and energetic in his videos of course, but around his daddies ma//rk , ty, and eth, he's suuuuper shy and he hides behind his sleeves whenever they baby talk him, blushing like crazy and stammering endlessly at their praise!! Just baby ja//cka//boy as a very shy and sweet little, especially during nap time with his daddies!! 💖

LITTLE JACK BEING SHY IS SO FUCKING GOOD AAAAwith tyler, jack is the shyest. he nuzzles up to him as he carries him around. nuzzling and cuddling into his neck sleepily as he carries him in his strong arms. "sweepy...nap time?""aww, my little cutie pie already sleepy? you just woke up for the day a while ago! what a tiny sleepy cutie you are!""mmmph," he blushes and shakes his head, "no cutie.""oh yes you are. youre my cutie patootie who deserves all the cuddles in the world!" he smiles as he tucks in jack. setting sam in his waiting arms. "papa's cutie baby boy who's the best at hugging, cuddling, coloring, and..."tyler leans down and kisses all over jack's reddening face. all over his most ticklish spots, "the most kissable!!""p-papa!! kissies tickle!! nyoooooo!!" he whispers and laughs, curling up and hiding his blushing face. he shivers and giggles, his papa making him embarrassed -- but the good kind of embarrassed. "no baba before naptime? that's a first," tyler laughs as he pets the plushie sammy in jack's arms, "does sammy want baba?""nyoooooo, papa. sammy wan' go ni ni too, we weally sweepy!!" jack blushes. "alright then. ni ni, cutie pie. papa'll wake you up from your nap soon. after, we'll color together!""o-otay papa...wuv you..." jack makes a squeak and hides under his blankies. "and i love you. so much, jackie.***with ethan, he's the whiniest. jack crawls over to ethan while he edits away at a video. the hood of his kigurumi hiding his green bangs. "hey there, little dude," ethan yawns, "liking your new jammies?"jack nods, and yawns too. holding grabby hands out to be held, "weally sweepy, dada."with a swift motion, jack finds himself on ethan's lap. whining and nuzzling into the soft cotton of his shirt, "dada," he whimpers."someone must be a sleepy green bean! need your nappy nap, little dude? need daddy to tuck you in with sammy and sing you to sleep?""daaaaaaadaaaaaa!!" jack whines, blushing madly -- he was too bashful to ask him to stop. "its true!! a cute little baby, with your cute jammies," ethan pulls down jack's hoodie, "your cute blushing cheeks," he pokes his cheek gently, "and your colorful hair!" he runs his fingers through his hair. jack whines again, voice high and small, "who could forgot your adorable button nose too?!" ethan boops his nose. jack wiggling and nuzzling into him harder. "dadaaaaaa!! no wan' be barrassed, wan' go ni niiiiiiii!!"ethan smiles and kisses jack's forehead, "alright, jack!! go ni ni on dada's lap and i'll carry you to bed once i'm done here.""...wuv you dada."ethan giggles, "i 'wuv' you too, jack!!"***with mark, jack straight up cries because of the compliments and praise he gives him. so shy and blushy!! jack would waddle over to mark on the couch with his blankie and sammy. dressing himself in his footie pajamas. sucking his thumb and snuggling up to his warm daddy. "wow, someone was a big boy!! you dressed yourself and got sammy!!""daddy...?""such a good and big boy you are, jackie!! you make daddy so proud -- everything you do, big or little, is amazing too me." mark praises him. ruffling his green hair as jack continues to suck on his thumb. "daddy m-mean dat...?""wha? of course i do, jackie!" mark lays down jack on his lap. his head resting, using his thigh as a pillow."you're amazing, jackie. you're my beautiful little boy and i love you so much. you're so perfect and pretty and mine."mark kisses jack's cheek. pulling away to see jack's blue eyes wet with tears. panicking that he said something wrong, mark wipes away a stray tear. "jackie? did...did i say something wrong?"he shakes his head, crying, "d-daddy nice and...and make me happy, so happy i cry but no sad, daddy."mark sighs and smiles, still wiping away jack's tears."that's absolutely normal. i love you with all my heart, jackie. get some sleep and we'll eat dinner when you wake up, okay?""...wuv you so much, daddy, ni ni.""ni ni, jackie. sweet dreams, baby boy." mark giggles as he plays with jack's hair until he falls into a deep -- and much needed -- sleep.