Raising Kids Together | Headcanons
young!Tony Stark x Reader
Warnings: very mild sexual references
Family Series: 1 2 3
💠Somehow, you've both survived newborns and terrible 2's, but now your once tiny babies are causing not-so-tiny chaos! Even Tony can hardly keep up with them!
💠If you two have been in a room together for a while, it means no one has been watching the boys, and that you're probably about to hear yelling, breaking, or you need to go on a hunt around the house for them 🙃 you can hardly have any time alone without something happening! Just when you think you're both getting into bed early, and perhaps with a few frisky kisses 😘, they're busting through door and climbing on the bed, or it sounds like one was thrown out of bed and is now screaming for both of you 😥 Either way, it has Tony flopping back to his pillow in defeat and groaning right along with them.
💠After a quick pout, though, he usually tells you to get some rest and he'll go check it out 🥺 with one more kiss before he goes 🥺 but even though he told you to stay, it's nice to sneak over and watch him put the kids back to bed ❤
💠And catch him on the way out 😏
💠But for the most part, the boys are really good kids! And Tony is still settling into his role as a dad, but besides the occasional pouting he's become a very good parent! And definitely nothing like his own father when Tony was that age. In fact, he welcomes their interruptions when he's on the phone or doing paperwork at home 🥰 you've probably found them preferring to play with their cars in his office and right along his desk, or even asking to their nap in there! You can't tell if he's so tolerant because he's a loving pushover, or if parenthood suddenly granted him all that patience and goodwill 🤨
💠But he does get a little snappy when he's working on a car or a machine. Please don't touch anything! Or break anything! Or wander out of sight! But he does let them "help out" by handing him tools or sorting through and separating varying sizes of nails in the toolbox... yay?
Hey, at least it keeps them distracted for a while-- for both your sakes! Sometimes there are things that need to be done without so many distractions, and the boys love spending time bothering with their parents! It's a good problem to have, but not when they're literally wrestling on top of dad while he's just trying to watch the nightly news, or when they're throwing socks at each other on laundry day 😐
💠But despite it all, the two of you manage to get every day done 😊
💠Except the first time you're ever gone for a few days, or heaven forbid a week or more, and he's in charge of watching the kids... by day 3 they're all just going feral. The tv hasn't even been turned off once, Tony is probably trying to figure out how to get mud out of the carpet, and
💠"Daddy, can we have another popsicle?"
💠"...sure, bring me one too." This is everyone's third popsicle, and dinner has consisted of chicken nuggets and macaroni every night. And probably lunch too... but breakfast is probably cereal and hopefully fruit? Tony can cook a little bit, but he's both tired and too much of a pushover. If that's what they want, then he wants to give it to them! But the only reason they aren't all sick by the time you get home is probably because his mother either stopped by and found out, or Tony realized he's actually really bad at this on his own and needed her help :( And not without a quick scolding that you wish you'd caught when Maria called to tell you all about it 🤧
💠Honestly, the kids are probably partly acting out because you're gone, and they know that Tony is distracted and a pushover... well, at least they're adorable! And maybe it shows that you both need some more parenting tips 😅
💠You'd think it'd be easier when they're at school all day, but Tony insisted on hiring tutors to homeschool the kids, at least for now, but while that sounded like a decent plan, sometimes the boys try to homeschool the teacher instead 😅 sometimes they know more than she does after reading the entire textbook in their free time and would rather learn ahead now, and sometimes they're busy teaching her all about Dragon Ball Z lore between lessons! So now you guys still have them all day, (or just you when Tony is at work), but at least they aren't bothering you for once 😌 the teacher loves it though! Her listening and playing along takes a lot off of your plate, and it's good for the kids :)
💠But you don't get much time once the teacher leaves. They get their assignments done within minutes, and as soon as the teacher leaves (well, sometimes), they're reenacting Godzilla vs King Kong in the living room for the 20th time, except this time it somehow ties into the American Revolution? And then they're outside digging holes all evening because they can't remember where they buried Darth Vader. And then they have to fill those holes. And then when Tony tries to get them inside, he either ends up helping them or they end up wrestling him to the ground!
💠That's pretty much every day 😅 Except for when they go to the park! Tony is kinda like everyone's big brother when they go, pretty much every Sunday afternoon! They all get socialized, Tony gets some sun for once, and you can decide to stay home and get some alone time for a few hours
💠Tony doesn't even know anything about sports! Yet he's out there playing baseball and basketball, and teamed up with Rhodey, their ridiculous rules and silly requirements make everyone laugh, which makes them both pretty popular with all the kids! And unfortunately for Tony, a little too popular with the moms and older siblings… maybe it's time for a ring around that finger.
💠Either way, they get tired out by the evening, and also covered in dirt and a new bruise or two! After a bath the kids usually put themselves to bed 😴 and your kids being fast asleep means you get to join Tony for his bath 😏 except for the days he sneaks brings Rhodey home 😑 who's also tired and probably falls asleep on your couch after dinner...
💠If the kids let him! They absolutely love dad's best friend! But unfortunately, however, you can never get him to babysit for longer than a few hours 😔 Come on, Rhodes, weren't you Tony's roommate? Surely you can handle this :/
💠But when you both need a break from all this? Send them to spend the night with the grandparents for the weekend! They seem to behave a little better, and they seem to have fun just being in a different environment! The only time they start being terrors is when you and Tony have both been on vacation, and it makes them a little cranky after 3-4 days :(
💠And if you take them with you? They'll be asking to go back home after 3-4 days 😓 Unless you go to Disney World. Then they'll be pitching a fit when it's time to leave, but honestly you guys are probably upset too 😭 and it probably ends up being just one more day… and somehow in that one day they'll manage to drag every pillow and blanket onto the floor for you to pick up. Again.
💠And again, at least they're adorable :) Just like Tony, it gets them out of trouble more times than you'd care to admit 🥰 And they know it 🥰 Especially when they either stick up for each other or just straight up admit to it... with big ol' eyes and sorries 🥺 or apologize to each other without even being told to 🥺
They really are good kids! They just get carried away with the fun and the chaos! It's a Stark thing 😘 And just like their dad, they'll eat up the attention and kisses 🥰 In fact, they've already learned to be manipulative little shits and hide behind Maria in order to avoid getting in trouble, because she'll be too busy doting on them 😑
💠You can't even trust Jarvis! He'll even tell the boys to hide and will damn well keep their location a secret! But he's allowed to have his fun! He did the same thing with little Tony! He just misses those days! However, when the coast is clear, Jarvis does sit them down and gently scolds them. He'll hear their side of the story too, of course! Even if it just because they don't wanna go home, and are being annoying by hiding from their parents. Usually after a quick talk, they come right back to you! Suddenly all gentle-natured and apologizing 🙄 but... how could you stay mad :(
💠Definitely not Tony when he's already packing them over his shoulders and spinning them around! And luckily, they're too busy laughing to protest being packed into the car 😮💨
💠And let's be honest, seeing him be so good with the kids is really fucking hot 😏😘
💠But if you're hugging and kissing on Tony... the boys have to be involved in it, too x)
Family series: 1 2 3
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🎄Celebrating Christmas in Summer with Enhypen!
❥ Pairing: Non idol! Enhypen ot7 x Fem! Reader
❥ Genre: A shit ton of fluff and a poor attempt at comedy. Established relationship.
❥ Contents: Just my thoughts about the boys celebrating Christmas in the southern hemisphere<3 Made in bulleted list format.
❥ Word count: tba
❥ Warnings: Light swearing, kissing😙 Not proofread
Jungwon has always wanted to go to a themed waterpark-hotel
And what's better than a christmas themed waterpark to spend the holidays?
The place was decorated with adorned palm trees, and there was this cool poster of santa claus surfing at the entrance
You had barely crossed the door but both of you were full of excitement already!!
You decided to stay for the night since the reception lady told you there was going to be a surprise after the clock hit midnight
As soon as you left your bags in the room, with no time to unpack, both of you made your way to the pool
Holding hands amidst the hot weather because Jungwon is a clingy baby😣
You take turns to apply sunscreen on each other and you're ready to go!
The place is surrounded by a lively atmosphere, it's full of kids and not-so-kids having fun equally
Jungwon is drawn to this particularly high slide and drags you there by the hand
"Y/N!! Let's go to that one first!"
"I'm not sure..."
"Don't worry, I'll go first, and you can see then if it still scares you!"
You watch as he skillfully climbs to the top and then back down, the wind making his hair look like Jimmy Neutron's
But he's so cute
"Fine, I'll do it!!"
You muster up your courage and go to the scary slide!!
When you dive into the pool, Jungwon is close to meet you
"Wasn't it fun?"
You nod and he smiles at you, a clear hint of pride in his eyes
You both raid the entire waterpark and soon enough it's almost nighttime
Dinner time it's getting close, and your stomachs know it🙏
You decide it's time to get out of the water and buy some snacks!!
Then you spend the following hours at the park's arcade, waiting for midnight
Jungwon is honestly so bad at games😭 but he tries his best so it's okay
He makes all these tiny cat noises while playing🤧
Five minutes before christmas, you go outside to wait for the surprise
A countdown soon starts, and a display of fireworks goes off to welcome the 25th
Jungwon’s eyes are glowing with a mix of colors when you face him under the painted sky
He kisses you in a way that makes you think clichés are not that bad<3
You get lost in the feeling of his lips until a particularly loud firework makes you flinch🤕
There are dumb smiles plastered in both your faces as you continue watching the show
It's your first time celebrating christmas after moving together!!
You're currently at the supermarket with your hyper boyfriend, walking through the aisle full of decorations
He picked a little of everything, even some ice cream
"Look at this one! It looks like you!"
"Y/N, you said the same about all the reindeer decorations already"
"But look at its eyes🥺"
You insisted on buying matching reindeer headbands
And of course, he would never say no to you!!
After checking off, you guys need to rush back home so that the ice cream won't melt
Once arrived, Heeseung starts working on the tree while you hang lights
Since you have trouble reaching the highest places, you soon switch tasks though🤕
You and Heeseung sing along to your favorite christmas songs<3
The tree is a little small since the apartment is so too
But it’s so pretty!!
You place the letters you and Heeseung made for each other on its branches
"Can you give me a spoiler"
"We agreed to wait until midnight!!"
You help heeseung put a cute reindeer on the front door and the decorations are ready!
After having dinner, you are at the couch sharing chocolate ice cream and watching tv
Because neither of you is eager to go out tonight
It might be because it's the first time, but spending the night like this in the comfort of your shared place feels more comfortable than going out!
You take peeks at the letters the whole time because you saw your boyfriend working so hard on it earlier:((
As soon as the clock hits midnight, you and Heeseung rush to the little tree and pick your respective letters!!
"Please don't laugh at mine:(("
He's so embarrassed🤧
You take him by the hand and go back to the couch
Reading each other's letters in a comforting silence, giggling every now and then
Heeseung’s letter mentions so many tiny details about your relationship, that you start getting emotional
And it seems like you had the same effect on him
When both of you finish with your letters, there are tears forming in your eyes🥲
"I'm so in love with you"
Heeseung leans in for a short kiss, sweetly running his fingers through your hair
And he promises to make all the holidays you spend together better than the last one<3
This is the first year both of your families are celebrating together
He was super confident before when he decided to invite everyone
But now that there are barely a few hours left for the people to arrive, he's nervous as hell👎
He cooked the entire day and still hasn't finished
He put so much effort into finding cold Christmas dishes
You were busy decorating the dining room
And you decided to check on him because it had been way too long since the last time he had complained about how difficult is to take the grapes' seeds off
You entered the kitchen and he was still making the fruit salad for dessert
He was mindlessly cutting some pineapple slices into tiny cubes as he went over his mental to-do list
Too absorbed in his own thoughts to notice how you were slowly approaching him from behind
You surprised him with a back hug<3
But the temperature in the room was so high that both of you felt like boiling just from the contact💀
So, you opted to rest your head on his shoulder
You were watching him do his thing
Until a bowl of fresh strawberries caught your attention
You wanted to eat a well-deserved snack because you had been working on preparations for hours now
But you barely touched the fruit before Jay smacked your hand away🤕
You whined in protest, but he told you to wait until dinner
"Nice, there'll be three moms at the table tonight"
His dramatic ass gasped in disbelief
"You know what? I'll give you one just to prove you wrong!"
You were a little confused by that, but it didn’t matter if it meant that you would finally have a strawberry😋
Jay held a fruit up and gestured for you to open your mouth
You didn't question him, as you were used to him feeding you
He looked at you in the eyes as he ate the strawberry instead of giving it to you🥲
Before you could complain, he was already kissing you, letting you taste the sweet flavor from his lips
"That's all you will get for now, be a good girl and wait for tonight, yeah?"
I always write Jake as a party monster and today is no exception🙏
You guys were going to this party hosted by a club located at the beach
Baby was already hyped long before arriving, singing along to the songs in your shared playlist while driving<3
The first thing that catches his attention after you guys make it to the club, is couples sharing piñas coladas with two straws
And because he's an actual romantic (trust🤞) he wants one too!!
He ends up drinking it himself💀
He got carried away because it was his first time and boy was amazed
One thing leads to another, and he ends up buying almost every drink on the menu (inspired by his wine testing vlog, lol)
A few caipirinhas in and he's already tipsy, dragging you to the dance floor
You can't stop laughing at his sloppy dance moves, but he's having so much fun that you don't give it much thought and dance with him
A slow song starts playing and suddenly he gets so clingy
His cheeks are flushed red because of all the alcohol, but it only makes him look cute as hell
Also, the dazed look in his eyes as he hugs you is so attractive😣 holding your hand and your waist as the song reaches the climax
A part of you wants to pull away because it's literally summer and both of you are a little sweaty from all the dancing
But his arms feel so comfortable around you
He doesn't know if the daiquiri is starting to hit or what
But nothing feels real anymore, except for you in his embrace
He's so lost in the moment that he misses the cheers when the clock hits midnight
So, you take initiative and lean in for a kiss
Jake swears this is the best night of his life
Our ice prince here hates hot weather so much
So, you squish both your brains to plan things to do inside, where the ac is
You come up with the revolutionary idea of making gingerbread houses🙏
He's so excited to bake the cookies, but you persuade him to let you do it
Because Sunghoon can't be trusted when it comes to cooking, and you fear for your safety every time he gets close to the oven
Cookies get done in no time while he was out buying candy to decorate the houses
He almost brought the entire store💀
Your mouth was hanging open as you watched him dragging two gigantic bags full of jellies, chocolates and various other candies
"Is this enough??"
"Are you opening your own store soon or..."
It's finally decorating time‼️
You were so immersed in your own house that you didn't notice how Sunghoon had messed up the structure and was currently building an abstract house
He glares at you when you laugh at him
But gives up and asks for your help anyway🤥
You use meringue as concrete to stick the walls together
He watches with so much fascination as you effortlessly bring the little house to life
You smeared leftover meringue from your finger on the tip of his nose
"Make it look pretty, as if we were moving there to live together"
"I don't know if I wanna live with someone who uses meringue as makeup base"
"Fine, I'll let you get your revenge"
You say and close your eyes, waiting for the sugary substance to paint your nose as well
He's tempted to stick a jelly worm up your nose as revenge
But kisses you instead<3
"Someday we'll celebrate together in a house even prettier than this one, I promise"
Baby was so excited to wear a cute hat🤧
But even if the party was going to be celebrated at night, it was like 40 degrees outside
Being as stubborn as he is, Sunoo decides to use it anyway, to match the Christmas vibe yk
A few minutes after arriving, his brain is already melting like an ice cube under the red cloth
"Sunoo, your forehead is dripping with sweat are you okay??"
"Beauty is pain, Y/N, you wouldn't get it🙄"
You already knew this was coming so you had prepared beforehand two red caps with a white pompom on the top for both of you
He thinks it looks stupid (it does💀)
Rejects it saying something about the cap not complimenting the rest of his outfit
"Your brain can get fried then idc"
You put your cap on and he laughs at you
Somehow finds it cute because it's you💞
Ends up wearing the matching cap, his 💫aesthetic💫 long forgotten
Both of you look ridiculous, but it only takes one look at your big smile for Sunoo to go along with it
Y'all take millions of pictures to laugh at in the future
Some of them are without the hats because he needs some insta-worthy shots (the silly ones are uploaded to his stories though)
When the clock hits midnight, he tries to kiss you
His cap somehow hits yours as he leans closer😭
You guys are a laughing mess as he takes both hats off and finally kisses you<3
"Did a drop of your sweat just fall into my face"
"I'm blessing you with my holy water"
"Please never say that again"
You guys had no actual plans for christmas eve, it was more like a freestyle
Like going shopping and to get some ice-cream
After Riki asked you for the millionth time, you finally accepted his idea to go to the beach
This boy has So Much energy
You guys played in the water for like three hours straight
Splashing each other and later agreeing on a truce that lasted a few minutes before one of you betrayed the other and attacked from the back
But you were getting tired, so you went back to the shore and sat on a towel in the sand
Of course, he took the chance to laugh at you for acting like a grandma
One thing led to another, and you fell asleep
You woke up feeling disoriented, not realizing you had slept for at least half an hour
"Y/N! Stop moving, you're ruining my art!"
The art in question was a mermaid tail that Riki had made over your legs
You ignored his whines and got up to see what he was working on now
"Whatever, I already took pictures... You drooled a lot, by the way"
Your face flushed as your fingers traveled unconsciously to the corner of your mouth, effectively feeling the dried-up saliva
He laughed and you glared at him
"At least I don't snore like you!"
Riki ignored you and showed you his work: a snowman, but like, without the snow
A sandman🙏
You helped him pick pretty rocks and shells for decoration
Riki gives you a particularly big seashell, tinted pink and purple inside and makes you promise to keep it!!
The sand dude is finally finished after some more work
"He looks like Jay"
You snorted at the comment, admiring the final product
You and Riki took turns to take pictures with park sandseong
The sun was already setting, so you had to bid goodbye to your new friend
"Can't we take him home?:("
"Are you going to clean it if my cat decides to use him as a giant sandbox?"
"Nevermind"
After ordering something to eat, you sat on the couch to watch a christmas movie
Of course, Riki choose Home Alone
"We watched this one like seven times already"
"But it's so good!!"
"Seven times in the last month, Riki"
He shows you his puppy eyes and you sigh, signaling him to play the movie
Five minutes in and he's already knocked out on the couch with his head on your shoulder
It was like exhaustion hit him with a delay
You smile fondly at him and run a hand through his hair, turning down the volume
The alarm on your phone goes off, signaling the beginning of christmas
You take a look at the boy beside you and place a loving kiss on his cheek
"Merry christmas, Riki"
He answers with a snore😭
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A/N: Feliz navidad<3 thank u for reading!
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