#HE'S SO STUPID I LOVE HIM

[not-eli]

"boo-ooo Percy wasn't accurate!!!" Percy asked his mother if she fell in love with Jesus. He's so fucking stupid and that's so Percy of him

[s1ushyz]

This fucking guy and his silly late night celebration picture

[escentia]

context:

[thesimpsbasement]

*You and Deuce are both doing homework*

Deuce :*draws a heart on your cheek*

You: what are you doing Deuce?

Deuce :They say to highlight what's most important

You: That's sweet Deuce but now my face is covered in highlighter

Deuce: Sorry :(

[xrosaurax]

Flirting with dad jokes

[helioraesol]

yor: *gets dust in her eye and blinks really hard trying to get it out*

loid, inside his mind: is she mad at me she must be mad at me what have i done im a terrible husband i must fix this i have to make her happy my wife deserves everything

anya: ...

[transjudas]

i just love the way they look at him like “how are you this gullible”

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

Welt's fans:

"we just want him to have fun on Penacony and be able to rest and relax! have a drink, maybe. world knows he needs it."

Welt himself:

[andva-ri]

so -- I've been playing Shadow the Hedgehog 2005 this summer

-- dial up noises --

[taddymason]

I just realized, it's canon that the fucking idiot says his full name even when he's a secret agent

[hologrambam]

happy birthday to the one and only, mr. johnny knoxville <3

[natysmalls]

kai wasn't obsessed with cinder from day one but he was obsessed with the challange of getting her attention from DAY ONE

his world was crumbling down but the fact that a cute girl didn't showed him even a sign of interest kept that boy up at night

[lazyvoyager]

I finally did one of these

[brotheralyosha]

'Stap my vitals, Stilton,' I cried, in uncontrollable astonishment. 'Why the fancy dress?'

He, too, had a question to ask.

'What the hell are you doing here, you bloodstained Wooster?'

I held up a hand. This was no time for side issues.

'Why are you got up like a policeman?'

'I am a policeman.'

'A policeman?'

'Yes.'

'When you say "policeman",' I queried, groping, 'do you mean "policeman"?'

'Yes, blast you. Are you deaf? I'm a policeman.'

I grasped it now. He was a policeman.

- Joy in the Morning, by P.G. Wodehouse

[streamsofstardust]

need that weird boy dick so bad

[raayllum]

Callum snarking / being a smart ass at Finnegrin while actively 1) chained down and 2) just after being tortured... [insert Rayla's "That sounds like a really good and safe idea!" here]