mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
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My friend gave me their old road bike and so I had to draw it next to my mountain bike. They are friends.
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hey. we saw you across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. we’re gonna kill you now
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saw this funny seal picture on twt and it’s literally them :3
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The more I think about it, the more romantic it is that Creature got Lisa Michael's dick. I imagine his thoughts as, "If that's the dick she wants, that's the dick she's gonna get" and then he went and got it for her. It's almost equivalent to coming home with a bouquet of flowers, just longer-lasting and more useful
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As she has finally made her glorious first appearance in our D&D campaign, I can finally share. Meet Charlotte, former enchanted lamp, now an unholy combination of opossum and seagull, and soon-to-be warlock familiar.
Many, many thanks to @spindlewit, who yet again took a bizarre prompt from me and turned it into something absolutely amazing.
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