#HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME

[chaostypebeat]

Been re-watching Hannibal with my mom (her first watch) and the other day she texted me to let me know she finally realized the reason she didn't find Hannibal [Mads Mikkelsen] attractive was cause he reminded her/looked like Elon Musk 😭.

[katkatjie]

My friend wanted to watch squid game season 2, and invited me as well. However I hadn’t seen any of it so we went to season 1

We left off on episode 6(I think? It was the marble and partner one) and through tears and a watery voice I said, “I need to read fix-it fanfics now”

She just burst out laughing, gonna finish the rest of season 1 tomorrow

D:

Got my comfort ice cream now

[carlsangel]

okay guys here’s a little update‼️ i’m talking about episode 4!!! i won’t have explicit spoilers but i am gonna rant about it‼️

it killed me bitch. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK. danai we need to have a chat because THE WRITING????? okay lemme just say i’ve never cried like that at an episode of a tv show before LEMME TELL YOU. OH MY GOD. someone kill me bc i can’t go on like this!

anyway here’s fam :)

[gracie-riddance]

taylor just played happiness

[beroebluejeans]

tragic: my friend who read and liked The Traitor Baru Cormorant has decided she wants to read more books by women this year, putting me in an awful position if I encourage her to read The Monster Baru Cormorant

[viak-kaiv]

My cat, having been spayed a few months ago, now gains more weight

My mom: you know you'll have to put her on a diet soon

Me: gASP ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

[longlivetv]

There is no bigger loss than this one

[cacw]

my beautiful wife her name is leg day

[happyfreeconfusedaandlonely]

HELP I'M STILL AT THE RESTAURANT SITTING IN A CORNER I HAUNT CROSS LEGGED IN THE DIM LIGHT THEY SAY WHAT A SAD SIGHT I SWEAR YOU COULD HEAR A HAIR PIN DROP RIGHT WHEN I FELT THE MOMENT STOP GLASS SHATTERED ON THE WHITE CLOTH EVERYBODY MOVED ON.

I‼️STAYED ‼️THERE‼️

[corvids-corner]

Had an Autism Moment™️ earlier tonight at dinner, in which my mom asked us if the thing she’d cooked was as good as it was at a restaurant we’ve had it at, and I was like “it’s been too long, I can’t really remember what the one at the restaurant was like” and everyone was like “you’re just supposed to say yes and that’s it’s good” and also she compared me to Sheldon bc she’s been watching Young Sheldon 💀

This is a woman who would refuse to even entertain the idea I might be autistic

[pubwegf]

JIST HEARD HAUNTED/EXILE WTAF

[1975tv]

taylor swift played electric touch. TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYED ELECTRIC TOUCH.

[funerals]

woke up with Californication in my head even though I haven't heard that song in a while and I was singing it and told my sister i must've dreamed of the song bc I woke up w it on loop in my head and she goes well maybe our brains are connected bc I was actually thinking of that song last night .....-_-

[thegoodswift]

She sung i can see you aka my fav song of all time.... 😁🔫

@taylorswift im so sad rn 😭💔

[picture-me-in-the-trees]

GOD BLESS GRETA GERWIG

[iamjustbread]

Guess who just got assigned omega by their therapist ✌️