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carli-meows · 11 months
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carli-meows · 1 year
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thomas jefferson gets alexander hamilton banned
from the new york city server run and manned
by george washington, who had the ban hammer dropped
on aaron burr who burnt down madison's bountiful wheat crops
the bastards, orphans, the son's of some whore's
like an enderman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
in the nether realm with destruction like a creeper
no wonder they turned into some no good trollian greifers
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carli-meows · 9 months
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GW: I AM ASKING YoU To PEE..
GW: AND To PEE THE BEST YoU CAN..
GW: I HoPE YOUR AIM IS WELL..
GW: AND THE PISS DoESN'T WET WHERE YoU STAND..
AH: flAccid or HArd...
GW: I KNoW THAT YoU CAN WIN..
AH: flAccid or HArd...
GW: I KNoW A GREAT PISS LIES IN Yo-
AH: SIR, do you wAnt me to do tHe chAllenge pissing witH flAccid or HArd dick?
GW: ..HARD...
AH: Hee, less go~
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