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clown-eating-pig · 5 months

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Have we yet discussed the possibility that the reason that Gerry’s hair color isn’t mentioned in tmagp is not because he has a good dye job now, nor because he does not have one at all, but because Happy Gerard Keay is actually just Bald As Hell?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #gerard keay #gerry keay #I had an alternate theory in my drafts about Gerry’s hair #but come to think of it I think it would be much funnier if gerry just went super bald from living with gertrude #I also suppose he could be bald bc he underwent and survived cancer treatment #but that did not occur to me until literally just now #actually now I’m treating this as a legitimate theory #Happy!Gerard is bald bc he is alive #I’m so smart god bless

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