#Honest Lawyer

[cinephilesadeqi]

Movie analysis and Review: "Liar Liar" (1997)

Synopsis:“Liar Liar” revolves around conniving attorney Fletcher Reede (Jim Carrey), who excels in the courtroom but finds his personal relationships in shambles due to his dishonesty and workaholic tendencies. His wife, Audrey (Maura Tierney), has left him for a more reliable man, and his son, Max (Justin Cooper), wishes for his dad to stop lying for 24 hours. A magical twist makes Fletcher…

[theredcuyo]

My philosophy teacher asked what we do in our free time

I said play videogames, he asked if You could get into philosophical thought on that i said yes

He asked how, i brought up some stuff about persona, Akechi and Akira's thesis and antithesis, the reality (Like the ideal of Plato), accepting your true self as per p4 and the concept of death and memories from p3

He said we'll have a chat about more of that later, because he wants to know how much of it you get on your free will and how much the game tells you

This just to say how you definitely write a philosophical essay on the homosexual tension between Akira and Akechi alone and that's beutiful

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

uh peter, u doing okay buddy ??

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i am like one encouraging reply away from writing a crackfic where all the avatars go to a karaoke bar and each eyevatar gives a shockingly different yet cunt-serving performance.

[marsconer]

i never understood the hatred people have for criston cole. all his actions make perfect sense. like condemn them all you want, i do too but it doesn’t warrant the hatred. i’m a show only, so im not talking about book!criston. but rhaenyra used her position and his admiration for her to “get some”, ( which i understand since she was just abandoned in a pleasure house by her uncle who is grooming her and probably feeling bad about it but still, i don’t think she even understands that he cannot fully consent ) so when she says it’s not that serious to him, he was probably already feeling guilty ( shouldn’t have murdered joffrey, i admit ) but like he says it himself that white cloak is the only thing he has to his name and princess privilege rhaenyra doesn’t understand how there’s something more important than her to someone. because the greatest privilege in the world fell on her the minute she was born and she doesn’t understand that he could suffer serious consequences and at most she would get a slap on the wrist. in that scene he’s not just asking for her to run away with him, he’s grasping at straws to avoid feeling violated and used. he looks desperate, he’s talking nonsense. his fucked up view of women is just part of living in an extremely patriarchal society.

[strawby-fields]

Boo! Testimone di gangster Tiziano :]

Because erm. Doodles are fun and I’ve been on an outfit kick

[backmygirlhood]

watching rizzoli & isles and it's insane to me how much homoerotic tension there is when an episode has another female detective/lawyer/agent etc

[thatguylainey]

So i have a three year old Aarakocra named Kiwimiko and she recently got arrested…. So here’s her crimes!

Miko's charges:

Treason

Destruction of Property

Treason against an official government body

destruction of imperial property

threatening the emperor

conspiracy of insurrection

Grand Larceny

Vigilantism

departure of custody

resisting arrest

evading arrest

terrorism

murder

coercion

Manslaughter

Psychological warfare

Aggravated assault

Psionic Warfare

Impairment of senses

Bribery

Contempt of court

Theft

Disturbing the peace

Disorderly conduct

Embezzlement

Homicide

Obstruction of justice

Attempted Regicide

Irregular Migration

Robbery

Vandalism

Parole Violation

Use of unethical magic

Assault against nobility

Blasphemy

Political violence

Littering

Participation in Combat groups

Combat violence

damage of property

Excessive noise

Use of mind controlling magic

Unregulated hunter research

Possession of unregulated magic items

Blasphemy against the emperor

Harboring a fugitive

Arms dealing

Hostage holding

War crimes

Unofficial declaration of war against state bodies

Declaration of war as an unsovereign state

Assassination attempts

Corruption

Breaking and entering

Impairment of Political discussion and treaties

Impersonation of a noble

Stolen Valor

Leveraging of a military position

Unlawful arrest

Defamation of militaristic honor

Falsification of documents

Forgery

Squatting

Invasion of Privacy

Evading Exile

Attempted Usurpation

High treason

Abuse of power

Abuse of Nobility

Jailbreaking

Inciting a prison riot

Conspiracy

Illegal Entry

Crimes against the States

Airspace violations

I would say this is an achievement

[unamusedyams]

saw this on twt yesterday

everything reminds me of them....

[dustysofa]

hello kitty mcgill

[thelaughingmerman]

I love Hinky of Palleteville. When you first confront him at his home he's like im not speaking without my lawyer!! and then later he's like oh lol we don't even have court Woodrow just makes us say we're very very sorry.

[discordkittenterumi]

guy who is evil x girl who is eviler

[fazcinatingblog]

I introduced the new guy (who's been with us since August) to the fresh new guys and said "this is the bookkeeper" and later on, the new guy was like "I was hired as an accountant and you introduced me as a bookkeeper" like???? Is he annoyed???? Joking????? Toughen up, sweetheart (that's what Colleen would say)

[popsicle-stick]

I had spent the day wearily over books, and, simply to keep my mind occupied, went over some of the matters I had been examining at Lincoln’s Inn.

something that's always passed me by on previous reads, but why is jonathan taking his exam at lincoln's inn as if he were a barrister?? girl??

[overbearingstruggles]

Unfortunately this quote is hilarious