JOSH AND DONNA WEDDING HEADCANONS!!
first of all, josh wakes up, or more likely, is already awake late at night, and calls sam
“i’m gonna do it, sam”
“like now?”
“what’s the likelihood she’ll say yes?”
“at this hour, not likely.”
josh then decides to call toby directly after and is met with a lovely string of sleepy curses about how it is the middle of the night and there was no reason to call him at this “ungodly hour”
he softens when he realizes why josh called so late and that there is a reason
josh acts incredibly weird around donna for the next two weeks
one minute he’s tense with her, the next he’s as clingy as a koala bear
he asks her weird and vague questions—by proxy
he gets cj to subtly mention engagements and marriage subtly to see what donna would like
“my cousin, tracy, she just got engaged.”
“oh really?”
“yeah he asked her in central park.”
“i wouldn’t like that, being around all those strangers. but i guess if you’re in front of friends and family, it wouldn’t be too bad”
*cue cj secretly taking notes*
sam is his test dummy, as in he uses sam to practice proposing to donna
“wow you’re really bad at this”
“i’ve never done this before, sam”
“i have and i can tell you right now you have it all wrong”
sam was actually pretty reluctant but once he found out he was gonna be josh’s best man, he warmed up
josh recruits sam and toby to write a speech of some sorts
he gets so stressed about it, toby slaps him and tells him to pull what little shit he has left together
since we all agree that jed is basically like josh’s second dad, josh goes to bartlet right before he does it
little sidenote: abbey knows because cj let it slip that josh was proposing and because i believe mrs bartlet is the number one josh and donna shipper, she insists the that she’s in on it
abbey throws a dinner party in manchester that is really a disguise for donna’s proposal
donna can’t help but feel like everyone is staring at her
everyone is here: jed, abbey, toby, cj, sam, ginger, bonnie, charlie, ellie, and zoey
after dinner, abbey invites everyone into the parlor for some “celebratory”champagne
in true donna fashion, she asks what their celebrating
everyone directs their eyes to josh because well it’s his fucking turn to speak and he hasn’t said a damn word all night
josh gives his little spiel about his and donna’s relationship (with donna’s little quips in between) until he finally asks her
donna doesn’t say anything at first
then she takes the ring out of his hand, studies it, then puts it back in his hand
he thinks that it means no and so does everyone else (abbey’s silently cursing) and his eyes even start to well up despite him not wanting them to
“well, are you just gonna look at or am i gonna be the future mrs. josh lyman?”
the look on josh’s face was a mix of relief, love, and happiness—to donna, it was priceless
they kiss of course
abbey is the first to see donna’s ring
which, of course, looks like this:
josh loves saying “my fiancée”
donna secretly (not so secretly) also loves saying “my fiancé”
SUMMER WEDDING (specifically the middle of august)
abbey insists they hold the wedding at the bartlet farm and while josh initially declines, abbey sits him and down and tells him they’re gonna get married under this roof or “so help me god”
SIDENOTE: this is really me letting my inner wedding planner (and chronic self-projector) out of me so prepare yourself
PEONIES & GARDENIAS (gardenias are my favorite flower)
donna was one of those who dreamed of a white wedding but it clearly didn’t go to plan
SHE’S the one calming down josh because he absolutely is going berserk and is panicking
abbey becomes donna’s right-hand woman, going dress shopping with her and giving her advice as a former bride and current wife
donna is superstitious—she goes by the now famous rhyme something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
her something old is a pearl necklace from her mom
her something new is a little belt that goes around the waist of her dress
something borrowed is a pink ribbon her childhood best friend tied around her wedding bouquet
the something blue are these little blue earring studs josh got for her before they were engaged
abbey helps donna pick out her dress along with cj, ginger, her mother, and bonnie
she eventually picks this dress:
AFTERNOON WEDDING
(i actually used this game to design the dress that i felt suited donna—go to azaleasdolls.com and go to exclusive games, scroll a little, and there should be that wedding game)
to be frank, i do not know what the respective bachelor and bachelorette parties would be like, but i know i would prefer to be at the bachelorette party
donna starts crying right before she has to walk down the aisle but manages to pull herself together before walking out
sidenote: jed would gladly walk donna down the aisle if her father could somehow not make it (thats just a cute one bc donna and jed friendship is totally underrated)
i’m telling you right now, this is one of the only times josh lyman has cried in front of people
he sees her walking to him and he just mentally kicks himself because he didn’t see what was so perfectly clear for everyone else
god he loves her
when donna gets next to him, she whispers “stop blubbering or you’re gonna make me ruin my makeup”
the wedding vows are unbelievably so josh and donna-esque
even sam starts crying a little bit
charlie likes to bring it up but sam denies it ever happened
“my allergies just happened to be very inflamed that day and i had spring fever”
“sam it was the dead of summer”
RECEPTION TIMEEEEE
sam’s best man speech is a little drunk but who cares it’s funny and josh and donna watch back the tape in their free time after they first get married
they have a fairly decent sized wedding
guests consist of family, friends, former and current staffers
when they cut the cake, donna 100% smashed a piece in josh’s face
it was a vanilla, three-tier cake and it was gorgeous
in response, he gently dotted her nose with frosting before absolutely demolishing a piece on her face
their first dance is to just the way you are by billy joel bc i really like that song and i’m self projecting again
josh LOVES saying “my wife”
it is “my wife this” and “my wife that”
and donna wonders why she married the dork
she takes his last name but also keeps her so she becomes Donna Moss-Lyman
she does typically go by mrs. lyman when being addressed though (she thinks it has a nice ring to it)
THEY HONEYMOONED IN ITALY—i’m talking the amalfi coast (i’m only saying that because i just happen to be a huge harry styles fan and that’s where the golden mv was filmed and we’re getting sidetracked so that was just a little tidbit)
they went to rome and to that statue thing audrey hepburn and gregory peck put their hands into in Roman Holiday
y’know this one:
in conclusion, the wedding was very beautiful and josh and donna really got the wedding of their dreams
also sidenote just because: josh and donna have three lovely children, two girls and one boy
also this post is dedicated to @stars-on-the-cuffs-of-her-jeans and @meanderingstream who inspired me to write this!
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scandalous icon: gregory peck - an analysis
“If you have to tell them who you are, you aren't anybody.” - Gregory Peck
One of the very few stars, past or present, that I like and respect as a person as well as an artist, he’s hands down, one of my favourite men to cover. Tall, elegant, dignified – three words that for me quite nicely describe Gregory Peck. Despite a talent for playing against type, evident in his role as ladies man Lewt McCanles in the Western Duel in the Sun (1946), Peck was always most popular when he played good guys, characters, like his most famous role as Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird, oozing warmth and integrity. Gentlemen. Charming and playful in William Wyler’s romantic comedy Roman Holiday (1953) Peck plays Joe Bradley, the reporter Audrey Hepburn’s ‘off-duty’ princess falls in love with. But even more enchanting than the Vespa rides around the eternal city is information that Peck encouraged Wyler to give Hepburn equal billing, despite a contract that gave him solo star billing. This might not sound like that big a deal today, but back then, this was unheard of. I think it says a lot about Peck’s character – kind, generous, absent of ego – a character that regularly blurred with his screen persona.
Gregory Peck, according to astrotheme, was an Aries sun and Taurus moon. His parents divorced when he was five years old. An only child, he was sent to live with his grandmother. He never felt he had a stable childhood. His fondest memories were of his grandmother taking him to the movies every week and of his dog, which followed him everywhere. He studied pre-med at UC-Berkeley and, while there, got bitten by the acting bug and decided to change the focus of his studies. All in all, an imperfect, yet moderately wholesome background. Later, when he got into movies, he was working on a film in which he and a couple of his co-stars had a swimming scene; one of his co-stars had trouble making it to shore. Fully clothed, he leapt into the water, swam out to the struggling actor and pulled him to safety. The film’s publicist wanted to issue a press release highlighting the rescue mission, but Peck insisted that the incident be kept quiet. So, he was quite a well-liked individual. But even someone as upstanding as he was not without scandal; on the set of the film Spellbound, Ingrid Bergman and Gregory Peck were both married to others at the time of production — Bergman to Petter Aron Lindström and Peck to Greta Kukkonen— but they had a brief affair during filming. Their secret relationship became public knowledge when Peck confessed to Brad Darrach of People magazine in an interview in 1987, five years after Bergman's death: "All I can say is that I had a real love for her (Bergman), and I think that’s where I ought to stop...I was young. She was young. We were involved for weeks in close and intense work." Yeah. Nevertheless, he remains one of the greats of American cinema and a decent human being who championed many causes.
Next week, I’ll be focusing on a tragic Cancer named Susan whose death was as sensational as it was horrid: B-movie actress Susan Cabot.
Stats
birthdate: April 5, 1916
major planets:
Sun: Aries
Moon: Taurus
Rising: Gemini
Mercury: Aries
Venus: Gemini
Mars: Leo
Midheaven: Aquarius
Jupiter: Aries
Saturn: Cancer
Uranus: Aquarius
Neptune: Cancer
Pluto: Cancer
Overall personality snapshot: He had a flair for living. He knew how to enjoy himself, how to get others to enjoy themselves, and how to get the things he wanted done, done. But was he a six-shooting enforcer or a softly-softly, sweet-talking charmer? Was he a slow and steady conservative or an impatient radical? Was he a sensualist or a romantic? Should he believe his mind as it leaped to intuitive truths or should he follow his instincts and not believe anything he couldn’t see and touch, count and measure? He was torn between the eager need to make his mark upon the world immediately as Mr. Action, and his instinct for the slower but surer comforts of the inside track and doing leisurely business over a long drink. He could equally be divided between art and science, between his need for personal self-expression and economic security. He was equally divided between his instinct to mother and support others and his conviction that people must do their own thing and make their own mistakes. When these tough and tender aspects of him came together they can produce a formidable drive, energy, endurance and determination and an irresistible charm, charisma, creative drive and, let’s be frank, sex appeal. Sex and sensuality were very much at the roots of that natural, bright-eyed magnetism he gave off when he was firing on all cylinders.
This dynamic combination of energies with its easy-going toughness enabled him to bring a freshness and hang-loose zest to whatever he did, be it in the arts, the sciences, business, sport or leisure. Whilst he could be judicious in smoothing down ruffled feathers, he hated hypocrisy and was never afraid to speak out with a dry, pointed wit to name names, or to fight hard for what he believed to be rightfully his. Many will be those who wish they had his healthy dose of self-respect, and equally many will be those who wish he had a stronger dose of tolerance and sensitivity. Such wishes will be tinged with both envy and truth, for his was a personality which was impressively confident, strongly influential, and blatantly determined to get what he wanted. This, together with his sheer enjoyment of the material world, gave him a natural flair for financial and business matters where his mailed-fist-in-velvet-glove approach can produce powerful results. He had a natural understanding of money and property which, combined with a competitive instinct made him a natural entrepreneur, a ready player of the stock market and a merchant adventurer. But whilst he had an instinct to build up his wealth, he was likely to find that his hedonism and generosity could spend it even faster. For all his firm grasp of material matters, his intuitive vision of the larger realities made him suspicious of out-and-out materialism. This meant that, whatever he may be or do, there was always a space in his life where, despite himself, an element of enchantment and the sheer dynamic mystery of life expresses itself.
He had the most youthful-looking of the zodiac with veritable Peter Pan looks. He had neat, sharp facial features and a wiry frame. He was lithe and agile with slender hands. He was quick-witted, decisive and competitive. He liked to make an impression, and be seen as making an impression. His enthusiasm for something that interested him was astounding. He could be quite impatient and unrealistic, especially when he faced opposition and obstacles. He was also self-willed and confident. In arguments, he could be quite combative, believing that he was right. He tended to have a hot temper that needed a firm hand. Sometimes he could be a little thoughtless and quarrelsome. He and honesty went hand in hand. He needed to be able to show his originality and independence in any job for complete satisfaction. His work should also satisfy his scientific bent and humanitarian leanings. He needed scope for his inventiveness, because he was able to bring a fresh view to any job. Ideally, his work should permit him to express the idealistic side to his character and allow him to help as many people as possible. He had boundless enthusiasm and big ideas coupled with high expectations of succeeding. He strove for the best or the most, and had little patience for those around him who lacked drive or ambition. He was also self-sufficient and broad-minded. He projected an aura of honesty and integrity, which inspired others to trust him, but he needed to exercise a little more prudence, especially when voicing his opinions. His genuine pioneering spirit, positive outlook and large-scale personal ambitions led him right to the top. He felt a overruling desire for security, both materially and emotionally. Although he could appear reserved, he was emotional and sensitive. Sometimes he may have been prone to periods of melancholia and pessimism. He was very shrewd and tenacious in business. His ambition and ability to see a job through to the end brought him much success in business. He found it difficult to launch himself in the outside world unless he had the support of your family, his partner or someone he could trust
He belonged to a generation in which humanitarian ideals became extremely important, as well as the belief in absolute freedom for every individual. As a members of this generation, he came up with radical new ideas which he stubbornly followed. Knowledge was acknowledged as bringing freedom. As a member of this generation, he felt deep spiritual convictions, although he may not have seen himself as religious in the traditional sense of the word. He was part of an emotionally sensitive generation that was extremely conscious of the domestic environment and the atmosphere surrounding their home place and home country. In fact, he could be quite nostalgic about his homeland, religion and traditions, often seeing them in a romantic light. He felt a degree of escapism from everyday reality, and was very sensitive to the moods of those around him. Gregory Peck embodied all of these Cancer Neptunian ideals. Changes were also experienced in the relationships between parents and children, with the ties becoming looser. Was part of a generation known for its devastating social upheavals concerning home and family. The whole general pattern of family life experiences enormous changes and upheavals; as a Cancer Plutonian, this aspect is highlighted with Peck losing his oldest son to suicide.
Love/sex life: His attitude toward sex was uncomplicated, playful and far less serious than the typical Mars in Leo lover. He was an inventive lover with an exuberant spirit of discovery and an appreciation for surprises and novelty. Of course, his partners will quickly realize that his frolicsome nature couldn’t be taken for granted. He still had to be the boss of every sexual situation even though the ways in which he asserted this authority were typically quite unobtrusive and even sly. His approach to sex is essentially cerebral. It was ideas, not sensations or emotions, which made sex exciting for him. What he thought about his partner was always more crucial than what he felt. This was quite all right as long as his ideas were fresh and lively. But when his thinking became stale and exhausted so did his sexuality. Without new ideas to inspire his desire, he could simply lose interest in sex.
minor asteroids and points:
North Node: Aquarius
Lilith: Cancer
Vertex: Scorpio
Fortune: Cancer
East Point: Taurus
His North Node in Aquarius dictated that he needed to try not to let himself fall in the trap of overemphasizing his own importance. He needed to be able to share with others more readily and to be prepared to see issues from their perspective. His Lilith in Cancer ensured that he was dangerously attracted to women that were too sensitive and resorted to nasty emotional manipulation, games, and pulled all sorts of shit to reclaim the power they felt they lost. In this case, it was escape through drugs. His Vertex in Scorpio, 6th house dictated that he had a desire or continual need for feeling irresistible and irreplaceable on all levels of intimacy, whether spiritual, intellectual, emotional, or physical. From the fires of hell to the heights of heaven, the further and deeper the range of interaction he could experience with another the more fulfilling. He had an attitude of duty, obligation and sacrifice when it came to heartfelt interactions. The negative side was the tendency to become hypochondriacal or martyristic to get the love he so desperately wanted. There was a need for others to appreciate the sincerity of his intentions, to the daily tasks he executed in a conscientious and caring way and for others to know that his actions, no matter how routine they may seem, were based on devoted love. His Part of Fortune in Cancer and Part of Spirit in Capricorn dictated that dictated that his destiny would bring money into his life. Happiness and good fortune lay within his home and family, which provided emotional and financial security. His soul’s purpose was to create practical and long-lasting achievements. He felt spiritual connections and saw the spark of the divine when he observed his progress through life and saw it take a form and structure that will outlive him. East Point in Taurus dictated that he was more likely to identify with the need for pleasure (including the potential of liking ourselves) and comfort.
elemental dominance:
air
fire
He was communicative, quick and mentally agile, and he liked to stir things up. He was likely a havoc-seeker on some level. He was oriented more toward thinking than feeling. He carried information and the seeds of ideas. Out of balance, he lived in her head and could be insensitive to the feelings of others. But at his best, he helped others form connections in all spheres of their daily lives. He was dynamic and passionate, with strong leadership ability. He generated enormous warmth and vibrancy. He was exciting to be around, because he was genuinely enthusiastic and usually friendly. However, he could either be harnessed into helpful energy or flame up and cause destruction. Ultimately, he chose the latter. Confident and opinionated, he was fond of declarative statements such as “I will do this” or “It’s this way.” When out of control—usually because he was bored, or hadn’t been acknowledged—he was bossy, demanding, and even tyrannical. But at his best, his confidence and vision inspired others to conquer new territory in the world, in society, and in themselves.
modality dominance:
fixed
He liked the challenge of managing existing routines with ever more efficiency, rather than starting new enterprises or finding new ways of doing things. He likely had trouble delegating duties and had a very hard time seeing other points of view; he tried to implement the human need to create stability and order in the wake of change.
house dominants:
11th
12th
3rd
Globally aware, he put emphasis on his friends and acquaintances, as well as the influence of groups and societies on his life. His general hopes and aspirations revealed themselves, as well as how well he functioned as part of a system. This extended to how he manifested his creativity against the background of the community. He had great interest in the unconscious, and indulged in a lot of hidden and secret affairs. His life was defined by seclusion and escapism. He had a certain mysticism and hidden sensitivity, as well as an intense need for privacy. Short journeys, traveling within his own country were themes throughout his life; his immediate environment, and relationships with his siblings, neighbours and friends were of importance. The way his mental processes operated, as well as the manner and style in which he communicated was emphasized in his life. As such, much was revealed about his schooling and childhood and adolescence.
planet dominants:
Uranus
Venus
Mars
He was unique and protected his individuality. He had disruptions appear in his life that brought unpleasant and unexpected surprises and he immersed himself in areas of his life in which these disruptions occurred. Change galvanized him. He was inventive, creative, and original. He was romantic, attractive and valued beauty, had an artistic instinct, and was sociable. He had an easy ability to create close personal relationships, for better or worse, and to form business partnerships. He believed and practiced dynamic expression. He was aggressive, individualistic and had a high sexual drive. He believed in action and took action. His survival instinct was strong. He wanted to take himself to the limit—and then surpass that limit, which he often did. He ultimately refused to compromise his integrity by following another’s agenda. He likely didn’t compare himself to other people and didn’t want to dominate or be dominated. He simply wanted to be free to follow his own path, whatever it was.
sign dominants:
Aries
Gemini
Aquarius
He was a physically oriented individual who took pride in his body. He was bold, courageous, and resourceful. He always seemed to know what he believed, what he wanted from life, and where he was going. He could be dynamic and aggressive (sometimes, to a fault) in pursuing his goals—whatever they might be. Could be argumentative, lacked tact, and had a bad temper. On the other hand, his anger rarely lasted long, and he could be warm and loving with those she cared about. He ventured out to see what else was there and seized upon new ideas that expanded his community. His innate curiosity kept him on the move. He used his rational, intellectual mind to explore and understand his personal world. He needed to answer the single burning question in his mind: why? This applied to most facets of his life, from the personal to the impersonal. This need to know sent him off to foreign countries, where his need to explore other cultures and traditions ranked high. He was changeable and often moody. This meant that he was often at odds with himself—the mind demanding one thing, the heart demanding the opposite. To someone else, this internal conflict often manifested as two very different people. He was an original thinker, often eccentric, who prized individuality and freedom above all else. His compassion, while genuine, rose from the intellect rather than the heart. He was hard to figure out because he was so often a paradox. He was patient but impatient; a nonconformist who conformed when it suited him; rebellious but peace-loving; stubborn and yet compliant when he wanted to be. He chafed at the restrictions placed upon him by society and sought to follow his own path.
Read more about him under the cut.
Born Eldred Gregory Peck on April 5, 1916, in La Jolla, California, to Bernice Mary (Ayres) and Gregory Pearl Peck, a chemist and druggist in San Diego. He had Irish (from his paternal grandmother), English, and some German, ancestry. His parents divorced when he was five years old. He studied pre-med at UC-Berkeley and, while there, got bitten by the acting bug and decided to change the focus of his studies. Peck graduated from the University of California at Berkeley in 1939. He subsequently moved to New York and got a series of odd jobs while performing in summer-stock theater productions. In 1942, he made his Broadway debut in “The Morning Star” in 1942; the show (and two others in which he appeared soon after) flopped, but Peck earned positive reviews for his performances. In 1944, he landed his first big-screen role, playing a Russian guerrilla in Days of Glory (1944). The Keys of the Kingdom (1944), only his second film, propelled Peck to stardom and garnered him an Oscar nod for Best Actor.
Exempt from military service in World War II due to a spinal injury, Peck was in high demand as a wartime leading man in Hollywood. He famously turned down a contract with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer–despite the tearful entreaties of the studio’s powerful head, Louis B. Mayer–and maintained non-exclusive contracts with four different studios. In October 1942, Peck married Finnish-born Greta Kukkonen (1911–2008), with whom he had three sons, Jonathan (1944–1975), Stephen (b. 1946), and Carey Paul (b. 1949). As a result, he had an uncommon string of successes in the latter half of the 1940s, including a starring turn opposite Ingrid Bergman in Alfred Hitchcock’s thriller Spellbound (1945) and Oscar-nominated performances in 1947’s Gentleman’s Agreement (as a journalist who poses as a Jew in order to expose anti-Semitism) and The Yearling. He went against the grain to play a villain in Duel in the Sun (1946), but the big-budget Western was a box-office failure. He earned yet another Best Actor Oscar nomination for his role as a World War II general in 1949’s Twelve O’Clock High. Meanwhile, he and his first wife were divorced on December 31, 1955.
On New Year's Day in 1956, the day after his divorce was finalized, Peck married Veronique Passani (to whom he remained married until his death), a Paris news reporter who had interviewed him in 1952 before he went to Italy to film Roman Holiday. He asked her to lunch six months later and they became inseparable. They had a son, Anthony (b.1956), and a daughter, Cecilia (b. 1958). In the 1950s and early 1960s, Peck remained one of Hollywood’s busiest leading men, starring in films such as The Gunfighter (1950), Roman Holiday (1951), David and Bathsheba (1951), The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952), The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit (1956), Moby Dick (1956), On the Beach (1959) and The Guns of Navarone (1961). He finally took home the Academy Award for Best Actor for To Kill a Mockingbird, in which he played Atticus Finch, a lawyer defending a black man accused of raping a white woman in the racist South. At the time, the civil rights movement was beginning to earn national attention, and Peck’s portrayal of Finch became legendary for its understated courage and moral strength.
Peck’s long film career stretched into the next three decades, as he starred in the military drama MacArthur (1977); The Boys From Brazil (1978), in which he played the infamous Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele; the poorly reviewed Old Gringo (1989); and the Danny DeVito comedy Other People’s Money (1991). Also in 1991, Peck had a cameo role in Cape Fear, Martin Scorsese’s remake of the 1962 film in which he had played the starring role. In addition to his prolific acting career, Peck was extremely active in Hollywood’s industry and charitable causes. A longtime governor of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, he served as its president from 1967 to 1970. He was also a founding chairman of the American Film Institute (AFI). In 1967, Peck received the Academy's Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award. He was also been awarded the US Presidential Medal of Freedom. Always politically progressive, he was active in such causes as anti-war protests, workers' rights and civil rights. In 2003, his Peck's portrayal of Atticus Finch was named the greatest film hero of the past 100 years by the American Film Institute. Gregory Peck died at age 87 on June 12, 2003 in Los Angeles, California.
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All About Eve 28.3/30
Robin: before we begin, has anyone seen this before? Any strong feelings about it?
Liz: no and no. but it has Marilyn Monroe and I love her
Robin: Until yesterday, the only thing I was aware of was the title; I'm very excited to discover it's a black and white film featuring such great actresses, I'm literally bouncing in excitement at some of these names
Nick Blake: Monroe!
Liz: 3
Robin: 2
Liz: 1
Robin: go!
Nick Blake: ACTIVATE
Liz: Bette Davis!
Robin: When i gave this a test watch yesterday, I got all excited thinking it was going to be a silent movie
Nick Blake: that was a very convincing Robot Wars impression btw
Liz: (no it wasn't)
Robin: before I realised actually my sound was off
Nick Blake: any movie's a silent movie if the sound's off
Robin: BETTE DAVIS YES I am screaming i delight
Nick Blake: My Dinner With Andre, for example
Robin: I know! We could do it silent, just for a laugh
Robin: follow the progression of cinema
Nick Blake: the writer sounds familiar, I may have seen his other stuff
Robin: HOW DARE THEY QUESTION THE PULITZER
Robin: Oh wow, the comedy in this is phenomenal already - "being an actor... it is not important you hear what he says."
Liz: "Award for Distinguished Achievement"
Liz: I like
Nick Blake: these are clearly some Men of Achievement
Robin: "Minor awards are such as for writer and director" YES, THE WRITING IN THIS FILM IS DEFINITELY GOOD
Nick Blake: this man is essential to the theatre. he must be stopped at once!
Robin: "I am critic and commentator. I am essential to the teatre." THE SHADE BEING THROWN ALL OVER
Liz: I would like to take a moment to appreciate Joseph L. Mankiewicz. I already love this film
Nick Blake: good ol' Mankie
Liz: Joe Mankie
Robin: Mankie my bro
Nick Blake: I appreciate Mankie's wits
Nick Blake: who'd a thunk it, an actor quoting Hamlet
Robin: Every second of this, of the narration and of every tiny gesture they do while on screen, is so phenomenal, they've put so much thought into it
Robin: This film already deserves Best Picture
Liz: I think this project may already be over. Best Picture Ever
Nick Blake: coming out of the gate strong like a horse made of celluloid
Nick Blake: it shall never be turned into glue
Robin: like a flammable horse made of celluloid
Liz: all horses are flammable
Nick Blake: all horses are flammable. That's their beauty and their tragedy
Robin: true true
Robin: wow, A+ hivemind you guys!!
Robin: And now, Citizen Kane herself...
Liz: this is why we're getting married
Nick Blake: there are other reasons, but those are secondary
Robin: <3 <3 <3
Robin: It's mainly for the horses
Robin: FREEZEFRAME
Robin: honestly, why did we develop cinema past this point?? It's already the best
Nick Blake: record scratch
Liz: "you're probably wondering how she got here"
Robin: man, I need to watch more black and white pictures
Nick Blake: there are some quality B/W pictures to come. for instance, The Apartment (1960) which is just A++++
Nick Blake: multiple narrators? by golly, this complicates the narrative
Robin: "Where was she? I found myself looking for a girl I'd never spoken to..." GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Liz: this is apparently Monroe's breakthrough role so I am PUMPED
Robin: "I've seen you so often, it took every bit of courage I could raise..." GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Robin: Is Monroe Margot Channing? I'm bad at recognising ppl in different roles
Nick Blake: it feels odd to me to see Monroe's breakthrough. She's so emblematic of celebrity that it seems bizarre that there was a point she wasn't famous
Liz: Miss Caswell, a minor character who has not appeared yet
Robin: Wow, so Eve has been famous for less than a year?
Robin: Harp box in the corner like a coffin
Nick Blake: "write me one about a nice, normal woman who just shoots her husband" yes, good
Liz: 10/10 would watch
Robin: I have good news for you about the musical 'Chicago'
Liz: shoots the lover, abandons the husband
Nick Blake: Chekhov's Nice Normal Woman. If she's in the play in act 1, she'd better shoot her husband in act 3
Robin: "They're never indoors long enough" Kids these days, playing outside
Nick Blake: Like and share if you remember kids confined to the salon to practice pianoforte like a good boy
Robin: "My good friend and companion" is this Actually Gay? I feel so many good vibes
Liz: all old films are gay, it is a Fact
Robin: I'm surprised to find it post-30s, I guess
Nick Blake: If I may quote Sunset Boulevard "It was gay, alright, but it was about to get REALLY FUCKIN GAY"
Nick Blake: I think I paraphrase, but still
Robin: San Francisco, yes, okay, confirmed
Robin: The way the babble overlapped just then, and then Eve being interrupted, and then dead silence... wow. That's incredible writing
Liz: I'm enjoying the classic breathy-yet-stilted exposition
Liz: lean forward at the end of every sentence to emphasise the banality
Robin: Mmm yeah, makes it old-timey even for the time. Turns this into a proper fairytale about the magic of the stage for baby Eve
Nick Blake: One night, Margo Channing came to play and then BAM gay thoughts
Liz: "there were theatres is San Francisco" WHAAAAAA?
Robin: I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to turn this into me repeating GAY over and over, but:
- offscreen husband
- she goes to SF to meet him
- husband fridged
- instead she found the woman of her dreams who brought light back into her life
Robin: BIRDIE IS A BUTCH LESBIAN, AS ALL VAUDEVILLIANS ARE
Nick Blake: I'm sorry if I upset you, it's just how dang butch I am
Robin: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Liz: "what are you two, lovers?" probably
Nick Blake: "I love a psychotic" - superwholock blogger confirmed
Robin: "What are you two, lovers?" "Only in some ways." THIS MOVIE DELIVERS
Nick Blake: Only in the homosexual fashion
Nick Blake: There are probably other themes. theatre, possibly?
Liz: the theme is Eve, obviously
Liz: look at the title
Nick Blake: I thought it was All About Eaves, the Samwise Gamgee story
Robin: I really do like the Citizen Kane aspect, it looks like it really is going to be vignettes from different people about her maybe
Liz: you say Citizen Kane, I say that one scene from Mean Girls
Liz: "one time, Eve punched me in the face"
Nick Blake: Donald Duck, Ibsen and the Lone Ranger... we didn't start the fire
Robin: Loving this scene about theatre being flea circuses and cartoons too; NB, your 'non-gay theme' could be about 'what is theatre'
Robin: is it writers or is it the essential critic. broadway or television.
Robin: Her one earring is in the gay ear #confirmed
Liz: Bette Davis cannot throw, apparently
Robin: Wait, the straight ear. Oops. I take it back.
Liz: "throw that letter away" drops it but behind her head
Nick Blake: it's half about art, half about complete fascination with an individual; the impersonal and the deeply personal
Nick Blake: "Everybody can't be Gregory Peck" the attitude of a QUITTER
Robin: I like the Gregory Peck reference - I love that he's real in this fictional universe
Liz: Gregory Peck is the universal constant
Nick Blake: so Roman Holiday exists in this universe. It's a good universe.
Robin: Eve, averting her eyes from this outrageous display of heterosexuality
Robin: Wow, they're already moving in together
Nick Blake: "THE HONEYMOON WAS ON"
Robin: Hello, and welcome to our new blog 'Every Film Is Gay'
Nick Blake: If it weren't for the Hays Code, who knows how this film could have been? It's really inviting this reading in a way I wasn't expecting.
Liz: BURN THE HAYS CODE
Robin: You are going to be so happy when we reach Wings in ten years
Nick Blake: black and white is the warmest colour
Liz: quality brisk undressing there
Liz: oh no...THE UNIONS
Nick Blake: gosh darn them unions
Robin: Wardrobe mistress...
Robin: unions...
Nick Blake: a beat poem by robin
Robin: aaaw, Eve...
Nick Blake: oh no, calling a man
Robin: Do either of you know when this film is set? I suppose contemporary, if Roman Holiday exists
Nick Blake: nyet
Liz: I think the start is contemporary (read 1950)
Liz: oh ok it's based on a 1946 short story so I guess mid 40s
Nick Blake: Eve I feel may not be a good person
Robin: Mmm, if the honeymoon period is coming to a close...
Robin: I wonder how much of this is also about age - the ageing star versus the young, perfect Eve
Liz: maybe this is why Margo looked grumpy at the beginning
Robin: "a lifetime is a season; and a season, a lifetime"
Robin: much in the same way Margot is so rude to Birdie
Nick Blake: imitation is the sincerest form of I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PHYSICAL FORM
Robin: YES loving that creepiness
Liz: she's literally wearing her old clothes...
Robin: "I'm sure that's very flattering, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with it."
Robin: BETTE DAVIS IN A SUIT THOUGH. The only thing I wanted from this film, fulfilled.
Robin: "It seems I can't think of a thing you haven't thought of." OOOOH, THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER.
Liz: Eve is Anne Baxter
Liz: Bette Davis is Margo
Robin: Oops
Nick Blake: same thing
Liz: but Anne Baxter in a suit is also very good
Nick Blake: quality content
Robin: The only way this film could become better is getting these women in some trousers
Liz: ROBIN SUCH INPROPRIETY
Robin: I WANNA SEE SOME LEGS!!!
Robin: Is... is that 'french ventriloquist' joke about cunnilingus? I feel like it could be a very oblique cunnilingus joke
Liz: I googled French ventriloquist and all I found was that Britain's Got Talent dog
Robin: "I'll tell you about looking into the heart of an artichoke some snowy night in front of the fire" is what you say to someone you're about to murder
Robin: no but like... linguistics, and being good with tongues, I mean? And it was also a sex joke definitely
Liz: makes sense
Nick Blake: what is she doing with this man who is quite clearly not a lesbian
Robin: I love how Margo is really being presented as reasonable for picking up on all these things, but it still looks from the outside that she's being a ridiculous diva
Robin: and that Eve is innocent but still predatory, like a cuckoo chick
Nick Blake: that's the perfect analogy
Robin: "What about her fangs?" "She hasn't cut them yet and you know it!" Except she's currently cutting them now, on Margo!
Liz: what's Margo got against milkshakes that bitch
Nick Blake: delicious symbols of innocence
Liz: I'm 22 I want a milkshake
Robin: They're bringing boys to her yard
Nick Blake: tasty tasty childhood symbolism
Liz: but she wants girls, oh no!
Robin: Hmm, more symbolism:
Robin: - Eve taking people's clothes at the start, subservient
- Eve literally wearing Margo's clothes, donning her skin
- And now, taking ppl's coats looks like theft
Liz: It's really ridiculously well done
Liz: MARILYN
Nick Blake: "ok but this time I'm onto something" is the vibe i'm getting off Margo, which is great. It's so frustrating and fascinating
Robin: "What has, or is about to happen?" I'M GONNA MARRY THIS SCREENWRITER
Nick Blake: the first time anyone has ever said that
Robin: Wow, they got a genuine frenchman
Robin: I think I'm correct in saying "in passing" is a sex joke
Liz: has to be
Robin: "You won't bore him, you won't even get a chance to talk!" LOVE YOU, MARILYN
Robin: Margo, holding a cocktail and a cigarette and someone else's lollipop is the symbol of this film
Robin: "Play it again." HEY THERE!
Liz: do you know the story about Marilyn Monroe and pissing?
Robin: No, please tell it
Nick Blake: "I AM DYING HERE ARE MY BURIAL REQUESTS" - Margo with the sad twitter aesthettic
Liz: ok so when she was dating Arthur Miller she went with him to meet his mother, needed the toilet, and turned on the taps to cover the sound
Liz: the mother later said she was a "wonderful girl, but she pisses like a horse"
Robin: YES, I LOVE THAT STORY
Robin: There's something wonderfully meta about a film with an aspiring actress featuring Marilyn Monroe as an aspiring actress
Liz: I'm always suspicious of films about actors etc. but this is top quality
Robin: Old Hollywood was remarkably self aware
Nick Blake: I think films about actors/films/theatre should be rationed. So maybe 2 per director. You need a special permit for fourth wall breaking.
Nick Blake: Mankie's cool, he's got it right. But we need a system.
Robin: I endorse that statement
Liz: I always wondered, what order are the other walls in?
Liz: I'd probably put the back as the first wall but then which?
Robin: left, back, right, fourth?
Nick Blake: they all vie for position. It's a tough gig.
Robin: No, right, back, left, fourth. The door is on the right in all sitcoms.
Liz: that's true actually, I never noticed
Liz: ok that order wins
Robin: 1950 AND BETTE DAVIS IS CALLING OUT HOW ALL FEMALE PROTAGS ARE WAY TOO YOUNG
Robin: BETTE DAVIS, THE HERO WE NEED TODAY
Liz: YES
Liz: "I'll wear rompers and come in rolling a hoop" sass central
Nick Blake: that's my business wear
Robin: Eve is almost vampiric, isn't she? Her youth feels eternal since she too young to worry about age yet, and she is stealing Margo's lifeblood...
Nick Blake: she bite
Nick Blake: oh no
Liz: yeah it's quite interesting how much of the events are incidental to the story they're telling mostly visually
Liz: I think Marilyn might be being set up as a rival too
Robin: Sable//Gable, actors as objects
Nick Blake: "I've listened backstage to people applaud"... I think this is the key line of it
Robin: I really like this scene of two men pontificating on the stairs, and the women not merely absorbing it, but weaponising it?
Robin: Writer and critic talking about how to get ahead, while Marilyn and Eve sharpen their pickaxes and take notes
Robin: OOOOF I LOVE THIS
Nick Blake: it's marvellous just how angry Margo gets
Robin: Margo who came up in vaudeville sounding off against her friend who went to Radcliffe
Robin: Margo, so far the only one Eve has been feeding off, not understanding how no one else can see what's lurkin in the shadows
Robin: I love her
Nick Blake: she's haunted
Robin: Yes!!!
Liz: It's almost Gothic isn't it
Robin: Hitchcockian
Nick Blake: yep, Eve is her gothic double!
Robin: Yes! Eve is the Dorian Grey to her portrait
Liz: tragic heroine. mysterious draining force. double. everyone else ignoring what's happening
Liz: this is a gothic film and I'll fight anyone who denies it
Robin: And I do think she's completely innocent, Eve is, it's just that her youth and her eagerness is by definition a danger
Liz: idk I think the phonecall thing was intentional
Liz: she's trying to find a quick way to the top using Margo as a stepping stone
Nick Blake: This is a tragedy; either the brilliant Margo is exploited by a cunning trickster, or Eve is just inherently vampiric. The tragedy is either Margo's or Eve's
Robin: Love also how all those paintings (of Margo, I think?) are Ye Olde, really puts her as a symbol of the past
Robin: 'Eve is new and unpregnant'; 'I must start wearing a watch, I never have, you know!' Every line gets more and more sinister as the film goes on
Robin: "In TIME she'll be what you are" oof!
Robin: "He listened to his play as if it had been written by someone else..." Eve is stealing the play too! This is incredible!
Liz: oooh she's fighting back!
Liz: I think this confirms my gothic theory. she's fighting back against the enemy and being essentially called paranoid
Robin: Yes yes yes
Robin: Also wonderfully calling out "Hey, don't you think it's odd the way women's ages are represented in fiction?" and being told she doesn't understand and is missing the point
Liz: especially with the repeated referring to Margo as a tool or an instrument
Robin: Bette Davis putting out her cigarette defiantly on the stage is my sexuality
Nick Blake: it's very interesting how the writers and critics are men. They're interpreting and critiquing the actions of the women, putting them into context or twisting them.
Liz: oh god it's about sexism and ageism, not just gay
Robin: yesssss
Nick Blake: "a body with a voice"
Robin: It's terrifying - he's holding her down like a bad psychiatric doctor; and it's a position/framing that could be sexual, except we've never seen them interact sexually on screen, it's only been referenced
Robin: what a film
Robin: The thing is, what the man is saying is true? She is great and talented and at the peak of her career etc
Nick Blake: "I told you how to view things, will you comply woman?"
Robin: but she lives in her real world and is talking about the real truth that she is Too Old
Liz: "I don't like your explanation. Tell me what's happening"
Robin: THE SHOT OF HER CRYING ON A BED, AND ZOOMING OUT TO SHOW IT'S A BED ON A STAGE
Robin: Ooof, the man talking about how Margo knew Eve was her understudy when she came in and acted all shocked, therefore her shock must have been an act - it was an act! she was fighting! how could he not see, not interpret her technique correctly!
Robin: Men.
Nick Blake: Eve doesn't have to do anything, she's just way easier to work with now than Margo who is so angry
Robin: yup
Robin: "What time is it?" "When you asked a minute ago, it was..." Time is so good in this
Nick Blake: mortalityyyyyy
Liz: almost crashing and stranded in the snow? DEATH
Liz: HOW MUCH TIME HAVE WE GOT
Liz: "I detest cheap sentiment" No Margo it's because it's the song from the party isn't it
Robin: Did cigarettes kill you in 1950 or were they still recommended by the Surgeon General? Did they age you, at least?
Robin: Bc I think Margo is the only one we've seen smoking...
Robin: Oooof yeah, I didn't catch that about the song!
Robin: "I want him to love me, not Margo Channing." THIS IS THE BEST FILM EVER
Liz: Apparently the official warning was 1964
Liz: but there were lots of reports before that from the 20s
Robin: Interesting
Liz: so I guess in the 40s it'd be a "maybe you shouldn't. maybe?"
Robin: "Gender is performative" - Bette Davis, 1950
Robin: I love Margo recognising that Eve isn't the problem, it's what Eve symbolises, but that a symbol can be dangerous in and of itself
Liz: oh god there's so much sabotage going on though
Robin: YES
Liz: and this was definitely all the friend's doing
Liz: but was she sabotaging Margo on purpose or just giving Eve a little chance?
Robin: Mmm, that and at the very start - Margo didn't want to meet a fan, but the friend wanted Eve to have a chance
Robin: UMM, I CAN'T TELL THE MEN APART, BUT ISN'T THIS THE ONE WHO IS IN LOVE WITH MARGO
Liz: YES
Robin: EVE NO
Liz: AND EVE KNOWS IT
Robin: EVE MY FEELINGS ABOUT YOU ARE CHANGING
Liz: BILL YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY NOT TO CHEAT WITH THE YOUNGER MODEL IN A FILM AND I SALUTE YOU
Robin: Yeah, but I'm not a huge fan of his reasoning being "I don't like a forward woman"
Robin: it should have been more along the lines of "MARGO AND I ARE TOGETHER"
Liz: well no, but nobody's perfect, and especially not 40s/50s men
Robin: hdu, Casablanca had already come out at this point
Nick Blake: I like Dewitt's turns of phrase
Liz: Rick is an outlier and should not be counted
Robin: Dewitt wants her to leave her bathroom door open a bit, and as a human being I am deeply uncomfortable
Liz: at least she's not actually...going
Robin: "An oasis of civilisation in the desert..." uuuhhhhh
Nick Blake: Eddie Lastname
Robin: OH he's catching her on her lies and that won't be a real theatre/husband
Robin: I thought he was just really bad at knowing things about San Francisco
Liz: implies she shed his name too, which would also be interesting
Robin: oooh yes!!
Liz: since he died in the war...
Nick Blake: he died of LIES
Robin: That adds to the performativity of her being a woman - not an innocent wife and widow, but someone self-driven and playing that up to be alluring even though she already cast him aside
Liz: THIS FILM IS SO GOOD I LOVE YOU JOE MANKY WHEREVER YOU ARE
Robin: //opinions on the film do not reflect my real feelings about human women who change their names
Robin: YES JOE MANKEY THANK YOU
Liz: I like that you spell it like the Pokémon not the adjective
Robin: Pokémon are the only screenwriters I trust
Liz: we are buffering
Robin: I paused at "what are the differences between theatre and civilisation"
Robin: which is wowza
Liz: we're at reading the newspaper "vigour of which they retain but a dim memory"
Robin: Okay, tell me when you get to civilisation!
Nick Blake: eggs
Liz: I'm thinking it might be good it when we do our ratings it's kind of a box quote thing?
Liz: words words words x out of 10
Nick Blake: nice
Robin: Yeah, that sounds good!
Liz: go
Nick Blake: civilisation!
Liz: I love when people smack newspapers in things
Nick Blake: what did the newspaper do
Liz: supported eve
Nick Blake: o no
Robin: Bill called it filth! Bill gets points back!
Liz: oh god
Liz: Eve
Nick Blake: top quality Bill
Liz: the original betrayer
Liz: YOU GUYYYYYS
Robin: EVE THE ORIGINAL BETRAYER!!!!!!!!
Robin: I was thinking all this time "Eve the original woman" but BETRAYER
Nick Blake: woooooah
Robin: Who's the serpent? Fame/theatre, or the friend, or...
Liz: I think the friend
Robin: "Eve would never ask to be in a play like that!" She would never ask...
Liz: Eve seems genuinely quiet and shy at the start, even if her backstory is a lie
Liz: although maybe Eve is the serpent
Liz: tricking the friend in betraying Margo
Robin: Yeah, I'm feeling that way too
Robin: The friend is so interesting - I'm thinking of Lyra in HDM, how she was a betrayer without meaning to be
Liz: Yes so much that
Robin: innocently leading her friend to his death
Robin: It's incredible how the movie is changing my opinions of Eve so effectively, I was completely on her side at the start and now I'm reevaluating my entire life
Robin: "In a cathedral or a ball park or a penny arcade..." He's talking about love the same way he talked about theatre at the start
Robin: I do like Bill
Nick Blake: same thing #makeuthink
Robin: Oooooooooo
Robin: MARGO GONNA GLASS EVE IN THE FACE WITH A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE IN THE BATHROOM
Robin: I'M LIVING
Liz: god that'd be so good
Liz: the classiest thug
Robin: Karen marching straight past Dewitt without looking. Blood in the air.
Liz: did she just fucking bite a bone or is black and white making veg look like bone?
Robin: I CAN'T BELIEVE BETTE DAVIS JUST BIT A MAN'S DICK OFF
Robin: I think it was celery
Nick Blake: wowsers
Robin: This movie is such #lifegoals
Liz: I think the key is to be Margo but deck Eve early on
Robin: "Don't treat me as if I was the queen mother" - she's repeating what she criticised Margo for saying. Battle lines being drawn.
Robin: Eve's face and makeup is so intent and villainous here - a real change from her in a wet raincoat at the start
Robin: Local Girl Gets Makeover And Turns Evil
Liz: it's a tale as old as time
Liz: song as old as rhyme
Liz: don't trust fucking Eve
Nick Blake: biting off a dick
Robin: And now Eve is drawing the friend back into her fold!
Robin: This is the best chess game I've ever seen
Liz: This isn't chess this is Kal-toh
Nick Blake: reminds me of the TV Hannibal - doesn't have to say what you should do, just quietly manipulates people into saying the thing and doing the thing. no culpability
Robin: "It might have been Margo's fifteen years ago, but it's my part now!" Looking up from below, black dress//white dress, holding her hand, winged eyeliner - it looks absolutely like a deal being made with the devil
Robin: AND NOW THE BLACKMAIL BEGINS
Robin: HOLY SHIT
Liz: mmmm humble pie
Robin: :D
Robin: Shut Up About Eve, the movie
Robin: I love all the references to the title
Robin: They're all master-level
Nick Blake: it was arrested development
Robin: Eve//Evil
Liz: I think I need to see more Mankiewicz
Robin: "It means I've got a life to live, I don't have to play parts I'm too old for." I want to watch this film a thousand times, just to see more of Margo
Nick Blake: I can guess what rating you're going to give it
Robin: You're not allowed to guess, I'm an international man of mystery
Liz: gay out of sassy
Nick Blake: save it for the Austin Powers episode
Robin: Seperate beds - a comment on the relationship, or sustaining the Hays Code?
Robin: EVE IS STEALING YET ANOTHER MAN
Liz: I'd guess relationship
Robin: BREAKING FRIENDSHIPS
Liz: Hays code separate beds tend to be next to each other
Robin: LURKING IN THE SHADOWS
Robin: that's true, that's true!!
Liz: oh that's some quality green screen
Nick Blake: Yes We Are Really Walking Down a Street
Liz: No That's Not My Perfectly Flat Shadow
Nick Blake: that's my butt
Robin: Very good cut though, of them awkwardly "walking into a building" and then having them walking out of an elevator - carries the movement but doesn't make it seem completely false because there has been spacial disconnect
Liz: yeah that was just bad
Nick Blake: I feel like the film started happy and gay, and it's ending sad and straight
Robin: DEWITT IS COMING FOR LOUISA MAY ALCOTT AND HE IS MY ENEMY
Liz: WHO IS LOUISA MAY ALCOTT
Robin: Wrote Little Women and also some sickass trashy scifi about throwing people into volcanos and pirates and stuff
Liz: ah ok cool
Robin: Mainly known for Little Women
Nick Blake: I can imagine being thrown into a volcano, but being thrown into a pirate is altogether beyond me
Liz: like a javelin
Liz: or a dart
Robin: Something wonderful about Eve's convo with Dewitt here - he uses his words as a weapon, and she's doing the same. Like two devils meeting.
Robin: "Killer to killer." "Champion to champion."
Nick Blake: "yes I am a critic therefore i'm going to hell"
Liz: I think killer is appropriate. They can both kill people's careers in different ways
Robin: Yes!!
Nick Blake: "you will belong to me" fucking hell
Robin: "you will belong to me" is a mix of sexism/wedding, and also of the sataic contracts that keep popping up
Robin: UUUH
Robin: DEWITT
Robin: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Liz: good post-slap face though
Nick Blake: All About Gertrude
Liz: Not a great name...
Liz: "Dead Heroes and The Women Who Loved Them"
Nick Blake: "Dead Heroes and the Women Who Loved Them", a paperback by Addison Dewitt
Robin: I read that as "dead horses"
Liz: also that
Nick Blake: Society says neigh, but their hearts say yes
Robin: "desire to love and to be loved" - interesting words from a critic, whose job is cruelty
Liz: I thought it was inability to love and be loved?
Nick Blake: if the critic can possess Eve he can possess theatre
Robin: oh, I must have misheard! That's much better!
Liz: also appropriate mind, but in a smaller way
Liz: oh it's now again
Nick Blake: aaaand we're up to the opening
Nick Blake: I feel like someone's going to die
Liz: there are guns behind her. symbolic?
Robin: The fact her whole story was fake makes it very different, the feeling when she told it how it was like a monologue from a film ten years before
Robin: GOOD EYE FOR CHECKOV'S GUN!!
Liz: I was thinking more like she'll get old eventually and be displaced by the next Eve
Robin: Yessssss
Nick Blake: it feels like her shoutouts are veiled threats
Liz: oh without a doubt
Robin: Fascinating how all the women are uncomfortable with being Eve's friend - and Bill, I suppose, who is an honourary woman by way of being a respectful and caring spouse - and all the men are seduced
Liz: I wouldn't say she seduced Addison
Robin: Mmm yeah, she lost the war on that one
Robin: She tried, but he won
Robin: I'LL BE BACK TO CLAIM IT
Liz: terminator voice
Nick Blake: "If you want me back" - the self-effacing manipulator strikes again
Robin: Interesting too that this is a film about theatre - Eve is leaving Broadway for Hollywood, Marilyn is leaving theatre for TV (which is like film but less classy)
Liz: SICK BURN MARGO
Robin: new overtaking the old
Robin: Eve talking about how the party is for the award and not for her - like Margo was saying in the car
Liz: she won, but she's still ultimately a prop
Nick Blake: thought - was Margo once an Eve?
Robin: I think so? She came up via vaudeville, but it sounds like she did the second act while Birdie - aged, over the hill - did the first act
Nick Blake: she was so angry and upset because she saw the moves that she once tried, and that means it's over
Nick Blake: the cycle continues
Robin: HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
Liz: HERE WE FUCKING GO
Robin: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Robin: Extremely stalkerish behaviour, but please, it's a compliment!
Liz: It's ok because I made a club about you
Robin: "Of course, they're just movie stars..." but Eve is going to hollywood and will elevate it
Robin: Remember how Eve put Margo's affairs in order? And now here, New Kid is cleaning Eve's carpet even though Eve is so tired and the maid will get it in the morning
Liz: yeah that was quick
Robin: SYMBOLISM OF NEW KID BEING HANDED THE AWARD, HOLY SHIT
Liz: FAKE NAME, ADDISON GETTING INVOLVED
Robin: Eve looks like she's aged ten years since she picked that award up
Liz: trying on the cape like she tried the dress!!!
Robin: Yes!!!!
Robin: amazing mirror placement
Liz: she looks like the evil queen
Nick Blake: it's like a coronation or wedding
Robin: Who is Phoebe? The moon? The moon is also virginity and innocence, much like Eve in the garden
Liz: oh god oh god oh god
Liz: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS BOX QUOTES GO
Nick Blake: A very well crafted film about theatre, obsession, fame, men and women and many other things. Its only drawback is being a tad on the long side.
Nick Blake: 9/10
Liz: A lesson in visual storytelling. 9.3/10
Robin: Absolutely incredible film; I had high hopes and it surpassed them by miles. I want to watch it a million times to soak in every detail. The acting, the WRITING, the cinematography, it was all absolutely phenomenal. I want to write a book about this movie. I feel very bad starting out so high in this grand experiment, but I can't give it anything less than a 10 -- it had so many incredible things that I love and adore and had wonderful, complex heroines and villains, all about excellent women and wonderfully presented. No faults. 10/10
Liz: That's a big box
Robin: shit I don't actually know what a boxquote is. should it be shorter.
Liz: All About Eve: 28.3 out of 30
Robin: Surpassed my highest hopes with its wonderful writing and acting. Incredible and complex female characters. 10/10
Liz: That was so fun!
Robin: Yeah!! I really enjoyed it!!
Robin: One question, to include or not: Do you think this film could be remade/rereleased today? With the same script and everything? It's put together so wonderfully, every line has a purpose
Liz: I honestly don't like remakes as a rule and the stuff I'd change is very minor
Liz: (Also next month is All Quiet on the Western Front, so that'll be fun)
Nick Blake: I fear what would happen to the motivations of characters. Eve would be a rote psychotic character rather than a clever manipulator
Liz: that's true
Liz: a lot of what they do is interesting in part because it was the 40s
Nick Blake: based on a true story
Nick Blake: originated in an anecdote told to Mary Orr by Elisabeth Bergner
Robin: I think my favourite moment in this film, in retrospect, was Eve's life story at the start - bc it felt like a 40s emotional monologue, which must have been a little dated even by 1950, so it would have felt very much like a performance to viewers
Nick Blake: became a short story by Orr which Mankie then went "yeah i'll make this"
Robin: and idk if that would translate to now. It's a perfect film of the time
Robin: ooooooh, interesting!!!!
Nick Blake: there's specifics about the war dead which makes it hard to alter - the fake WW2 dead husband
Liz: idk there's always wars
Robin: Her husband could still have fake died in WWII, it'd just make her Definitely A Vampire
Nick Blake: but the bodycounts are different, each one's on the news
Liz: could update it a bit and say Vietnam
Robin: No one remembers each name though - you'd have to check, like Dewitt did
Liz: or, killed in a terrorist attack
Liz: go full on and say 9/11
Nick Blake: "I was working in a brewery when my husband 9/11ed"
Robin: GOSH
Robin: You know that's an actual thing?
Robin: One of the heads of, I don't remember whether it was 9/11 survivors or if it was widows, but had no connection with 9/11 at all, built a whole false identity around it
Robin: And it would gain instant sympathy
Liz: oh god I saw that
Nick Blake: how you remake it - lean into the contemporary elements. Young woman with tragic backstory goes viral, receives help from an Ellen-type figure. Whole thing was fake and she's trying to usurp her.
Robin: Yeah; it wouldn't be theatre, but something else
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