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[A/N: I know not EVERY alt person smokes, it's just I've been around and see it is very common within the alt community]

[(names) pronouns are they/them]

"It's pretty late to be out, Ya' know?"

Tommy startled looked up from his phone at me, grinning noticing it was just me. I smiled back chuckling at his startled look.

"You scared me!" he yelled punching my arm, I wince rubbing it laughing

"Pussy" I said laughing "Anyways come on, I got my snacks now" reaching into the bag in my hand I grabbed out a coke can and handed it to the blonde.

While walking I could notice he was tense, possibly of the fear of being on the street by his lonesome.

"I am not a pussy; I am a big man," he said while fiddling with the coke in his hand

"Ya' know, even big men like Philza Minecraft walk with friends at night, got be safe ya' know?" I say nudging his arm softly. He had a soft smile on his face, turning back to the road we kept walking.

"Hold on give me a sec," I say stopping and reaching into my jacket and grabbing out a cigarette and lighter. Putting it between my lips and lighting quickly I kept walking next to Tommy.

Tommy turned to scrunch his nose "You're a wrongen for that Ya' know?"

I shrug, turning to look at him unable to speak due to the cig in between my lips.

"[name]" he whines, stomping on the ground "now mum is gonna smell your drugs on me!"

"I got spray don't worry!" I say keeping the cig and smoke away from him "And they aren't drugs, dickhead"

"They are! They are, you're taking drugs right now!" he says yelling, making noise making people look at us. I shush him making sure to keep a little away from him to make sure the smoke doesn't get by him. "Stop being loud, will you? people are staring" I whisper

"You're being louder than me!" He says "With your chains and shit- going clink clank"

"CLINK CLANK " I wheeze, coughing due to the smoke. He laughed at my misery.

After a few minutes, his phone lit up, fishing his phone out of his pocket he smiled seeing the caller ID. I raised an eyebrow before taking a small hit.

"Sorry Wilbur can't call right now I'm out with my scary friend," Tommy said while holding back a giggle "want to say hello?"

"What are you talking about Tommy?" 'Wilbur' said on the other side sounding confused

Leaning in I lowered my voice making it rumbly "Hello there" I said before leaning back

"What the fuck Tommy? Who is that?" Wilbur asked before Tommy burst out laughing "I got to go now!" Tommy yelled before hanging up. We looked at each other before bursting out laughing. After calming ourselves down we kept walking down towards his house.

"You know, you can't keep using me as an excuse to scare your friends you know?" I said with a smile on my face. Tommy looked at me before whining "Come on it's always been fun!" I laughed shaking my head before putting out the bud and putting the bud into a pocket of my bag.

"Yeah, anyways here we are. OH- hold on" I said before grabbing out the spray and spraying Tommy to get the cigarette smell off him. "There we go, anyways let me waddle on over back to my place. Thank you for coming out with me." with a smile before pulling him into a hug. We stayed like that before I pulled away.

"I'll talk to you later Toms," I said while walking away

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"I'm home!" I yell as I open the front door, quick to take off my jacket and bag. Hanging them on the hooks I took off my boots. Holding them in my hands I looked around the house,

"Hello? Anyone home?" I said while walking into the kitchen. Noticing a note on the counter I picked it up;

'Got called to work I'll see you tomorrow

- Love, Mum"

Sighing I set the note down before walking to my room, opening the door I looked around. Just the same; cluttered with stuff I have found over the years. My bed was still a mess except for the pile of plushies in the corner at the foot of the bed. Looking around I tossed my boots on the ground before sitting at my desk and turning on my PC. Logging in I pulled up Spotify and started my playlist.

As time went on I got a call from Tommy,

"Howdy hey, what's up man?" I said leaning back in my chair.

"Okay, you know how you always say no to joining me and my streams right?" He said nervously "yeah" "Well, a photo of you got out of our discord and everyone is raving over the 'DSMP cryptid'"

"You were using my photo to scare your friends?"

"Yes, but not my point, would you be willing to join me on my stream?" sighing I looked around my room.

Since we were young it's always been me and Tommy getting into dumb shit. He's a good kid but he sometimes makes dumb choices without thinking. It's always been this way Tommy says to jump and I've leaped. Being friends has always been chaotic and crazy but that's just how our friendship has been.

"Okay, I'll do it,"

"Wait really??"

"Yeah"

"Okay cool! We'll plan out a date and everything!"

Over the next few weeks, I and Tommy started to slowly do small teasers of us streaming together. But, keeping me mostly hidden, it kept his fanbase on his toes. Finally came the day of the stream. I sat on a chair spinning around nervously,

"You nervous?" Tommy asked looking over at me, giving him a thumbs up I shrugged off my jacket revealing my sleeveless shirt. Rubbing my arms, I traced my fingers on my tattoo.

"Okay, you ready?"

"Ready as I'll ever be"

[A/N: I have been wanting to rewrite this series for a bit so I've sat down and rewritten the first two chapters, I hope yall enjoy! (: ]

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How To Court A Cryptid: 101 Chapter 3

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“Hello chat! How are we doing today!?” Tommy yelled into his mic, talking to chat as he started his stream.

I sat on the side watching him talk to the chat, I couldn’t see chat but I could tell they were questioning why the lights were off, since Tommy kept smiling and trying not to giggle.

“Why are the lights off?” Tommy asked squinting at chat, I then rolled into the camera’s view.

“Well, typically cryptids like dark places where they can’t be seen” I said rolling in and leaning so I could see chat.

Chat then went 1 million miles per second they were all spamming cryptid and being amazed that I was real. I started to laugh really hard because some of the chats messages.

“Well, chat this is the Dream SMP discord cryptid; also known as- Can I say your name?” Tommy asked looking over at me. I smiled,

“Uh, I prefer Bas or bastard here on the innerwebs, but if you want sure you can say my name. Just don’t give like my home address or whatever” I said looking at chat smiling.

“what? Why would I- never mind. Okay chat this is Bastard.” Tommy said smiling looking over chats messages “Hey, can we turn on the lights?”

“UGGGHHHH, I guess” I said getting up and walking over to the light switch. I turned it on and saw Tommy walk over to see and stand next to me. I gave him a confused facial expression.

“Chat wants to see the height difference, you goblin” He said smiling looking down at me. I quickly stood my tippy toes, easy with the boots

“Okay, fit check, as you can see I have the superiors fashion sense chat. Tommy here has none, write that down” I said walking back to my chair.

“I do not! I have a great fashion sense!” Tommy said looking at me offended I started to cackle like a hyena

“Yeah, to be fair though, you are a teenager who live that streamer life style so I understand” I said after catching my breathe from laughing, Tommy rolled his eyes.

“Yeah yeah” He said crossing his arms, I looked over at chat

‘Gamer Bf and Alt s/o goals’

‘Are you a boy or a girl? I really can’t tell’

“Ew, I will punt you straight into the sun you heathens” I said with a face

“HEY! Don’t threaten my chat!” Tommy yelled at me

“They were shipping us. Ew, he is like my little brother. This isn’t sweet home Alabama people” I replied

“Okay fair enough, also chat they use they/them pronouns, respect that please” Tommy said looking at the monitor

“Thank you, so what are we gonna do?” I asked leaning back on my chair and grabbing the container of brownies.

“We could go on the SMP and mess with people” Tommy said grabbing a brownie and popping it into his mouth.

“Cool, give me the grand tour” I said popping a brownie into my mouth

Tommy then booted up Minecraft and got onto the SMP server, he made sure to show on stream

“Okay, lets show the cryptid how to be cool” Tommy said moving his character around

I looked over at the camera unamused, I looked at the stream and saw my face. I started to get uncomfortable and looked down.

“I am being perceived and I don’t think I like it...” I said picking at my nails

“You okay?” Tommy said looking over at me, I smiled and shook my head yes

“It’s okay, I’m just use to being blurry not in 4k resolution” I said chuckling

“Oh hey Dream is on” Tommy said looking on the list,

“He’s the sever owner right?” I asked looking on scream

“yes” Tommy said

“So, he’s like a goverment?” I asked smirking

“what are you thinkin?” Tommy asked looking over at me

I smiled before shrugging and setting down the container

“Well, as an anarchist, I don’t really like the government. So, maybe I could attack him while screaming ‘ACAB’ or ‘Down with the government bitches’ idk. Wait- will that get you in trouble. My bad” I said cutting myself off worried I said something that will get Tommy in trouble. He started laughing, more wheezing

“Omg, yes! Let’s do it!!” He yelled moving towards Dream and others of the server. I smiled,

‘Cryptid says ACAB?’

‘Anarchist? Technoblade might like this!’

Some of the chat said amazed I said something like that,

“Yes, chat ACAB all the way, demolish the government! Consume the rich people!!” I yelled excitedly

“Okay, how do you wanna do this?” Tommy asked

“Okay, I’ll attack while you get us into VC and you scream then I yell ‘ACAB bitches’“ I said scooting him over so I can take control of his character

“Okay good” Tommy said getting into the VC “Here we go!”

“By the way, I’m bad at Minecraft” I yelled before we joined and attacked Dream.

“AHHHHH” Tommy yelled

“ACAB BITCHES” I yelled after him attacking Dream

“Huh? Tommy! What the Fuck?” Dream yelled before he pulled out his own sword and started swinging

“Oh fuck!!” I yelled trying to get away

“Move!!” Tommy yelled before he died

“Uhhh, my bad” I said smiling at him, Tommy rolled his eyes

“Tommy what the hell man? Why did you attack me?” Dream asked

We both looked at each other before I smirked and leaned into the mic

“Tommy is no longer with us” I said deepening my voice

“What!? Tommy did you get hacked? I’ll open your stream” Sapnap said with Dream and George agreeing.

Tommy muted himself, turned off the music, then got up and moved the camera zooming in my face and then ran and turned off the lights. My face was only illuminated my the screen light, Tommy then hid, I was confused before he looked at me and winked. I turned and stared into the camera with a dead look.

“AHHHHHH!? WHAT THE FUCK!???” Was all we heard from the others, as we both started laughing

“The cryptid is real!?” George yelled

“Y’all have Discord Admin energy bitches” I said before we quit the VC and started wheezing. I started coughing and grabbed out my drink from my bag. I opened my Monster and chugged. Tommy kept wheezing so hard,

“Omg, did you guys hear them!? Omg that was so funny!” Tommy yelled, I chuckled

‘Dream: What the fuck!?’

‘Sapnap: GOT EM!’

“Dream is actually our Discord admin” Tommy said between laughing

“Ah, cool. He doesn’t have it actually, but now knowing. HMMMM” I said looking at the camera smirking

“Yeah, and Gogy is his discord kitten” Tommy said putting everything back to normal

“An I oop- Wait, that’s georgenotfound right?” I asked

Tommy leaned back into his chair giggling “yup, he’s the bestest man ever” he said smiling

“I thought that was Philza Minecraft?” I asked having a confused face

“Wait! Phil is on! Do you wanna meet the biggest man? Philza Minecraft” Tommy asked

“I thought you were the biggest man?” I asked smirking

“I am, well- we share the title anyways” Tommy said as he joined the VC

“Tommy, we just had your stream open!” we were met with,

Tommy started wheezing again, I smiled ‘Brothers’ I thought

“You’re going to get banned” A voice said; ‘Technoblade’ I thought remembering his voice from some of Tommy’s streams.

“Chaotic little shit” Philza said laughing

“The cryptid is real! Oh my god I have to tell Quackity, he thought you were using photoshop or whatever!” Wilbur yelled laughing

“God has let me live another day, so, I’m gonna make it everyone's problem” I said snickering, while I felt my face heat up. ‘God I feel like a zoo animal’ I thought smiling awkwardly

I don’t know any of Tommy’s friends really, and they don’t know much about me. Only that I’m Tommy’s scary friend and what they’ve seen from pictures and probably dumb stories he told them.

Tommy took control of the game, making sure the stream was entertained. He answered with giggles.

“Did you really bite a kid in school for picking on Tommy?”

‘FUCK’ I thought, making a surprised face

“Well you see there! Uhh-” I tried to say

“They also threatened a dude with a Selenite knife once!” Tommy chimed in

“Yeah, that’s true, but both fuckers deserved it okay!” I said as I felt my face get hotter from embarrassment

“God your both equally feral” Phil said laughing, Wilbur giggled and Techno stayed mostly silent besides a small laugh. Tommy explained he was ‘awkward around new people’. ‘Social anxiety. MOOD’ I thought smiling.

“I personally prefer ‘unhinged’ but pop off I guess” I said shrugging

“Feral cryptid! Feral Cryptid” Wilbur chanted, soon the chat also spammed it

“So, this is THE Philza Minecraft” Tommy said as if he didn’t just say I bit a person and threatened another with a knife. “An honor right?”

“Hello, pleasure to meet you” I said smiling awkwardly

Phil laughed, Tommy looked offended “This is Philza Minecraft! Creator of Minecraft! Show some respect!” Tommy yelled

“Didn’t that other dude make the game?” I asked confused

“Yeah, but he was a wrongen. So, we joke that Philza made it instead” Wilbur explained

“Oh, yeah he was a fucking bigot right?” I asked, everyone went quiet “Should I have not said that? My ba-”

“no, no” Wilbur said giggling “No, that was perfect. I wouldn’t have said it but you hit the nail on the head”

“Ah okay” I said with a small smile

“They are very radical” Tommy said smiling, I laughed awkwardly

“We heard” Techno said when amusement

I ended up taking off my jacket, revealing all my tattoos on my arms

‘WOAH!’

‘Are those real?’

“Yes, chat they are real, some are done professionally, others are stick and pokes. Don’t do it unless you know what your doing” I said raising my arms to show off my art

“Yeah, they piercing their own nose though!” Tommy yelled

“Oh, my god, that is dangerous.” Phil said worried

“Yeah, most I did myself or my sister did. She wanted to be a tattoo artist at one point so I just let her do whatever on me. Don’t worry they were done safely, mostly” I said laughing

“what does the skull say?” Techno piped up, I smiled, showing the camera my tattoo on my right fore arm. It was a leopard skull with grapes running out of the left eye socket dripping liquid. Under was a chalice, the piece was surrounded by a diamond.

“It’s a piece dedicated to the god Dionysus. One of the first I ever got done professionally. And yes chat it hurt like a bitch” I said showing the tattoo

“Hello!” two voices popped into the call

“TUBBO!” Tommy yelled, I snapped my head towards the screen

“Tubbo? Isn’t that the guy you were calling when you broke your wrist?” I asked, Tommy wheezed

“Oh is that (y/n)?” Tubbo asked, I smiled

“Hey bubbs, how are you?” I asked

“Wait you both know each other?” Ranboo piped in

“Yes, you see some time ago, we were at the skate park. I was skate boarding and Tommy was on the phone with Tubbo. Tommy then wanted to do a trick. So, I take the phone and Tommy then fails miserly and breaks his fucking wrist! We were on call the whole time to and at the hospital” I said laughing

“Ah, sounds about right” Ranboo said

“What does that mean!?” Tommy yelled, Tubbo was laughing

“I’m good (y/n), thank you for reminding me of that” Tubbo said between laughs

“wait your name is (y/n)?” Wilbur pipes in, Tommy looked scared for a second

“Yeah, that is my name. I go by Bas or Bastard on social media though” I said shrugging.

“Bastard?” Phil asked confused

“Can I promote myself?” I asked looking over at Tommy, he nodded smiling

“Yeah, I go by Cryptid_Bastard. I post art or whatever” I said relaxed

“That fits you” Tubbo said, I smiled

“Thanks bubbs” I said smiling

After a few hours we ended the stream and said goodbye to everyone. Me and Tommy leaned back in our chairs and sighed.

“Well, that was fun. I like your friends” I said smiling,

“Yeah, you can come on another stream another time if you want” Tommy said smiling, I nodded my head

“Yeah, well I need a break. I’m gonna go on a walk if you don’t mind. You wanna come?” I asked as I stood up and stretched

“Nah, I’m gonna chat with Tubbo for a bit” He said, I nodded before grabbing my bag and leaving the room. I walked out and said hi to his parents and informed them I was going on a walk. I walked out the door and towards the street. After getting to the sidewalk I grabbed out a cigarette and my lighter. I lit up, and took a deep draw. I ended walking towards the park while smoking,

*VRR VRR* I heard as my phone started vibrating in my bag. I dug around a pulled it out, it was notifications from twitter. I unlocked my phone and opened twitter, I had a whole wave of people following me and commenting on my art. I smiled before getting ready to tweet. I opened the camera and angled it to show me, I had my cigarette in my other hand making sure not to show it. I smiled taking the picture before typing and posting.

Cryptid_Bastard

*insert picture of you*

Welcome everyone, welcome to my corner of the internet! (:

I turned off my phone before walking towards the park.

‘Chaos isn’t so bad’

A/N: I hope y’all liked this. I’ve introduced SOME of the romantic interests! LET’S GO!! I’m gonna go hibernate for like a million years now. Stay hydrated! :P

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How To Court A Cryptid: 101 SYNOPSIS

The concept and idea all belong to shysportsalienscissors check out the original! (They have given me the permission to take the concept and flesh it out into a full x reader series)

^ that is me asking and the permission to build on their concept!

Synopsis:

(y/n) (l/n) has always been labeled as ‘scary’ or a ‘cryptid’ even by friends. Doesn’t help when their friend Tommy keeps taking their picture and using it to scare his friends and followers. Being dragged into his chaos has always happened since they were kids. Maybe this chaos won’t be that bad.

This is a x reader series/fanfic. The reader will be gender neutral as I want all people be able to enjoy this. Also, the reader is a punk/leftist political party; it won’t be a major thing but it will be spoken about quiet a bit. If you are uncomfortable with any of this, please don’t read.

(PS. Tommy and the rest of the minors and Philza will be platonic. Any others will mentioned can be a possible romantic interest. If any creators in this fic have mentioned that they are uncomfortable with fanfiction written about them I will edit them out of the story immediately.)

Here is a link to a Spotify playlist I made that has the feel/mood of the story: LINK HERE

Here is a link to a Pinterest board that has the feel/mood of the story:

LINK HERE

C.W: swearing, minor violence, smoking/vaping, drinking, riots, political views, ableism, transphobia, homophobia, sexual jokes/innuendos, fire.

The first chapter will be published hopefully later today, if not tomorrow! Blessed be loves, stay hydrated! :)

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How To Court A Cryptid: 101 Chapter: 2

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I sat on our lawn chair in our backyard staring at the sky, the sun had set and the stars were out. It was nice, Baby our fat tabby cat sat on the table in front of me purring.

“You’re thick as fuck bitch” I said petting Baby, he meowed in return leaning into my pets.

“Not as thick as me” Ana said as she sat down in the chair in front of me. She pulled out her cigarettes' box grabbing one the holding it out towards me. I smiled before grabbing a cig and getting out my lighter. I light the cig then handed the lighter to her. She nodded before putting up the box, lighting her cigarette and handing me back my lighter. I took in a deep breathe of the smoke before holding and letting out.

“Yo, I saw your tweet. That’s cool you wanna stream, you know where?” Ana asked letting out the smoke and leaning back in her chair.

“Yeah, probably twitch since I can do more things or what not. I have to set up stuff for it. I’ll ask Thomas for help if I need it” I replied petting Baby. Ana hummed in acknowledgement while looking up at the sky.

Ana is my older sister, she’s the second oldest to James, older brother. She has a buzz cut and a nose piercing on her left nostril. She has blue eyes and eyes shaved into circles, she was the first kid mom and dad adopted. She’s from Norway; she was adopted at five years old. After Ana was James, he was adopted from here in England when he was ten. He lives with his girlfriend near dads work. I was the final kid to be adopted, I was adopted a eight from (State) America.

“You know, I’ve been seeing your pictures around on Twitter, apparently one of Tommy’s friends posted it and you’ve been spreading like wild fire. All of their followers have labeled you the Dream SMP discord cryptid.” Ana said with a chuckle. I rolled my eyes, my name on social media is ‘Cryptid_Bastard’.

“How ironic” I said smiling. Ana laughed while breathing in her cigarette before blowing out.

“You know, me and the boys are recording our new song tomorrow. I’m pretty excited myself” Ana said looking over at me, I nodded. Ana is in a band called ‘No Rest for The Bastards; as the lead singer and bass.

“Cool, I think your going to do great” I said finishing my cig before putting it out and putting it into the empty flower pot in the middle of the table.

My phone started to ring from my pocket, quickly I fished it out and answered.

“Ass and Ass Emporium, are you clapping or slapping today?” I said with a serious tone.

“Jesus Christ (y/n) that is quite inappropriate for a child to hear” Tommy said with a laugh on the other side. I chuckled, looking over at Ana who was laughing her ass off at my answering message.

“Yeah, yeah Thomas. Don’t act like you haven’t worse on the internet” I said leaning on the table.

“Yeah, well I was wondering. Do you wanna stream with me? Or well be in one of my streams? I know you’ve said no in the past but, you see one of my friends leaked some photos of you on his alt and everyone is raving about it. Some say your fake or whatever, anyway! Would you be down?” He asked, I could here him typing away at his computer.

“Uh, sure. I think that would be fun. I know I said no in the past, but I think it would be fun” I said “Cause, you see. I also need to learn how to be a streamer since my fans want me to stream”

“Oh! That’s cool! Yeah, I can teach you the ways of the stream life style! Don’t worry I am a big man who knows things!” He said giggling, I chuckled in response.

“Cool, we can set up a time then cause I’m free whenever” I said picking at my nails.

“Cool, cool. Just wanted to talk to you about that. I got to go, have a good night!” Tommy yelled to me

“Good night Thomas” I said back before hanging up.

Over the next few days, me and Tommy got together planning for our stream. He would now post cryptic pictures of me on his twitter as a teaser. Finally the day came where we would stream, I walked over to his about 30 minutes before. I said hello to his parents before making my way to his room. Today I wore my patch jacket, with a sleeveless shirt under, ripped baggy pants, platform boots and a bunch of accessories. I also did my hair and made myself look presentable, when I got to Tommy’s door I quickly knocked.

“Oi, you decent Thomas?” I asked keeping my hand on the door knob

“Yeah, come on in!” He yelled from the other side of the door, I then opened the door and let myself in. I had my bags strap in hand as I shut the door and looked over at Tommy. He was sitting at his desk getting everything ready, I smiled with a sense of pride seeing him doing what he loves.

“You have horrible posture you know?” I say as I go and sit on his bed, he turned to look at me offended

“Wow, your mean you know that?” He says crossing his arms and leaning back in his chair, I laugh

“Guess, you won’t get any brownies my mama made” I said with a smirk. He imminently sat up straight and looked amazed

“The Mrs. (l/n) famous brownies! What let me have one!” he said holding out his hand. I shook my head at his enthusiasm before reaching into my bag a pulling out a small container of brownies. I popped off the lid and grabbed out a brownie, I made my hand towards his open palm before pulling back my hand and stuffing the sweet into my mouth.

“HEY! Give me one!” He yelled before trying to reach for the container, I quickly leaned back keeping it out of his reach.

“Say it” I said looking at him. He looked confused before sighing

“No, I am not saying it” He said pouting

“Then no brownie” I said grabbing another and eating it.

“FINE! You’re the alpha friend” he said with a pout, I smiled before grabbing a brownie and handing it to him.

“Good, here you go bubbs. So, whatcha up to?” I ask setting the container on his desk and leaning back on my hands.

“I’m just setting up my stream stuff and making sure everything will come out smooth, speaking of which we are gonna go live in five minutes.” He said looking back at the computer monitor. I nodded before grabbing the extra chair and sitting off away from the camera’s view.

“How do we wanna start the stream? Or introduce me?” I ask leaning back in the chair

“I can make it seem very scary, with the lights off and then you wheel yourself into view of the camera and you introduce yourself or whatever” He said pulling up his twitch and hovering the go live button.

(A/n: I have no idea how streaming works, so if I’m wrong let me know!)

“Cool” I say walking over to the light switch and turning it off before returning to my chair.

“Alright, we go live in one minute, you ready?” Tommy asked looking over at me, I smiled.

“Ready as I’ll ever be”

(A/N: Here is chapter 2 done! I hope y’all liked it! The next chapter will be about the stream and meeting everyone! If you wish to be apart of my taglist, check out my taglist link and comment there so I can keep track of all of you. Hope y’all have a great day/afternoon/night in your little corner of the world. Stay hydrated! :P)

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How To Court A Cryptid: 101 Chapter 4

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[A/N: so, I'm not dead. Um, I've been working on this. I've just been busy with personal stuff. So, sorry about that. Hopefully you'll like this chapter]

"[Y/N] come on! You gotta come!" Tommy said looking at me,

I shook my head no, laughing.

"I'm sure your friends wouldn't be down for you bringing a plus one to yalls escapade." I said as I popped a butterscotch disc into my mouth. "And your a big boy, you don't need me with you"

"I know, but come on! It'll be fun, I'm sure everyone wouldn't mind meeting you!" He said giving puppy dog eyes.

I sighed

"Fine, just ask your friends if it's fine. I don't wanna intrude."

"Yes!" Tommy yelled before grabbing his phone, "give me one second to call Wilbur and Phil just to see if they're down with it!" He said before walking off to call them.

I chuckled, before popping another disc into my mouth.

"Oi! You!" Someone yelled, I looked around before noticing a guy. I pointed to myself "yeah you! You faggot" he yelled.

I made a face of disgust, before looking down ignoring him.

"I'm talking to you!" He said walking over to me. "Look, get out of here. There are children around here. And your dressed like a hooker for the devil"

I huffed, still standing my ground. Not giving him attention.

Since, coming out as nonbinary and going for a more androgynous look, many people have been more offended. Some gotten physical in the past, but most often or not ignoring them works.

"Get out of here!" He yelled, I huffed before looking him in his eyes.

"Look pal, I don't tell you how to live your life. So, don't tell me. Also, this is a public area. I'm allowed here if I want. And if fishnets count as being a hooker. Then I don't care. Leave me alone" I said before putting my hands into my jacket and walking away.

"[Y/N]! [Y/N]! Yo! You okay?" Tommy yelled as he caught up to me.

"I'm okay, just some twat. No biggie." I said, while scratching at my wrist.

Tommy took my hand, stopping me from scratching. I looked at him, taking a glance at his eyes before looking away.

"I'm fine. Really. So, what did your pals say anyways?"

"Oh! They said it's fine, so you ready?" He asked putting his hands into his pockets, I smiled.

"Yeah yeah, let's go" I said putting my arm around his shoulder.

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"Tom's why you filming? We're only driving?" I asked from the back of the car,

"For like a montage" tommy said embarrassed,

I smiled "okay bud" while chuckling.

When we got to Tubbos house, I smiled seeing the boy. I got out, then tommy pushed past me to hug his friend.

"Hey!" I said nearly loosing my balance, "watch it. I was about to lose a ankle"

Tommy turned around while hugging the brunette, "sorry! But its tubbo!" He said smiling, I shook me head laughing at his antics.

"Heyo tubbo, how you doing my mans?" I asked getting up to them.

He was around my height, since I'm not wearing my platforms for today.

"I am good" he said as he went for a hug, I hugged him back.

"Alright what do we have planned boys?" I asked, looking at the duo.

"We can go to the beach if you'd like" Tubbo said looking at us. I nodded agreeing.

As we walked to the beach Tommy filmed and talked before pointing the camera at me.

"And the Cryptid follows, so pale!" He said laughing

I shook my head,

"If I'm pale what are you big man? Snow?" I said laughing

I wore a black and white striped bathing suit, sun hat and sandles. As I don't get the sun often I'm a pale version of [s/t].

When we got to the beach Tommy and Tubbo fucked around on a water board thingy. Tommy being dramatic and I watched them. I smiled seeing my best friend having fun.

When we got back they ended up doing a whole steam. I stay to the side adding comments now and them.

I stayed out of the camera as I was kinda trashy looking.

After tommy killed the PC they went to the beach as I just rested.

Tomorrow was the big day after all.

Soon, the day came. Meeting everyone, Tommy was very nervous. Slipping on my platforms we got into the car to get to the meet up spot.

"So, you excited big man?" I asked looking at Tommy.

"Yeah, oh! Phil said they're here!" He yelled looking around.

I saw them getting up and waiting for Tommy and his dad.

When we walked up Tommy's dad and Phil talked. Wilbur looked at me and Tommy.

"Well well, feral child and Cryptid here in the flesh!" He said laughing, I smiled.

"Yep, but be careful I might bite you." I said laughing

"No biting anyone, no need to give rabies to the man" Tommy's dad said turning to me.

I gasped,

"Well I never! I am offended!" I said throwing my hands in the air

We ended up breakfast, it was nice getting to know everyone, tommy and Wilbur kept being stupid.

Tommy ended making me take a photo of him wearing Wilbur's glasses.

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We ended up going to an arcade. I walked around before noticing at claw machine, it had a frog plushie.

I ended spending around 5 dollars trying,

"You need help there mate?" Phil asked watching me on the verge of vandalizing the machine.

I nodded like a small child, scooting over to watch him play.

Two times, two times it took him. The second time he got the plushie for me.

I sat on the floor in disbelief for a few minute.

"Philza minecraft. I owe you my life now. Cause me and my son are now united" I said jokingly, we both laughed before joining the others.

"Oh! [Y/N] your good at this game. Can you play it?" Tom's asked looking at me. It was skee ball. Nodding I loading the coins and played a coue rounds. Getting him a good few tickets.

"How the hell are you good at that game?" Wilbur asked walking with me and we wandered around. I laughed,

"When I was younger, before coming here. My uh, my dad worked at an arcade. So after school I would go there and play all the games for free. So, I got good at most arcade games. Except claw machines. Damn things" I said laughing

"Oh? Does your dad not work at an arcade anymore?" He asked

"Oh no. Um my dad now works at a university. Well, my biological parents. I'm not sure where they are. I was adopted at like eight years old and moved here to the UK." I said scratching my wrist.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that" wilbur said looking said, I looked at him and smiled.

"Its all good mate. It worked out in the end. I mean I met Tommy and now y'all. I would say its pretty great!"

"[Y/N], Wilbur come on! I'm gonna get some prizes!" Tommy yelled, as we followed him.

He got a yoyo, some stuff and finally two guns. Toy guns to be exact.

I sighed,

"Oh? What's wrong mate?" Phil asked looking at me.

"The child has a gun. Ah, the havoc will insure. Make a will. Say good bye to your loved ones" I said dramatically.

"I'll shoot you first shut up!" Tommy yelled

"Oh really! Come one let's go!" I yelled wacking him with the frog.

"Ow! Ow!" He said running from me.

I laughed chasing him.

The rest of the trip went smoothly. Tommy "broke" into Wilbur's office and vlogged a bit. I mostly just watched him have fun.

When we left and went home. I flopped on my bed, before my phone buzzed.

Quackity:

Are you the real Cryptid? Wilbur told me legends of you!

I laughed at the message, before responding.

[Y/N]:

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A/N: HAI HAI! I'm not dead ahhh! So, yeah hered chapter 4. I know late and kinda short. Most of the vlog was skipped cause I'm lazy. XP

ANYWAYS,

I hoped y'all enjoined, be kind to yourself and stay hydrated!!

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