#How dare you!

[tangerineprettygreen]

WHEN I CATCH YOU RICK?! WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!!

[matriarchybarbie]

i saw something where SCUM was rebranded as the 'Society for Cutting Up Misogynists.'

way to completely defang the original idea and yet again reduce misogyny to some nebulous thing that just mysteriously happens to women instead of males purposefully choosing violence against women.

[trappedinafantasy37]

POV: Minthara watches you as you openly flirt with someone else.

You shiver your timbers as she quickly reminds you of who you belong to and the consequences that will come if you continue to think otherwise as you are sorely mistaken.

[mam-bumble-bb]

Bzzz bzzz :)

[mistchievous]

I see your tomato soup with grilled cheese, play devil's advocate, and raise you... ketchup is not unlike cold, thick tomato soup.

This is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. I want you to know that.

[computer-einstein]

skill issue

>:0

How dare you!

[needle-noggins]

@mydetheturk is trying to murder me, personally, with millionsummers

this will end in blood (most likely a millionsummers fic for body horror week)

[mydetheturk]

So I'm working on my latest dark tower read (still) and I finally picked up my copy of Gunslinger. And I Remembered Where I Am in it and I stared at my kindle like "I don't. I don't want to go through this again. It hurts that it happens, that this is the First Book But I Don't Want To Do This Scene Again"

[littledragonkana]

SHE KILLED MY SECOND FAVOURITE CHARACTER OFF!

ESMOND HONEY YOU DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER! YOU WERE ALMOST FREE! SEVERYN PROMISED HE WOULD FREE YOU OF THE CURSE ONCE THIS WAS OVER!

[ltbuck]

*⠀an in - character ask response. ⠀ / ⠀ 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁𝚃 𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙴: ⠀ as featured on @r3f1ect .

𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁𝚃⠀said:⠀“ you deserve better, Buck — I'm no good for ya. ”

the statement exits from the other's mouth and, at first, Buck is silent.⠀it doesn't take long until he's shaking his head furiously, moving closer to Robert.⠀he takes his lover's hands in his own, lifting the knuckles of the other man's right hand up to his lips to press a soft kiss to each of his knuckles.⠀ ❝ that's not true. ❞⠀ Buck stares into the blonde's eyes, leaning down slightly to kiss the corner of Robert's mouth.⠀ ❝ you're perfect for me. ❝⠀ the brunette begins to trail kisses from Robert's lips to his jawline, to his neck.⠀and then he stops.⠀he stands up fully, back straightening as he cups Robert's face in his palms.⠀ ❝ don't say you're no good for me. ❞⠀ the tears that begin to form cause his gaze to become glossy, and soon Buck is blinking them away.⠀ ❝ I love you, Robert Laine. ❞⠀ as the taller of the pair runs one of his hands through the other's blonde locks, he pulls Robert into him.⠀ ❝ I'm in love with you. ❞⠀ the confession is one that is obvious;⠀ it has been obvious for some time, though, hasn't it?⠀ Buck fell in love hard⠀. . .⠀practically crashed into it.

❝ wait... ❞⠀ a pause as a silent nervousness begins to fill him.⠀ ❝ are you breaking up with me? ❞⠀ the laugh that escapes Buck's mouth is void of humor;⠀ instead it is full of fear.⠀ they weren't dating... were they?⠀ neither had asked the other.⠀ there was no label.⠀ and yet, his heart was Robert's.⠀ that much had always been true.⠀ still, the question slipped out before he could even think about it.⠀ Buck's left hand's thumb rubs the other's cheek softly and affectionately.⠀ please don't leave me, his gaze silently begs.

[athenaefilia]

when i signed up to the car seat headrest patreon i was mostly excited for the streams —i didn't expect to be punched in the gut by the newsletters, and yet

"Some days I wake up and I feel the breath of the saints flow through me, and my apartment becomes a monastery."

[scarletlizzard]

Little Bow 🎀, if you decide to sell it, I’m afraid it’s an easy decision for me not to buy it; poor Rose never can find it when we’re speaking anyway.

That’s what makes it a no-brainer.

-🫖

WOW! So you pop into my ask box just to insult me? How rude! (even if it is true, that's not the point) You know, I don't even want you to have it anyway. Hmph 🙄

Christ on a cracker. Make another pun, and I'll personally be making a trip to England.

[monarchofmayhem]

I like Tumblr better when you're not on it. You're always starting something. Usually with me.

PEEEEEEPPPPPEEERRRRSSS!!!

[frootyrooties]

thank you to Graham’s dad for being the inspiration for this song <3

[peachie-kyng]

Dreamland

This is completely your fault @agravemisstake

I had dream with Noah from Bad Omens in it last night. It’s just too bad that I was too tired to actually wake up and write it out afterwards.

My brain went “Oh shit! I just dream about that one guy from the one band that Nani likes. Interesting! Now back to sleep.”

So, I don’t remember much. I just remember that apparently we were dating. Cause there was a party at a tattoo shop that he owns. We celebrating something. What? I don’t know. I just know that he got me some really nice pair of shoes made out of jeans. (And I’m tempted to see if I can find them, cause I would totally wear them.) Nonetheless, he lays a sweet kiss on me and then proceed to get fucked up and party like rockstars. It was wild.

Then the next thing I know, it’s the next day and I’m opening up tattoo shop. I’m apparently the receptionist there. And whisper to myself ‘I can’t believe survived last night.’ And think to myself ‘Noah definitely have a hangover and is gonna be a big baby about it.’ Only for three clients to come into the shop. Two guys and one girl. They all was taking about the party from last night before let them know that none of the artists are here yet, but they can chill and wait. Which they do and two other girls come into the shop who just happens to be two of that tattoo artist. So get clients checked in and see what tattoos they want. I forgot what the girl wanted, but the guys was getting matching tattoos. I think they were a couple. Which made one of them come out and ask ‘hey! Aren’t you the girl that’s dating Noah?’ And I just smirk and say ‘Maybe’ and Two girls I work with start chuckling.

And that’s it!

Thank you Nani for being a part of the reason why I had this dream. And to the fanfic I read last night that I sure had little part in this too! 😘

[channel-swimmer]

Excellent explanation

"Very 10cc, very wonderful."