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clevercrumbish · 2 years ago
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DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth
TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss
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partypoisonenthusiast · 6 months ago
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frank ieros Diet Coke obsession should be studied
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factory-of-bullshit · 6 months ago
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The original file corrupted on random, just saying...
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milkncookiesmoon · 11 months ago
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jpeg compressed for your convenience
Feel free to use this for anything non-commercial!
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docsbestkissedoperative · 3 months ago
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ramble because i'm thinking of mpn arena mode. more under the cut lol
thinkin about how the player character might feel about doc and how that could change from loop to loop
logically, they know doc is doing what's best for nevada, and that maybe they should be more upset with the maker and the machine and everything else, but these are beings they rarely get to see and reach.
sometimes it feels like the best they have is to project their rage at the closest person they could find who has even an ounce of understanding and knowledge of what's going on, seems unopposed to letting it happen, and is being vague to the point of being unhelpful at times
an unknown amount of loops later, the player and doc are sitting in that damned bus again, in a new body again, and they can't look doc in the eye. doc tells them to spit it out. all the player can do is break down into tears and beg for his forgiveness and doc is shocked and can't understand why
they remember the last loop, and maybe the one before that and the one before that. they remember how they turned cold and cruel to doc, sharp and bitter, maybe once to the point of almost killing him right then and there. the combined strength of all their recruits, hirelings, and employees couldn't rip them off of the guy. they remember the confusion, the fear, the betrayal
but why does doc get to feel that and not them? how many times have they done this now? how many times did doc recognize that they were aware of what was going on?
isn't it so cruel to let it happen anyway? isn't it cruel to force them to go through the same missions a million times over just so they could get to the end of it and sacrifice themself? doc doesn't just give them an endpoint, he made them build the entire path for it too
they know doc is in many ways just as powerless, but it feels good to have someone they can blame
but here in the bus where everything can start anew, the realization of what they've done hits so hard that they refuse to be near him at all for a long time
but then that loop passes and the next one passes and the one after that passes, and that rage is back.
then more loops, and it vanishes. again and again and again just like everything else
they're sure one day it'll be the end of them
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theesteppenwolf · 3 months ago
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More Lorant and Jasper to brighten your day 💛
Jasper belongs to the super awesome @marvelous-goose
they're so in love they make me sick im throwing up rn
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i-need-a-user · 2 months ago
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very quick introduction!!
i am a minor (streaming season 14 of my life right now)
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: pansexual (sadly internalized homophobia has gotten to me, but i am fighting it off with a sword.)
if you are: transphobic/racist/homophobic/ableist/xenophobic/discriminatory in any way shape or form i will not hesitate to block you :D
but if you are not any of those then ask, vent, ramble, and overshare your heart away!!
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fandoms/media i've consumed (very little list, will add more later): BBC Merlin, Marauders, She- Ra, Percy Jackson, House MD, Grishaverse, Arcane, Brooklyn 99 (NINE NINE!),Heartstopper, Young Royals, Dead Boy Detectives, Lockwood and Co, Julie and the Phantoms, Dead Poets Society, The Half Of It!!!
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i also like musicals!! for example: hamilton, heathers, epic, hadestown! (i am a very basic person, trust me i know!)
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some musical artists that i like to listen to (my song taste is erratic)
Hozier
Gigi Perez
Noah Kahan
MICO
Fish In A Birdcage
Adrianne Lenker
Chloe Ament
One Direction
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i adore and love books!! I read mostly fantasy & romance (yes, fanfiction is included)
my fav books include:
Legendborn (Tracy Deonn)
Six Of Crows (Leigh Bardugo)
The Song of Achilles (Madeline Miller)
(i've read many it's just i seem to have forgotten them)
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(i read @idontexist734's intro post and thought of more things to say cause as of right now this thing is looking blander than a sad potato salad. so thank you to them!!)
random facts ~!!
I would love to pursue psychology, medicine, history, philosophy all that stuff if i ever get the chance to!!
my personality type is an infp-t and my enneagram is 5w4
sometimes i write poetry >:)
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thanks for listening!! have a cookie
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tagarilaghost · 7 months ago
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hi :3 there’s now a part two of this!
He cooked a full on meal over the magma, your honor.
Inspired by this post from @wowitsmetaylor I seriously can’t stop drawing PMD stuff what is this😭
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imidori-ya · 9 months ago
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My married friends are having a fight over whether or not this pillow looks like a butt
The gc agreed it did indeed look like booty. This was my contribution to the topic:
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And just for fun…
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yikesb3rg · 2 years ago
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ah. my blorg.
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clevercrumbish · 1 year ago
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You're at a house viewing. You're being shown around by the agent. The property is good: spacious, well-built. Technically within your budget, though perhaps a little bit of a stretch. The agent takes you into a small, close room off the ground floor hall.
"So this was an office, but I think with the furnishings available it could also be a small media room or something like that, it'd really be up to you. There's a lot you can do with it given all the sockets and such, you see."
You look around. The wall of this small room is lined with brackets for articulated monitors or tv screens. Above them, you can see pins in the wall for hanging paintings or photos. A lot of pins, enough that the entire wall could have been covered in paintings, or photos... or posters.
"It's wired for a sound system, you see." The agent points at an audio jack socket in the wall. "And the walls are thick, so noise wouldn't be an issue."
You look at the doorjamb. The agent is right, the walls of this room are twice as thick as in the rest of the house.
"The one downside, just so you're aware." She says, bending down to gesture with her pen at something on the floor. "There's a bit of an odd stain here, just a wear and tear thing, you could definitely sand that off if you were inclined to have the floor refinished and it's pretty minor, but just for full transparency, you know."
You look directly at the agent. Her head snaps up to make eye contact and stares back at you. Her piercing gaze is a challenge, a powerful weapon drilling into the back of your skull. Neither of you speak, you can feel the power of your own expression beaming out from your face like a laser before breaking harmlessly as if a shallow wave against the bulwark of her stony countenance. She knows. She knows you know. She's not even daring you to say anything, she knows you won't. The entire battle between you is being decided in tiny faciomuscular twitches, never to reach to the cruder, more barbaric arena of the spoken word.
"An office." You say plainly, fighting for your life to keep your tone steady.
"Or a media room." She replies in expertly practised kind.
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johnnyvalance · 6 months ago
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sometimes i forget that EVERYTHING has a fandom. i was recently informed by my friend that there’s a lord of the flies fandom. whats next. yeah im the the jungle fandom. jurgis and that meat grinder defo had SOMETHING going on
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nesssy · 6 months ago
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winnie t. pooh design i doodled when thinking of the wizard of oz rpg for the ds…..hello world
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tomhardysurinal · 8 months ago
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I know, I KNOW this is a gay porn blog but...
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maeofthedead · 8 months ago
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Ok yeah you're 'haunting the narrative', but are you doing it in a 'peaceful spirit' kind of way or in a 'poltergeist' way?
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unubinary · 2 months ago
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A room only lit by candles arranged in a Star of Dave’s. Dark lines cunet that might be red but it’s too dark to tell. A door creaks open as two figures walk in.
@meepmoopmaap
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