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helmort · 9 months
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒍𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒌⭐(Friday's Tale)
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On the frigid morning of January 1, 2024, an ungodly hour past midnight, Elon Musk found himself knee-deep in the ultimate glitch. Picture this: London on the horizon, a pivotal conference at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m., and an unforeseen digestive apocalypse curtesy of some dodgy sushi. His plush ride turned into a war zone, and the richest, most powerful man on Earth discovered a new definition of rock bottom – he'd shitted himself.
The streets teemed with life, paparazzi sniffing for their next scoop. A crisis unfolded. Hotels, no refuge. Commerce, on pause. Jammed phone lines condemned him to the clutches of a dilemma only a laundromat could remedy. In the city's underbelly, he stumbled upon a humble establishment run by an Indian family. The scent of spices and incense masked the scent of Musk's misfortune, but a crowd of over twenty had already gathered.
Clad in a jacket disguising the wreckage below, Musk attempted to navigate the disapproving glares. Asserting his identity became the only way out. "I'm Elon Musk, and I need immediate assistance!" he proclaimed. The Indian proprietor, undeterred by celebrity, retorted, "I don't care who you are; you wait!" Musk cranked up the volume, "I'm Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Twitter, and it's of vital importance that you…" the Indian, cut him off, "I'm Jagdish Patel, I don't give a bloody bloody who you are! You wait!" An air of tension thickened. Musk persisted, "It's crucial; I have a conference with the most important people on Earth about…" Patel interrupted again, "I don't bloody care! We're working since morning, and nobody on Earth cares about us, so we don't care about them!" Unyielding, Musk continued, "I can give you $1000 if you…" Patel shot back, "You can give me all the money in world, but you wait! This old woman is here for hours!" Anger boiling, Musk threatened, "You know!? I can pay somebody to kill you if you don't help me!" Patel, indifferent and powerful like Shiva in person, replied, "I don't care! I'm Indian; if you kill me, I reincarnate and kick your ass in another life!"
The dialogue hit a crescendo when two towering, Jamaican-accented men intervened, "Yo, yuh haffi wait like everybody else, or we mek yuh shit dat second time inna row!"
At the stroke of 5 o'clock, wearied by the relentless standoff, Patel apologized, "We're closing. Come back tomorrow, Sir." slamming the door on Elon Musk's face.
In the heart of London, the man who could launch rockets to space and redefine social media was defeated by a humble Indian and a touch of poop, a stark reminder that money can't buy everything.
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1whoconquers · 4 months
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Unshackling the Spirit: The Unseen Power of Humility
Pride's path leads to fall, Haughty hearts find destruction, Humility stands. #HumilityWins #PrideFalls 🌱🍃— Klaus (@1whoconquers) June 8, 2024 Help spread God’s message. Please retweet! Beyond the Chains: A Journey to Humility The tweet embedded above serves as a profound starting point for our exploration into the virtues of humility and the vices of pride. The image, with its vibrant colors…
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davidwfloydart · 2 years
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Love language ❤️ #integrity #lovelanguages❤️ #humilitywins #kindnessmatters #generosity #kindnessrocks #caringforothers #lovewins (at Catalina Foothills, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdikSWGLnI8U9pOpkVk0kUX5fxMF0aiiL9LntA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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riospalante · 4 years
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#throwbackthursday starting shit off with an old visit to the “university” in Allentown visiting my brother. Left to right; my fam: @__tbutta , @the_official_terror_squad , sister Jo, and me at the bottom. Being real here, not having my brother for 14 years was incredibly difficult for all of us. How do you fill a void the size of the equator??? A real G!! Someone who rang bells near and far? You hold him down, that’s how! My brother has always been super generous with those that road on his parade during the big time’s. Salute to all of those that still recognize a real OG and those that still pretend to be him, I said it. “Pretend” you fucking jokers don’t know know shit about being a fucking warrior, you pretend in front of a camera, in front of a plastic phone with windows of filters to hide your fucked up face. Excuse me, I derail. I love you bro, always will. So happy to have you here with the real ones. I speak for all of us, we love you homie. Just had to get that off. Aight here is a snap shot of a visit... those that know, know. #familyfirst #brotherlove #keepitrios #humilitywins #fustamps #riospalante #newbeginnings (at Allenwood, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMSlH7AHoD3/?igshid=1dv709ccbfba7
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lifeovercoffee · 5 years
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Authority without humility. . . #authority #authorized #theauthority #questionauthority #humility #humilityquotes #humilityandgratitude #humilityispower #humilitywins #humilitypays #lead #leader #leaders #leadership #leadershipquotes #leadershipdevelopment #leadershipcoaching #leadercoach #leadershipskills #churchleader #churchmemes #churches (at Greenville, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxw2GAhDlhv/?igshid=1o7h6ku247i47
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mhagen69 · 7 years
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If you kick me when I'm down, you better pray I don't get up #livbrave #livbold #livbravedesigns #montrealgirlinnaples #montreal #naples #igotthis #icanandiwill #failuresmakeyoustronger #strengthandgrace #humilitywins #strength #wontquit (at Montreal, Quebec)
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retrosemanagement · 10 years
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