#I FORGOT TO TAG DUKAT

[moisthairyfarts]

Ds9 custody battle

[catboyelimgarak]

Thinking on Camboy/streamer Julian and how now there will be a moment where he tells Orchid/Garak that there’s a new high paying spender since Garak’s been gone on his work trip, but that this one is kind of odd in what he asks Julian to do and in the chat log. And Garak recognizes its Dukat bc the guy ain’t slick and Garak used to make fun of Dukat and his typical username online (which is under his file of info). Being the petty bastard he is, Garak begins a donation war with Dukat soon and helping Julian not do the odd things Dukat asks, and it’s so stupid wild and funny and Julian is confused, in awe, and laughing at how strange it is because he never thought he’d be be so wanted and desired.

In the end Garak wins when Dukat just leaves the stream and Julian is all excited and flustered. But Dukat WILL come back in another chapter and Julian is going to really put his foot down.

[throatgoatdukat]

this is embarrassingly late but I was tagged by @pangaeastarseed and iirc @babycupart (who tagged my main) for this and I legitimately waited because the last song I had heard was decidedly uncool and I was waiting for a better one to come up to fulfill this ... anyways here we go!

3 ships you like: for DS9 it's gonna be most Dukat stuff just because I like rare/absurd ships. I legit went into the series ready to be indoctrinated into Garashir for the popular ship privilege, but true to form I grew attached to the gnarliest gremlin-souled reptile of the series and now I kinda love Garak/Dukat and Sisko/Dukat. Intendant Kira/Dukat would probably round out that group!

First ship ever: Yamato/Mimi from Digimon, though I turned into a Sorato shipper real fast hahahahahahah (iykyk)

Last song you heard: fml legitimately forgot I was doing this so now it's S Club 7's Say Goodbye because I was doing a wikipedia deep dive

Favorite childhood book: On the Banks of Plum Creek by Laura Ingalls Wilder. I am aware that the series and LIW is problematic in a lot of ways, but man did that book truly capture the devastation of having a beloved stuffed animal forcefully given away. Plus some petty mean girl gets served catharsis via Nellie Olsen.

Currently reading: The Mill House Murders by Ayatsuji Yukito

Currently watching: Agatha Christie's Marple

Currently consuming: a date + banana + peanut butter milkshake

Currently craving: nothing, this milkshake thicc and I am extremely full

literally everyone I follow has completed this in some way u_u so if this comes across your dash and you'd like to share, please consider yourself tagged by me!! (and tag me so I can be nosey and snoop your replies)

[sparkyblizz]

I posted 3,135 times in 2022

That's 539 more posts than 2021!

265 posts created (8%)

2,870 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@heckoffmate

@skylightserene

@strange-aeons

@handageddon

(sorry for the @s everyone)

I tagged 1,135 of my posts in 2022

#sparkyblizz speaks - 446 posts

#ace attorney - 330 posts

#dual destinies - 219 posts

#aa5 - 216 posts

#ds9 - 212 posts

#deep space nine - 203 posts

#star trek deep space nine - 193 posts

#star trek ds9 - 192 posts

#simon blackquill - 179 posts

#bobby fulbright - 141 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#usually my nicknames reference my pfp and current obsession but because my pfp is blackbright there isn’t a short easy nickname for it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

rewatching Civil Defense and I am losing my mind over this interaction

Garak: "It's not going to work, you know."

Dukat: "What are you babbling on about now?"

Garak: "I'm talking about Major Kira."

Kira: "What about her?"

Garak: "She's much too busy trying to save this station to be impressed with your incessant posturing."

Dukat: "Garak!"

Garak: "And even if she weren't, she has much better taste than to be attracted to you. You, a married man."

Dukat: "I should have executed you years ago."

Garak: "Oh, you tried, remember?"

Bashir: "Garak. This isn't helping."

244 notes - Posted August 26, 2022

#4

Joe, to the sk8 crew: I spent a while in Italy, and I got used to the customs. One of the Italian customs that we don't have here is that people will greet each other with air kisses on the cheek.

Reki: Does everyone do that? With everyone?

Joe: No, you generally only do it with close friends and family. Which reminds me... When I came back home, I had gotten so used to Italian customs, it took me a bit to remember I was in Japan. It probably didn't help that I had one too many glasses of wine on the plane. So, anyway, Kaoru was waiting for me at the airport.

Cherry: I have a witty insult prepared, as one does, and this man walks up to me, and he has this stupid grin on his face, which is not uncommon. He then throws open his arms, and speaks fluent Italian to me. At this point, I'm confused. He then leans in, and does the air kisses. I have no idea what's going on. He pulls away, and speaks more Italian, and then, after a moment, says, in Japanese, "Oh, Japan!"

Sk8 crew: ...

Cherry: It was the strangest experience of my life.

Langa: Why would you do the kisses with Cherry? Don't you guys... hate each other?

Joe: I've known him for years, and I was slightly drunk, and forgot he's Japanese, and I'm Japanese, and that we were in Japan. Perfectly normal, really.

294 notes - Posted April 4, 2022

#3

hello DS9 fandom and garashir nation

313 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#2

he itchy he itchy he scritchy he scritchy

682 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I don't usually reveal my jokes for my edits on tumblr beforehand but this is too funny not to share

edit: here's the video it comes from

750 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

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[ao3feed-ds9]

Art That Binds Us

https://ift.tt/GsC5ROM by dark_matter_vibes This is kind of a one-shot fic. It's a scene that I wrote for my long fic about the Dominion Occupation of Deep Space Nine but I'm re-writing it to be from Damar's POV (I've got too many POVs already). However, I really enjoyed writing Ziyal and this scene from her perspective so I thought I'd whack it on here to save it. With that in mind, there may be a few references to things that happen in the rest of the fic, but overall I think it's pretty self-contained. It takes place at the party, which Dukat throws for Ziyal to celebrate getting her work into the Cardassian art museum. Naturally, he uses it as a chance to show how great he is! I hope you enjoy! (This is my first time posting so sorry if I forgot to tag something! Any feedback gratefully received!) Words: 1780, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Tora Ziyal, Jake Sisko, Dukat (Star Trek), Damar (Star Trek), Weyoun 5 (Star Trek), Quark (Star Trek) Relationships: Jake Sisko & Tora Ziyal Additional Tags: Dominion Occupation of Deep Space Nine, Developing Friendships, Party, Dominion War (Star Trek), Art School

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

Deep Space Nine: Season 6 Episode 17 - Wrongs Darker than Death or Night

[firstofficer-williamyiker]

Ok, ok, ok, ok. I am way too focus on this but I really really wanted to list out every Star Trek ship (from TNG, DS9, and VOY cause those are the ones I have seen most of) I could think of and give my opinion on it. Why? Because I don’t wanna do my math test. Lets go down the spiral of hyperfixation and little impulse control. (FYI, this became a long ass post, so read through if you want or don’t lol)

Let’s start from the beginning. 

The Next Generation: (aka gays that all share one smart brain cell) 

Picard x Crusher: Honestly, I like their chemistry, and if it became canon I would be alright with that. No real strong feelings on this ship.

Picard x Q: The epitome of enemies to lovers slow burn in 300k words. The sexual tension is too much to handle, I absolutely adore these two. They probably fucked once and Picard regrets it immeasurably. 

Picard x Riker: Nah, not for me. But you do you dudes.

Riker x Troi: Again, I quite like these two together. Two Bi Icons getting together, I’m here for it. 

Riker x Worf: Eh, Worf isn’t really a fav of mine so that makes me bias against this ship. It cool tho.

Riker x Crusher: *war flashbacks to when Crusher had sex with a Trill worm that was inside currently inside Riker’s body* Haha, fuck no. 

Troi x Crusher: Two queens getting together and tearing down the patriarchy, I stan.

Troi x Tasha: I tend to block out season one of TNG from my mind, but honestly, I like the vibe.

Data x Geordi: My OTP for this show. It should have happened. Rick Berman is a coward. They are just so sweet and they understand each other like no one else. A few of their scenes in this show made me cry. I ship

Data x Tasha: Nah, I don’t vibe. Would have been better as mlm and wlw solidarity. 

Worf x Troi: They had a few cute scenes together in the later seasons, I don’t hate neither super enjoy.

Deep Space Nine: (aka no straights in space)

Sisko x Kasidy: I liked them better in the early seasons. I think the writers low-key forgot about Kasidy until she was convenient plot device. 

Kira x Odo: I preferred it in the first few seasons where Odo had a little crush on Kira and it was kinda adorable. But after their relationship had become canon in the later seasons I was kinda disappointed.

Kira x Jadzia: I am here for this ship, two powerful women ready to take on the world together but also have their own insecurities that come up as the situation arises. Immaculate, I want it.

Dukat x Kira: Fuck no, they are enemies. Idk why the DS9 writers thought it would be a great idea to pair THESE two together. But thank god for Nana Visitor for being such a queen. 

Odo x Quark: Again, another amazing enemies to lovers ship. I love seeing those two on screen together, their chemistry is just *chef’s kiss*.

Miles x Keiko: Miles is like, the token heterosexual on this show. He loves his wife, his kids, and his job.

Bashir x Garak: Fuck yeah, OTP of this show for me gang. It was so heavily implied and it would have been so cool to see, especially in the 90s. But oh well, at least we got the actors writing and performing fanfiction for us.

Bashir x Jadzia: Yeah no, I wouldn’t ship them romantically. And the writers definetly did not favors to Bashir when they make his crush on her a bit creepy in the early seasons. But would be a BROTP for me.

Bashir x Ezri: Hnng, I don’t like. It just feels like Bashir is trying to date the Jadzia he never had and I don’t like it.

Jadzia x Worf: It’s fine, I guess. I don’t really see the chemistry.

Ezri x Jake: I mean, it’s better than Ezri x Bashir, but like, Dax has known Jake over 3 lifetimes and watched him grow up soooo, nah.

Jake x Ziyal: I am a fan. I think these two would have been really cool together especially since they are both artistic people with Jake’s writing and Ziyal’s painting. They could have done some really cool stuff together. Plus, it would make some interesting family reunion moments between Dukat and Sisko hehe.

Jake x Nog: Again, I am a fan. Tol and smol dynamics are what I am here for.

Garak x Ziyal: No

Voyager: (aka gays lost in space)

Janeway x Chakotay: The of the few straight ships I would die for. I am quite disappointed that nothing ever formed between the two because it would have been really cute and oh my god the tension the writers made between the two. I feel baited for this ship, AND IT’S A STRAIGHT SHIP! I’m sorry I have feelings about this. 

Janeway x Seven: Not a top ship of mine but I definitely see the chemistry here and I support it. 

Janeway x Paris: I only bring this up because in like season 1 or 2 they have axolotl children together because the writers were probably high as a kite when they came up with this idea for an episode. But a hard pass. 

Janeway x Coffee: I’m pretty sure this is already canon and I stan. 

Chakotay x Seven: I haven’t completely finished Voyager yet but I heard that this is the endgame for the two and WTF. I don’t see or understand it and it makes me upset, like really upset.

Chakotay x B’elanna: I’m just glad this wasn’t canon. I more just bring it up because I remembered B’elanna had a crush on Chakotay in the early seasons before Tom. And like, I get it because if Chakotay was my commanding officer I’d probably crush too girl. 

B’elanna x Paris: It’s a canon ship that I honestly kinda like. There are some moments where I’m like “oh no” and other where I’m like “YES”. But overall, I enjoy it. I just feel like there is something missing.

Paris x Kim: Fuck yea, I love these two together. Two bros turned lovers I am fucking here for it my dudes. But again, I feel like there is something else missing here.

B’elanna x Paris x Kim: Oh hell yea, I found what was missing. This is my personal OTP of Voyager. In my head I think Kim and B’elanna are just really close friends who do engineering things together. While Paris is in the corner, loving them both, but also setting the Delta Flyer on fire for the third time this week. I haven’t really looked into the Voyager tag (because spoilers) so idk if this is a popular ship. But I think they all have some really fun chemistry and I enjoy it. 

Paris x Delta Flyer: This just came to my head 20 seconds ago as I wrote the last one but I’m pretty sure this one is already canon. 

Kim x Seven: Nah

Seven x The Doctor: Hmm, do I dislike it as much as I do Seven x Chakotay? No, I do not. But do I like it that much? No, no I do not. I ship them as friends.

Tuvok x Nelix: No, not really. Opposites attract is not really my cup of tea all the time.

Nelix x Kes: Oh damn, I almost forgot about Kes. I know this is canon but where did this come from. The writers NEVER EXPLAIN IT! And then they never explain why the later broke up. I just... I just don’t understand. 

I doubt I have covered every ship, these were just the ones that came to me while writing this. Also, these are just my personal opinions please don’t come for my knees.

[foughfaugh]

Tag Game

Rules: Tag ten followers you’d like to get to know more

Tagged by @britomartid

Sorry for taking so long to respond to this! I was busy, and then I honestly just forgot. Thank for tagging me!

Name: My name is [insert deadname here], but when I start taking they/them pronouns at some point (hopefully), I’m going to change that. Don’t know what I’ll go by, though. My friends call me Ty as a joke (it’s a long story).

Star Sign: Taurus

Gender: Nonbinary (agender)

Height: 5′4″

Sexuality: Aroace

If you could be anywhere else right now, where: Chautauqua Lake

Wallpaper: Julian Bashir lmao (I don’t have my phone with me, or I’d take a screenshot)

Where do you see yourself in ten years: Ideally, I’ll be a sci-fi short story writer, but realistically, I’m probably going to be a programmer of some kind.

What was your coolest Halloween costume: I was a mad scientist in elementary school. I looked amazing.

What’s your favorite 90s TV show: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine because I’m a nerd.

Last kiss: I am aroace as hell, and I’ve never been kissed, and I don’t want to be kissed :)

Have you ever been stood up: Not on a date, although my friend once ditched me last minute to hang out with his girlfriend, so that sucked.

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: Noo

Favorite pair of shoes: This is lame, but I have this pair of slippers that I wear literally everywhere because they have decent soles, and they are comfy as hell. (I’m actually wearing them right now, even though I’m at school.)

Favorite fruit: Peaches

Favorite book: Seraphina and Tess of the Road by Rachel Hartman. Nothing else comes close. (Although I also love Shadow Scale by Rachel Hartman, Wonderstruck and The Marvels by Brian Selznick, and A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness.)

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: I’m really boring.

Favorite gif:

This, but without the text...

No pressure whatsoever to you guys...

@yedrindax @dull-dukat @thebriarsrose @celestialwarzone @abunchofmaraudersfluff @snobunns @cloaked-romulan-warbird ...can’t come up with three more lol

[plant-dad-sulu]

Tagged by @jadzeanna

Rules are:

Post the rules.

Answer the questions given to you by the tagger.

Write 11 questions of your own.

And tag 11 people.

1.Favorite captain? Janeway for sure, she’s has the most genuine scientific excitement and she’s also a badass

2.Sexiest CMO? I guess? Julian??

3.Character who could kick your ass and you’d thank them? Janeway, absolutely. 4.Name one character you headcanon as actually straight. um......... The closest I think is Miles O’Brien and probably also Scotty, but I’ve never really considered it before

5.Favorite wacky episode title? I forgot to answer this, so I’ve come back to say I dont know

6.Favorite wacky episode? The Trouble with Tribbles is a CLASSIC and I also love Trials and Tribbleations 

7.BroTP? Sulu and Chekov; also Julian and Miles

8.NoTP? Anyone with Dukat. Other than that it’s free game

9.If You Had To Pick A Character To Kin… No thank you

10.What would your role be on a starship? Navigator I would like to think or biologist

11.What would your Characteristic Beverage Order be? Hot chocolate (you ‘n me Troi)

I’m Tagging: @spockt, @tildytwo, @starmanspock, @space-helen, @jimkirkwearspanties, @trekking-out-jims-ass, @doctorparmak, @aspiring-know-it-all, @uss-riogrande, @startracers, @earth-dad and whoever else wants to!

My questions are:

Do you believe in aliens?

What’s your favourite type of sky?

What’s your favourite place?

Who should be the next starship captain? (of the existing characters)

What’s your favourite colour of flower?

If you could shrink down or make bigger any animal and keep it as a pet, what would it be?

How do you feel right now?

How many pancakes is too many?

What song has been getting stuck in your head way too much lately?

What are you looking forward to?

How long has it been since you last had cake?

Happy answering!

[agatharights]

You tagged leadraktajino's pic siskarak but its worse its disko (dukat/sisko)

shit, yeah, my bad. I know, I forgot the ship name for a split second

[lindwurmkai]

faunmoss replied to your post: faunmoss replied to your post: ...

lol I suppose I used the word ‘woobify’ sorta flippantly. I basically meant anything from “draws fanart/ photoshops a flowercrown on them” to “writes meta abt their shitty childhood/ circumstances” to “tags gifs of them as 'my beautiful shitty trash son’” like basically any “I relate/ identify with them” idk. like for example there are villains I love that I don’t do this at all, like Gul Dukat from star trek. he’s a slimy evil bastard and I love watching him but there’s literally not a single positive trait about him at all? but it’s very different to say Palpatine who’s just gross and I hate him. or Ursula from Arielle who I feel a kind of defiant solidarity to bc of queercoding and such and she just has a killer design and I’d love a movie with her as a good or complicated-but-not-utterly-evil character idk. anyway none of those are woobifying but thats not to say I don’t also do that I just can’t remember any rn

Oh, I see. That includes a few more things than my previous understanding of the word, which doesn’t affect my original point but does mean I sometimes woobify some villains according to your version. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I always find it interesting to observe which villains I end up liking and which I don’t. Sometimes I know exactly why (see Kylo), but sometimes I have no idea. I mean, sometimes I also have no idea what draws me to a non-villainous character ... or to a ship ... and why not to others ... I try to figure it out as often as possible, but it does’t always work.

idk I suddenly forgot any franchises I might be fan of I don't know?????????? brain why. but basically when you think a lot abt how they're feeling and you kinda want them to have it better (not necessarily succeed in their evil ways just. here hav a mug of cocoa and a blanket ;__;)

I 300000% do this with Zuko from a:tla but that doesn't really count bc he gets a redemption arc in canon 

Heh. I always immediately forget everything I’ve ever been a fan of as soon as I start having such conversations. For some reason, the only character who’s been popping into my head repeatedly while I typed all this was G/erald Tar/rant (kindly putting some slashes in there in case some poor soul goes searching for posts about him and finds this mess instead) from a book series that ... I think ... was called ... oh goddammit. My wifi is misbehaving, so googling would take a while rn. Anyway, he kills people and starts out unapologetically evil in an absolutely delightful way, though later he gets a bit of that “being reluctantly talked into good deeds” treatment I think? And I’ve forgotten the end??? How am I supposed to make any reasonable points like this. *glares at brain*

Well, I’m definitely very susceptible to the “here have some cocoa and a blanket” feel, especially because I often think if only someone had treated the character better in the past, they wouldn’t have turned evil in the first place. It’s not about absolving them of blame so much as ... I just want to fix the universe?? A game of tactics: what would have had to happen differently for this character to not have done that?

I don’t really want to hand the current, non-AU, has-fucked-shit-up version of most villains I like a cup of cocoa. Unfortunately I don’t know Zuko or what his redemption arc consists of (tho I think he was the guy whose hairstyle I accidentally copied once :P), so I can’t say how I would feel in that situation.

[ao3feed-ds9]

by IHidMyFaceFromYouNoMore

Gul Dukat takes an interest in Julian for reasons Julian don't care about. It's not like he's getting anywhere with Garak, so he doesn't have anything to lose by associating with Dukat.

But it's never as simple as that.

Words: 3226, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Julian Bashir, Dukat (Star Trek), Elim Garak

Relationships: Julian Bashir/Dukat, Julian Bashir & Dukat, Julian Bashir/Elim Garak, Julian Bashir & Elim Garak

Additional Tags: Not Angst But Also Not... Happy, Drugs, consensual drug use, Explicit Sexual Content, Self-Lubricating Cardassians, Fingering, handjob, Anal, Rimming, Early in Canon, (probably takes place somewhere near the end of season 1), (so before anyone knows the full ramifications of Dukat's crimes), More Tags Will Follow as the Story Develops, Ah Heck i forgot one of the important tags, so: cardassians are slightly more reptillian in this fic, Cardassians with tails, Cardassians With Claws, et cetera et cetera - Freeform

from AO3 works tagged 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' https://ift.tt/2ZEci7r

[ao3feed-ds9]

by BubbaKnowlton

Assigned to do a book report with one of her classmates, one Elan Garak, Ziyal instead finds herself having a wonderful evening at the beach with him, his older brother, and his brother's friend. It's great to spend a few hours away from her father, but surprise at making a new friend makes her forget to tell her where she went, so it ends up being like a kidnapping.

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Ziyal was struck with the realization that she had completely forgotten to text her father and Nerys to tell them that she would be with Elan and his brother. She’d been so surprised at Elan talking that she’d forgotten all about where her phone sat sadly at the bottom of her backpack.

She wiped her sandy hands off on her damp shirt before taking her phone. Sure enough, it was her father calling. He was going to yell at her, she was sure.

When she hesitated to answer, Liret asked, “What’s wrong?”

“I forgot to tell my father I was coming with you. I was going to text him after I knew whether or not I could do my project with Elan, but I forgot.”

“Guls, he doesn’t know you’re here?”

“No...”

Words: 4269, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Doctor and Lizard space dads

Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Tora Ziyal, Original Child Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Dukat (Star Trek), Kira Nerys (mentioned), Elim Garak (mentioned), Julian Bashir (mentioned)

Relationships: background Julian Bashir/Elim Garak - Relationship, Tora Ziyal & original male character, Dukat & Tora Ziyal

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, loosely inspired by deep dish nine, young!Ziyal, Underage Drinking, Accidental kidnapping, Ziyal gets a good & fun day out with her new friends like she deserves, Kidfic

from AO3 works tagged 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' https://ift.tt/2wgu2Wy

[ao3feed-ds9]

by BubbaKnowlton

Honestly, Ben thinks, it's like the Prophets are trying to kill their son. / Whumptober 2018

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“It’s a list of faces that someone made me. I have memory loss because...” He thought for a moment. “Huh, I forgot. Did anyone tell you?”

“No, I only just arrived. What’s going on here? A Bajoran festival?”

He remembered this! “It’s Halloween! A human holiday where you dress up in costumes. I’m a skeleton! Uh-” Joey glanced at the padd. “Jake and Ziyal have skulls painted on them too. I can’t find them. Or anyone on this list but you.”

Words: 2642, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 9 of Whumptober 2018 [Disko kid edition]

Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Julian Bashir, Benjamin Sisko, Gul Dukat, Original Child Character(s), Miles O'Brien

Relationships: Dukat/Benjamin Sisko, Julian Bashir/Elim Garak

Additional Tags: Temporary Amnesia, Kid Fic, Halloween

from AO3 works tagged 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' https://ift.tt/2qFzQq1