#I HATE GRIDDLEHARK

[spades7777]

the midnight hagette and her disgusting little cuckoo. they have captured my mind and soul

[cutetanuki-chan]

she's mesmerized

[saiintofawe]

no one does miscommunication like griddlehark. they're so bad at it that they don't even do the communication part. they just do utterly insane things out of love for each other and then each one interprets the actions of the other in the wrong fucking way

[undynestan]

happy valentines day…

[notedchampagne]

off with the facepaint now you have to look them in the eye

[soopdumpling]

orpheus and euridice discourse contribution

[gimmequeerbooksnow]

He reads Poe. He named all of his friends after amazing heroses. He watches vines. He has weird obsessions with women’s hair. He laughs at memes nobody in his life understands. He was fully aware that cows have emotions and friends. He refused to bring his daughter back when asked by her gf. The he started slowly grooming said gf. Then he brought his daughter back but took her heart out. He dressed her in silver bc hi is insecure. He is the nercrolord prime. The emperor undying. His name is John Gaius.

Somebody should smack the hell out of him.

[jbm04]

My modern AU Harrowhark works as a high profile art conservator. Specializes in oil painting.

This is something her family is known for.

Like… when the Vatican wants a painting restored, it has to be done by a Nonagesimus.

She doesn’t do original work but she has spent the majority of her life working on a piece called The Body. It’s been passed down in her family for generations. It’s unfinished. It’s shrouded in mystery.

She’s probably not okay.

Look, I just didn’t want to do Dr. Harrowhark.

I wanted something where she could work alone and be considered exceptional at. Yeah it’s not bones but it feels like it’s something she could do in a dark room with a series of very specific spot lights.

So that way when Gideon is standing in the way she can go, “you’re in my light” as a kind of disembodied voice from the dark.

[procrastinationaccount]

Wait Cam and Pal's notes on Nona are all still around somewhere. Unless the Building got burned down or something the tapes and letters to each other are there, the ass joke tally marks are still up, the six pages on Harrow's body kissing the mirror are kicking. Forget Harrow and Kiriona interacting with the gang, we need to swing by and pick those up for perusal!

[catrasfreckles]

[notyournecromancer]

the thing about nona the ninth, is what the fuck

[butchsaint]

the high school griddlehark au that exists in my head. harrow “freak catholic girl on the verge of deconstruction” nonagesimus and her loser enemy? girlfriend? (their peers are unsure, but also don’t really care enough about them to speculate) gideon “you’re lucky your dad is the principal, how can you wear these shirts to class” nav-gaius. harrow is going to buzz her hair and start getting into tarot cards during their second year at college

[cutetanuki-chan]

wanted to sketch something fun

[saiintofawe]

fuck every lesbian situationship in the world none of them can top whatever these two have going on

[sprainedankle15]

we fuckin on the bone bed

[tanis-zed]

Harrow has pipe organ player vibes, but honestly, I think any music louder than muttered song lyrics that sound kind of like prayers would give her a headache.

Gideon, on the other hand, would learn to play an instrument just to spite Harrow. Especially one with religious connotations, because what’s the Reverend Daughter gonna do? STOP Gideon from actually doing something in keeping with the faith for once?