#I also decided that they're multilingual and have different languages they prefer to speak at

[ranminfan]

Sometimes leading a tribe can be stressful, even when you have your right-hand man bossing them around.

Ey I finally got to draw human Mel, but I'm not so confident with how he looks but its the best I got atm.

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Also, I have this theory that Kevin is a teetotaler, or a person who doesn't drink alcohol. There's this background shot of him refusing Stuart's drink in the 1st minions movie-

- and Idk I just love that they added that little detail of character towards Kevin, really making him fit the big brother role. And now I love him even more.

english translation under the cut:

[phillipsgraves]

i lied i do want grazie + all.

they're literally so embarrassing. and so am i for going this in depth with the nsfw ones but. here we are. rest are under the cut as always (also obvs. cw for nsfw)

SFW

1. Who cooks?

I’ve talked about this on a different ask, but they both do! Though I think Graves does it more often just because I imagine it’s something he actually enjoys doing (and that he wants to make sure Apollo feels accommodated given his vegetarian lifestyle) 

2. Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?

Answered this one here! TLDR; Graves is the messiest, Apollo is the cleanest

3. Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?

Graves, 100%. He’s a complete dad and you can practically hear the Home Depot theme playing whenever he grabs his tools. That, and he’d be the type of guy to call his car his pride and joy

4. Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?

Graves again. Resident handyman of the household and I’m pretty certain his and Kelly’s house is just completely refurbished from the ground up and the only thing left from the original building is the framework

5. Who buys the groceries?

Both of them do, but Apollo does it more often than not just because Graves has the horrible tendency to insist he doesn’t need a shopping list and then forgets all the important things he needed to grab. Sometimes they make a date out of it, though

6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

Apollo insists on going Dutch, Graves insists on paying and orders more food between the two of them. They both get dessert but Graves’ has to be the most tooth-rotting, food coma-inducing thing on the menu. If it’s not putting you at risk for diabetes, he doesn’t want it

7. Would they go to the beach?

Definitely, though Apollo’s more interested in sunbathing more than anything else. Graves is either pulling him towards the water or digging the biggest hole in the sand (after digging a smaller hole so Kelly can lie on her stomach teehee)

8. Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?

They both know how, basic training of course. Not to mention Apollo grew up near the sea

9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?

I’m not so sure if Graves’ abhorrent Spanish counts, but Apollo speaks both Italian and English. He has tried teaching Graves’ a few basic phrases and was a little surprised at how much he’s picked up just by listening to him

10. Any pets? Or plants?

I talked about their pets here, but they also have a big garden that they all tend to together

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Graves prefers showers, Apollo prefers baths, and they both prefer doing it together (saves water… or so they say). Problem is, Apollo prefers hotter-than-hell showers and Graves is certain his skin is about to melt off his bones. Bubble fights, though, absolutely

12. Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?

They’ve known each other long enough to be able to sit in comfortable silence, but Graves talks more for sure

13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

They both stay up late, but Graves more so than Apollo, and Apollo sleeps in the most. Usually they don’t have to force the other into going to bed or waking up, but… sometimes they just need a little coaxing, that’s all!

14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

Apollo, absolutely. He can and will be annoyed at the most inane of things. Sun just slightly in his eyes? Hangnail? His hair won’t stay the way he’s trying to style it? Day ruined. Graves doesn’t mind, though. If he can help make his day a little less miserable, he’ll do it

15. Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

They both decide, but obviously Graves is 100% the airport dad. They do agree they prefer going to more tropical places, though. They tried skiing one time and they ended up having to stay in the cabin because Graves broke a leg

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1. How often do they have sex, if at all?

Man, when aren’t they having sex? They’ll do it anywhere if it’s private enough and they can spare the time. Bedroom? Their offices? The barracks bathroom? Hell, if the firing range is empty they’d probably try it there and they probably already have

2. Who brings ideas? Who initiates?

Apollo sometimes brings ideas up as a joke, and he’s always surprised when it’s something Graves wants to at least experiment with. Early on in their relationship Apollo usually initiates, but now it’s a mix of the two

3. Any kinks they clash on?

Not that I can think of! I can see them having very similar tastes, and whenever they’d experiment they almost always end up liking/disliking the same kinks

4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

Again: the firing range. The noises you heard? All part of the training procedure, don’t even worry about it. Seriously, don’t. You didn’t even hear anything

5. Favourite positions?

Cowgirl (boy?), but Apollo prefers it when they’re both upright because he likes sitting on his lap 🥲 doggy style would be Graves’ personal favorite, but he also likes holding Apollo’s legs up while they’re in missionary because he’s a freak and likes it when he starts quivering

6. Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

They’re both switches, but their usual routine ends up with Apollo being a power bottom and Graves being a service top, but he does dom every now and then… and when he is, Apollo just turns the brattiness up to 11

7. Genital headcanons?

Graves is… average. To say the least. He’s also, ahem. A grower not a shower, so, y’know. I’ve not given much thought towards Apollo but safe to say his peepee is as pretty as the rest of him. Curtains match the drapes or however the saying goes. Also he’s trimmed.

8. Favourite erogenous zones?

Apollo absolutely love love loves being touched around the stomach. A hand over his navel area or Graves sliding his hand around his waist to the small of his back and he’s completely putty in his hands. Likewise, Graves just absolutely melts over a hand gently scratching his scalp, bonus points if his hair is just being slightly pulled. He also loves the little kisses Apollo leaves on his palms and fingertips

9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?

Heavy makeouts lead to sex fairly quickly with these two, and innocent touching eventually leads to some not-so innocent touching later on. They’re also both pretty big fans of oral, but Apollo prefers giving to receiving. Also uhh, no condoms haha! As for turn offs, they’d both hate the other using their phone in the bedroom (unless it’s for other reasons, y’know) Apollo also hates being asked if he’s close (chances are he definitely isn’t anymore) and also the rough, sloppy tempo (because for God’s sake, this isn’t a porno). On the other hand, Graves doesn’t like having pets in the bedroom (one time Apollo’s cat just judgingly stared at him the entire time). It made him very uncomfortable

10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

Graves usually comes first, but there’s been a few times where he’s made Apollo orgasm first (and he’s always euphoric about it) and he definitely comes the most. Apollo’s only ever ended up unfinished once (and then he tried to lie about it, which, obviously Graves could tell because they’re both men). Definitely wasn’t unfinished after that. If anything, he probably finished another three times after he tried lying about it 😌 there were tears shed

11. Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

Hand-holding, always. They’re grossly tactile like that

12. How are their afterglows?

Maybe a quick smoke, a lot of gushy pillowtalk… Apollo kissing him all over once they’ve both cleaned up

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Graves is the louder one, Apollo likes hearing how he feels but he in return, as juvenile as it sounds, is definitely embarrassed about being heard. Unfortunately for him, Graves likes hearing how good he’s making him feel so he takes that as his cue to increase the tempo. He’ll also start biting and pulls Apollo’s hand away from his mouth if he needs to

14. Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?

Lights off, always. They’re also obsessed with looking at each other, but Graves was a little embarrassed when they were starting out. Funnily enough, Apollo’s the one getting embarrassed presently just from how intensely Graves looks at him. Graves is definitely the type to grab him by the chin when he tries looking away 😗

15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

Closed… ish. There’s the three of them, and they’re not really keen on sharing with anyone else!