i don’t play dnd but people have told me i’d be a really good gm. here’s the thing though, i wanna do it like in a hot way. your fantasy character is about to get stretched around a ghost dick. roll 7 or higher to cum. is that dnd?? obviously i’d have an amazing adventure set up with good stakes and awesome reward but i’d be unfortunately super sexual about it. would i still be respected if i made the ghost woman creampie the player? what if they lost and the other players could roll to join?? sexy lesbian dnd nerds please respond and tell me if this is disrespectful to your culture okay thanks
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Someone confiscate the Kabumisu Rapunzel AU from me, I am not starting a long form anything until my DPxDC novel is done but also I am ONLY capable of doing it wrong
Because:
Kabru MUST be Rapunzel. Mandatory. Milsiril is not letting that little bitch out of her tower. (Also his Main Character Energy)
Mithrun has less than zero drive to do anything ever up to and including wandering around in lonely tower infested woods to find said lost princess
These can only be resolved by Mithrun also already being inside the tower and then we’re into Beauty and The Beast territory too with the Forbidden Room but instead of Cursed Flower there is Cursed Hottie
Tbh Labrumisu would solve this problem where’s my threesome shippers we need ONE (1) character with some goddamn initiative
(Sadly still can’t be me I do not ship Laios in general he’s just not got that Ship Juice)
Milsiril just has such perfect villain vibes and okay I’m selling myself on the Labrumisu because if Laios comes in to kidnap one of her babies (and her broken former coworker) there’s a 50-50 on whether Milsiril just decides he’s young enough to adopt
This is now a main character hoarding situation Falin and Marcille have to come rescue Laios and also his boyfriends from the crazy sword elf and her army of dolls
Which is why I can’t write this one.
Look at that.
Look what happened in like 5 bullet points.
The rails have been OBLITERATED but also it’s just got such good legs someone take this idea and run with it to somewhere very different and much simpler than I am capable of
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I’ll always be disappointed that rise doesn’t have 1987! TMNT crossover event. Not only because they are the only cartoon version not to have one, but because it would be such great groundwork for a Turtles Forever 2.
Imagine the 1987! Turtles being the link that connects to all the different tmnt versions of themselves. And when all the versions meet up for the first time the 1987! Turtles are the ones who have to introduce the groups to each other.
They would just be so nonchalant about it too. Like,
“Oh yeah, we helped vaporize their alien Shredder with a laser when our Shredder thawed him out of his ice-prison in space.”
“We meet these dudes after their solar system got like totally ripped apart by their triceratons dudes. It got better though.”
“They have superpowers which are tied to their familial lineage. Which I still can’t scientifically explain. Also their Donnie is a bit of a ………unethical scientist so try not to fall asleep around him.”
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I’m sure I’m not the first person to say this, but I am so grateful that the Yellowjackets creative team has proven themselves flexible storytellers—in a lot of ways, but particularly regarding Van. ‘Cuz how many times do we get a lesbian in a show (especially a funny, lovable one) and resign ourselves to having to say goodbye in some catastrophic way? And this is absolutely the kind of show where, until you see the adult counterparts, any one of those kids could bite it. And that Van was SUPPOSED to die—or at least, wasn’t necessarily supposed to live—but Liv Hewson did such a fantastic job and the character became so enriched and so charming that she not only gets to live past season one, but gets to live into adulthood.
And that she gets to be so herself in adulthood; Van feels the least changed, in some ways, of any of the grown versions. She’s, as Ambrose and Hewson point out, dimmed down and calcified, but she’s still dressing the same, she’s still proudly gay, she’s out here acting as a sort of snarky cinema mentor to the kids who come into her shop. No, she isn’t happy, because none of them are, but she is alive, and she’s out and proud, and she’s a fundamental figure in this narrative when she could so easily have been written out in a blaze of fire or a wolf attack. I’m so grateful, because it means no matter where adult Van’s journey takes her, we’re getting to hang on to Hewson for as long as the show runs, as one of the core six members of the ‘96 cast, and that is fucking huge. We’re getting the message that at least two of those six characters are gay and get to grow up, and that gayness has nothing whatsoever to do with their trauma and problems in 2021. Like. Goddamn. That’s enormous.
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// WOTFI SPOILERS‼️‼️
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I will actually never get over this ending. This is something I’ve always imagined, but never saw coming true. The content and tranquility between the two, and just sitting in each others presence while drinking coffee, not really bothered by the fact that one’s not telling them what’s in the notebook and the other isn’t bothered by asking what he’s doing. Ngl, rewatching I would get emotional. Realizing how far SMG4 & SMG3 have come in terms of relationship development (and character development) to one another brings me to another level of heartwarming. I could talk about how much they’ve grown and learned together, but if I did my fingers would hurt, and I would never finish. Maybe some other day, but for now I just wanted to state I really enjoyed WOTFI this year, and considering the TV situation hasn’t been wrapped up yet (surprisingly), I look forward to it and how it will show up in different episodes.
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