video review of lover by me
this is the funniest thing you’ll read all day
"how do we move on from an album that's like you suck you suck my boyfriend's okay though you suck"
also i cannot dance
"the opposite of feeling a really strong emotion is feeling NOTHING!!!! rolls back in chair NOTHING!!!!!!!"
"every time i hear the bridge i get an exorcism" (cruel summer)
insert one minute silence as i look for discord messages about cruel summer
"if you think that you don't like this song, you like this song." (cruel summer)
"it's the song that's immediately like 'give me your money' and you're like 'okay!'" (cruel summer)
“makes me single, yeah” (lover)
and then i started singing the bridge and fell on the floor (lover)
"if i were a man, what would you - what would you think of me?" (the man)
"yes sister spill that sister tea!!!" quieter "i need to stop" (the man)
"i always get annoyed when reviews are so long because it's like what do you have to talk about? are you so funny you can keep a review going that long? well, yes i am that funny and yes i have plenty of things to talk about, so,"
"taylor swift is the greatest bridger of our time"
i was talking about the production on the man and i ended up saying projection three times
"i feel like we all collectively forgot about the archer after the album was released! like before everyone was saying "THE ARCHER OMG THE ARCHER MY FAYVRITE TRACK FIVE" and now it's like "say what now arrow"
also i said shrek five instead of track five and i didnt even notice
“i think he knows is a sonical bop, i think he knows have my babies”
"she said rights for YOU points aggressively at self not you you don't get the rights I GET THE RIGHTS" (miss americana)
"it's like taylor was sitting in the studio one day and was like what song can i write specifically for my holy ground stan who lives in {redacted} oh i know miss americana and the heartbreak prince"
“i love the violins in miss americana she said string student rights!!!! quieter i was always really bad at strings”
"im a (pause) disASTER"
(about the moon is high like your friends were the night that we first met) "imagine like the cops coming into your house like are you doing marijuana? and it's like what's the proof? a taylor swift song. and you're just like i have never met a tyler smith in my life.""and i don't plan to start" (paper rings)
"you say where are the wise men taylor they DEAD taylor they DEAD cause you killed them all.
i grabbed my nostrils and made an inhuman noise about paper rings
"except like i would never accept any proposal from a man smiles"
"if you wouldn't die for cornelia street and kill a random cat to hear it again i don't want to kNOW YOU"
me, trying to decide on a holy trinity: lists five songs
"i can't relate to a lot of songs on lover because they're about being in love" oof
"i know it's such a cliche to be like this pop star gets me but taylor swift GETS ME"
"if you drink my fifteen dollar target wine i will END YOU" (death by a thousand cuts)
"i was fully expe- prepared" (london boy)
"i was expecting this song to kill me, rip my hair out, and put me in a corner" (london boy)
"the first thing i thought when i heard false god was this sounds like watered down juice" (false god)
instead of talking about false god, i will spend five minutes giving relationship counselling
“i’m assuming it’s a saxophone some people said it was a saxophone i don’t know i’m not a band kid” (false god)
“i keep singing like religion is your lips - wait that’s actually the correct lyric!” (false god)
“i know this song is about sex” (false god)
“it’s like the don’t blame me that everyone is like this is don’t blame me but this is don’t blame me” (false god)
“what i first thought when i heard this song was (insert progression of gasps)” (you need to calm down)
“in shake it off it’s like AH! I DON’T CARE! I’M GONNA SHAKE IT!”
“my favorite line is shade never made anybody less gay because, uh, honey, it didn’t” (you need to calm down)
*spends ten minutes getting distracted and talking about the lover music video*
“can it just look like a VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD” (lover music video)
“not fun shit i’m looking at the me i’m looking at the me” (afterglow)
*spends another ten minutes relationship counselling*
“it has a very special place in my *gestures to chest* that” (afterglow)
“i was like JOEL LITTLE he cowrote PURE HEROINE and then it was like spelling is fun!” (me!)
“has she ever done an all too well single? ever?” (me!)
“if you hate me you hate fun. me? me is one of the best songs on the album. tied with every other song on the album. i’m saying that with a completely heterosexual face. i mean straight face.” (me!)
“me is like, you’re a disaster! we both know you’re a disaster! but you know you? you are the only one of you.” (me!)
“fuck everyone who doesn’t like me” (me!)
“thank you taylor for supporting the kids of toronto when the premier won’t gets up and leaves” (it’s nice to have a friend)
“it’s NOT IT’S A GOOD SONG YOU ALL JUST HATE FUN!” (it’s nice to have a friend)
“maybe you guys are just old because you can’t relate to video games! have some fucking fun! not every song has to be an all too well! not every song has to be a clean! sometimes it’s okay to have FUN.” (it’s nice to have a friend)
“and then i loved it! and you all SUCK!” (it’s nice to have a friend)
“like, that’s angelic bitch” (it’s nice to have a friend)
“you all should start putting some damn respect on her name” (it’s nice to have a friend)
“i have to be honest with you guys, i’m a daylight stan now.” (daylight)
*has a three minute breakdown over album closers*
“i don’t have a lover” oof (daylight)
“daylight is like i’m gonna step into the daylight and let it go, it’s alright, hakuna matata” (daylight)
“and i’m just like god bless jack antonoff!” (daylight)
“favorite album album ever, i’m the only one of me bitch!”
“yeah that’s terrifying that’s fucking terrifying”
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Final Reckoning Episode One Review plus a little info from seasons past.
Hello World! Mtv’s Hit The Challenge Returned Tuesday July 10, 2018 at 9pm! This season is “the end of the challenge as we know it”. Which as of right now I’m calling total b.s. since well mtv the last few season has been “recreating” older seasons ie; The Challenge Invasion of the champions, a very sad and terrible attempt to recreate the iconic The Ruins. Then we went into Dirty 30, the longest season in existence and a horrible rip off of Free Agents which in my opinion was the last great season of the show. In the dirty 30 we had something called the purge aka lets fuck Darrell over and allow a bunch of idiots to run the show. Yes I am still bitter because Darrell was robbed out of a title that season and instead our winners were a racist and an anti feminist douche lord, I mean Camila and Jordan. Then we slide into Vendettas after that tragic second season of Champs V stars, which we won’t even talk about since it was a bunch of d list celebrities who i didnt even know and well the terrell owens aka the biggest bitch in the nfl. Moving along, on Vendettas we received a much needed invasion of new people from big brother and mtv uk! Be warned I have never watched mtv Uk shows or any big brother so I had zero idea who these people were but I was excited to see them! We also got from season 5 of are you the one Kam, Eddie, and Alicia. I loved that season of ayto and the people they chose to come onto vendettas made total sense. But what didn’t make any sense at all was the poor get rid of eddie they did. Now I will only say this once and the source that told me this is very credible since he was on their season of ayto he also doesn’t like either person involved however he dislikes eddie more. Simple fact is Alicia Lied, plan and simple. There was never a restraining order or anything of that nature. You can look it up online its public information in every state. Moving on from that, the additions from the uk were all very attractive, and before you gasp and say even Kyle?! Yes even Kyle , I feel like he looks better in person then he does on tv. The fights that season we’re beyond annoying . This was my face anytime Kailah or nicole spoke or were on my tv screen
I give them both a chance every season they are on but they always make me regret giving said chance. The luggage throwing incident pissed me the fuck off. & Before you all go WeLL cArA dID iT To JOrdAn guess what she put a waterproof bag of his clothes in water omg get over it. Jemmeye Kailah & Britni Ganged up on kayleigh because of a rumor about her and bananas that Devin started to get Johnny thrown into elimination. It was not okay, it is never okay to touch someone elses belongings ever. I do not care, her stuff was broken and none of the actual apologized for it.
Now for what you came for my review of the Challenge Final Reckoning Episode 1
First off I was hoping this season was a team season sadly it was just a rip off of the Rivals series which was only decent for rivals 1 and 2. Rivals 3 was ridiculous and a waste of time and energy. In the beginning we see everyone show up and Tj is all like guess what your partner is buried and you have to find them! oh and the last two teams will be sent home ending their time in south africa. Me as a view knowing damn well tj is full of shit
We see Zach dig up his partner Amanda first. Listen I was very excited to hear that Amanda was coming back this season! I really was until all the twitter beef with cara, and unless you’ve been living under a rock you know exactly what I am talking about. (hint him and amanda won the challenge wooooooooh)
Here is everyones partnerships.
Zach & Amanda; Their beef seems a little forced since it’s about Amanda “making up” lies about jenna that even jenna confirmed was true. This team will go far if Zach learns how to work well with women.
Angela & Faith; I honestly don’t understand their beef, really over tor’i really. irrelevant ass team. Angela doesn’t have that same energy she did with Alicia when it comes to Shane and Kam. They won’t go far unless someone (cough cough angela sleeps with someone in power, pulling a veronica in the ruins when she hooked up with my favorite toothbrush twin evan.)
Dj Bald I mean Brad & hair plugs pathological liar I mean kyle; THIS TEAM MAKES ZERO SENSE YALL DEADASS MADE SOME SHIT UP. UHM HELLOOO DARRELL TAYLOR DID NOT WHOOP THAT ASS ON THE RUINS FOR ZERO REASON. Like mtv please stop calling kyle , he literally makes me want to stab him daily.
Cara & Marie; Listen these two have serious dislike for each other over a fucking tweet cara liked & it makes sense they are together. I honestly think this team will do well if Marie Actually fucking tries which i think she will. Tbh marie did campaign to be caras Partner.. However I feel like we as viewers deserved a coral cara team. Those two are both very strong women who need to work out their issues and become civil because I personally love them both.
Ct & Veronica; An og team, ct called v weak but she won more daily challenges then the majority of the girls on dirty 30 . A team to actually fear if they try and win
Derrick & Tori; Yasssss my boo derrick is back!!!!!! Don’t tell tyler but i adore derrick and think hes amazing. I really like tori as well but her taste in men is just as questionable as mine. Back story tori cheated on derrick with jordan. therefor they don’t like each other.
Bananas & ??? : THIS LITERALLY COULD BE ANYBODY. I’m hoping its sarah so he can break his curse and retire because honestly no one can touch his record unless Landon came out of retirement or if production doesn’t keep fucking over darrell
Joss & Sylvia the sheep; Joss is Hot , and he voted sheep into the elimination and she got mad. damn well knowing she would’ve done the same thing. they do great.
Kam & Melissa; I love this team, this “rivalry” started over a misunderstanding I’m hoping they do well...
Natalie & Paulie; I don’t care enough to waste my time
Nelson & Shane; I’m actually started to like nelson, my dislike for him comes from my loyalty to tyler.. I love shane he is the sassy gay bff that I need in my life. This team will do well if nelson and shane both keep themselves in check
Mama Day & Jozea; I’ve never watched big brother but this team is by far my favorite big brother pairing, I follow both on twitter and they make me laugh daily. underdogs i stan
Britni & Chuck; The hotmess express team. Clearly still feelings there, chuck sucks for what he did to her, they will need to find a way to get past their issues
Jenna & Jemmeye; One of the best moves in challenge history caused this feud. they will do well, jemmeyes brain and jennas brawn.
Kailah & Kayleigh; Failah likes to bully others kayleigh was her victim last season. they’ll probably be out pretty early..
Now to the results of the challenge
Amanda and Zach won.
I’m not to sure about the rest of the order except for the fact Day & Jozea came in last but before jem & Jenna and Chuck & britni.
it was chucks fault him and brit lost
it was jennas fault her and jem lost
but was anyone really in shock
So then we hear bananas yelling for help since his partner left due to family emergency everyone goes digs him up and if it was up to me he wouldve been sent “home” and not brit and chuck since they almost beat day and jozea.. after they get bananas hoe ass out tj announces that amanda and zach are able to send another team home! And out of all the teams these two dumb asses pick day and jozea. like uhm helllooooooo!!! ya’ll deadass had the chance to send send strong teams home... I can’t the stupidity of these two i can’t. SO then the three teams leave and “go home”. Everyone goes to the house and already a fight breaks out between shane and angela, over a fucking shelf. Homegirl didn’t have the energy with shane like she did with Alicia , but we already knew she was a fraud. Then cut to outside where Joss and amanda are already flirting with each other. I will give credit is due, Amanda is a beautiful girl but has a very ugly soul and joss is very smart to hookup with her, camera time is everything and why not hook up with one of the most dramatic cast members ever. Cut to Syliva saying this could go great for her alliance or terribly for her alliance at least shes smart. The Que the amanda and joss makeout session. Then we cut to bananas cara and hair plugs talking about cara and kyle. Everything out of kyles mouth is a lie and garbage. Kyle states hes gonna sleep with other people and caras like cool whatever . The cut to faith and hairplugs making out, then faith gets into hottub and johnny being johnny brings it up in front of cara, and cara pulls a queen move by being like if he doesnt want me im not gonna wait around. boy bye best choice shes ever made. Then baby girl proceeded to go into a room and make herself look bad by trying to get at paulie. Like oh no baby what is you doing go to sleep and leave him alone..
Then we cut to the best part of the night in my opinion, first we see melissa walk in and try to be civil with kailah, failah wants zero part in it but melissa still tries because melissa wants to be nice then failah pushes melissa and melissa molly whopped her then they were pulled apart
Everyone but kailah stans on twitter
Then the teams who were “sent home” arrive at the redemption house and tj explains some shit i wasn’t paying attention because i didnt care at that point
Then they go to the photoshoot day and Tj shows up which is never good..
Tells melissa and kailah they are both out ..
Now we dont know kam and kayleighs fate, we find out next week..
Over all this episode was awesome , the cliffhanger was needed , we had a fight some hook ups and a twist.
this season will be interesting to say the least.
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> [Part 3] Close Encounters of the Zombie Kind
[Kit, after finding out from Sipara that Pheres is injured, messages Pheres’s rainbowdrinker matesprit Emerel to check up on him, and ends up fielding an impromptu feelsdump from Em and talking himself into a temporary moirallegience.
Emerel is MN (jade) and belongs to @havesomefantrolls, and Kit is CC (cerulean) and belongs to me!]
Excerpt:
MN: look .I. think .I. nEEd hElp .KIT.
MN: .I. kEEp worrying thE shit out of him and making in shrink up likE hEs afraid of bEing hit
MN: and fuck .I.m not okay with that
--cerebralCottontail [CC] started trolling meganeNarcissus [MN]!--
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Hey, um!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Are you there, Em?)
MN: hEy
MN: whats up
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, I!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Was wondering if you were okay, I guess, to start? / (´・×・`)\ )
MN: .I.
MN: as okay as .I.ll EVEr bE at thE momEnt
MN: how arE you holding up
MN: your shouldEr doing okay
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, my shoulder is fine!!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I was just asking, I mean, because I found out Pheres got hurt and I'm not actually sure if you were with him or anything so I wasn't sure if you got hurt or not because I don't think I would have been told about that!)
MN: wEll .I. would bE
MN: if thE goddamn grEmlin hadnt thrown .ME. out
MN: dont tEll him .I. call hEr that
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Call who that?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Sipara?)
MN: point bEing .I. cant gEt closE Enough to smEll him bEcausE of hEr and thats how .I. tEll how hEs doing
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, jeez.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Maybe you can ask the mediculler how he's doing?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I know Miss Rennis is a really nice sort of person from what Pheres has mentioned, and I looked up her clinic, she has really nice reviews and everything...)
MN: .I. mEant sipara
MN: shE thrEw us out
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But, um, yeah, I won't mention the Sipara thing probably.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I try not to talk to her much?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Us?)
MN: oh uh
MN: yEah about that
MN: hadEan is hErE
MN: surprisingly nobodys dEcked anybody yEt
MN: .I. promisEd .PHERES.I. wouldnt
MN: though that wont mEan much if hE
MN:
MN: nEVErmind
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(He's going to be fine!!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(If he wasn't, I think you would be able to tell just from how everyone was acting, I think?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And they probably wanted you to leave so they could work on him without stressing him out with adding more people in the medblock!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Especially if you guys are really tense around each other.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(You really shouldn't fight him again, though, I think adding more patients to the clinic is probably... the opposite of a good idea, haha! /(≧ x ≦)\ )
MN: you can say that again ugh
MN: but no wE actually
MN: talkEd???
MN: it was kind of okay and now .I.m not surE .I. Exist in this planE of rEality anymorE but thats bEsidEs thE point
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Like talked talked or like.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Yelled talked?)
MN: uh
MN: dEEEEEfinE yEllEd talk
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I think that if you have to ask it was probably some of that!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Wow, though, uh - how long are you staying? I can't make it right now but it sounds like you don't have any company you're especially fond of, and I'll probably get there after everyone's gone, but maybe I can catch you as you're leaving for a friendly face?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<((Actually, um, I'm not sure why you don't like Sipara? She doesn't like me very much, I think, but I didn't realize you didn't like her.))
MN: its not anything shE spEcifically did to bE honEst
MN: hEr pErsonality just gEts grating somEtimEs
MN: but shE thrEw .ME. out to work on .PHERES. and while .I. know its for thE bEst
MN: that hasnt stoppEd .ME. from bEing pissEd at hEr anyway
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I guess that makes sense.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I hope you're not too upset. I'm really sorry you're having a hard time with this! I mean I know you probably were going to because of Pheres and stuff, but it's unfortunate that Hadean and Sipara are adding to it even though it's kind of not something that can be helped?)
MN: look all .I. want is for .PHERES. to not bE dEad okay
MN: what .I. didnt want was to bE surroundEd by pEoplE .I. EithEr barEly know or cant stand at thE momEnt
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Yeah!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Yeah, of course, sorry.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(That's what I meant, too, I mean, I just said things weird, maybe?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, jeez.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Is there anywhere you can stay for a bit while Sipara isn't letting you in?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Like maybe a hotel or something!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(So you don't have to deal with that?)
MN: for now .I.m still gEtting my shit clEanEd up
MN: .I. might haVE challEngEd thE ground to a fist fight
MN: and .I. won but now .I.m a mEss
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, no!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I thought you said you were okay??)
MN: ...hEy .KIT.
MN: quEstion
MN: .I. said .I.m as okay as .I. can bE right now
MN: but anyway
MN: quEstion
MN: do .I. scarE you
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I didn't realize that meant you weren't okay! / ( ´•̥ו̥` )\ )
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Are you at least taking care of yourself?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Like, since you... hit the ground, I guess.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And what do you mean?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(You're kind of worrying me right now, I guess, but I also think I might be overblowing things because I'm also worried about Pheres and I can't talk to him.)
MN: .I.m pretty much finE physically man
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Okay!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Sorry, I didn't mean to fuss, or anything.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(That's nice to know, though.)
MN: but .I. was thinking about it whilE .I. was talking to hadEan and hE complainEd that
MN: .I. gEt angry way too Easy morE or lEss
MN: and .PHERES. had bEEn gEtting at thE samE thing whEn wE wErE talking
MN: .I.ll kEEp you updatEd on .PHERES. as soon as .I. know somEthing by thE way
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Thank you, that means a lot to me!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I don't think Sipara is... going to text me again.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And, I think...)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I kind of worry sometimes for the same reasons as Pheres because it seems like maybe you get into trouble sometimes when you get angry?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Like with Hadean, I guess.)
MN: thats what .I. kEEp hEaring
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Sorry!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I'm not trying to harp on about it or anything!)
MN: .I. didnt think thErE was anything off about it until .PHERES. actually said somEthing
MN: and thEn EVEryonE ElsE startEd saying somEthing
MN: and now .I. dont know which way to turn
MN: how do you changE things whEn you wEnt your wholE lifE not knowing thEy wErE a problEm in thE first placE
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, um.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I guess I didn't really want to say things because it wasn't really my place?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And last time I asked about something that was sensitive, you seemed really uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make it worse!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And I don't think your whole life is a problem at all!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(We both really like you, and Pheres loves you a lot.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(... And, I mean.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I don't think you have to turn away from us.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(If you don't want to, I mean.)
MN: .I. know
MN: .I. just
MN: look .I. think .I. nEEd hElp .KIT.
MN: .I. kEEp worrying thE shit out of him and making in shrink up likE hEs afraid of bEing hit
MN: and fuck .I.m not okay with that
MN: .I. dont want to turn away to bE honEst
MN: nobody ElsE can accEpt this lEVEl of nicE hair .I.m sporting today
MN: or somEthing
MN: ugh that just sounds wrong today
MN: and man if .I.m worrying you too just tEll .ME. about it
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(... I think.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Maybe this has a little bit to do with Pheres as well?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Because I think I kind of know what you mean, because he did that a lot when we first met, and I kind of got too touchy because I thought- well, how we met, I thought he would be okay with it!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But he wasn't and I think sometimes you have to think about, like.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(It's not like you would ever hurt him! Or I would, and he probably knows that?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But also you're a lot bigger than him and more highblooded and stronger, and he's grown up with most people being bigger and more highblooded and stronger than him his whole life! Because he's a small person and maroon!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(So he's kind of nervous about things like that automatically.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And, like, I get kind of nervous around seadwellers, I guess, in the same way?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But I'm also a blueblood and definitely taller than Pheres and trained in the military and I have kind of crazy brain powers I can use, so I don't really have reason to be afraid of most people.)
MN: .I. didnt think about it likE that
MN: hE kind of told .ME. to stop pointing out that hEs tablEtop rpg lEVEls of squishy
MN: not in thosE words but
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Well, what words did he use?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Because it's not)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And I mean I'm not saying you did this at all, I just mean in general it's not always very nice to hear that people don't trust you to be able to take care of yourself?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And I think Pheres can take care of himself, really well!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Except when he makes dumb mistakes, I guess, but I can't really talk when I jumped off a cliff and broke my shoulder.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But that doesn't mean he's not going to be scared anyways, because he couldn't always do that, and sometimes people don't let him.)
MN: hE uh
MN: said that too
MN: holy shit what rock haVE .I. bEEn undEr
MN: but its hard to rEmEmbEr that you know
MN: EspEcially whEn hEs worshipping drinkErs and sticking his hEad down a zombiEs mouth to sEE whats insidE
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Worshipping drinkers?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I actually kind of think maybe he didn't even believe in them before he, uh.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Found out?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(About you, I mean!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And I mean I mess around with guns for a living, and fight people in training and all of that is pretty hazardous!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But that's my job and research is a lot of Pheres's, too.)
MN: and it feels like whEn .I. try to giVE him a warning about that .I. gEt writtEn off EntirEly
MN: but whEn .I. dont listEn to what somEonE told .ME.I. gEt tEn pEoplE railing at .ME.
MN: and it fEEls
MN: frustrating?
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And it's not like you don't go looking through super dangerous ruins, or don't fight people!)
MN: still
MN: .KIT. hEs hurt and put his lifE in dangEr for rEsEarch hE didnt EVEn haVE to do
MN: wEll yEah but
MN: .I. can handlE mysElf just finE usually
MN: ...okay point takEn
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Um!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Well, I got impaled for waiting at a train stop.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Sometimes things just happen, Em.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I'm pretty sure he's technically more likely to get hit by a scuttlebuggy than get bit by a zombie!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(It's just that one seems less dangerous because we see it all the time.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And, I mean, I don't think you shouldn't worry, or anything like that!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I just think maybe... telling him not to do his job is not really the right way to go?)
MN: dont think yourE off thE worry .EMEREL. train EithEr by thE way
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Haha!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Well, people don't really worry about me that much in general, I guess because I'm a blueblood and trained, like I said, so I will stay on the train.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Especially since apparently train stops are hazardous to me!)
MN: .KIT. this might not be thE timE to talk about things that are hazardous to your hEalth too
MN: .I. spEnd way too much timE as it is worrying somEonE is going to bE maimEd whEn .I. wakE up
MN: .I. mEan youVE gottEn your arm gorEd twice yourE stuck with lEoffE
MN: .PHERES. got zombiE bittEn and its also frustrating that hEs worriEd about .ME. fighting but .I. fEEl likE .I. dont haVE any right to bE worriEd about him and his damn obsEssion with thE murdErous
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, jeez - I'm really sorry!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(That was really inconsiderate, and I really shouldn't have, especially since I'm kind of worried about the same stuff, too, and I was literally just asking about you, too.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(But I also don't think that you shouldn't worry about Pheres?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Like, worrying just means you really love him!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I worry a lot, too.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(It's just that sometimes it's... more our problem, that we're worried? And it shouldn't be Pheres's?)
MN: .I. just want to sEE him alrEady
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Like I worry about silly stuff, sometimes, is what I mean, and worrying about zombies isn't silly but it's also something that it wouldn't be fair to try to make him stop doing, I guess.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And I feel you on that!!!!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Me, too.)
MN: what arE wE supposEd to do whEn wErE worriEd thEn
MN: not tEll him?
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, uh!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I think it depends?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I think he would appreciate hearing that you're concerned about him!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And maybe he'll keep it in mind and be more careful!)
MN: and what if thE onE timE nobody says anything Ends up bEing thE onE that kills him
MN: what thEn
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh, no, I didn't)
MN: first hE has to bE awakE for .ME. to tEll him that
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I mean that's not really what I meant, completely, I think I explained things kind of weird.)
MN: .KIT. no yourE finE you dont nEEd to apologizE
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(... I didn't say sorry!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<( /(v x v)\ )
MN: good job man
MN: .I.m proud of you
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Pffft. Now you're just being silly.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I think probably a lot of the issue right now is that you're really stressed out because you're worried about Pheres already being hurt, and you're surrounded by people you don't get on well with!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I think maybe you should do what you mentioned earlier and go clean off, and maybe get something nice to eat and relax?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Or, um, drink, I guess?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Not taking care of yourself won't make Pheres get better any faster, and I think he would be happy to see you doing good when he wakes up!)
MN: you know what
MN: .I. think hE would
MN: .I. dont think therEs a safE placE for .ME. to gEt a drink right now but .I. can hold off a whilE yEt
MN: .I. just
MN: know any good palE hookErs or
MN: .IVE. nEVEr thought .I. nEEdEd a moirail but
MN: its gEtting kind of obVious that thats a liE
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Uh!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Uh!!!!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(... Is that a joke?)
MN: sort of
MN: .I. do kind of nEEd an actual diamond though
MN: .I. promisEd .PHERES. .I.d look for onE
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Well, um - what kind of diamond?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(That came out weird. I mean, like - a permanent moirail, or a temporary one, or?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I don't really have that much experience with permanent quadrants, I guess.)
MN: .I. dont carE which
MN: just somEthing
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I just thought maybe if you need someone to talk to more, or something, I mean...)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(We already like each other a lot? And know each other, and we kind of already talk, and... stuff.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And, I mean, I'm not saying permanently, or anything, that would probably be weird with everything, but we're friends and friends are supposed to be there for each other?)
MN: arE you offEring
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Yeah!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Um.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Should I not be?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I'm really sorry if that's weird.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I just thought)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I dunno!)
MN: arE you surE
MN: .I. mEan .I. know by now .I.m kind of mEssEd up
MN: and .I. dont want you haVing to dEal with that if you dont want to
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I wouldn't offer if I didn't want to!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I really care about you, Em, that's why I really want you to be happy, and I think if this is what you think would help you a lot, then I would love to be able to help.)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I mean, I don't think I would be a very good moirail in the long term, and I... don't really want to overstep, or anything, but maybe since a lot of the problems are stuff I already know about, it could help?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Until you find someone else!)
MN: if yourE surE
MN: lEts do it
MN: dont bE afraid to tEll .ME. if .I.m too much though
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I think I'd rather tell you that probably worrying about being too much is not super good for you if you end up being too worried to talk about your problems!)
MN: morE likE uh
MN: .I. haVE morE than .I. rEalizEd
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I feel like probably everybody does!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Besides, you're really worried in general right now, too.)
MN: .I.
MN: yEah .I. am
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(So take a rest!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Even if there's stuff going on, it maybe is worth thinking about more tomorrow evening instead of right now?)
MN: maybE somEthing to Eat and somE rEst might hElp .ME. gEt my hEad togEther
MN: its fEEling mEssEd up as hEll
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Yeah, exactly! /(^ x ^=)\)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Especially if you feel like that.)
MN: can .I. tExt you somE morE latEr whEn .I.m lEss ExhaustEd
MN: hopEfully .I.ll haVE morE info on .PHERES. and how hEs doing by thEn
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Of course!! I always am okay to text with you guys!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Except when I'm at work, I guess, which I might be?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Maybe!)
MN: wEll .I. figurE youll rEad it EVEntually if you arE
MN: .I. can hold out until thEn
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Yeah, for sure!)
MN: thanks .KIT.
MN: .I. apprEciatE you bEing thErE
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And, haha, hopefully you won't have to hold out?)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Oh!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(Um, you're really, really welcome!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(I appreciate you being here, too!)
CC: /(・ × ・)\<( /(^ x ^=)\ )
CC: /(・ × ・)\<(And I really, hope you have a good day, Em!)
MN: haVE a good onE .KIT.
MN: takE carE of yoursElf buddy
--meganeNarcissus [MN] stopped trolling cerebralCottontail [CC]!--
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