the-home-maintenance-genie

[adoriels-tears-if]

So if you've read the demo, you know that Cecily had an unrequited crush, but how many of you have guessed who it is? 👀

[noisytenant]

Breaking into programming by writing a script that detects and reverts "typing quirk" text back to legible standard

[wetfishguts]

Let him in

you have to defeat my 7 evil interests first

[adeerboy]

I don't understand why humans seem to enjoy alcohol so much. All it does is make me feel nauseous.

[magnusfox]

(Pretend anon)

Why the duck does ot look like that.

[goldenpinof]

I got the email for my general tickets and they’re also in my AXS account. And the money for the m&g has been charged but I haven’t heard anything. I did have a confirmation code on the website but I accidentally refreshed the page and lost it cause of the stress of trying to get general tickets

damn. you can try to email AXS with the receipt? and other info tied to your AXS account.

[luvisia]

i feel like the main reason i need to change fields isn't because i'm not happy to help animals but it's the crime of getting paid for the service when you have unfortunate people who can't do anything walking through the door with the worst emergencies and the most miserable animals and having to leave our office without help and a sneer

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

Is it just me, or is it really fucking warm right now?

[cynocardia]

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if i don't take you somewhere else you're gonna make this insincere

[rowanwolf]

Well, it's been a day. Worked today and we had a massive storm. We kept losing power. (Unfortunately all the shouts of "If the power goes out we get to go home!" every time the building went dark and everybody's computer died were false. This is a hospital, we don't close for shit. Think the storm's gonna get us out of work? Nah. Did you forget about the backup generator?) Anyway, massive storm. There was a good solid 30 minutes where it was raining so hard we couldn't see the building that's like 50 yards away. Storms like that always make me feel shifty. And I've been missing my phantom limbs horribly. The rain started and I felt gryphon-shaped again and oh my god was that a relief.

And then I got home and opened my closet and the ceiling had fallen in and I could see daylight and I now have to wash practically every article of clothing I own, but you know. This is fine. Everything's fine. My wings are back, I'm gonna just focus on that and not the fact that I cannot sleep in my bedroom tonight because mildew and wet leaf smell. (For some reason there were a shitton of leaves up there. I don't even know.) I'm about ready to cry over all the laundry - of course I've been crying at the drop of a hat all week, so take that with a grain of salt - but my wings and my tail are back and I missed them so fucking much.

I just want to be me. I want to have my own phantom limbs. I want to be correctly the wrong shape. XD I am coming to appreciate my headmates more with each shitty thing that goes on (I know I posted about my cousin on my system blog, but Idk if I put that here) but I miss being me sometimes. Just me. I miss my wings and all the ridiculous things I do to accommodate the size of them, I miss the urge to roll around the yard every time I go outside, I miss the wanting to just curl up in the full bathtub and sleep there. It's the stupid, inconvenient things that I miss and I think that says a lot.

[the-great-donatello]

Skin is a bad texture. 

[die-schwanenkoenigin]

nnnhfhjjnvmcn

[ryoki-ph]

OOOOOOOUGGGHGHHHHHH I HATE EYE CONTACT

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

you may be inexperienced providing comfort, but judging by Asmodeus' largely positive response to your efforts, I definitely don't think you're unqualified. It's an important distinction.

...

they're unexpectedly endearing, aren't they?

or at least, it caught me by surprise.

I wouldn't say that.

They are merely...

Clingy.

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.