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proxycrit · 4 months

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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

#mlp #based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism)#mlp redesign #fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety #rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back #applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of #13?? how do horses age #and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’#(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.)#anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am.#twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly #twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that #mostly ‘what are you feeding her’#(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together #they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on #(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard #and gave them ACTUAL weapons #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #spike the dragon #I FORGOT SPIKE #spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love #and cherish his adorable little face #art #critdraws #Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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Adobe express has no good thought bubble shapes. Oh well.

Truly one of the most deadly “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” ever

#ask reply #THE WAY the text isn’t perfectly in the speech bubble is so funny #it adds flavour #Something about William Afton trying to connect with his son like this #brings me to tears #I genuinely don’t think the dude is good at all at being a dad #but him trying and failing spectacularly is so good #Michael would not understand this gesture till years later #could you imagine him showing up to sister location and it just clicks then

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nocek · 3 months

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I should be finishing second part to previous comic buuuuut.... instead here you have a valentines special ;P

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morgancrystal · 4 months

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Monster Slayers Part I - Turin

#turin turambar #the children of hurin #tw: suidice #tw: death #silmarillion #silmarilion fanart #for some reason it didn't dawn on me until 20 hours into this that i'd have to put a trigger warning #this was supposed to be a rather victorious uplifting series and I have failed Turin spectacularly

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academyofbrokenhearts · 5 months

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Kunning life 2 in a nutshell

Xie Wei: conceal don't fe- Xie Wei: wait Xie Wei: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE ZHANG ZHE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE HIM AT ALL THINK OF YAN LIN BUT ALSO YOU SHOULD NOT BE WITH YAN LIN EITHER Jiang Xuening: ... Jiang Xuening: okay I am going to peace out Xie Wei: NO WTF WHERE ARE YOU LEAVING IS SOMEONE BOTHERING YOU SHOULD I KILL THEM WHAT IF I KILL ZHANG ZHE THEN WHAT Jiang Xuening: what is going on Xie Wei: NO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM DONE YOU ARE MINE AND WE NEED TO MAKE OUT FOR THE REST OF OUR EXISTENCE Jiang Xuening: what Xie Wei: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MINE HOW DARE YOU okay then I am yours forever and ever please step on me should I stab myself for you? let's get married

#Story of Kunning Palace #Ning An Ru Meng #C drama #Xie Wei #Jiang Xuening #in which Xie Wei's earlier plan of 'conceal don't feel' fails spectacularly #and good for him #also I am super impressed that Jiang Xuening only becomes romantically interested in him when he actively harms himself for her sake #they're both gloriously unhinged and I love it #original posts

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purpleleafsyt · 4 months

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#purplearts #lego ninjago #ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago fanart #dragons rising fanart #sora ninjago #ninjago sora #Sora my beloved #this was supposed to be a simple warmup but as you can see I failed spectacularly at that #its fine though I love how this turned out

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 9 months

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Tf2 into the Tintin verse

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#tf2 #team fortress two #my art #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tintin #made medic a little too pale whoop dee doo #tried to imitate tintin's art style and failed spectacularly :)#tf2 spydad #i have the tintin movie on CD at home #most europeans probably knows tintin- he's a classic i saw him everywhere when I was a kid #also Lucky Luke- but didn't see him as much

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ima-mezz · 14 days

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I’m an hour in the fable among us vod and just- I actually love Fuble in this he is so fail bossing it up and I love that for him

#Fable the father manipulator? I only know Fuble who does NOT want his employees talking about their wages #he’s trying so hard to be hip with the kids and failing spectacularly #fsmp #fable smp #liveblogging

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chanrizard · 7 months

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SKZFLIX Directed by HAN .

#first and last gifs i make of this thing coloring it was an exercise in patience i failed spectacularly #bystay #staysource #createskz #kpopccc #stray kids #skz #le mie creature #q

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three-fold-symmetry · 2 years

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So... homoerotic lightsaber training, anyone?

#tcw #the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #this ended up a good bit more honry than I anticipated #but I think I deserve that #as a treat for doing a drawing with 3 lightsources #also my plan to draw something other than codywan for a change failed spectacularly

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pretentiouswreckingball · 2 months

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I need pathetic Regulus so bad you guys, I want him pining after James, writing in his silly little diary how good he looks today, I want him daydreaming about their wedding and drawing hearts at the margins of his notebooks with Regulus Arcturus Potter over and over again

#do you see my vision? I know Regulus can be portrait as this cold distant guy who lets nothing show in his face but I’m #i want regulus being so obvious about his devotion. I want him to salivate at the sigh of James and be after him like a sick puppy #i want him to try to play it cool and fail spectacularly #basically just Regulus having and embarrassing big-ass crush on his brother’s best friend #who in my mind is also Regulus’ in some degree #and then i want James being a bit oblivious about it until one day the light catches Regulus in a certain way and…. that’s all it takes.#he’s doomed.#a lot of rambling tonight so sorry #loops blabbers

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ex0rin · 6 months

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When you do kill, what's it like? // Do you even remember them?

Nobody changes, hmm?

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stars-and-cows · 3 months

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#I swear I'm trying to figure out how to draw Hazbin characters in my style #I'm just spectacularly failing #It's my new life goal to draw hell's greatest dad correctly #I need to capture his beauty >:D #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #fanart #hazbin fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin lucifer #starry art #art #artist on tumblr

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devilcatdarling · 1 year

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Please consider

Vessels can't speak but they can make a limited amount of noises

Purrs, trills, huffs, sighs, clicks, rumbles, etc

Hollow letting out little huffs and whines unintentionally when they're overly stressed or hurting

Little rumbles and near-silent purrs or an audible sigh when touched lovingly or held comfortingly

Clicks and trills when they're finally comfortable enough to express curiosity or to get someone's attention or to greet them

Actual growls if someone threatens their loved ones and makes their incredibly long fuse of a patience snap

#hollow knight #night rambles #no voice to cry suffering indeed #but no voice doesn't mean no noise #void is pretty quiet I know #but every other aspect of no thoughts no minds no will #failed spectacularly #so there are a few flaws with no voice too okay #just a few #should've used flex seal #now THAT'S a lotta DAMAGE

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keyblack · 1 year

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OC DUMP OC DUMP OC DUMP

#dnd #high fantasy #Wesker Sloane #Cyril Edwards #Princess Seraphina #Mary McReady #yes I removed Sloane's prosthetics #we'll see if I feel like adding 'em back #I spent 6 hours tonight chatting with my buds and attempting to get to a point where I was comfortable drawing cringe #and have failed spectacularly #but I will be aiming specifically to increase the cringe as I draw more of this so stay tuned and hopefully I can manage it #myart #ocs

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sidetongue · 7 months

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a story in photos of henry finding something dead to eat, sprig sniffing around to hopefully get a bite, some random ass dog appearing out of nowhere, deciding to resource guard henry against sprig, and henry looking into the camera like jim on the office

#hen was too uncomfortable to acknowledge the big dog #he was really fucking rude #big entire male that started posturing at sprig #so i called hen and sprig over to me #they came #and of course the big dog followed #and had zero recall as his owner tried to get his attention #THEN he mounted harold and was GRIPPING him so hard #at first i clapped and yelled at him #but he was incessant and so heightened and gross #i grabbed his collar and threw him off harold #all while the owner is failing spectacularly at recalling #we know to avoid him in the future #henry #sprig #dogs

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