#I feel so wrong

[elizabethan-memes]

In case you're wondering how I'm doing, I'm currently having an identity crisis. I saw a reconstruction of a Neanderthal man at the museum and he held himself with such confidence and poise.... and I realised I found him attractive. And yes, he was buff. But then so was Mr Homo Sapiens. And I preferred Mr Neanderthal.

[grabmyboner]

wanna know how small my town is? i just matched with my childhood best friend’s little sister on tinder.

[motherjoel]

dave rossi... at some angles... makes me act up LSNFMSNCMANFJSMF

[rosycheeks-softheart]

Somehow it feels all kinds of wrong to be liked by someone

[eventually--darling]

seasonal anxiety squad rise up

[lucifer-hot-as-hell]

So thoughtful?

This is a very common question from my husband (isfj) when someone just stares in the void. And I often do.

So nachdenklich?

The simple answer would be yes. But I feel offended. Like... Why have I left the real world again to drown in my thoughts.

Tan pensativo?

I try to explain but my thoughts and feelings are too far away from reality. And when I talk about the tip of the iceberg that touches reality, it seems like no big deal at all....

[uloniel]

I‘m anything but okay. Can someone please be my friend?

[fan-with-issues]

If you had to remove one member of Guns N'Roses and Motley Crue from ever being in the band, who would you chose. Ha I got you back Lol.

I WILL MURDER YOU WITH GENE'S AXE BASS I SWEAR WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO ME???

I LOVE ALL MY BABIES IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE

FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED BUT I GOTTA CHOOSE VINCE AND IZZY

PLEASE BEAT ME WITH YOUR WOODEN CROSS AND DROWN ME IN YOUR HOLY WATER FOR I HAVE SINNED THE BIG

[growingintosomething]

Im stuck in a place where I dont belong

Being me and being here never felt so wrong

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

[leeminlikesdaises]

is it weird that I feel wrong in my body? That I'm jealous of girls who are pretty or comfortable in their skin be cause I'm not a girl? Or that I slip into a depression after I feel wrong in my skin because I shouldn't feel that way??

[luthienne]

anyway literally everyone is going through something all the time!!! everyone is wounded!!! everyone is human & no one makes it out of this life unscathed!! maybe try approaching people in good faith instead of always defaulting to the worst possible interpretations of each other

[gh0stchoir]

Got up and got a cup of water maybe that will help

[galindatopland]

the fact that the first act of cannibalism in the wilderness isn't an act of survival but an act of intense grief. and the way shauna does it in secret. the way all her means of getting close to jackie have been unacceptable and shameful

[crabussy]

the psychological horror created by Hasbro’s desire to sell more toys rather than honour the desires of the original creator resulting in an immortal alicorn princess of friendship doomed to watch her friends grow old and die without her is so interesting to me. by trying to cater to children more you have accidentally created a reality in which death of the main characters friends as she lives on for centuries is not just implied but confirmed. idk it’s fascinating to think about