#I get unnecessarily emotional when I see ancient angelfire websites still chugging along

[cromulentbits]

After spending countless seconds scanning a half-page of search results, I couldn't find any link to download the legendary, poorly translated subtitles for "The Two Towers" as an .srt.

Drunk with purpose, I updated an English subtitles file to reflect this collection of screenshots. No other additions or changes made from what you can find on that darling, little Angelfire site.

Here's a link to download the .srt file for your own appreciation.