#I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. okay? …prove it!

[professorllayton]

ANYWAYS. so many fics writing laios as a virgin who has never heard of sex ever in his whole life and it's like. well I. think he's got a dick the size of a red sequoia and he fucks like a bullet train . what abt that then

[gemsofthegalaxy]

thinking about "I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train." "Prove it" "What?" again tonight lads

[robobee]

the most correct way for henry/ronan to happen is for Ronan to hound Henry over fucking like. at least 3 people he knows. to go like "WHAT is so special about you" and then for the 'I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train' "prove it" 'what' exchange to happen

[hozier-natural]

NO ONE TOLD ME THAT TOM IS SAYING “i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train” TO GREG ???

AND THEN GREG SAYS “PROVE IT”???????

oh god i’m gonna go into s4 full on being delusional and shipping tomgreg …

[rita]

well ill tell you greg ive got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train. is crazy

[casboobs]

"she's way out of your league"

"how'd you get shiv? she's out of your league"

"ohhh testy greg!"

"well"

"well greg i'll tell you. i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train. okay? satisfied?"

"prove it"

"what!?"

[frontlinebicepsoftheninth]

tomgreg posts are showing up on my dash again and it's reminding me of how early griddlehark their dynamic is. "i've got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train. okay? satisfied?" "prove it" "what!?" this is a conversation that happened in the halls of canaan house

[ambiguousdisorderken]

whatever . i think misha's got a dick the size of a red sequoia and fucks like a bullet train and i think jackles is a lousy lay but if you say anything slightly mean kendoll Will break down and cry

[glynjohnsfurcoat]

when conan asked john why they called him the ox and his response was basically "because i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and fuck like a bullet train"

[saintpoems]

i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train… BTW

[kermitgasm]

i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train …. totally not a gay thing to say or anything

[gemsofthegalaxy]

Admittedly i am also not super enthused by Greg this season and it is getting worse by the episode but they can never take "would you kiss me" "i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train" "i would castrate and marry you in a heartbeat" from us

[tvgremlin]

The Sequoia *tm

[grassbreads]

“Prove it???”

Excuse me Greg, fucking “Prove It???”

What the FUCK does that mean???

[kendallroy-poor-little-meow-meow]

Watching the exchanges between Greg and Tom after seeing them in gif and it still fucking hits me like a train damn.

[stratfordsympathizer]

literally biggest tomgreg proof is just shots Like This of them talking in profile. like so much of succession’s dialogue is based around this idea that what’s left unsaid is more important than whats at the surface, and this is indicated largely through the constant shifting of attention and posture and gaze away from the conversational partner. If you watch shiv or Kendall speak to those around them, for example, it’s super rare for them to spend very long looking directly at them or facing them head on. And even though Greg and Tom engage in the same sort of bravado-riddled nonsense speech as a way to be accepted in the family/workplace culture as outsiders (ex: “I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train”), they’re always really listening to each other, and we see that in shots like this, where their gazes are fixed on the speaker and everything about their posture is designed to be open to the other (hands open and up, eye contact even when the other isn’t looking, chests squared, etc). Unlike other pairings in the show, they’re really conversing rather than just seeking a means to an end, a diversion from the waystar royco norm and startling openness that makes scenes that we wouldn’t bat an eye at anywhere else feel startlingly intimate when it’s the two of them, especially because they’re so often framed very carefully to show us this sort of naked clarity (as above, both almost fully in frame against relatively stark background) your honor i love matthew mcfayden and nicholas braun they Get It