#I have 0 impulse control

[spicyraeman]

what if.. another one? [full ver. here (explicit)]

[nataliesewell]

SHEPHERDS OF HAVEN + TV TROPES ↪ red antiqua, voyager

[lelianaslefthand]

are we about to kiss rn?

[sanaimissyou]

I have had this game for roughly 22 hours o7

[that-bitttch]

Do I regret eating so many biscuits? Yes. Do I feel sick now? Also yes. Will I do it again? Most probably

[jen-with-a-pen]

y'all how am I supposed to do any work at home when the internet is right there, which means logan howlett fics and wolverine edits and hugh jackman clips are right there

[gayabeilles]

me giving cooking advice: always go by the recipe the first time you make something so you have a control. you can always change things next time but it’s important to have a baseline.

me trying a new recipe: so I’m actually gonna put four five cloves of garlic, add a serrano pepper (they don’t even call for anything Spicy?????), and I’ve got this shallot that’ll go bad soon so I’ll throw that in too, plus there’s those scapes from last weekend I should try to use up,

[urwendii]

Lost Tale Of The Qorinómi: Prologue

Rating: M

Wordcount: 1,310

Pairing: Eönwë x Arien

Summary:

As it had once been foretold, the Great Ending would one day approach, where the Dark Lord would break from the confinement of his timeless prison and wage war against the armies of Aman. It started with a loud shriek. A noise as unpleasant as nails on chalkboard and it sent shivers in all of those who heard it. Then the cracks. A loud clanking sound against the fabric of the universe. The Door of the Night had for a moment glowed in an ominous light before starting to crackle and to finally cave in when a large gash appeared in its centre. It was an unnatural cold that seeped through Ilmen, when Melkor re-entered Arda.

for @cilil and @demonscantgothere

[felidaefatigue]

the reason im not allowed donuts is not because oo donuts bad or anything btw.

the problem. is i order many (they made 4 packs now tho so at least its not 6!) because thats more cost effective...... and then I eat them all.

i have eated 4 donuts in under 24hrs. and these are not piddly things. they are big honkin fuckers with icing and buttercream and fillings and cookie crumbles and whatnot. granted. some of them are vegan? I guess? nice?

[alivedean]

gonna gif something cursed brb

[youangelheart]

I should NOT be allowed any disposable income lmao

[penelopesbridgerton]

me vs having two hazal packs going on at the same time 💀

[trainingdummyrabbit]

i am about to make a bad decision!!! [starts watching a video that starts with “if you have a weak stomach then god help you”]

[thegameartist03]

sigh

what if i made an askblog for the silly hero villain guys.

[clamorybus]

it might not be healthy and i probably shouldn't have such a heavy snack right before bed buuuuuuuuut im gonna make another mug cake

[unclewaynemunson]

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