#I have her in Ovenbreak now

[quibbs126]

Here’s some Matcha Cookies I’ve been drawing this past weekend

Originally the plan was to draw other characters too, but then I got carried away and it was just Matcha. I think I’ve grown to hyperfixate on her recently (though that’s not to say I’m not still hyperfixating on Dark Choco and Dark Cacao) and just wanted to draw more of her. I think my brain has grown attached to the idea of her appearing in Kingdom and being relevant to the White Lily plot line, despite there being no evidence of that in game (though I’m fairly certain it will, given I’ve heard someone say the devs are planning on putting most if not nearly all of the Ovenbreak characters into Kingdom, and even it that weren’t true, Matcha’s too close to Dark Enchantress Cookie for her to not have any potential relevance to the story). Also my idea of her being friends with Dark Choco, whom I was planning on drawing here too, but I didn’t

Real talk, I probably shouldn’t have spent my weekend drawing these, because I have 3 finals these next three days that I maybe sort of haven’t studied at all for, despite the fact that I absolutely should. So yeah I would probably go do that. But whatever, no getting that time back now

[sweetbumblebea]

Hear me out on this one

[raetreaderarts]

The most sane Dr. Wasabi fan

It took me hours just to make the pixel art for this, then I had to put down all the blocks n everything, like omg how do y’all do this like, regularly????

Here’s my profile, all three parts are in my marketplace if you want em (and maybe shoot a follow my way if you want me to make pixel art of my other beautiful cookie wives, if I do Captain Ice will be next, I really wanna make her Icepiercer but oh my god I’m so bad at building in this game I’ve been talking for WAY TOO LONG IN THIS PARENTHESES)

[pepprs]

i am now a cookie run kingdom girl. 🙈😭

[xqi666]

:P

[k1ttygam3r]

The Cookie Run: OvenBreak devs somehow making every Yogurca update even fucking worse than the last

[semothekat]

Guess who’s playing the cookie game again

[lemon-3ds]

THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER TBD UPDATE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[invisible-friend-system]

I have an announcement to make. Twizzly Gummy is a bitch ass motherfucker- /ref

[soppsop]

[Image Description: A series of digital redraws of the Cookie Run Ovenbreak characters from the Cookie Trial event in the Ace Attorney art style. The first image shows Cotton Candy Cookie standing in the witness stand, holding a love letter that covers her mouth. She's looking to the side and blushing. Her textbox reads "I'm here because the defendant stole something from me!".

The second image shows Langue de Chat cookie in the defence bench thinking "Um... The witness is blushing...". He is pushing up his glasses and has a drop of sweat on his face.

The third image is of Roguefort Cookie standing as the defence's co-council in a prison outfit, looking at the camera and smiling, saying "That person really is an interesting one..."

The fourth image shows Cappuccino Cookie standing in the prosecutor's bench, holding a book in his left arm and hitting the bench with his right fist, shouting "Tell us what they stole!"

The fifth image shows Cotton Candy Cookie again, this time blushing more, with her eyes closed and the letter covering her face even more and saying "That person..... Completely stole my heart!"

The sixth image shows Langue de Chat Cookie shocked, leaning on the bench and pushing up his now broken glasses, sweating and with messy hair. The textbox says "!?"

The seventh image is Cappuccino Cookie also shocked and sweating, leaning on the bench with his fist clenched and the textbox says "!?!?!???"

The last image shows a comparison between the redraws and the original cookie sprites. End ID]

I'm sorry everyone I gave in. I attorneyd the cookies

This was meant to be just some doodles but i was having wayyy too much fun with this lmao. The text is a bit awkward but there was a LOT of dialogue in the original and i had to cut it down somehow rip

Anyways I think Roguefort Cookie would be the worst defendant ever

*I'm very bad at writing and describing things so if anyone has any corrections to my ID please tell me thank you 😭

[quibbs126]

Maybe it’s just me and my fascination with body horror, but I feel like Cookie Run could get a lot of mileage out of it. Considering you know, they’re Cookies

Show us some messed up looking Cookies that are either products of horrific experiments or some sort of disease that horribly disfigures Cookies until they crumble

[brittle-doughie]

The new Ovenbreak update gives me the idea of Y/N Cookie trying to relax by visiting the sauna. Emphasis on trying.

You sighed as you dipped your dough into the sauna bath, clad in a bathrobe as you enjoyed a drink, Shine Muscat Cookie’s movie being showed on the TV. It wasn’t often that you visited the sauna during your days off from the TBD, but your dough really needed it this time around.

You leaned back onto the side of the sauna with your arms, looking up at the TV…until you noticed someone peering in from the sauna door window, causing you to jump a little!

“Woah, I wasn’t expecting to see you here! What a coincidence, haha! Since you’re in here, mind if we joined you?”

We?

Orange Cookie opened the sauna door and revealed that Lemon Cookie was there with her.

“Still want to stay in the corner now? Look, Y/N Cookie’s here!”

“I never said I wanted to stay in the corner. Weren’t you going outside to play tennis anyway?”

“W-what? I never said that! I’m pretty tired after table tennis earlier, it wouldn’t hurt to spend some time in the sauna!”

Hang a second-

“Y-Y/N Cookie’s here? Their dough, pristine and shining from syrup…ah, it brings warmth to my heart no sauna can even begin to match!”

“Y/N Cookie, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen you outside of the Time Balance Department! It would be nice to catch up with you now that work is out of the way for the both of us.”

Oh god-

“Hoot! Is that my exercise buddy I hear?! Move out of the way!”

Oh dear.

———————————————————————

The Bathhouse Chirp didn’t need no further explanation for the sudden influx of cookies coming in for the sauna. Just took the coins and give them locker keys.

Sauna Egg was going to have his work cut out for him.

[raetreaderarts]

I. I have no excuse for this.

Can’t imagine she would wanna be in the sun for too long on a beach day tho, she would prolly just sit under an umbrella, read a book, and make sure Peppermint doesn’t get taken by the waves.

[sunseed-fandump]

I can only imagine what would happen once Shadow Milk’s weaved story of lies and manipulation on the kids breaks. It’d definitely happen somewhere around Beast Yeast (presumably around the point when Lily seals him back into the tree) where either two scenario’s happen: 1. The kids are left completely helpless and distraught once Shadow Milk’s influence is gone and Pure Vanilla, Lily, with the help of Chili and Custard take the kids through a “healing arc” of sorts or 2. The kids immediately run away from the Faerie Kingdom and stay with the CoD in a similar fashion to the Chess Choco’s from Ovenbreak which causes the manipulation cycle to continue..

You’re right to assume everything comes to a head during Beast-Yeast.

The kids are so so happy for their Ringmaster! And of course Shadow Milk Cookie is sure to shower his little performers with plenty of praise. They’ve done SO well! He’s so so proud! And now that he’s out, he can give the kids a glimpse of that happy peaceful world he promised them!

But the cracks start to show. By this point, the kids have already had a few moments of doubt over the course of their journeys. However it’s when he starts puppeting the faeries when the kids start to get a sense of “maybe it’s not just my imagination”

The Circus is here! But nobody seems to actually be having any fun. There’s monsters and fighting and cookies getting hurt. This doesn’t look happy OR peaceful. This is just pure chaos.

And much to everyone’s surprise, when Shadow Milk commands the kids to take care of White Lily. They hesitate.

So the kids tell him. “This isn’t what we wanted” “Please stop hurting them, can’t we get along?” “I’m so tired, I don’t wanna fight anymore”

Well that wasn’t in the script, but! It’s no big deal.

After all that’s what puppet strings are for.

It takes the decisive swing of a sword from an unexpected ally to cut them free.

Post-Shadow Milk influence, the Kids would have memory problems since the Beast would frequently mess with their heads and redact certain events. They’ll heal and gain things back, but they’re going to be very skittish at first. Strawberry is going to be so stressed she basically bursts into tears whenever anybody who isn’t Gingerbrave or Wizard looks at her.

The kids kind of go back to that survival mindset they had before escaping the Witch; “everything wants to hurt you, don’t give them the chance.” So they’re constantly huddled up in corners trying to make themselves as small as possible, trying to figure what to do. Where do they even go from here? What’s going to happen to them?

It’s scary. Luckily they’re surrounded by good cookies now.

[makerofmadness]

ok so what the hell is the legal drinking age in earthbread man like. So I was thinking I would finally have to take the L on the "how fudging old is Alchemist Cookie" thing because Witch's Castle has that side story where she botches an experiment and it basically causes her to act like her brother. Including the alcoholism. (Tbh it is like my favorite special story in the game like part of that is 'cus of favorite character bias but also it ends really sweetly like WC is just really good for grape siblings fans in general they get a lot of content-). So I was like "okay then she has to be at least 19 if we assume the drinking age would line up with the real world/country the game is from. I can take an L I thought she was younger than that but I was wrong" BUT THEN FOR GINGERBRAVE'S BIRTHDAY WE GET THIS:

WIZARD IS A CONFIRMED CHILD THO????

Basically this is like really ancient shxt but like there was something called I think the Junior Cookie Challenge once where basically 9 kid characters gave you missions and WIZARD WAS ONE OF THEM

This is the picture I could find but like. Yeah Wizard's definitely a kid then. (I think this event happened before certain characters were even a thing including Alchemist when I checked the dates so like I have no idea if the characters were like limited for a reason or if this was all the kid characters in the game at the time but regardless I'm. Fubkign. Top 10 questions science can't answer Number 1: how fubkign old is Alchemist Cookie- like I'm guessing she just wasn't designed with a particular age in mind let's be real here-)

but like.

If Wizard can drink then like what is the legal drinking age on Earthbread man like-??????????

EDIT: I looked at the dates wrong/was thinking of when Alchemist existed in Ovenbreak I think and not in LINE (Alchemist was released like years before this event I think)... but then I ran into SOMETHING ELSE that throws a wrench in the works and by that I mean:

so DEVIL COOKIE ALSO existed before this event and yet was excluded but they're like. Really obviously a kid ESPECIALLY as of Witch's Castle (fudging. Three words: Crayon Doodle Set [literally their room decor includes a set of fudging crayola or some shxt like. I think it's obvious what impression we're supposed to get of them like obviously I don't think crayons should be locked off to only kids but like traditionally they're kinda thought of like a kids thing and Devil isn't like. Artistic-themed so to inexplicably have them... you can tell what's being communicated y'know?-) (and like I think Devil being the same age as Angel kinda. Is obvious-).

So the Junior challenge thing pretty much confirms nothing as to which characters AREN'T kids. Just which characters ARE kids. Frickin' almost had it and then lost it again-

Edit again: I also discovered that. Cream Puff existed during the time the Junior Cookie Challenge ran. And yet she wasn't in that. But now they're running kinda a sequel to that in Kakao Cookie Run and she's in THAT. So basically yeah it was never exhaustive 100% frickin' I'm going insane I'm having like two people debating with me (peacefully thankfully) over if Wizard's not actually drinking something alcoholic but like what is he drinking we don't know it could be anything but like he has a wine glass they could've given him a normal glass but they gave the kid a wine glass and we all have to suffer the consequences they didn't even put like a bowl of fruit punch on the table or anything just to say "haha he's just drinking this don't worry he's just a silly little guy :3" no they left the door wide open for us to at least ASSUME if it's not CONFIRMED by this that he's fudging destroying his nonexistent liver at the ripe old age of Child idk it's 2:22am as of me writing this

Too many edits: I need like a dedicated guide on what juice is and isn't meant to be alcohol in this universe because apparently the wizard art is like a reused asset from something about Hollyberry so like. But I know at least half the juice there is treated like alcoholic shxt too looking at some of the dialogue or like I'm mainly thinking of like wildberry's dialogue I think so. frickin'

another thing I realize is that. Alchemist drinking was because her personality got altered she wasn't like In Public. And... look I love Vampire but he isn't like the most responsible guy let's be real and like. Frickin' even can I just get like whether or not she has a diploma or anything please just anything like... ok I know that old as hell personality quiz calls her a "picky model student" so she's probably still in school but like where in school is she is she in high school of college or like. I would've placed her around cream puff's age before all of this but I don't know anymore y'know can someone help me?????- (she probably just wasn't designed with one in mind I'm doing all of this for nothing this is the definition of insanity frickin'-)

FINAL EDIT HOPEFULLY: ok I finally have an answer just like after talking to my bigger cr nerd friend uh. Basically the I Want You Every Day music video gives us definite footage of children drinking:

Screenshots courtesy of @void-the-bear (said friend)

Gingerbrave and Cream Puff are drinking the exact same drinks as the adults and these drinks literally look the same as what Sparkling holds in his goddamn sprites

Like you can see the bubbles in some shots it's the same drink it's frickin' champagne-but-we-can't-call-it-that-because-it's-a-kid's-game

But like there is an official short of Sparkling like. Not being able to serve Custard III I think because he's too young???? So uh.

basically the drinking age in Earthbread is "younger than Gingerbrave but older than Custard III" thank you for coming to my TED Talk (fudging. Finally have an answer though at least I think please tell me they didn't try to call this lemonade or something somewhere not the lemonade anything but the lemonade don't make me have a headache again PLEASE-)

[ryctone]

Unnamed AU I had running around in my head for months and that if I didn't at least do SOMETHING with it I may explote /lh

All I have right now is Clotted Cream is a demon/dragon (not sure yet, probably gonna stick with demon tho because of the whole Yakgwa Ovenbreak update) and Okchun, who under unspecified circumstances now has to deal with him bc he's a damn menace to her village.