#I refuse to spell it like the name

[watchingyoufromthestars]

When they said Margherita would’ve won Teen High’s Teen of the Year and not Erica I was shocked. My girl??? Margherita???? Mentioned????? I was so sure they would say Erica but they blessed me with my girlie getting mentioned

[cutter-kirby]

regarding intermezzo: funniest fucking thing the bloodstained birthday boy's ever done btw

[the-crooked-library]

started writing star wars fic and immediately found out that LibreOffice recognizes obi-wan as a Real Name, but underlines anakin skywalker as a spelling error. figured it may have been bc the components are Real Words (obi + wan), but no, it recognizes darth vader too?..

not anakin, though. must be an error, that, we've got no record of him, no sir

[transsexualhamlet]

UNPROMPTED AS FUCK GOOGLE DOCS

[mistergreatbones]

It’s funny when people put Jason as ‘seeing green’ when he’s angry because of the laz pit since it’s clearly a play on ‘seeing red’. But also like. Green typically represents jealousy. So when he “sees green” before attacking tim…

[flufallo]

DID NEIL GAYMEN WRITE DBD

He wrote the comics yes

[lollytea]

Polleena Park....🐝 🥺💕

[colorisbyshe]

thinking about how heinous it is that the us forces to children to recite the pledge of allegiance on a daily basis

[strange010]

I love yuri on ice and the Victuri/Viktuuri ship but I rlly wanna see if anyone has broken down their power imbalance

I am a SLUT for couples that are mostly healthy with an underlying toxicity that doesn’t show on the surface

Like Yuri idolized Victor and now he’s his coach like…I NEED SOMEONE TO DO AN ANALYSIS ON THIS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE KINDA BRAIN TO MAKE ONE MYSELF I JUST DONT HAVE THAT KINDA THINKING ABILITY TO GO INTO IT EVEN THO I KNOW ITS THERE

So if anyone knows a video or a post that talks about it please link it PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES I WILL EVEN TAKE A FANFICTION ABOUT IT

[bloodgulchblog]

The thing about Marty O is he's one of the old hands who is most eager to talk about the old days, and I think a solid chunk of that is because he's really full of himself.

Sucks because the music does slap, but yeah.

When a guy telling you his own version of a story sounds like a self-centered dick, you really gotta wonder what other people's versions look like.

[nukenai]

Man horse people just really don't wanna admit that a huge amount of horse people are gross racist conservative shitheads that would be more than willing to call you slurs. I live in eastern fucking New York and every barn around here is run by yeehaw rednecks flying trump flags with confederate belt buckles you only see once you stop being distracted by their pink bedazzled cowboy hat. They'll happily tell you how well they treat their horse and how they love and respect everyone of course, support local farmers and shit, then when you turn around they start talking about the Fucking Queers or whatever. It's 99.999% white people, at my last barn there was ONE entire person of color and more than once I heard her - an adult woman - referred to as "THAT LITTLE BLACK GIRL" by other people.

English riding communities are also not exempt from this shit but they 100% think they are. There's just like Extra Classism thrown in most of the time.

I remember reading an article a few years back about a high school girl who did, I think jumping. And she wrote into her local equestrian magazine or something, about how she noticed the race disparity in Equestrian sports as a whole, and she got SO MUCH SHIT for it. People went insane and blacklisted her from shows and competitions, and she was viewed as a pariah for being a "shit-stirrer". Like holy shit, if your reactions are that horrific then this is DEFINITELY something we need to be talking about more!!!

And that girl lived nowhere near me so I can't just pretend this is a hyper-specific issue with my geographical area (I live right next to the capital city and even my small neighborhood is much more diverse than any horse thing I've ever been to, including barns I've boarded at, events I've been to, and fucking EQUINE AFFAIR).

Whenever I try to causally bring these issues up with anyone at my barn (ALL OF WHOM ARE WHITE) they stare at me like they've never heard of race ever being a concern ever in their life. And like, I AM ALSO WHITE, and it's completely bonkers to me that people can really be so fucking oblivious. But here we are.

And for comparison, there are maybe 2 people out of the 15+ boarders at my barn who could be considered "moderately wealthy".

[k1w1fru1t]

What does the question mark in the title mean, Hollow

Hollow what does it mean

Spoilers for Arcane Academy utc

Does it mean mage ends up surviving??? And is saved by Fendal or someone/something else???

Does it mean they do die, but are saved by Fendal from having to spend eternity trapped in Honeywood with August?

I knew I was in for angst because this is Hollow_VA we're talking about but wHY IS IT LEFT SO AMBIGUOUS

PLEASE I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO MAGE AND FENDAL

[milflewis]

your dad saying kyle is your sugar daddy made me choke on my dinner lmao. why is that something you would say???

bc to my greatest despair and smallest comfort i am my father’s daughter and thank you for the reminder of that

[xiomeebo]

replaying skyward sword right now and I am having the worst time trying to take out the fucking spiders.

[modernchemical]

my MLP oc from 2015. oh FUCK yes.

[crossbackpoke-check]

Bords fake smile is so obvious. Its that one.

a thorough investigation of thomas bordeleau’s smile so that i do not fall asleep on my breaks at work today

^^^ my sleep paralysis demon keeping me awake

research question: is thom’s fake smile crooked? is his real smile crooked? is he bad at posing in photos he himself does not take?

1. we are starting with photos of thom i already have on my phone, the number of which is probably going to be embarrassing but i can only have 10 on a post at a time. hopefully i don’t have more than that

this was easier than i thought because i forgot i had video of thom being giggly & embarrassed by podcast hosts—for sure a real smile, for sure real crooked. woof ✊😔

however i feel like this is cheating because the original smile in question was photographed, which leads me to:

2. more photos of borde on my phone

are you only showing half your mouth because the other half is crooked? this is the start of the evidence that borde is incredibly particular about angles & very aware of what he looks like on camera

real hot girls have italian summer boyfriends 😜 crooked smile is in full display but we don’t get the full eye crinkle—obviously a posed photo but likely caught in the middle of actually smiling and being happy, so the pearly whites are out [also: real wh*res wear their necklaces so that the pendant sits in the divot of their collarbone. speaking from experience bords i’m gonna ki** you]

more italian summer boyfriend posting, increasingly more photo op posed, evidenced by the closed mouth smile. this is the most relatable picture of him i have ever seen because i too am gay and do not know how to pose without throwing up a ✌️and awkwardly smiling without my teeth when forced to take a picture. unfortunately i don’t have an italian summer boyfriend wearing little white short shorts to gently touch elbows with :(

this is not a smile but it’s still crooked and i’m mad about it, and i also am 99% sure i saved this for matty looking good in the background before i even cared about thom but now that i’m unhinged this is good arm tattoo content (have been wondering about the little one on his left arm, clearly says “faith” here) and nose scar? scratch? freckle? it’s endearing 😡

3. this is still just more photos from my phone but i can’t have a list with two things on it so we’re all pretending like this is a valid bullet point

blanks my adopted blorbo 🥺🥺 this is a photo caught in motion of bords really smiling, unaware of the camera, which i’m using as evidence to say that thom real smiles w/ teeth. he looks overjoyed to see blanks & i can’t fault him (we are not discussing the kj tag now)

4. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO GOOGLE SO I CAN STOP SCROLLING THROUGH MY CAMERA ROLL

thom looks like he inherited half of his mouth from his dad and half of it from his mom split down the middle (please see the chart)

assuming that this is baby thom, the smile has forever been tilted which is possibly even worse than the formation of a habit or a slant caused by injury or like. dip lip. nooooo borde has ALWAYS been like this

to conclude: i forgot what the question was but now you have a ??? masterpost ??? of borde’s crooked mouth 🤧