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Au where everything’s the same but the Robins scream bird noises as warcries while jumping into battle

Detective Comics Vol 1 #481

Shout out to Paul from LA for predicting Red Robin way back in 1979.

Also, what?

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I’m not exaggerating by the way that’s what happened

I’m only on volume one of RHatO and objectively it’s terrible* but it’s also great because Isabel is putting the moves on Jason and Jason’s just like “…okay,”

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I’m only on volume one of RHatO and objectively it’s terrible* but it’s also great because Isabel is putting the moves on Jason and Jason’s just like “…okay,”

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i love those aus where tim makes a baby in one of those 99 attempts to clone kon, but they typically ignore brucequest and how tim probably shouldn’t bring a baby along to that so what i suggest is "heeeey steph. remember how you wanted to be a mom but were afraid of your father's men hurting her? well, good news! here's a baby that’s indestructible! i need to go be a deadbeat dad for a second to go bring back my deadbeat dad from the timestream so i kinda need a babysitter. 'kay love you byeeeee"

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Martha: thank you so much for putting Bruce to bed, I hope he wasn’t too much trouble

Alfred: oh of course he was but I’m used to it. I’m more concerned about these nursery rhymes you gave me

Martha: how do you mean?

Alfred: well, there’s this one about a group of birds killing people that struck me as odd

Martha: oh do they not have a Court of Owls in London?

Alfred:

Alfred: …I really don’t like the way you phrased that like it’s a real thing…

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Saw a post about dashcon and I thought “oh god they’re trying to do dashcon two” but instead it was just someone reblogging the ancient texts

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I’m just like Merricat Blackwood because I too am eighteen and dislike washing myself, dogs, and noise. Oh and the whole mentally ill thing, but mainly not liking baths.

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The fact that I’ve never seen anyone draw Duke Thomas as a cute baby upsets me greatly

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She’s my poor little meow meow (slaughtered her entire family without remorse)

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if they had to make one of the bats related to the court of owls for the #Drama, why was it dick and not tim? like which one is giving more evil secret society of rich gothamites: guy from a world travelling circius or rich boy living in a manor, probably made of granite and lime?

I love how Cass has one of the least developed backstories and Tim’s is also relatively blank yet they keep throwing shit at Dick and Jason. What do you mean Jason’s bio mom was run out of Gotham for human experimentation? What do you mean Jason’s dad faked his death and became a superhero? What you mean Jason joined the Red Hood gang and fought Talia as a child? What do you mean Dick’s grandpa is the Court of Owls? What do you mean Dick’s mom was a thief? What do you mean Dick’s dad had a child with the Tony Zucco’s wife?

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I think the Orphan thing would be better if she at least had the bat symbol on her chest

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Tim: hey aren’t you worried people will think you’re gay?

Bruce, wearing a “Proud Dad to a Bisexual Son” shirt: why would they think that? Plenty of parents will be wearing these

Tim: yeah that’s the problem

Clark, arm around Bruce’s shoulders, also wearing a “Proud Dad to a Bisexual Son” shirt: ?

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Jean-Paul 🤝 Jason

Murderous Batman Tim Drake haters with magic flame swords

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Typical day for Cody and Rex

Based on THIS post

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I don't think we give the Robins enough credit for fighting the joker at 10-13 years old. Because from a human point of view the guy is terrifying.

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Imagine Dinah and Babs trying to explain how they got together to Jim