#I want to commit atp
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I haven't slept. Not even a power nap. I'm still at half the workload and I'm supposed to be in class in three hours. My body is definitely shutting down and the amount of caffeine I'm using as a crutch is definitely going to come back to me when I'm 30 and trying to help my old mother into the bathroom.
And I sweat to the great heavens above that as soon as I'm done with this I'm academically torturing jayvik. Forget about being the left hand of the chembaron or being happy travelling dimensions these fools are gonna have THREE FINALS the same fucking day and the topics are gonna be so similar to one another that they will genuinely get confused in between one thing an the other. Idk about their geniuses no one can deal with that mean old professor who's wife left for a very clear reason. They want to fuck a bit and go for ice cream but the punnet square is staring them down. Viktor tells Jayce that he is a stupid, useless moron while cradling his head and kissing his forehead because he got dizzy after trying to move too fast when his body is running on energy drinks and a cheap cold pizza. Jayce screams at Viktor like he's never done before in the time they've been working together and Viktor just stares at him in silence. Then he goes "So is number seven four thousand or not? Sorry. Was zoned out. Did you say something?". He does it again like half an hour later and Viktor screams back in such a vulgar way that Heimerdinger would have a heart attack. They look at each other and laugh. Then they're sobbing. Jayce is sobbing more than Viktor. Jayce starts Actually Praying To God at some point (every latinoamerican student's last resource. Jayce is latino fight me on this (don't do that (you will lose))) Viktor starts trying to guess if Singed would still offer him a job because there is No Fucking Way his scholarship is surviving this. Like yeah he believes in himself but there's a fine line between confidence and delusion and he can feel it breaking every second that passes. Jayce tells him that He Should Be Positive while texting his mom to tell her that she might need to get the forge up and running again because they're definitely kicking him out after this.
"Mamá, my GPA is looking worse than Viktor's legs" "Jayce Sebastián Talis, do not say that-" "Miss Talis. Miss Talis. He is right. Worse than mi lungs, even. Do you think I can get a job in the forge, too?" "Oh, cariño, no! Jayce will work and you can keep me company" "I'M YOUR SON??" "Yes. And Viktor is a sweet young man. The forge will be always in need of help, Jayce." "Thank you Miss Talis" "VIKTOR, YOU FUCKING TRAIT-"
They start trying to rationalize with one another who should try to fuck which professor based on the possible success rates. They're both about to experience that kind of stomach ache that comes after drinking only coffee for like half a day. Jayce is getting nauseous. There's writing on the walls. They try to kiss each other but end up headbutting and screaming at the other for being "an uncoordinated dog!" and "not only fucked in the leg, but in the eyes too!" And then make out over their chem notes.
They pass with A's and tell all their classmates that No, they were Not studying. They Just Are That Smart thankyouverymuch. Eye bags? Ah, well, Jayce and I engage in this thing called penetrative sex-
Have an álgebra examen tomorrow and I'm currently trying to manifest Viktor into my room so he can help me with this shit. Realistically this man would just hit me over the head because he would def get stressed out with me not understanding until I would eventually break down crying and he would just stand there waiting for me to get over it but I would cry even more because I want him to comfort me. This would end up in him leaving to avoid the impulse of breaking my head open with his cane.
I think Jayce, on the other hand, would just get down to business immediately and sucker punch me in the face after I ask him for the third time the difference between a conditional and identity linear equation. Either that or he gets so stressed out that he just starts crying too going "how come you are so bad at this?" And he's not even trying to be hurtful he's just genuinely appalled by my stupidity
AND BEFORE ANY OF Y'ALL COME "oh I bet you're actually good-" I got a 20/100 in my third parcial. Math hates me. My ECOMP2 teacher told me that I was born to be a writer. The guy (he's 30 something and reference tt regularly on lectures I'm not calling him sir) that teaches me exppsych102 called me one of the most revolutionary minds in the school (this is only because he's a fellow comrade. Also it because I am batshit insane and always end up handing in one or two extra pages in assignments) and I'm here sobbing over the square roots of 138. Like how is this relevant to my career. I KNOW IT'S GOOD FOR COGNITIVE ABILITIES BUT THERE ARE SOOOO MANY OTHER WAYS FOR ME TO DEVELOP THAT. LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF INTERMEDIATE ALGEBRA
#jayvik#I want to commit atp#I think I'm slowly giving up#jayce talis#viktor arcane#“jayce would never scream at Viktor-” you clearly have never been high on self-dissapointment and desperation#friendships lovers and family does NOT register when the obly thing between you and community college is a grade#“viktor is too calm to-” that man has never been calm. we only see him in oeace when he's literally on his deathbed#or possessed#my eyes burn send help#i need glasses so bad actually
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If only you could see what I see. | Driller nation always should need more content….
Well !! I watched the new mha episode and went a bit crazy at the one where it’s Toga and Ochako I MEAN LOOK AT THEM !!
I saw a wonderful unfinished wip of an utmv artist I’ll tag in credits, made me want to do it with Driller ! ⭐️
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Credits.
Dream belongs to - Joku.
Killer belongs to - @/rahafwabas
Inspiration - @cinnamonstickks
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OG panel under the cut -

#mdraw#driller#kream#kreme#mha reference#dream x killer#killer x dream#dream sans#killer sans#killer!sans#dream!sans#dreamtale dream#they’re so gay and I’m not even kidding#Dream believes in Killer and Killer really wants to believe he’s not a piece of shit he really does#I mean being a mass murderer doesn’t help#but atp who didn’t commit murder#Killer has probably never been told he was cute compliments like that must feel nice to hear#Dream would give him so much compliments and encouragement#GFHFHGHFH#I really wanted to reblog cinnamon post so I’ll do it a bit later
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kissing with a masked man would be so anticipating because you could see him lifting his mask and leaning in to capture your lips. (´ཀ`)
#i love masked men#just thinking about them makes me want to commit crime#könig#simon#ghostface#keegan#kruger#idk i’m down bad atp#silay#konig cod#konig x you#konig x reader#könig x reader#konig x y/n
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have a date on saturday and if it’s anything like that one date i went on back in january yall are gonna see me on the news
#great banter searing eye contact mutual commitment to the bit…. all for this dude to tell me that it just felt platonic to him#like damn that’s crazy because i kinda wanted to fuck you in the middle of the restaurant. all the best tho#anyway. idk why i keep putting myself in these situations. atp i might as well be conducting an experiment 🔬#maybe i actually should….
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dog coded bucky fic update btw <3
#also 5k words in and they finally kissed#everyone cheered!#dog coded bucky fic#genuinely thinking this rly is gonna have to be split into chapters atp like this is cooked LOL#i have so many scenes i want to include and i'm not even at half of them but already at 5k words#let alone the SMUT SCENES. where tf are those thousands of words of filth gonna fit#it's looking like a multi part fic yeah lmfao#either way i won't be posting it until it's fully written bc i don't trust myself to commit to chaptered things <3
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Kayla pissin me off she was like ‘the thing and uhhhhhhhh jo…. joh….. flamethrower are coming to rivals’ and the very next second she be like ‘oh i love johnny i wanna main him’ GIRL YOU ARE A LIAAARRRRR
#snap chats#she switches her main every three seconds like bruh you dont have t main anyone atp 😭😭#cant commit like me and my obsessive ass… its ok its not for the weak willed#I HATE THIS WOMAN WHY DOES SHE CAL ME#AND SHE SAID ‘well he’s hot so’ OF COURSE HES HOT HES THE HUMAN TORCH#mfer would KNOW THAT if she KNEW HIS NAME#SHE DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME WAS JOHNNY HOW DO YOU SQUANDER THAT ITS THE MOST JO SHMO NAME#i be actin like i aint cacklin about this exchange.. tf was that…..#whatever anywya she said she wanted to play at 11:30 tonight so place yours bets if get on the game
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scrolling through my drafts is so funny because it's a mixture of actual posts, stuff i saved just for me instead of using my notes app for whatever reason, random incredibly depressing rants that should never see the light of day, and multiple variations of lesbian struggle
the full spectrum of my personality
#scrolling past a few interesting half baked ideas i saved#bunch of shitposts i never committed to#the most guttural suffering in text form i just spit out into a text post and save for whatever reason#then 'i want to kiss a women'#there's like five different variations of that same sentiment#at least once a month#atp i might as well just post them
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not to be dramatic but i hope Tee will be the last one to get murdered, i want that bitch to see his friends die one by one so when he's the only one left he'll know his turn is coming and all he will be able to do is wait to be slaughtered like he deserves.
#my otp in this series literally is death x everyone#i want all of these boys to die gruesome deaths and i want the killer to get away with it#what did they do to non did they lead him to commit suicide? is that what the preview is implying?#no idea what is happening anymore but i guess i was right about phee being behind the whole killing spree and atp i'm rooting for him 100%#dead friend forever#dff the series#dff spoilers
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reading idw 50 -_- bruh
#ok i am not a blind ian flynn hater i think his hate is overblown and a lot of it is misdirected sega hate#and like. tbc i am not advocating for sonic to kill eggman. it doesnt make sense for how things currently are. we need a villain#and on paper. i get it. he embodies freedom! of course he wants everyone to be free#but atp the ‘’i redeem everyone and everyone who dislikes that is a stupid loser bitch’’ schtick is really exhausting and stupid#and i really wish theyd stop fucking harping on it#tbh in this issue it honestly feels like a vent towards fan criticism bc i know ppl did not like this aspect of the comics#because ooooh its always people hating on sonic unfairly but he just believes in his principlesssss#besides the thing that hes not the redemption angel one but whatever#i think what makes it worse is that its NEVER WORKED so far. its just him letting the villains go and being shocked when theyre still evil#people rag on su but at least that show actually committed to its redemption message and ACTUALLY redeemed certain characters#this is like the opposite extreme from that show where sonic keeps ringing the redemption bell and it just wont work#and if thats a flaw: cool! but its clearly not bc everytime it comes up they harp on how sonic is the bigger person#and everyone mad at him is just so meannnnnn!!#why is surge even bringing this up lol. thats what makes it feel like a ‘’complaining about the fans’’ issue to me#because why is surge pinpointing this as her issue with sonic on their FIRST MEETING. he didnt even redeem starline??#or try to. whatever#the buildup to me seemed more like she hated the idea of sonic#and idk i feel more like she’d be mad that he cant defeat them for good. not for sparing them#and she’d jeer abt how hes a little pussy or something idk#why is she an idw critic all of a sudden#its so disappointing like really? this is how we’re spending thr milestone issue?#echoed voice
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the blogger yearns for the html mines
#atp i should just commit to learning how to make themes myself#i obviously want to be up in tumblrs guts since i keep adjusting my blog themes#and adding new pages#n e way im making a fic page#kellan.txt
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I think that Hermit The Frog inspired fic idea I originally designed for Atsumu but never write because it hadn’t fit his character to me was meant to be for Kaiser
#the universe and my brain was waiting for a godawful blond for real#I mean I do have slightly smt w the same song for naoya but ig fits into the sorcerer reader lore and atp w how jjk drained me idk if I want#to commit to a long series yk#danyl talks
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I hate that there's a huge chunk of sonic ships I like but just don't know what to do w </3
the tiny little pocket in the shadamy space is comfortable and so 😚💕 but there's so many other ships I like but can't express it unless it's thru writing and I'm too overloaded w projects to be able to explore that properly
#bee blabs#tbf this is what the sli au was for#but even then I can't go to the extent I want to#except knuxouge !!!#I struggle to explore their dynamic elsewhere but in sli I can and it's criminally good#like sonamyshad/sonshadamy/sonadowamy (idk the proper ship name)#but I loveeee the idea of these three sm#and GOOD LORD DO I WANT TO DABBLE IN SONADOW I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY BANGING IDEAS FOR THEM 😭#and espilver (?) ??#and shadow x espio ??#and more of rouge with any fem character bc <33#and sm more ???#there's just sm I wanna do/see more of and I'm too caught up in current projects to commit to sumn new :(#so I just try and jam it into sli atp bc it's a current project and it's what it's for: exploring ships/dynamics
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you will never believe how much tbz has taken over my world- I am actively finishing a new Hyungwon X Reader work- and my brain keeps going 'hehe younghoon' ... like babe- are we not working rn?...
#if you've followed my blog long enough- you'll know i've thought about writing for tbz before- but this may be the year i commit to the bit#you don't want to know how much tbz content i've consumed... it's a lot... i haven't went thru content like this in a vv long time#anyways!!!#this is supposed to be about hw- *do you see my problem here* i am vv close to publishing a new work~ inspired by kebbi's and i's#long conversation about him- and i just need to do some final edits to make sure it sounds good- and it'll be ready to publish#i'm actually excited for it to be out- i just need to sleep which is more important than finishing up the edits ehbbahbh so later#fanfic updates#this is borderline brainrot atp#kate rambles#kate's brain is actively rotting pls help 😭😭😭
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random headcanon generator
minjoon:
almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.
is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show him.
is a simp.
forgets to eat sometimes.
has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory.
si-u:
can't handle criticism.
if someone he knew commited a crime, he would cover for them.
desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.
has chronic nightmares.
if he likes someone, he will give them a pretty rock.
#❥ 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍 、dash game#❥ 𝐒𝐈 𝐔 、dash game#this trend is old atp but i wanted to do it back when it was going around#so i'm indulging myself now that i'm back here lmao#joon is a simp in the softest sort of way not the desperate sort ok#he is supporting u he is watching u affectionately he is overwhelmed with love for u#and si-u HAS covered for someone after they committed crimes. it was byan. every time. who could have seen that coming lmao#and the rocks he gives u might not actually be pretty but they're probably like. nice n smooth. he likes the way they feel.#or he'll give u flowers. that's also probable.
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how would the gay people in my phone feel if i picked up another legacy challenge

#i wanna play w horse pack when it comes out i think#but i could do somephin else#i need a rotation atp so i don’t get bored#i’ll be honest i kinda hit a wall with plc and that’s only bc i wanted to drag out current gen as long as possible bc i’ve really grown#attached to them#i rlly need to get a move on w this gen tho 😞#i switched from playing from no aging to long lifespan which was a trial for me 😭#i don’t want them to die or grow old 😞😞😞😞😞#also like if i can’t commit to another legacy challenge and i stop posting it without notice…. mind ur business 🫵🏽#*fizzyspeaks
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#@friends who had to find out i'm Weird and Problematic and commit Fictional Crimes by seeing me reblog like a hundred brocon artworks atp...#sorry#but i will continue to do it lol#fictional incest/noncon/whatever have the tastiest angst and strongest flavors. nothing beats em i fear!#if u want my thoughts on the irl counterparts to those topics then feel free to dm me before u start assuming my morals r smth they're not#@friends who already know what's up: We will now resume your regularly scheduled programming.#needed to expel the paranoia
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