#I want to commit atp
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starrycassi · 5 months ago
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I haven't slept. Not even a power nap. I'm still at half the workload and I'm supposed to be in class in three hours. My body is definitely shutting down and the amount of caffeine I'm using as a crutch is definitely going to come back to me when I'm 30 and trying to help my old mother into the bathroom.
And I sweat to the great heavens above that as soon as I'm done with this I'm academically torturing jayvik. Forget about being the left hand of the chembaron or being happy travelling dimensions these fools are gonna have THREE FINALS the same fucking day and the topics are gonna be so similar to one another that they will genuinely get confused in between one thing an the other. Idk about their geniuses no one can deal with that mean old professor who's wife left for a very clear reason. They want to fuck a bit and go for ice cream but the punnet square is staring them down. Viktor tells Jayce that he is a stupid, useless moron while cradling his head and kissing his forehead because he got dizzy after trying to move too fast when his body is running on energy drinks and a cheap cold pizza. Jayce screams at Viktor like he's never done before in the time they've been working together and Viktor just stares at him in silence. Then he goes "So is number seven four thousand or not? Sorry. Was zoned out. Did you say something?". He does it again like half an hour later and Viktor screams back in such a vulgar way that Heimerdinger would have a heart attack. They look at each other and laugh. Then they're sobbing. Jayce is sobbing more than Viktor. Jayce starts Actually Praying To God at some point (every latinoamerican student's last resource. Jayce is latino fight me on this (don't do that (you will lose))) Viktor starts trying to guess if Singed would still offer him a job because there is No Fucking Way his scholarship is surviving this. Like yeah he believes in himself but there's a fine line between confidence and delusion and he can feel it breaking every second that passes. Jayce tells him that He Should Be Positive while texting his mom to tell her that she might need to get the forge up and running again because they're definitely kicking him out after this.
"Mamá, my GPA is looking worse than Viktor's legs" "Jayce Sebastián Talis, do not say that-" "Miss Talis. Miss Talis. He is right. Worse than mi lungs, even. Do you think I can get a job in the forge, too?" "Oh, cariño, no! Jayce will work and you can keep me company" "I'M YOUR SON??" "Yes. And Viktor is a sweet young man. The forge will be always in need of help, Jayce." "Thank you Miss Talis" "VIKTOR, YOU FUCKING TRAIT-"
They start trying to rationalize with one another who should try to fuck which professor based on the possible success rates. They're both about to experience that kind of stomach ache that comes after drinking only coffee for like half a day. Jayce is getting nauseous. There's writing on the walls. They try to kiss each other but end up headbutting and screaming at the other for being "an uncoordinated dog!" and "not only fucked in the leg, but in the eyes too!" And then make out over their chem notes.
They pass with A's and tell all their classmates that No, they were Not studying. They Just Are That Smart thankyouverymuch. Eye bags? Ah, well, Jayce and I engage in this thing called penetrative sex-
Have an álgebra examen tomorrow and I'm currently trying to manifest Viktor into my room so he can help me with this shit. Realistically this man would just hit me over the head because he would def get stressed out with me not understanding until I would eventually break down crying and he would just stand there waiting for me to get over it but I would cry even more because I want him to comfort me. This would end up in him leaving to avoid the impulse of breaking my head open with his cane.
I think Jayce, on the other hand, would just get down to business immediately and sucker punch me in the face after I ask him for the third time the difference between a conditional and identity linear equation. Either that or he gets so stressed out that he just starts crying too going "how come you are so bad at this?" And he's not even trying to be hurtful he's just genuinely appalled by my stupidity
AND BEFORE ANY OF Y'ALL COME "oh I bet you're actually good-" I got a 20/100 in my third parcial. Math hates me. My ECOMP2 teacher told me that I was born to be a writer. The guy (he's 30 something and reference tt regularly on lectures I'm not calling him sir) that teaches me exppsych102 called me one of the most revolutionary minds in the school (this is only because he's a fellow comrade. Also it because I am batshit insane and always end up handing in one or two extra pages in assignments) and I'm here sobbing over the square roots of 138. Like how is this relevant to my career. I KNOW IT'S GOOD FOR COGNITIVE ABILITIES BUT THERE ARE SOOOO MANY OTHER WAYS FOR ME TO DEVELOP THAT. LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF INTERMEDIATE ALGEBRA
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groovygladiatorsheep · 7 months ago
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If only you could see what I see. | Driller nation always should need more content….
Well !! I watched the new mha episode and went a bit crazy at the one where it’s Toga and Ochako I MEAN LOOK AT THEM !!
I saw a wonderful unfinished wip of an utmv artist I’ll tag in credits, made me want to do it with Driller ! ⭐️
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Credits.
Dream belongs to - Joku.
Killer belongs to - @/rahafwabas
Inspiration - @cinnamonstickks
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OG panel under the cut -
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imsilay · 1 year ago
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kissing with a masked man would be so anticipating because you could see him lifting his mask and leaning in to capture your lips. (´ཀ`)
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hrina · 2 months ago
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have a date on saturday and if it’s anything like that one date i went on back in january yall are gonna see me on the news
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johnslittlespoon · 1 year ago
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dog coded bucky fic update btw <3
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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago
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Kayla pissin me off she was like ‘the thing and uhhhhhhhh jo…. joh….. flamethrower are coming to rivals’ and the very next second she be like ‘oh i love johnny i wanna main him’ GIRL YOU ARE A LIAAARRRRR
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iridescentis · 5 months ago
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scrolling through my drafts is so funny because it's a mixture of actual posts, stuff i saved just for me instead of using my notes app for whatever reason, random incredibly depressing rants that should never see the light of day, and multiple variations of lesbian struggle
the full spectrum of my personality
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sherrymagic · 1 year ago
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not to be dramatic but i hope Tee will be the last one to get murdered, i want that bitch to see his friends die one by one so when he's the only one left he'll know his turn is coming and all he will be able to do is wait to be slaughtered like he deserves.
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glitchfang · 14 days ago
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reading idw 50 -_- bruh
#ok i am not a blind ian flynn hater i think his hate is overblown and a lot of it is misdirected sega hate#and like. tbc i am not advocating for sonic to kill eggman. it doesnt make sense for how things currently are. we need a villain#and on paper. i get it. he embodies freedom! of course he wants everyone to be free#but atp the ‘’i redeem everyone and everyone who dislikes that is a stupid loser bitch’’ schtick is really exhausting and stupid#and i really wish theyd stop fucking harping on it#tbh in this issue it honestly feels like a vent towards fan criticism bc i know ppl did not like this aspect of the comics#because ooooh its always people hating on sonic unfairly but he just believes in his principlesssss#besides the thing that hes not the redemption angel one but whatever#i think what makes it worse is that its NEVER WORKED so far. its just him letting the villains go and being shocked when theyre still evil#people rag on su but at least that show actually committed to its redemption message and ACTUALLY redeemed certain characters#this is like the opposite extreme from that show where sonic keeps ringing the redemption bell and it just wont work#and if thats a flaw: cool! but its clearly not bc everytime it comes up they harp on how sonic is the bigger person#and everyone mad at him is just so meannnnnn!!#why is surge even bringing this up lol. thats what makes it feel like a ‘’complaining about the fans’’ issue to me#because why is surge pinpointing this as her issue with sonic on their FIRST MEETING. he didnt even redeem starline??#or try to. whatever#the buildup to me seemed more like she hated the idea of sonic#and idk i feel more like she’d be mad that he cant defeat them for good. not for sparing them#and she’d jeer abt how hes a little pussy or something idk#why is she an idw critic all of a sudden#its so disappointing like really? this is how we’re spending thr milestone issue?#echoed voice
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heartbreakincident · 4 months ago
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the blogger yearns for the html mines
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voidcat · 2 months ago
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I think that Hermit The Frog inspired fic idea I originally designed for Atsumu but never write because it hadn’t fit his character to me was meant to be for Kaiser
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luv-again · 6 months ago
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I hate that there's a huge chunk of sonic ships I like but just don't know what to do w </3
the tiny little pocket in the shadamy space is comfortable and so 😚💕 but there's so many other ships I like but can't express it unless it's thru writing and I'm too overloaded w projects to be able to explore that properly
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blizzardfluffykpop · 1 year ago
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you will never believe how much tbz has taken over my world- I am actively finishing a new Hyungwon X Reader work- and my brain keeps going 'hehe younghoon' ... like babe- are we not working rn?...
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lctibule · 8 months ago
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random headcanon generator
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minjoon:
almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.
is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show him.
is a simp.
forgets to eat sometimes.
has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory.
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si-u:
can't handle criticism.
if someone he knew commited a crime, he would cover for them.
desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.
has chronic nightmares.
if he likes someone, he will give them a pretty rock.
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fizzytoo · 2 years ago
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how would the gay people in my phone feel if i picked up another legacy challenge
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paint-tastes-ok · 2 years ago
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