#I would kill for stone
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Just saw sonic 3
Do I know anything abt sonic? No
Have I seen the other 2? No of course not
Was that a masterful piece of cinema the likes of wich I had thought lost to time in this new age of shit live action and ai???
Did I laugh? Did I almost cry?? Do I now ship characters I’ve never seen before???
Yes. Yes. Y e s
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#spellbinding#I have no knowledge#knuckles the echidna#has done No Wrong ever#I would kill for stone#shadow the hedgehog
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the “flee on sight” order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think it’s actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it ✨
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An honor
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i like scaring robotnik#i made so many weird decisions with this one#why no colors? i thought it looked better like this#is that eggman crying? you bet#why is the first panel so funny to me personally? no reason#the idea of rob driving the bike is hilarious but i didn't draw that because not the point#rob threatened everyone to hell and back until stone got back#he was ready to kill everyone there#he was kicking and shouting the entire time#he would have gone himself if he had access to any sort of weapon#but no one would give him one and the lab was the place attacked#stone didn't necessarily KNOW he would die#but he knew it was possible so he had to say it#i just kept thinking about my comic about the fruit basket#and how robotnik would crumble if i gave him more time to do so
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I need all of you to HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT
The Qing Jing trio but they're dating. Somewhat. At least BingFan are. Ning Yingying has a queerplatonic thing going on with both of them.
Like for some reason BingFan are co-head disciples and constantly trying to one up each other (in a very homoerotic way mind you). NYY feels left out so she secretly takes lessons from LQG so she could be on par with both of them.
This leads to her cultivation significantly improving and she can even topple MF over in a sparing match. LBH of course tries to give a backhanded remark before promptly getting thrown to the ground by NYY too.
Eventually when the Conference arrives and NYY actually gets selected too. All three go together and when the canon event happens, MF tries to pull LBH up but falters. They both end up falling in and NYY tries to pull them both up but ends up falling in too.
SQQ is panicking because "ohhhh fuck oh fuck. Ning Yingying and Ming Fan are going to die there. Of course LBh will be fine, but those two?"
Anyway he goes back to Qing Jing and does his whole mourning thing, and then all three come out and take over the demon realm.
SQH is the first to find out and was like "What... What the fuck?! That's not supposed to happen?!"
Eventually they go to Qing Jing and give SQQ the scare of a lifetime. Soon he gets used to it because aww his little ducklings are back 🥹
Just ignore that now all three can bring fear into a demon's heart. They're just his little babies. It's so unfortunate that he missed Ning Yingying and Luo Binghe's marriage :(
Huh, why does Ming Fan have a ring too? 🤔🤨
#this is also the au I throw SJ into another peak#its my fanmade future seeing peak if you want to know :)#you can rip jiuyuan out of my cold dead hands :D#svsss#mingbingying#bingfan#bingyingfan#idk what their ship name would be#and like its kinda cool#nyy deserves more screentime and to be scary#and I really like the qj trio#so like I basically killed 3-4 birds with one stone :)#Qing Jing trio#luo binghe#ming fan#ning yingying#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#ignore me im insane#like actually
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it is underrated how straight up murderous felassan is in the masked empire. cannot stress enough - this guy threatens a random shopkeeper with torture and maiming in a way that implies he's done it before, then helps kill off an entire dalish clan in cold blood, all without even a hint of remorse or hesitation. and then in veilguard he's on the "but... solas... how could you let soldiers die in a war... aren't you going too far? 🥺😭" mindset. smh. let this guy be a menace to society.
#veilguard critical#i would argue if this is the case he would've been more likely to be sort of#egging solas on in terms of ruthlessness in the rebellion#for whatever his crimes solas does at least feel Terrible about them and seems to think it's important to maintain guilt about killing#felassan is actually just. vibing 😭#i'm at all times bewildered by veilguard's writing choices bc they didn't even like#make felassan funny#and at the very least weekes is pretty good at writing funny banter and dark humour?#and that's Blorbo From Their Novel... how did they make him so bland#i think actually the conflict between ''stone cold killer who does not want to end the world'' vs#''regretful and sentimental person who does want to end the world'' is fascinating if they had. used it.
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i love this brand of image so much
#streamers locked the hell in crafting the goofiest stuff imaginable#its so funny i love it so much ive spent like a week just looking at these#lordy i need to practice expressions more often though i spent too long figuring out how to translate the look on my face to the drawing#didnt feel like drawing the crafting ui so i took it from a screenshot#bite me bozos i do what i want#Callback. Giggle#n is the only one i feel could pull this off#uzis too good j already has the entire wiki memorized and v just wouldnt try it#cyn would be too busy killing villagers with stone blocks to even care so thats a no go too#too lazy to google what minecraft chicken looks like either deal with it#art#murder drones#murder drones n#serial designation n#i have funnier stuff hopefully lined up i just have to get over my own perfectionism long enough for me to start any of it
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When i'm getting mischaracterized in the "x reader" fic:

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !
#me when the reader does something stupid: i would not fucking say this#bonus if the character you like is also mischaracterized because it'd be pain and agony x2#kill two birds with one stone i guess#f/o blog#selfship meme#self shipping#self ship#self ship meme#selfship#selfship community#self ship community#selfshipping#x reader#proships dni#ok to rb
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Jeff Fowler if you can hear me, please let Agent Stone grow out his hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.
Give Stone wavy hair.

#I want this man to have untamed gown-out waves. I saw it in a vision.#if anything any medium long wavy hair would look better. this man has been through enough#hypothetically speaking after Sonic 3 he wanted a new look before taking revenge on sonic and his friends#LISTEN!! HEAR ME OUT!! I WANT THIS MAN TO LOOK FERAL YET SO GOOD LOOKING AT THE SAME TIME#everyone watching Sonic 4 until they show stone with a new haircut: GYATT DAMN THIS AGENT LOOKS FINE!!#thanks so much for my TED Talk#sonic movie 4#sonic movie 3#the sonic movie#agent stone#sonic the hedgehog#stobotnik#<- adding this because imagine what kind of reaction would Ivo have. seeing ur agent with a new hairstyle would immediately kill you#🪨🥚#the sonic movie 3
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Can we collectively agree that while Stone may be Dr.Robotnik's love sick puppy, he is also Eggman's War Hound.
#agent stone#ivo robotnik#stobotnik#i just love the idea that Stone is a highly trainned agent that has and will kill for the doctor#one would mistake those puppy eyes and see an easy target.#Stone will rip your throat out with his teeth
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i want him stoned in the town square
(why does tumblr make the quality so bad, i promise it’s better)
#you guys have no idea how much i’ve drawn this mf for the past several days#honestly kill him. yes for a third time#this is the drawing i’m most okay with posting#idk i think it just kinda slaps#unless i’m wrong; in which case I deserve to be stoned#why would he smoke sigarettes? isn’t he dead? dont ask me any question please#i just think he’s a quirky guy#he deserves to sit in a goofy pose and have a sig#gosh i really do hate him#i say this under every drawing of mine but really do excuse me if this is cringe#i’m truly sorry for my brainrot chat#gf#gravity falls#bill cipher#silas birchtree#god please come strike me down#i’m begging you#MY ART WOO#also if you noticed that he doesn’t have his weird suit pocket things no you didnt#istg i never understood what those are and at this point i just never draw them
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Too bad we never saw rob and stone together when Ivo was wearing these boots….
The height difference…even more insane😵💫😵💫🤒🤒

#stobotnik#agent stone#jimbotnik#agent stone x robotnik#robotnik x stone#god I’d kill for a side by side#if we saw the height difference in movie 2 already being crazy this might’ve killed me#I’m ngl I fuck with them so hard#they look amazing and way less cartoonish than I’d thought they would#rip stobotnik stone would have loved these boots#I’m looking at you boot themed stob fics
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Every time Brennan sits at that fucking table he tears a hole into what it means to be human and to have faith and to love and to be in community.
The brass ring were so close. They were family. Family enough to send one of their own out to make sure he got to be a father again. Laerryn blighted the tree of knowledge for her best friend and lover.
Downfall was all about family. And saving family. All of their family. Aiden gave his faithful a meal like no other they've had before. Trust gave a sickly little boy 70 hit points because she could barely his suffering. Asha pouted because her wife wasn't there to be with her.
And now Nia will not leave anyone behind. The Stormlord bestowed life back to ruined land. Crokas took on two children that are not his and carried them on his back. Fiedra, although harsh, still risked so much to pour a little wine for the bleeding boy. Garden's first priority is the children who will inherit this world from them.
I think, in the current state of Exandria, the new age we witnessed the birth of, Brennan is giving us that "what comes next". Divinity is not gone, Lieve'tel still performed her miracle. But I think the lesson from divergence, where the gods left the face of Exandria, is that divinity comes from people, mortals. And it always has. The gods get their power from worship. They'd be nothing without their people. So in the absence of them, then and now, stories will be told of reclaiming and rebuilding. Mortals will understand they are divinity. And that together, their power is as limitless as the gods they said goodbye to.
#silver sending stones#cr spoilers#exu divergence#its also very brennan to have “the collective holds the power not the ones on top”#very pro union#very anticapitalist when you cant make the villain capitalism#on that same note. i said on a different post that i want liam to kill the class traitor and like yeah still kinda#but what i HOPE happens is that he is forgiven.#they make it clear to him that redemption is always possible but if he fucks up again hes out.#because sure his skills are immediately present but there has to be something redeemable#but i think the message of “now is not the time to be divided. we NEED each other” would be so fricken good#idk kinda went ham. hope this makes sense
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What was Stone's reaction like the first time Robotnik called him by his first name?
(If I'm not mistaken, the generally accepted headcanon from the community is that his first name is Aban, right?)

The first time? well, he wasn't happy
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#yep the fandom usually calls him aban#i'm team we don't get to know his name#i also like to think stone hates people knowing things about him.#no matter how big or small the information#robotnik of course knows this and is being evil about it#if we assume all of my precanon comics happen in the same universe#and we're doing that because why not#then this was before stone really warmed up to robotnik#which means he wants to kill him soooo bad#he won't though#now imagine post canon robotnik calling stone by his name#stone would melt
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i know it would've been difficult for them to tackle, but it absolutely kills me thinking about the missed opportunities of getting into religious angle of everything that's going on in veilguard.
because it's insane, right? that there are gods in this game. and the game will tell you over and over that they aren't gods, that they're Just Mages, but that's actually not precisely true. they're something very different from what a tevinter magister is, at least, and not only on a power-scale.
powerful spirits are gods in this setting. that was the religion ascribed to by most of humanity, before andraste. the avvar and chasind still ascribe to that belief.
a lot has been said already about how the game fails to engage with belief for dalish characters, and i agree. i think the game also really fails its andrastian characters here though because this is actually huge.
it's not just whether the golden/black city is/was the seat of the maker. it's the very meaning of what god is that's at stake here.
the maker has abandoned humanity. only through the pleas of his prophet andraste is he willing to consider the idea of offering a second chance to his creation. he will not respond to your prayers, and he will not give you answers. his will is inscrutable, to be interpreted only through the words of his prophet which have been changed over the centuries.
and if you are a mage, you are taught that this maker has cursed you. your very being is a curse.
and then you meet elgar'nan. and then you meet ghilan'nain.
they are not your maker. not really. not even if you're an elf.
but these gods are knowable. they will speak to you, personally. they may even do so with kindness. they will tell you what you could do to please them, and even offer you something in return.
and what they ask is terrible. maybe even unfathomable. but in a world where exalted marches have been called in the name of the maker and entire circles annulled, isn't that enough to give you a little pause?
#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#sorry! feeling a little crazy about it after seeing that post about elgar'nan's faction specific comments#i get that they were never going to go here bc they've made a game where rook can't be tempted/waver even slightly#but man. Man.#that tiny taste of religious crisis that we got with the mural convos is constantly on my mind#there is so much to grapple with here with the very idea of the divine for a character of any religious belief#there is even something here for a dwarf without stone-sense!#your gods are dead because of them. they Killed your gods.#but there is no bringing them back either!#they are cruel and they are evil. but what if they could restore a fraction of what you have lost? what would you do if they offered?
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They made hyoga look so much cooler in the anime hes just standing there , in the manga theyre all dripping wet and bedraggled and senku is dying as usual
#Dr stone#isnt it cute that he was holding onto tsukasa for dear life for that whole sequence .....#after hearing his name called so weakly im sure he would not have let go of tsukasa come hell or high water ... he was covering his wound#with such a shaky hand like he was so fucking stressed out but he couldnt let tsukasa be swept away from him he had to keep both their head#afloat the whole time they were fighting against the current and tsukasa is also twice his size and complete dead weight#ALSO HANG ON WAIT I JUST REALISED SOMETHING#HYOGA... wanted to get senku alone to talk to him but he attacked tsuaksa ... and when hyoga wanted to hit tsukasa he attacked mirai#thats scary because he immediately identified that theyre ride or die together ... hyoga is the original tsukasen shipper#hes like oh you guys love each other ? Well that makes it easier for me#also this was the first time i noticed he wears short shorts and leather thigh high boots. omg slay queen where did you get your boots !#they wanted to make him a classic withdrawn coolguy with a samurai-esque work ethic but actually hes mega camp and a sweety (killed someone
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My big-brained friend @nortedwayfinder and I like to imagine that food shortage is a prominent part of aosth. Sometimes the children are on the run for a while and can’t stop safely, or simply run out of money or friendly faces to rely on for charity, and that means they sometimes go days without eating.
Angsty, right? Haha (kinda) WRONG !!!
Because Sonic and Tails are masters of improv and being public nuisances alike. Tails gets nabbed?? He’s actually in the kitchen the whole time robotnik is busy monologuing, stuffing his face and stealing snacks to save for Sonic when he arrives.
Because if some dude is gonna burden you with the weight of growing up super fast and make an 11 year old and a toddler the sole guardians of the peace then you should be able to clean out his refrigerator. like fuck you and ur stupid shrink ray ivo im taking the thin mints
#thinking abt how tails gets kidnapped a lot in aosth#half the time it’s for a good reason#but the other half is like ???? idk 4 year old brain fart#so I thought it would be funnier if he just like#decided he’s hungry and kinda lets himself get caught bc Sonic ate all the Cheetos and he’s kinda salty about it#this way he can kill two petty birds with two petty stones#sonic#sth#shitposting with friends :)
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