#I’ll never tell…

[pedropascallme]

I draft some of the most filthy, vulgar, downright depraved fics I’ve ever written, so risqué that I get hot under the collar and have to let myself cool down and apologize to god, whole time I’m literally writing about. This guy.

[cheerycherrycandy-resurrected]

Ghouls at the spa 🛁

Papa takes the ghouls to a spa/beauty-salon-whatever with the ministry credit card (old man needs a hot tub and a massage alright?) Who’s getting what?

Rain: bbg gets eyelash extensions, change my mind.

Dew: pretends not to be into it, but gets his nails buffed and painted black with Rory, then goes and sits with Copia in the hot tub (he’s like an immersion heater, it’s almost uncomfortably warm in there and Copia loves it).

Aurora: obviously gets a manicure, but she’s also a huge fan of elaborate facials/masks with exotic ingredients.

Mountain: full body mud mask. He barely fits in the tub even fully glamoured, but makes it work!

Cumulus: She gets back pain, so loves a massage. If you see her fall asleep almost instantly no you didn’t…

Cirrus: is big into aromatherapy. She’s secretly been quite stressed feeling the pressure of wrangling her packmates alone after Aether left, and loves these calm moments to herself to de-stress and relax.

Swiss: after his on-stage antics this mf needs a sports massage, stat. And a pedicure because Phantom has a thing for feet…

Phantom: They’ve heard of this thing called a vampire facial…

As always, thoughts/opinions/your hcs are appreciated <3