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GEORGE "GEORGIE"/"FIRKLE" SMITH

The Dark Vassal

"Dark, dark! The horror of darkness, like a shroud, wraps me and bears me on through mist and cloud." - Sophocles

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: George Victor Smith

Nicknames: Georgie, Firkle, Firk, Firkadirk

Faceclaim: Ash Stymest

Age: 19

Gender: Transmale

Sexuality: Homosexual Demiromantic Polyagmous

Height: 5′9″

Weight: 99lbs

Birthday: November 1st

Sign: Scorpio

Occupation: Technically Unemployed; Drummer in a band; Taxidermist; Occasional Whore

Personality:

+ Articulate, Captivating, Discreet, Forceful, Imaginative, Original, Precise, Punctual, Resourceful, Self-Reliant, Sexy, Thorough, Well-Read

/ Aggressive, Artful, Competitive, Dominating, Idiosyncratic, Intense, Outspoken, Religious, Sarcastic, Sensual, Solitary, Uninhibited

- Abrasive, Argumentative, Blunt, Calculating, Cold, Devious, Dishonest, Disloyal, Dogmatic, Envious, Fanatical, Frightening, Gloomy, Hateful, Hedonistic, Insensitive, Loquacious, Melancholic, Nihilistic, Opinionated, Possessive, Ritualistic, Self-Indulgent, Superstitious, Unhealthy

VICES

Addictions - Firkle is addicted to drugs, ranging from cough syrup to heavy painkillers. His favorite is Dilaudid, because it’s somewhat less nasty than actual heroin. He’ll try anything at least once, and if he doesn’t remember trying it, he’ll do it again. Most often he can be found getting high when he’s trying to deal with people outside of those he actually likes spending time with. When he goes to parties, it isn’t to be around people, but rather to partake in the drugs, alcohol, and occasional vaguely anonymous sex provided. Cigarettes, booze, and sex are also on the list, and he’s always willing to work out what he has to do to get any of his addictions. When not on missions from Cthulhu or working his own angles on things, he can almost always be persuaded into getting fucked up.

Cultism - Still a very loyal and large piece of the Cult of Cthulhu, he longs to bring the world into darkness even though he watched Cartman ride his god like a pony. He worked so hard and so diligently to rebuild what was left of the cult that he was given his familiar, Edgar, as a conduit to help them converse. Firkle has been chosen to deliver the world a vessel, a piece, of Cthulhu so that he can get a foothold on Earth once more.

Power - Any and all ways to taste power are ones that Firkle will chase. In no situation will he permit himself to be powerless, even if he has to cheat. He’s very smart and has a habit of using that to his advantage whenever possible. He has no loyalty beyond what he feels to Cthulhu, and will betray anyone for a little taste of power.

Taxidermy - It’s no secret that Firkle loves to kill. Animals, people, insects, anything he can get his hands and a knife on. He pins bugs, and will turn most other ventures into taxidermy projects. He even has a life-sized hand-horse he is working on, killing people and taking their hands so that he can make a thoroughbred out of them, based on the horse made from Barbie hands.

Witchcraft - Firkle specializes in necromancy and water magic, including things to do with blood. He is not afraid to perform blood sacrifices and will go to the ends of his abilities in order to properly prepare and execute a spell he is intent on. He has several shrines around town that are fairly well hidden, one in a catacomb system beneath the cemetery and several in the woods past Stark’s Pond.

BIOGRAPHY

When Firkle was born, he was incredibly underdeveloped. Georgi had taken most of the nutrients in the womb, so he had ended up just being smaller. They say he came out holding onto their ankle, and he never stopped being clingy with them. Having to stay in the hospital for a while to finish growing under supervised care was great for his parents, who didn’t want him, but Georgi was endlessly upset.

As they grew, Firkle showed signs of sociopathy, only caring about himself and Georgi. In Kindergarten, he met the goth kids when he released several millipedes into a girl’s locker and let loose a whole host of bugs from his backpack. Georgi joined the vamp kids and while Firkle disapproved, he wouldn’t let anyone give her shit for it.

Once he hit middle school, he stopped going to class. He’d follow his friends to theirs at the high school, or hang out with Karen in her classes. This trend continued until Karen graduated, and then he just dropped out of school by not showing up.

His taxidermy took up a lot of his time, and he can do just about any animal. He kills for fun, no matter what it is, and has some giant tubs of acid in the shed in his backyard. Georgi doesn’t question him, just as loyal and loving to their brother as he is to them.

EDGAR

A Veined or Coconut Octopus, Edgar is Firkle’s familiar, as well as his “translator” for Cthulhu. They speak directly to Him in dreams, or during forced dreamstates at Firkle’s altars. Edgar is whiny, loud and dramatic, loves trash TV and eats his feelings. He eats enough for both himself and Firkle, who prefers it that way. While he can be obnoxious to Firkle, they are incredibly close. The only way to figure out if Firkle is actually dead is to check to see if Edgar is alive. However, if Edgar dies, Firkle will also die.

GEORGINA “GEORGI” SMITH

Georgi is Firkle’s twin, and the one living, breathing human being that he loves and is loyal to to a fault. He refuses to let anything bad happen to them, and hates that they became a vamp kid. He has to put up with vamp kid meetings at his house, and knows that they are close to Mike. They are a feminine-presenting nonbinary person.

QUICK FACTS

Firkle is a sociopath and doesn’t bother to hide it. He is manipulative and cruel and only cares about himself. Any kindness he shows others is usually fake and only to get his way, unless it comes to his twin sibling, Georgi. They are nonbinary and he will protect them with his life.

Firkle’s drug of choice is Dilaudid if he needs to calm down, and cough syrup when he’s too depressed to move.

He does have depression and is actively suicidal all the time. However, it’s a passive thought and he doesn’t do anything about it.

He has scars and tattoos and piercings, and loves every one of them. Corset piercings are a favorite of his.

While he has an ED, he doesn’t really have to worry about it, as Edgar eats enough for both of them.

He was an unplanned twin that was supposed to be parasitic but still came out under developed. His parents despise him.

He mostly smokes Pal Mals, not because he likes them so much as they were all he could get as a kid and he just kept on smoking them.

He dropped out of high school but technically not legally. He just stopped going at all and nobody really did anything about it.

Firkle Headcanons Masterlist

TAGS LIST

We Put Him Down In A Shallow Grave (Firkle Smith)

I’m A Murder Tramp Birthday Boy (Firkle Musings)

I Like Spiders Loss And Rain (Firkle Aesthetic)

Nestled Tightly In That Womb Beneath The Dirt (Firkle Closet)

The Path Into This Heart Is Littered With Corpses And Strewn With Body Parts (Firkle Headcanons)

I Want Death For My Birthday (Firkle Journal Entries)

Close Our Eyes To The Octopus Ride (Edgar)

You And I Are Like Siamese Twins (Georgi and Firkle)

Knives Shoved So Far Up His Ass He Has A Sharp Tongue (Knives)

Death Is A Beginning Not An End (Taxidermy)

If There Is Magic On This Planet It Is Contained In Water (Witchcraft)

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn (Cult of Cthulhu)

Verses

Incarcerated Firkle AU - I Know They'll Come Up What I'm Owed Guilty As Charged (Firkle - Incarcerated AU) - Firkle went to Juvie at six years old for a triple homicide he only had a small hand in. Taking the blame to save Michael, he eventually did come to blame him a little bit. Scorn kept him company as he sat in solitary confinement for twelve years. The guards forgot about him so frequently that his hair grew out six feet while he was there. If it weren’t for Edgar keeping him alive, he likely would have died. Due to a clerical error, he aged out and didn’t go to prison, instead returning to South Park on his 18th birthday. They gave him a bus ticket and his belongings when he was first brought there, some spare clothes, and sent him on his way. Nobody was informed of his return, including him.

Vampire Firkle AU - Eat The Children Raw (Firkle - Vampire AU) - Like a typical Saturday night, Firkle found himself in a motel room with a stranger. They did some drugs, had sex, and then Firkle’s memory checked out. The next thing he knew, he woke up with a savage blood lust that surprised even him. Six people fell victim to his starvation before he saw fit to seek out Mike, in hopes that he would be able to help him. Firkle cannot eat human food, though he can stomach most drinks.

Land Of Zaron AU - The Boys Are Singing “Cut Cut Cut” (Firkle - Land Of Zaron AU) - Firkle is a Viking prince, and made to become the leader of them once Michael has passed. However, while he doesn’t wish death on him, he isn’t particularly concerned with his safety, either. He was brought to the Viking country as a young child, and may or may not be some kind of mercreature.

Superhero AU - Separate The Skin From Bone (Firkle - Superhero AU) - Firkle became a superhero not by choice, but by accident. Chosen by a man giving away artifacts that could turn you into a hero, he gained the power of destruction and decay, and uses it in the same way one might expect. He can only use his powers with his cat-o-nine-tails weapon, however, and only when transformed. He sees this as a “faggy” responsibility, but is still called to do something from time to time.

North Park AU - It’s The Art Of Superstition (Firkle - North Park AU) - Raised in a perpetual Hell-hole, there are few bastions of sanity for people not seeking to be swallowed up by the turbulent sky. Firkle has been following Michael and the other goths for a long time, if not more in the background. He doesn’t know how people work, and it gives him a lot of anxiety. He is close to someone named Anton, who nobody he knows has ever met. Most of them are convinced that Anton is some kind of imaginary friend or hallucination or something. Firkle doesn’t talk about him much.

Death!Proof AU - Relax God Is In Control (Firkle - Deathproof AU) - Firkle was the sole survivor of a violent bus crash, a sinkhole at a football game, and a car accident, all within two and a half months of each other. For some reason, he was unable to die, even when Death itself tried to take him. His deal with his deity shielded him from dying almost entirely, though it did not stop his body from being broken.

Cryptid!Firkle AU - Tonight I'm Calling Out Your Name A Light Across The River (Cryptid!Firkle AU) - Being born into the woods near South Park, Firkle is a creature that kills indiscriminately, violently, and on sight. Well, only if he is spotted or he otherwise catches someone. He will say their name, call it out, whisper it, and the closer the voice sounds, the further away he is. The further away it sounds, the closer he is. If he is spotted in the trees he will kill you, he does not like to be seen. His eyes shine in the dark, an odd purple color. Nobody knows what he looks like because there has never been a survivor that escaped. Even if they outran him at first, he is faster than most humans and will catch them in the end.

Arborless Verse - I Know Now You Can nly Hurt Me 'Cause I Let You Get To Know Me So Well (Arborless Firkle) - Firkle is the husband of Pete, and often treated poorly and like a weapon and breeding machine. He and Pete had Ares, who is one of the few people he is allowed to communicate with. He is a killer at heart and all he knows is what Pete allows him to know.

Mindless Verse - All This Pressure And All This Pain And All These Sings Swim Through My Veins (Mindless Verse) - Firkle ran from Michael when he found out he was pregnant and took their twins with him. He has not returned, though he has thought about it. He spends a lot of his time fighting and killing to take care of his daughters. They are more or less safe from abuse because he has a reputation.

He does not exist in the Warlord Verse.

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@vos-estis-sal-tarrae - Damien - Let’s Get Wasted Til 666 In The Morning (Firkle and Damien - Vos-Estis-Sal-Tarae)

@butyoudidntbreakme - Mole - The Worms Crawl In The Worms Crawl Out (Firkle and Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)

@nxwkid - - Douchebag/New Kid/Alex - Mighty Mouse Is On The Way (Firkle and Alex - Nxwkid)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Michael - Your Idle Screams Bring You Nothing But Doubt (Firkle and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Henrietta - She Was Having Black Coffee And A Cigarette (Firkle and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Mike - I Said From Hell They Came (Firkle and Mike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Mia - It's Not A Thirst But A Hunger Inside (Firkle and Mia - SouthxParkxAfterxDark

@southxparkxafterxdark - Vic - Composed With Hate I'm Filthy Wretched And Foul (Firkle and Vic - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Annie - Speak Softly And Be A Big Bitch (Firkle and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Miles - Can't You See Me? You And I We Are The Same (Firkle and Miles - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist - Ella - You Wanna Know That It Doesn’t Hurt Me (Firkle and Ella - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist - Ryan - Nobody Loves You When Your Skin Is So Pale (Firkle and Ryan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist - Count Ravyncrowe - V Is For Vampire B Is For Blood (Firkle and Ravyncrowe - ThroughxThexMist

)@throughxthexmist - Vladimir - The Light Of Day Can Keep You Up All Night (Clyde and Vladimir - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist - Stan - It's Your Life But Their Way Follow Me It's All The Same (Firkle and Stan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist - Craig - I Can Tell You Want Some Company (Firkle and Craig - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist - Kenny - It's My Move My Say I Think I Like It This Way (Firkle and Kenny - ThroughxThexMist)

@counterunit - Tachanka - If You Want It You Got It (Firkle and Tachanka - Counterunit)

SHIPS

@southxparkxafterxdark - Michael - Maybe This Is Danger And He Just Don't Know (Michael x Firkle - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@counterunit - Tachanka - Will Death Be Our Last Kiss My Love? (Tachanka x Firkle - CounterUnit)

#We Put Him Down In A Shallow Grave (Firkle Smith)#Muse Bio #cw drugs #cw alcohol #cw gore #cw taxidermy of animals #alcohol cw #cw eating problems #Let’s Get Wasted Til 666 In The Morning (Vos-Estis-Sal-Tarae)#I’m A Murder Tramp Birthday Boy (Firkle Musings)#I Like Spiders Loss And Rain (Firkle Aesthetic)#Close Our Eyes To The Octopus Ride (Edgar)#You Better Think Twice (Georgi Smith)#Knives Shoved So Far Up His Ass He Has A Sharp Tongue (Knives)#Death Is A Beginning Not An End (Taxidermy)#If There Is Magic On This Planet It Is Contained In Water (Witchcraft)#Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn (Cult of Cthulhu)#Your Idle Screams Bring You Nothing But Doubt (Firkle and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#She Was Having Black Coffee And A Cigarette (Firkle and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#I Said From Hell They Came (Firkle and Mike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#Nestled Tightly In That Womb Beneath The Dirt (Firkle Closet)#The Path Into This Heart Is Littered With Corpses And Strewn With Body Parts (Firkle Headcanons)#I Want Death For My Birthday (Firkle Journal Entries)#Let’s Get Wasted Til 666 In The Morning (Firkle and Damien - Vos-Estis-Sal-Tarae)#I Know They'll Come Up What I'm Owed Guilty As Charged (Firkle - Incarcerated AU)#Eat The Children Raw (Firkle - Vampire AU)

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