#I'M FIIIIIIIIINE

[faceglitchsworld]

XD First Single Album "Wished"-Concept Photo N.5-UO

[somuchstrdst]

[aro-aces-world]

Existence is pain and happiness is an illusion (I was mildly inconvenienced)

[callofwinter]

I made things!

(apollo cheese for the low quality picture)

[bigassbowlingballhead]

y'all we're actually going to get a sweaty slutty men's health interview

shut UP

[star--nymph]

Don't mind me I just love my builder and her many many problems a lot.

[its-all-papaya]

it is extremely likely i will be moving to a timezone earlier than my current one before f1 season and my unpopular opinion is that early morning races are superior, so all of the 5 and 6am european gp's are about to hit like crack in june and july

[whoiskt]

last night i was like, "what if i wrote a feature length film about music and sailing, two things i know almost nothing about" and today i've been like let's fucking gooooooooooo

[sunriseseance]

You Know that song misbehaving that's how I feel about The Umbrella Academy rn

[snowshinobi]

Lvl 9 normal attack Neuvillette can cook

[saltlickmp3]

the good news is i wrote a song the bad news is is has the same energy as my other two good ones & is not the genre i want it to be. and to get it there will take so much thinking

[atowncalledher]

You know what really made me gay was legend of zelda fanfiction. You're telling me this ambiguosly gendered twink's whole life is dedicated to serving a princess? (who OF COURSE gradually falls in love with them over the course of years bc fanfiction). How can this be me. I need that to be me.

[nya-transes-ur-gender]

Feeling so normal and not scared about now until September 👍

[whysamwhy123]

RICKY!!!!!!!!!!! (and Bill!) ON DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THE OUTFIT!!!!! THAT COAT!!!!! HE IS JUST SVHSDUIHGUDFIHBUFDHUISDHS

(And Bill's cool too! I like him! He seems like an alright kind of guy!)

[cordidy]

Just needed to get this out of my head after Sylus's Myth so i hope you like it :)

TW : drunk MC, fluff, it's sad I guess ? No proof read cause i'm a savage, english is not my mother tongue

“......tail ?” 

“What did you just say kitten ?” Sylus asked, gently patting the back on your thigh while steadying you on his shoulder as you exited the elevator together, .

At first he had been quite surprised to receive your call.

Even more so when you bluntly asked him if he would be ok playing bodyguard and keep an eye on you while you indulged in a night of carefree debauchery at the club but hey, who was he to judge ? 

Besides, if you felt safe enough to be in such a vulnerable state around him, going as far as trusting him with your safety and your apartment key to make sure you would make it back safe and sound, he was not going to complain.

“I….I said…ooooh that spins…do…do you ever miss your tail ?” you repeated, your voice tired and slurred, words barely comprehensive despite your best effort.

Sylus couldn’t help the chuckle that came as you poked his lower back through his jacket.

You really were wasted…

But you had a good reason !

Your week has been shitty as hell.

Your nights were even worse lately, barely getting a couple hours of sleep only to wake up either with a sore throat, screaming or crying at something you could not recall.

And, on top of that, you were off duty as Zayne decided you needed a break and refused to sign your abilitation.

“Come on Zayne, look, I’m fiiiiiiiiine” you tried to convince him with a huge smile and so much concealer on your face you could open your own makeup shop.

“As your physician I cannot let you go on field with such results” he retorted not even looking away from your chart “You should be dead with such a high blood pressure”

“I’m a tough cookie !”

“And you’re going to have to stay in the jar until these get better. You’re not only a danger for yourself right now but also for your partner”

That was a low blow but he had a point.

Clearly, you needed a break, something to unplug your brain, something fun, a good night out to leave all your problems behind and get shitfaced to oblivion. What you did not need though was the unwanted attention a young woman alone at the club would probably get and, while you were very capable of handling those kinds of situations, you did not really want to have to be on the lookout constantly or end up in a cell for assault.

You tried Tara, back to her family for the Holidays.

Simone ? Night shift.

Xavier….doing God knew what God knew where….

So, with a heavy heart you picked up your phone and called your secret weapon…

“Not necessary,” Sylus finally answered in a calm, composed voice, as he opened your apartment door, being extra careful as to not bump you in the doorframe. Based on the current humming coming from you right now and your kicking feet, your head was already going to kill you tomorrow.

Better not add “commotion” to the list of your impending issues.

“To be honest, being half human half cat was quite annoying” he admitted, walking you toward your bedroom to tuck you into bed. “I don’t like not being in control of myself and beside, it was bad for business to be away from the N109 zone for so long...although…I kind of enjoyed having to hide here and spend time with you…” he added with his signature smirk, poking your side before tossing you onto the bed, making you giggle like an idiot as you plopped on your back. It was the first time you allowed him into your room and, although he did plan on being a gentleman despite what you could think of him when sober, he couldn’t help the loving smile on his face as he watched you mumble something about a potato bag while fighting with your plushies for room.

“I miss you tail” you retorted in your drunk voice, closing your eyes in hopes it would help with the dizziness while Sylus started to remove your shoes and socks.

“I quite remember you telling me how insufferable it was” the man said in a collected tone while making his way to the kitchen once he was done. 

“Yeah but it was sooooo pretty…I miss how you used it to grab me with it and…and toss me around ! That was funny !” you laughed, mimicking being tossed around like a ragdoll in the middle of your plushies as Sylus was coming back in your room, a glass of water in his hand.

He stopped in his tracks, a puzzled look on his face.

“I never use my cat tail to...toss you around” he corrected. His Evol, yeah, on a daily basis at some point actually, just to annoy you and enjoy those little lovely sounds coming from your mouth, threats mostly.

He had not been able to use it at all during the time those damn kittens from Hell had turned him into one of them though.

Your foggy brain did not hear him though and just kept mumbling in your drunken state, propping yourself on your elbows, trying to focus your gaze on him.

“You would think scales are cold and harsh…” you started, raising a finger to look all serious before falling back onto your pillow, not registering the look of surprise on his usually steady face.

“Kitten wh…” his voice was faltering as he looked at you getting all comfy like you had not just shaken his world upside down with your words.

“...but it was sooooo soft and sooooo warm…” you continued, grabbing your pillow to hold on tight as if you were looking for said warmth. 

Your voice was starting to fade as sleep was settling in.

“...felt safe when you wrapped it around me…I kept holding mine to sleep after…but…”

The glass in his hand fell to the ground, shattering as he froze in place, eyes wide open in shock. 

“…it was not…not the same…” you mumbled before losing consciousness, your body going limp against your pillow, before starting to snore.

______________________________________________________________ Pssssst, you liked it ? P2 is already up here :) https://www.tumblr.com/cordidy/770227784125677568/a-few-days-ago-i-wrote-this?source=share

[alacritysparked]

Bumblebee stared at the crystal shard, brow furrowed in thought. Even on Cybertron, crystals typically weren't living things, only serving as a vehicle to power living things. He made a note in his report and slipped the sample back into his subspace pocket.

And then, he was flying through the air with the wind knocked out of his vents. He crashed, hard, into the wall of a half-collapsed building. The pain hit shortly after, Bee wheezing as he crawled out of the him-sized dent he'd made.

The roar sounded familiar...but it couldn't be. That was fiction, made up by humans as a response to--

Nope. This was real. How the f--

"Sorry, didn't know it was alive. Won't do that again." He tried to shout, but something got smacked out of alignment. He coughed, reset his vocalizer (status: normal thank Primus he could not deal with that again right now) and tried again.

"Hate to break it to you, but I don't believe in gods. And the last guy who commanded me to kneel isn't doing so great right now. In the interest of not threatening bodily harm, I'm gonna start over. Hi, I'm Bumblebee. Who are you?"

@alacritysparked // continued

The crystal seemed to pulse faintly as it chipped away and fell into his palm. Once it was severed from its tower however, it dimmed and seemed to lose all the energy it once had.

This didn't sit well with the crystal's creator.

A high pitched screech resonated from within the crater, and a long tail tipped with the same crystalline growths slammed into the Cybertronian's chest plate. Its owner rose to his feet, staring the other being down with glowing eyes.

The twisted mimic of earth's guardian king. Born of a black hole and twisted into a crystalline lifeform.

SpaceGodzilla had found Cybertron.

"Take your hands away from my spawn!" The kaiju bellowed, spreading out his arms. He was fully prepared for combat- had anticipated it. This was a world ripe for him to claim, to dominate, to make a fortress.

But he knew its inhabitants would stand in his way.

"If you kneel to your new god, I will let you walk away with only...minor injuries."