As much as I'm a simp for Itachi Uchiha, I'm fully aware that I would have hated him if he was real.
If Itachi Uchiha were someone I knew in real life, he would be Barbie and I would be Raquelle.
If he were my classmate, I would absolutely HATE him.
I would absolutely despise him for being perfect. I would be so jealous of him because he would have everything that I want. I would see him as a guy with loving parents, good looks, a wealthy background, high social status, a good personality, great propriety, a good social life and someone who is admired by everyone. While I would just be a regular person with average grades, an emotionally absent father, mommy issues, iron deficiency, inferiority complex, unremarkable looks, permanent resting bitch face, no real friends, and someone that people tend to avoid or hate because of her hostile behaviour. Also, I'd be a middle-class girl who is unable to afford the clothes that fit her great fashion sense.
I would desperately try my best to outdo him and still fail. I can't outdo his amazing genetics so I would make an attempt at the sports that he plays, only to realize that my body isn't well nourished. I might even start being unnecessarily rude towards him if we happen to interact and he would've no idea why a classmate he barely knows holds such strong negative feelings towards him.
The only thing that gives me a chance at being better than him would be academics. I would study like crazy till the caffeine overdose puts me in the ER a week before an exam. I might even score more than him once and that would bring me great joy. I'd see it as a step towards my goal of being better than him and see that moment as an opportunity to rub it in his face. But while I'm silently celebrating my "victory", he would come up to me and congratulate me for it. That will be the moment when my happiness disappears, and I will truly understand where I stand. As I rudely turn away from him for the umpteenth time, I'll finally realize that I'll never be better than him.
He is perfect. Someone who has got it all, the perfect grades, perfect looks, perfect family and a perfect life. While I am just another one of his jealous ignoble haters, who is projecting her own problems onto him.
My report card graded more than A+ in all subjects will be shoved into a small pocket in my bag and will be forgotten then. And suddenly, the fruit of my hard work will no longer give me hope for a better life.
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In place of going crazy and immediately binging the whole new season of Bridgerton, I am allowing myself to listen to the S3 soundtrack. This is my version of self-control since I'm only gonna be able to watch it tomorrow night
I know it's cheating, but I had to!
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i know people usually portray veneziano as a pretty chill, easygoing guy
but at the same time, he does have abandonment issues...
i could see someone he cares about doing something particularly dangerous and he just. freaks the fuck out.
he's scared to lose people he loves so i could see him being scared of them getting badly hurt like that. too stressed out to even pretend to be composed.
in fact even in canon he freaks out over things that aren't such a big deal like germany merely not feeling well lol
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for the wrh raises wwx au,, what was the gusu lan sect's reaction to lwj becoming wwx's concubine? and what was jiang fengmian's reaction when he realized wwx was wei changze and cangse sanren's child?
The Lan sect (minus Nielan, who were both aware that Wei Wuxian would protect LWJ with his life if he had to) was mostly just relieved to learn that Lan Wangji had been rescued from WRH's torture chambers. They didn't particularly care about Lan Wangji becoming a concubine; the entire Sunshot alliance knew that Wei Wuxian had been poisoned and was likely too weak to pose any threat to LWJ, and Wei Wuxian was also believed to be deeply in love with Yu Zhenhong.
Jiang Fengmian found out about the Wei Wuxian's compulsion seals less than a month after he heard that WWX was living at the Nightless City, so he was very much not relieved to find out that his best friend's son had been adopted by Wen Ruohan. D:
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man, domestic cats have it so good. i got my cat a deshedding comb because she has a ton of trapped shed fur in her coat and she purrs and rolls and enjoys getting combed out so much
and like... us wild cats don't have anything like that or anyone to do it for us. no one's going to take a deshedding brush to a wild bobcat or snow leopard (and they shouldn't, don't bother wild animals and definitely don't treat them like you would their domesticated cousins). nobody's going to run their fingers through my fur and scritch me in just. that. spot. that i can never seem to reach myself when i groom. nobody's going to lovingly talk to me while brushing great clouds of fur out of my undercoat while i purr about how damn good it feels to be free of all that loose fur
house cats are so lucky 😭
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guys i take back anything i have ever said about heartstopper i finally caved and started reading the comic and WHY does it have me kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl every two fucking panels!!! i started it yesterday and am already on the 7th installment (? (dk what it's called) actually insanely CUTE
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It's kind of funny being so into Obey Me because I'm a pagan who has been working with a god named Lucifer for just under a decade and I feel like I'm cheating on him with OM Lucifer...sorry my bby you are my first lucifer...
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